Author Topic: Ryse. What the actual fuck?  (Read 10885 times)

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Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:37:28 pm »
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I know its been around in a while now, not very long ago it was a kinect only game, but I suppose they backtracked considering how awful kinect really is. Instead...now its a game with alot of quicktimeevents.....horaaa(not really!).
For those of you thinking this is sweet, think about the fact that an average game is around 6-8 hours long. Imagine 8 hours of this shit.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2013, 07:44:50 pm »
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You don't even have to play it. Put joypad aside, sit in your char and watch the game plays itself.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2013, 07:45:26 pm »
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It wouldn't be better if it was 1 hour long.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2013, 07:57:24 pm »
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EVERY kill has to be a Quicktime Event?

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2013, 07:57:46 pm »
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If it was priced 1€ and 1 hour long it would be a pretty good game. Cause in the course of 1 hour the slowmoLookAtMyAwesomeSwingsWhileYouMashRandomButtons thing wouldnt get on my tits so fast and it would be priced accordingly. But it will probably be overpriced and have a very shallow gameplay.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2013, 08:19:02 pm »
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lol I still think it will probably be a very nice game, mainly because I am a fan of games that kind of resemble interactive movies.I dotn mind all those quicktime events, it seems nice.

I have the dream that one day there will be a truly interactive movie, you know, like those scenes in a game where you cant do much but look around, and this for an hour or so.This would be awesome in a game that´s set for example in ww2 or the medieval.
Maybe it woud be better for me to find out where you life and kill you when you are satch a Soziopath. You have enough now.
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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2013, 08:40:34 pm »
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When you buy a ticket to see a movie, the ticket costs like 5€(atleast here) a game like that costs 60. The difference is massive.
What truly rates a game is the outcome which is based on how much work was put into the project, budget, the people involved, the acctual saleprice compared with what it has to offer. I mean you cant expect much from some 2 guy team indie game you bought for 3€, if it dissapoints, its cool(mostly), but if you buy some triple A title with every little cash you scraped together and disapoint, now that is an issue.

This game should be a 10€ movie imo. It has epic setpieces and overall looks sweetsauce. Id enjoy it alot more if I was eating popcorn and watching the cutscenes. Should really get some friends over, force them to play it while I drink beer on the couch and mock them.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2013, 10:28:27 pm »
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BTW. It doesnt matter if you press iwin button, you win anyway.

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I slash twice and then whooom slow motion is initiated, shit is about to get ‘cinematic’. A button prompt hovers elusively above the sword I’m about to drive into the throat of my enemy… argh I’m too slow! The prompt flickers, disappears.

I missed it. Damn.

But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.

What?

Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.

What is going on here?

I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.

“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.

Consoles are the cancer of gaming, nothing new here tbh.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2013, 10:31:34 pm by Tot. »
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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2013, 10:30:34 pm »
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Well, this will make the game very relaxing - once qte starts, sit back and watch.Repeat a few thousand times and win the game :D
Maybe it woud be better for me to find out where you life and kill you when you are satch a Soziopath. You have enough now.
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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2013, 11:06:49 pm »
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It makes the game stupid, actually it's not even a game anymore.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2013, 11:12:16 pm »
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Who can beat the game fastest without touching your joypad

Edit: I'd rather they'd make this a movie.  :rolleyes:
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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2013, 11:46:54 pm »
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Also a serious case of assassin's creed guard mob syndrome, when you have all the enemies attacking you in turns.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2013, 12:02:49 am »
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Also a serious case of assassin's creed guard mob syndrome, when you have all the enemies attacking you in turns.

Yeah I was thinking that too. It's too bad they did this QuickTime bullshit with this game. The roman theme of the game looks really good.
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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2013, 12:35:49 am »
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Great theme for a game, but cant let players feel frustrated if they miss the timing!  :mrgreen:

This engine and setting they got going, with proper combat, could have been a real hit.

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Re: Ryse. What the actual fuck?
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2013, 06:00:45 am »
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As someone who plays primarily on consoles, I say you can all take your PC elitist bullshit and fuck yourselves.
Stop pirating games and bashing other platforms, maybe you'll get the love, attention and popularity you desire.
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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