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What mercenaries do you most want on your team (BIG FUCKING POLL)?

Frumpty_Dumpty
2 (0.4%)
Rohypnol
29 (6%)
Leman_Russ
17 (3.5%)
Allers
24 (4.9%)
Firebus
6 (1.2%)
Keshian
16 (3.3%)
Arowaine
26 (5.3%)
THE GOBBLIN KING (totally not just here because I'm making the poll, right?)
16 (3.3%)
Sandersson
22 (4.5%)
Cikel
5 (1%)
Jack
10 (2.1%)
Aldogalus
10 (2.1%)
Conqueefador
7 (1.4%)
Lumetta
8 (1.6%)
Shitknife
0 (0%)
Chestaklese
0 (0%)
Devilize
5 (1%)
Tristran
4 (0.8%)
Plumbo
2 (0.4%)
Cyranule
6 (1.2%)
San
29 (6%)
Ostulor
2 (0.4%)
Canary
19 (3.9%)
Dreadnok
8 (1.6%)
Kaoklai
9 (1.8%)
Jaren
0 (0%)
Tretter
0 (0%)
Longbow
1 (0.2%)
Pepe Le Pew
4 (0.8%)
Palatro
1 (0.2%)
Orlando
1 (0.2%)
DBrookz
9 (1.8%)
Bonsai
8 (1.6%)
Phantasmal
10 (2.1%)
Sauce
5 (1%)
Tanken
5 (1%)
RJ
2 (0.4%)
FarmerBob
7 (1.4%)
Jona
2 (0.4%)
Pistachio
0 (0%)
Boom_Shaka_Laka
0 (0%)
Defodijabox
1 (0.2%)
Smoothrich
5 (1%)
Silveredge
1 (0.2%)
Internet_Explorer
4 (0.8%)
Spaniard
0 (0%)
Arys
3 (0.6%)
Turboflex
1 (0.2%)
Relit
5 (1%)
Carac
1 (0.2%)
Matey
6 (1.2%)
Zildjian
3 (0.6%)
Oohilac
3 (0.6%)
Voester
6 (1.2%)
Greatsage
4 (0.8%)
Anders
4 (0.8%)
James
0 (0%)
Giggleknight
1 (0.2%)
Mr. Pibb
4 (0.8%)
Rubes
3 (0.6%)
Illuminati
0 (0%)
Goretooth
9 (1.8%)
Rhaelys
6 (1.2%)
Slim
5 (1%)
Duckles
2 (0.4%)
Billy_Whitmore
2 (0.4%)
Ascalon
2 (0.4%)
Tyefire
0 (0%)
Vespasian
3 (0.6%)
Crassus
0 (0%)
Huey Newton
12 (2.5%)
Chucky Tosser
7 (1.4%)
Aderyn
7 (1.4%)
Bagge
10 (2.1%)
HESKEYTIME
5 (1%)
Cup
0 (0%)
Badplayer
9 (1.8%)
Artyem
1 (0.2%)
Ramza
0 (0%)
Ken456
15 (3.1%)

Total Members Voted: 123

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Offline Malaclypse

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Went with:

ROHYPNOL
Allers
San
Canary
Kaoklai
Sauce
Arowaine

Pretty surprised Sauce hasn't gotten more love. I'd vote for Huey but I'm glad he doesn't play anymore, good on him (thup), and I don't miss getting TK'd by a couched lance at mach one... okay, I kind of do.
You think you're pretty smart with your dago mustache and your greasy hair.

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Why am I Pepe Le Pew's only dick-rider? The dude goes at least 1:1 on the most brutal of castle attacks (as a polearm nonetheless) and over 3.5:1 generally in field battles or village fights.
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Arowaine
Bonsai
Canary
Phantasmal
Rhaelys
San
Sandersson

My list. In alphabetical order. For fun. That is all.
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Rhalzo's already in Chaos' cooler older brother clan, he's fine riding his motorcycle around in a leather jacket smoking cigarettes with GIRLS, our little treehouse isn't his speed anymore.

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Arowaine
Bonsai
Canary
Phantasmal
Rhaelys
San
Sandersson

My list. In alphabetical order. For fun. That is all.


This list has a phenomenally high teamwork-friendship quotient.
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I realized after looking at the list there is like only 1-2 NA archers on there. xD
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You should add Luk_Astralis, he's pretty darn good. Though you'd have to bribe him with your naked toon in Mortal Online to get him to play cRPG again.
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Arowaine
Bonsai
Canary
Phantasmal
Rhaelys
San
Sandersson

My list. In alphabetical order. For fun. That is all.

This list has a phenomenally high teamwork-friendship quotient.

I have certain people that I like to fight around. We've fought in many battles together and bled pixel blood together. So we have a sort of a bond I guess. (No offense to anyone that I haven't had the honor of fighting alongside as much as these folks)

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ken 456 all the way baby
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lol ken456_the_grey fucking hacking accounts LOLOLOL

any way CONQUEEFADOR SNIPA OF THE MDEVUIL AGE OF OUR TIME
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Why am I Pepe Le Pew's only dick-rider?

Pepe is quite underrated, I think he's one of the best 2d polearmers.

I voted for San; I don't think I noticed that you could vote more than once.

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~vote for the best crpg player this side of the atlantic~

(also lol kaoklai only has 8 votes what bad opinions)

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(also lol kaoklai only has 8 votes what bad opinions)

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I'm sure the first thing we all noticed about BADPLAYER's lists is that I'm not in any of those games.  Coincidence?  Probably, as I usually only play weekends.

Still, I could take SS's of all the times I topped the lists, and provided I'm sober I usually am near the top after a couple warm up rounds.  But I also find I'm pretty bad at Strat.  Not really sure why.  Too much pressure to do good?  Afraid to take risks cuz its not my tickets getting killed?  I seem to turtle till the crush throughs get me.

I still find it amazing that those players listed are so consistently good.  Perfect timing and they never miss or waste a hit, and they're never stupid enough to let themselves get surrounded.  I never feel bad when I get killed by this 'hero' class.

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I will state my choices:

Rohypnol and Leman: Both do amazing as melee in strat battles and are always near the top of the boards.
Sanderson and Bonsai: Good utility players and are both great battle commanders. Both are good at melee as well as engineering.
Dbrookz: For sniping those pesky ranged players.
San: Because he is San.
Bagge: Great player and probably the best archer on both sides of the pond.
Honorable mentions: Rhalzo, if I could change the poll and pick him over bagge I would, my team needs a positive attitude and I like being told that we are all doing a great job (even when we are certainly not doing a great job).
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