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THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« on: September 10, 2013, 07:40:26 am »
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THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING AND HIS GOBBLIN PEOPLE IS AT HAND.

NO FORCE IN CALRADIA SHALL BE PREPARED FOR THE POWER THAT IS SOON TO BE UPON YOU.

NO MAN FUCKING SHIT SHALL STAND AGAINST THE GOBBLIN HORDES.


NO MAN CAN DEFEAT THE GOBBLIN KING.



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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 07:45:03 am »
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All will tremble before the might of Gobblin King.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 08:36:49 am »
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The Frisian Fisting vs the Cawck Gobblin' King, what is this world coming to?
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 08:58:01 am »
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The king makes his people stronger!

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 04:56:13 pm »
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What is this nonsense? Don't you know that Orcs bring more fear? You make me laugh. teehee
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 05:58:57 pm »
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Wait, what am I doing here? I thought this was cRPG, not SomethingAwful. :shock:
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2013, 06:18:15 pm »
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Wait, what am I doing here? I thought this was cRPG, not SomethingAwful. :shock:

On something awful he'd be banned for such a worthless post and be out 10bux.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2013, 07:46:20 pm »
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Fuck, well. Time to quit Strat and start playing Magic with my invincible gobbo deck.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2013, 07:51:03 pm »
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Oh noes if only willy wonkers and his gobb stoppers were here to save us all
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2013, 10:37:47 pm »
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im gay irl
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2013, 10:51:38 pm »
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fucking strength crutching baddies, have fun picking those lances out of your ass.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2013, 11:39:36 pm »
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So you're the TW-happy maul baddie that's been plaguing NA1......

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2013, 11:53:05 pm »
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So you're the TW-happy maul baddie that's been plaguing NA1......

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My favorite part is when I watch him brutally maim 4 teammates in a row, hitting him for 1/20 of his HP and getting immediately ctrl-M'd and chastised in TS.
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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2013, 12:09:15 am »
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(implying the attack on Rindyar isn't just a fief transfer)

HOWEVER, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT WITHIN A SHORT TIME THE GOBBLIN KING SHALL BE ATTACKING A CASTLE FOR REALSIES.

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Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2013, 12:12:10 am »
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What if I defeat said Gobblin King in a duel? What do I get?
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