In the place of a post containing a deluge of drama of the likeness to llamas, I instead I submit to the autistic fopwits of this community, a translation of the great poem of Beowulf.
-Finnian Tiercel,
A son was soon brought forth to him ( Scyld Scefing, the good king,
still) young in this land, whom God sent to the people for relief;
(Beowulf) perceived the dire distress
15 that they before suffered a long while without a king; The Lord,
Lord of Life of Heaven, had granted him (Beowulf) worldly honor,
Beowulf, son of Scyld, was renowned-- (his) glory widely spread in the
land of the Danes.
20 Thus shall the young man, (while) in his father's lap, goodness carry
out, and often give out splendid costly gifts, that dear companions in
old age, when war comes, serve the person; lofty deeds
25 for the tribe shall on every occasion (cause) one to prosper.
Scyld went, he who was very strong, to the fated hour in to the Lord's
keeping;
28-31 As long as words came to him, Scyld, friend of the Danes, dear
prince of the land, bade that they bear him away on the current of the
waters (just as) one's own companion.
32-> At the harbor stood a ring-prowed ship, vessel of a prince, covered
with ice and ready to set out, the dear beloved king,
35 dispenser of the circlet, laid down in the lap of the ship, whose
mast was glorious. The ship made ready to burn, there were many
precious valuables of decorated armor brought from distant lands, I know
no guardian so nobly kept with weopons, armor,
40 and sword; He in the lap lay on the multitudinous precious treasure,
that with him should far in the floods (be his) possession. They
furnished no less their little gift, people's treasure,
45 than did they in the beginning when he was sent forth alone as a
child.
Then they set a golden banner
high over his head, let the water carry him,
gave him unto the sea; sad was their spirit,
mournful their hearts. Men, neither hall-counselors,
nor warriors under the heavens, cannot
say truthfully who received the cargo.
Then in the cities (fortified places) was Beow(ulf) of the Scyldings,
beloved king of the people, who was for a long time
renowned among nations -- his father had gone elsewhere,
lord away from his land --, until later
great Healfdene was born to him; as long as he lived,
old and fierce in battle, he upheld the glorious Scyldings.
To him then four children all told
were born into the world, to the leader of the bands,
Heorogar and Hrothgar and Halga the good,
I (have) heard that [.... was Onela's queen,
dear bed-companion of the Swede (Heatho-Scilfing).
Then was Hrothgar given success in war,
glory in battle, so that his retainers
gladly obeyed him, until that youth grew
into a great band of young warriors. It came to his mind
that he would command men to make a hall-building,
a great mead-hall that the children of men should hear of forever,
and there in the hall, he would give
to the young and the old all that God had given him,
except folkshare (common-land) and the bodies of the warriors.
Then I (have) heard that work was bidden among
many nations far and wide throughout this middle-earth,
that they should adorn the dwelling-place. In time it came to pass,
--speedily among men-- that it was finished,
the greatest of hall buildings; the poet named it Heorot,
he who ruled far and wide with his words.
He didn't fail to perform a promise, gave out
rings and treasure at the feast. The hall stood tall,
high and wide-gabled; it would wait the hostile flame
of hateful fires; nor was it long then (yet),
that the sword-hate (between) father-in-law and son-in-law
should arise after deadly hate.
Then the powerful demon, he who dwelled in darkness, suffered impatiently
each of the days he heard the loud joy in the hall; there was the sound of
the harp, the clear song of the bard. He (the bard) sang plainly the
creation of mankind far quoted [well known far and wide], said that the
Almighty created the earth, the beautiful field, which the water
surrounds,<;> set triumphant the sun and moon, luminary to light the
land-dweller <;> and adorned the regions of the earth with light and leaf,
and created life for each living thing that moves. So the warriors
mirthfully lived, happily, until that one, a fiend from hell, approached
doing wicked deeds; he was the grim ghost called Grendel, famous wanderer in
the waste borderland, he who held the moors, fen and fast <dry land>; <the>
unhappy man occupied for a time the home of a race of monsters, since the
Creator had condemned him with Cain's kin -- the killing <begat> misery
<from> the eternal Lord, because he <Cain> slew Able; he <Cain> had no joy
there from the feud, but God banished him far from mankind for his crime.
Then the evil brood all awoke, giants and elves and monsters (orcs!!), <who
were> also giants. Then they strove against God a long time; he <God> repays
(them) that reward. He <Grendel> departs to go see, when night comes, the
exalted houses, how the High Danes had stayed <there in the house> after
beer drinking. He then discovers there inside <the house> the prince's
retainers asleep after the banquet; the men knew not <replace with
"neither"> sadness <nor> misery.
