THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN

[Built]

That's a rather presumptuous and far too serious way of speaking to someone who started this Strategus round with a clan consisting of 3 people who had never played Strategus and had only 500 420 troops that they got from a benefactor (FIDLGB). Look where I am now. You think I haven't done anything similar to you between then and now? I think I've earned myself a bit of fun after over half a year of hardcore sperging as a nerdleader of one of the most consistently active Strat factions who always accomplished more than its numbers would have led people to expect.

Part of the problem here is that you might have started in a time with weaker factions or fewer strong factions and not had your first fief viciously taken from you by a band of marauding folks

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.

You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.

[Built]

Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.

You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.

IT APPEARS IVE BEEN HAD!

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.

You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.

Good thing you learned how much it sucked and decided you wouldn't be such a troll to fledgling factions in the future... oh wait.
Don't pull "I was just attacking Anders".  He was in our faction before you attacked if I recall the last person who went to war with a faction because of a grudge against one of it's new members was Bonesaw in the Carac incident.  This resulted in the majority of strat declaring war on HoC.  Funny how the times have changed.

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

Bonesaw actually declared all those wars himself.

Also, there is no fun to strat once you are no longer shit talking while backed up against a wall. Savor it and don't take it all to heart. Have some good times.

He's right you know. All of my parading my faction around and shit-talking is just a vain attempt to goad NA into pushing me with my back against a wall so I can shit talk them and get a hint of that satisfaction I once had.

Alas, those times are gone... I am just a nerd chasing my spergfix.

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

Bonesaw actually declared all those wars himself.

In part.  He declared war on Raven and basically anyone trash talking HoC and everyone else was allied to said factions or just decided to jump on the bandwagon.  All in all, the exact way he wanted to go down.

[Keshian]

Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.

You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.

*cough*FCC did help out Frisians a bit when they first started*cough*

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got your trader reinforced against hero party and got you rindyar, provided some troops and gear

and then later ravens helped because we all love your gayness so much

Sadly since then we have become more cutthroat and just sell fiefs and gear instead of freely building up new small gay factions - I dont know when we lost touch with our gay roots, buts its sad.

[Lt_Anders]

Actually my faction was attacked by Teutonics (a faction about 20 times our size) within the first week we had our village. Then our few traders were attacked by Hero Party, a faction at least 35 times our size.

You people just don't know the nerd path I have taken, you couldn't... so don't think I haven't been in your shoes.

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And from the looks of it, you beat both. Also, I don't think a 400 man army is considered the whole faction...

You had 1 battle with teutonic and then no more for almost two months. And even then, by the time you attacked teutonic, you DoWed FCC as well.

[Thalion_Menelvagor]

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And from the looks of it, you beat both. Also, I don't think a 400 man army is considered the whole faction...

You had 1 battle with teutonic and then no more for almost two months. And even then, by the time you attacked teutonic, you DoWed FCC as well.

200 rounds of Mauser 8mm? Nice.

[Phantasmal]

The kind of things that make strat interesting are those that you don't expect to happen. Although I am sad that you guys were not able to get your first fief (a castle is a very intense first fief), your clan is also much more known in NA due to THE GOBBLIN KING's actions and has gathered much more respect as well. When you guys first announced your presence in strat, my first thoughts we're along the lines of: who are these people? Do they know what they're doing? Should I take them seriously? After seeing your faction's ability to mobilize resources with a small player pool, I can safely say you have earned my respect and probably the respect of the community as well.

[Duster]

What ladder is that?

Shit Ladder

[Lt_Anders]

200 rounds of Mauser 8mm? Nice.

I determining which I want. One is Corrosive(IE old surplus) the other is newer. 200 rnds, $60 versus 240 for $180. I think i'll buy the old surplus shit.

[HappyPhantom]

Omg. Why do I keep reading this thread.

[ShiftKnife]

Because you're waiting for another image macro of my character riding princess celestia.

[Canuck]

Don't pull "I was just attacking Anders".  He was in our faction before you attacked

Well you see, it goes back a long way..

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/daruvian's-christian-gaming-foundation-for-homosexual-youths-military-alliance/msg764831/#msg764831

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/cikel's-unified-network-of-traders-declares-war-on-dl-legion!!!/msg764828/#msg764828

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/new-bulugur-declares-war-on-anders/msg764823/#msg764823

Honestly, I think Daruvian was just waiting for his chance to become his own non-Frisian man once again and actually attack Anders. Everybody starting out has probably thought that attacking Anders would be a good idea. It was bound to happen eventually. I don't think it was anything against your faction or used as a bull shit excuse or anything like that, just an unfortunate situation.

(also if you want a laugh you should seriously look at those threads)