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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #105 on: July 30, 2013, 05:58:09 pm »
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Are we forgetting that the whole point of Strat is to cheat, swindle, and carve a kingdom out any way you can? Enough of this pointless dickering my dear Keshian let us be as one in the united socialist state of stratia. Meet the new PR manager of Frisia. I hear he's a gas:
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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #106 on: July 30, 2013, 06:14:42 pm »
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You guys recruit like crazy and are actually one of the larger factions on the map with 38 members as of the NA wars and alliances page with a significant portion very active from looking at your battle rosters.  Larger than ravens and dracul in playerbase and yet they seem to have the balls to actually attack a castle and a city.  They actually had to take Halmar for you since you didn't have the organization to take Halmar yourself.

We actually have closer to like 12 people that are either active or even have strat ticks. The reason you think we have more is probibly because we have a very active 12. All though we have gotten a large amount of new players, although very few have joined and played more than once then quit strat.

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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #107 on: July 30, 2013, 06:19:43 pm »
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Oh yeah - thanks for reminding me - halmar by sucking Raven cock, never once fighting a castle or city attack yourself.  i have to admit Frisians have some of the top pro cocksuckers in crpg.  hats off to you.

Raven promised a castle+village or a city to Frisia at the very start of Fimbulvetr. At no point in the HoC war did ANY Frisian ask for anything from us. We gave them what we said we would. By insinuating they did, you are insulting us, Kesh. Consider this a diplomatic warning, watch your words more carefully.

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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #108 on: July 30, 2013, 06:24:22 pm »
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Raven promised a castle+village or a city to Frisia at the very start of Fimbulvetr. At no point in the HoC war did ANY Frisian ask for anything from us. We gave them what we said we would. By insinuating they did, you are insulting us, Kesh. Consider this a diplomatic warning, watch your words more carefully.

Ignore Kesh. His forum rantings just bring strat down.

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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #109 on: July 30, 2013, 07:00:56 pm »
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I almost thought of something witty to say... but then I realized you were the leader of BS.  :mrgreen:

go ahead desire I do not mind. I imagine it will be a bit more than yelling gay tossing in some lame having sex with animals story. If so go for it. I do not mind defending my point of view.

I will make a stab at it. Do you take issue with the 85%.. if so yes I am sure it is not accurate but I also am sure it feels that way to acre. Look at the rosters for all the fights. A very large part of the map is signing 100% for the raven/drac/frisia squad. For a small/medium group like acre that is the same thing as being against them. Wars are won on the map but the battles are decided by quality of mercs.
fcc does not even have the.ability to sign for the other side because if we did acre would not be able to fill the roster and we like ravens/dracul. Were they fighting anyone else you can.bet they would get a large part of our mercs.
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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #110 on: July 30, 2013, 08:45:09 pm »
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Frisia isn't some kind of mega faction with limitless troop reserves as you are insinuating. I am sure they could have taken Halmar easily with their own forces (and you can't say entirely that they didn't since their roster & tactical contributions were significant). Sandersson is a very intelligent organizer, strategist & commander, and has a great engineering crew, they had just used up all their troops right before the HoC event on some other campaigns and didn't have armies sitting around ready to go like we did especially when they had to maintain garrisons due to FCC threat.

Also I disagree with the criticism of Acre for not attacking anyone. Yeah it was a bit weird they wardecced Frisia and never really seemed to have anything ready to actually attack over the next 2-3 weeks, but then a lot of other stuff came up quickly, the whole HoC/Sunuzdaq castle situation, and right after that the fighting rolled up north. We've been in that situation before (being attacked by LCO+Hosp+SS+Astralis+China at same time) where shit is flying in from all angles and the only thing for a smaller faction to do is hold fast and ride it out.

So far good fights Acre. Obviously we are a bit disappointed that only one battle has gone our way (fog screwing things up saturday was especially a kick in the nuts) but I don't find Yruma to be a particularly unfair castle and the planning on both sides I think has been a fine example of siegecraft. We also have more tricks up our sleeves don't worry ;). It does annoy me seeing FCC complaining about Acre being ganged up on cuz to me it seems to me they have had a solid & consistent merc roster in every battle. Last night we did eventually get that breach open and for a solid 40-45 minutes we were mostly outfought straight up on the ground. The top half of our roster did well but the bottom half did very poorly, basically peasant scores. I personally enjoy fighting maulers like that (contrary to popular QQ, the weapons do have downsides), but a lot of people are intimidated psychologically and don't approach them properly or leverage their advantages.