Right. Here's my translation (this stuff is fantastic!!):
(lights to dim, please. . . start the heroic music and pipe in the fog--more
fog--and . . . ACTION!)
(hear the wet sounds of enormous feet shmucking and smacking in the mud;
hear the rasped breathing of our character as he glides slowly through the
moore clutching what appears to be a crushed hoard of limp bodies swaying
with his haunched gait. . . )
(Ln.#120b)Creature of illness and evil, fierce and greedy, savage and
furious, was ready soon enough and seized thirty thanes from their sleep;
with proud plunder he went away again, going home with that abundant
slaughter seeking out a dwelling (pl. wica but sing. meaning).
(Ln.#126)Then, in that obscurity just before dawn, even with daybreak, the
war-craft of Grendel was known to men; then, after feast, lament and much
morning-cry was upraised. The mighty chief, noble king old-good, sat
unhappy, endured thane-sorrow, and suffered severely after they scanned the
foe's footprints, those of the cursed demon. That strife was too
strong--loathed and lengthy! Nor was it a long time, after but one night, he
again caused more murder-death and mourned not for it, hostile deed and
wicked act; he was so fixed upon them. (Ln.#138)Then that was easily found,
bed among bowers, to him that sought rest eslewhere, further off [from the
hall, that is], when the hate of hall-thanes was shown to him, truely told
with clear token; he held himself afterwards further back and safer, he who
escaped the foe. (Ln.#144)Thus he ruled, one against all, and fought against
what is right until the finest hall stool idle. The space of time was great,
the time of twelve winters the friend of Scyldings suffered trouble, all
miseries, spacious sorrows; and thus to men, to human sons, [it] became
clearly known [and] sadly by means of songs that Grendel fought--waged
enmity--a while against Hrothgar with wicked act and hostile deed for many
seasons, continual attack; (Ln.#154b)he would not with any men in the army
of the danes desist deadly-evil, with fees settle peace, nor then any
wisemen needed to hope for bright bounty at the hands of the slayer.
but the monster, dark death-shadow, was pursuing,
[it] lay in wait and ambushed proven retainers and young warriors;
perpetual night held the misty moors; men do not know
whither such demons in motion go.
Thus many wicked deeds of the enemy of mankind,
[the] terrible solitary one often accomplished,
severe injury; [he/Grendel] inhabited Heorot,
richly decorated hall, with dark night;-
never may he approach the throne,
treasure for God, nor know His kind thoughts.-
That was great misery to the friend of the Scyldings,
[a] breaking of [their] spirits. Many often sat down,
mighty in council, campaign considered,
what might be best for the strong-minded
to do against awful horror
Meanwhile they vowed at heathen temples,
sacrificing to idols, with words entreated
soul-slayer to provide them with help
against the distress of the people. Such was their custom,
heathens' hope, they bore hell in spirit, they knew not God,
the judge of deeds, they wished not God,
Nor indeed did they know how to praise Heaven's Protector,
Ruler of Glory. Woe be to them that through sever affliction thrust
[their] soul into the fire's embrace, not to think of solace,
in any way change! Well be them that may on account of death-day, seek the
Lord
and ask for protection from the embrace of the Father.
Thus in the care of the times the son of Healfdene
always brooded; the wise hero might not turn aside misery;
that strife was too strong, grievous and enduring, then cruel violent
persecution
befell the nation, the greatest night-evil.
So that from the home of the Gaets, Hyglac's thane, learned by inquiry (with
good) of Gendel's deeds. On that day of his life of mankind, he was
strongest of might, noble and great. He called (that) a good wave-traverser
(be) prepared said, he wished to visit the war-king over the swan-road, the
famous chief since, he was in need of men, (Done?) the wise men blame him
very little for the expedition, he was beloved to them; they urged the
valient, behold the omen. The good, from the tribe of the Gaets, had chosen
brave warriors who he might find, one of fifteen, the men sought the ship,
he showed the way of the shore to the sea-skilled men, time went forth; the
ship was on the waves, the boat under the cliffs. The warriors went
entirely to the prow, the sea (became?), water with sand; Men bore bright
weapons on the bosom of the boat, adorned armor; Men shoved the (wudu
bundenne), men on a wished journey. Then over the billowy sea, impelled by
wind like a bird, the foamy-necked ship (?), until the near of the other day
the curved prow had come, the seaferers saw the sea cliffs shine, the steep
cliffs, the large headlands; Then was the sea crossed, sea voyage at the
end, Thence upwards quickly, the people of the Gaets, stepped onto the land;
moored the ship; shirts of mail rattled, wardress; They thanked God that
the way across the waves became easy to them.