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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #90 on: October 08, 2013, 05:43:05 am »
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I determining which I want. One is Corrosive(IE old surplus) the other is newer. 200 rnds, $60 versus 240 for $180. I think i'll buy the old surplus shit.

If you go with the corrosive you can try using windex to clean out the bore and re-oil it afterwards. I've heard that works, although i have yet to try it.  I try to avoid shooting surplus if I can, but then again its nice to have around cause its cheaper. Pros and cons, like most things... Okay, guess I better get back on topic and write something insulting about GobBlins in large font
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #91 on: October 08, 2013, 10:12:40 pm »
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Well you see, it goes back a long way..

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/daruvian's-christian-gaming-foundation-for-homosexual-youths-military-alliance/msg764831/#msg764831

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/cikel's-unified-network-of-traders-declares-war-on-dl-legion!!!/msg764828/#msg764828

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/new-bulugur-declares-war-on-anders/msg764823/#msg764823

Honestly, I think Daruvian was just waiting for his chance to become his own non-Frisian man once again and actually attack Anders. Everybody starting out has probably thought that attacking Anders would be a good idea. It was bound to happen eventually. I don't think it was anything against your faction or used as a bull shit excuse or anything like that, just an unfortunate situation.

(also if you want a laugh you should seriously look at those threads)

I understand that many factions had a bone to pick with Anders, but that does not excuse an attack on my faction.  Just because my clan is small does not make it an "unfortunate situation" that another faction attacked our castle.  That makes it an act of war which is not simply brushed aside.  Once again, it was not "an unfortunate situation" that Bonesaw attacked Raven because he had a bone to pick with Carac, it was an act of war and was treated as such.  Who Anders is and what he does is my responsibility so long as he is under WFA colours.  It's not anyone else's business at that point unless they are willing to have a problem with WFA as a whole; which is all fine and dandy, just stop trying to pretend you can attack an individual member of a faction and ignore the rest of the faction.
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #92 on: October 08, 2013, 10:16:40 pm »
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So are you guys done attacking? You've been sitting back for a few days now. Wasn't the whole point of the invasion to get rid of us?
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #93 on: October 08, 2013, 11:06:47 pm »
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LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE GOBBLIN KING HAS ONLY WITHHELD ATTACKS ON SHIT CLAN BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN DELAYED BY A WILD, DISRUPTIVE FORCE UNKNOWN TO MANY NERDS, COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS "HAVING A JOB IRL" AND HAS HAD TO TAKE TIME TO REORGANIZE HIS HORDES OF GOBBLINS.

DO NOT BELIEVE THAT OUR INQUISITION OF AFK, BAD SIEGE STACKING, PONY-FUCKING, 12 YEAR OLD SHIT CLAN IS OVER.

IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #94 on: October 08, 2013, 11:52:45 pm »
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Dude running around with 4'000 troops takes days to get across a small forest. I definitely need to attack something soon so I'm not moving at omega-sloth pace, but the journey there will be tedious, rest assured.
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #95 on: October 09, 2013, 12:28:26 am »
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THE 12 YEAR OLD PONY FUCKING CLAN WILL BE AWAITING YOUR ATTACKS, NECKBEARD FATLOSER CLAN.
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #96 on: October 09, 2013, 01:34:51 am »
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THE GOBBLIN KING WOULD LIKE TO CALL SURPRISE WITNESS
ARTYEM
TO THE STAND TO COMMENT ON WHETHER OR NOT I AM A NECKBEARD FATLOSER AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE A PONY-FUCKER NERD
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #97 on: October 09, 2013, 02:02:41 am »
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After a very thorough inspection of both accused parties, I can confirm that the great GOBBLIN KING is without a neckbeard and is neither fat nor a loser.  My investigation of the king was concluded by the discovery of this rare photograph of him raising the morale of his GOBBLIN horde.

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As you can see, this picture I definitely didn't find in a google search displays the GOBBLIN KING in one of his many forms.  He has no neckbeard, he appears rather slim (he's only .2% bodyfat, the rest is sheer muscle and determination), and has clearly captured SMOOTHBABE.  This photo was taken minutes before he successfully converted him into a GOBBLIN.


However, my investigation of the SKOATAOTATT clan has only brought me to conclude that they may intend to, or already are fucking ponies.  Many portraits of their ruler, Shiftknife, contain strange figures or creatures.  These creatures are believed to be their depiction of a pony, which is considered to be one of many icons from their bizarre sexual pantheon.

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Otherwise, the results are rather inconclusive.  We are left making assumptions until the GOBBLINS swarm and overrun the bestial SKAT clan, only then will we truly know what sort of sick behavior they truly retain.

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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #98 on: October 09, 2013, 02:15:51 am »
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]I dare you to get past our
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*Psst* You should click the link on the picture!
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #99 on: October 09, 2013, 02:55:42 am »
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NEW EVIDENCE HAS COME TO THE TABLE. THE BABYMAN FATLOSER AKA GOBBLIN KING PHOTOS HAVE BEEN LEAKED.

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IT IS TRUE GOBBLIN KING DOES NOT HAVE A NECKBEARD, BECAUSE HE CAN'T GROW ONE. HIS BABY SOFT SKIN IS FOREVER DOOMED TO BE STAINED BY THE CHEETOS HE GORGES ON. AS TO ALLEGED CLAIMS OF PONY-FUCKERY, I CAN THOROUGHLY DENY AND DO STATE THAT SUCH CLAIMS ARE FABRICATED.
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #100 on: October 09, 2013, 03:02:40 am »
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I move that we mute everyone on the forums except for Shitknife and I and then we just shitpost back and forth at each other in 36 point text ad nauseam.

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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #101 on: October 09, 2013, 03:17:28 am »
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I move that we mute everyone on the forums except for Shitknife and I and then we just shitpost back and forth at each other in 36 point text ad nauseam.

Fixed it for you.

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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #102 on: October 09, 2013, 07:03:50 am »
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MEANWHILE

IN THE MATTERS OF "MUTE EVERYONE BUT KING AWESOME SHIFTKNIFE AND THE GOBBLIN TUUURD"

I am sorry but you can't just "shitpost back and forth at each other in 36 point text ad nauseam."
You need somone to post PONY/VASSAL themed propoganda.

I hereby nominate myself. The royal portraitist of the elite most gracious.
SOVEREIGN KINGDOM OF THIRDARREL

AND IT'S LOYAL VASSALS
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You see that personal portrait?
Can you guess who that sexy VASSAL is?
With his noble UNICORN STEED
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #103 on: October 09, 2013, 10:04:25 am »
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The "Larpers of the First Age" approve the Pony Glorification movement propagated by the Sovereign Kingdom of Twohand.
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Re: THE INQUISITION OF SCAT CLAN
« Reply #104 on: October 09, 2013, 08:23:25 pm »
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The Sovereign Kingdom of Twohand Longsword.