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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #111 on: July 30, 2013, 09:11:18 pm »
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The fact of the matter is that we're not fighting Acre because we think they wrongfully own the castle.  I am, at the very least, personally putting forth my faction's resources because we want to fucking expand.  This is the first war Dracul has ever fought for personal gain, every other war has been either defensive or a call to arms.

We've taken three or four villages now, and so far only actually kept one for ourselves.  I think out of the 10 or so months we've been active on the map we've only actually been at peace for a grand total of one.  Using the numbers you see for a faction is just silly, everyone  should know that not everyone in a faction is going to be 100% active.

Anyway, go ahead and look at our position on the map, I'm sure you'd like us to attack the m8's (aka Occitan) but fuck that.  Acre is 'technically' a neutral faction, right?  Where else are we supposed to go?  We've been after a castle since day one and this is our best shot at getting one, so FCC, kindly just turn around and walk away.
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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #112 on: July 30, 2013, 10:50:03 pm »
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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #113 on: July 30, 2013, 10:56:18 pm »
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A new morning was arising, the sun's weak light spreading long shadows upon the ground as the lone pilgrim wandered through the remains of the battlefield. Over yonder was a castle bearing the banner of the holy state of JerusalemAcre, it's walls were scarred and battered by the recent fighting. Fires raged from within sending sparks floating into the day's awakening, the cries of the defenders carried to the pilgrim, shouts of alarm, cries of warning, and the screams of the dead and dying. The pilgrim's feet carried him through the battlefield where death stalked the land. Discarded weapons lay scattered amongst the corpses now stiff and cold. Picking up a chipped sword the pilgrim ran it through his fingers, wondering to himself what blacksmith had crafted such a masterwork item, yet his name was of no issue as the wielder lay face down with arrows protruding from his back making him to be some form of sick pincushion. So much for a relief force coming to the aid of the men of Acre.

The pilgrim had been nearby in a thicket where he had begun to camp for the night, yet these brave soldiers had made too much noise, their reckless passage made them easy to follow where upon midnight the besiegers fell upon them, tearing them to shreds as numbers played their part. Surrounded on all sides they made a valiant defence yet for everyman they struck down another two were ready to take his place, as soon as a man fell in their ranks their circle slowly became smaller, shrinking in upon itself until the last man was slain where he stood. The banner of Acre was burnt it's ashes scattered in the wind with the hope of every defender that had lined the walls to watch the massacre below.

The pilgrim now looked towards the walls of the castle, it's stone was strong yet how much longer could it endure the batterings of the rocks that were flung against it's surfaces? Crenelations were missing atop the walls where missiles had sheared them clean off leaving behind a mess of stone and rubble, and in some areas a bloody mess where the unfortunate defenders had been caught. The poor bastards could surely not last much longer. The armies surrounding the castle were endless, a horde of angry faces held in grim determination as attack after attack was repelled leaving behind more dead each time. Arrows, bolts and even the odd javelin flew from the castle in never ending waves of pointed steel that covered the ground in feathered shafts. As the pilgrim watched more ladders were flung against the walls, the attackers rushing forth to scale them, men were felled by arrows making their targets, shields became heavy with the extra weight embedded onto their surfaces. As he watched the grisly spectacle, a ladder was broken sending the men upon it tumble to the ground landing in a heap of broken limbs.

A loud cheer rang across the field, all fell silent until an audible groan arose from the defenders as the gate began to slowly open, men funneled through the opening eager for the plunder and gold to find within. New screams sounded from within as the attackers grasped the advantage, pressing forward their attack. Surely victory was within their sights. Yet a new sound overrode the triumphant cheers of the attackers as a creaking metallic sound announced the closing of the gate, this time it was the besiegers whom groaned as the men inside were now trapped and were slaughtered where they stood, with their backs against the gate they made easy targets for the archers within.

Turning his back the pilgrim walked away with the sounds of death and sorrow following him. Suddenly a brazen note rang forth, and another one closely following the first, startled by the change of events the pilgrim swung round, taking in the sight before him he couldn't believe what he saw, rubbing his tired eyes not understanding what he was seeing. A line of horsemen had crested the nearby ridge with the sun on their backs, straining his eyes to pick out the banners he thought he saw a flash of gold upon a white background yet he could not be certain. The new arrivals lowered their lances, banners flapping in the wind, with a crescending roar, heels were kicked into the flanks of horses and the tide surged forth coming to devour all that stood in it's path. Another note sounded from inside the castle, a brassy note carried forth as the gates swung open and the defenders sallied forth. Shaking his head at the turn of events the pilgrim turned around and began his long journey back to the land of the EUnuchs, his hope for the New World diminished as this war torn World was no different to his own bloodied land.


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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #114 on: July 30, 2013, 11:31:38 pm »
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The fact of the matter is that we're not fighting Acre because we think they wrongfully own the castle.  I am, at the very least, personally putting forth my faction's resources because we want to fucking expand.  This is the first war Dracul has ever fought for personal gain, every other war has been either defensive or a call to arms.

We've taken three or four villages now, and so far only actually kept one for ourselves.  I think out of the 10 or so months we've been active on the map we've only actually been at peace for a grand total of one.  Using the numbers you see for a faction is just silly, everyone  should know that not everyone in a faction is going to be 100% active.

Anyway, go ahead and look at our position on the map, I'm sure you'd like us to attack the m8's (aka Occitan) but fuck that.  Acre is 'technically' a neutral faction, right?  Where else are we supposed to go?  We've been after a castle since day one and this is our best shot at getting one, so FCC, kindly just turn around and walk away.

Arty you know I respect you guys and hell I was a huge reason you guys got on the map to begin with. In just about any other situation I would be fighting along side you and ravens. We have proven that time and again. In this case we sold acre that castle we can not let it just be taken away. We are giving them merc support as i told you we would before you guys started attacking. maybe after it is all decided neither side will hold any grudges, especially since what is conquest if it is easy. I am sure we will be fighting side by side again in time.
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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #115 on: July 31, 2013, 01:19:22 am »
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Let's all get mad at eachother.  I'll start.  Fuck you Bale.
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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #116 on: July 31, 2013, 01:30:21 am »
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Arty you know I respect you guys and hell I was a huge reason you guys got on the map to begin with. In just about any other situation I would be fighting along side you and ravens. We have proven that time and again. In this case we sold acre that castle we can not let it just be taken away. We are giving them merc support as i told you we would before you guys started attacking. maybe after it is all decided neither side will hold any grudges, especially since what is conquest if it is easy. I am sure we will be fighting side by side again in time.

Sure, if we were fighting anyone else.

Which I find humorous because we have literally spent this entire round of Strategus trying our best to NOT fight you, and we've always signed up for you guys.  Even recently, we pretty much broke up Fimbulvetr because we didn't want to fight you.  Not because we're scared of getting wiped out, but because we held a large amount of respect for you.  You seem to forget that in our past we've reinforced you, we fought Hero Party way back when together.  The first thing we did upon receiving our village was declare war on the same person you were fighting.

But yeah, I get it, Acre gave you troops and would have kept giving you troops if we wouldn't have marched over and started fighting them.  Let the siege continue!
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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #117 on: July 31, 2013, 01:41:41 am »
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Fixed.   :wink:  Also, good riddance - may all the shitlords join you and daruvian and make this community so much better without being filled with juvenile insults, poop and gay jokes of 12 year olds in the "something awful" gaming group.  Also, Crusaders actually paid for their castle ina  business transaction - they didn't just suck FCC cock like Frisians did at the time for Rindyar castle.

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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #118 on: July 31, 2013, 01:47:00 am »
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This whole thing kinda sounds like frisia started an assault and got butthurt when they got their asses kicked,  or am i reading things wrong?


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Re: The Crusaders of Acre declare war on the satanist Frisians
« Reply #119 on: July 31, 2013, 02:03:34 am »
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This whole thing kinda sounds like frisia started an assault and got butthurt when they got their asses kicked,  or am i reading things wrong?


Keep up the walls of text btw, currently more interesting then EU drama  :mrgreen:

1. Acre declared war on Frisia and attacked once

2. Raven said don't do that.

3. They didn't do that for 1 1/2 months

4. Dracule takes one village, Raven+dracul go for their castle and Frisia successfully raided their village once.

5. Apollo makes RP post

6. Kesh goes "Frisia sucks".

And here we are.
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