Votes:
Tavern Dweller: I
Fortune Teller: I
Collector: VII
More Butt Stuff: II NOWell, it was pretty unanimous this time. To the collector!
Luckily for you, the 
garden where you decided to 
rest is near the homes of several 
wealthy aristocrats. You go from door to door, searching for a collector of artifacts, jewelry, or occult objects. Before you can even ask, several well-to-do houseowners slam the door in your face, wanting nothing to do with you. Eventually, you come to the house of 
a strange man.
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thing. On his hip lies a 
wakizashi of exquisite make. In his hand is a 
torch, also of the most exquisite... wait, how do you even 
make an exquisite 
torch? Never mind. You explain your offer, and he inspects the 
amulet through the lens of his 
monocle.
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login"Mmm... ah, yes... This would be... Ah, hmm. It's... well it's quite 
rare. I can say that. The gold has been so 
carefully hammered, the gems 
cut and 
set to perfection... I... It's... I 
WANT IT! It's   
G O R G E O U S !!!"
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login"You may 
search my library of 
looms and pick and outfit to your own tastes. No dull armor compares, no honed blade can even begin to come close... to... this 
thing... Oh my! Take your time picking, and 
do have a light meal! I've recently stocked my kitchen with 
Exotic Onion Bulbs and 
Exotic Clam Meat."
You search the collection. There are so many +1, +2, even +3 items that you can't even count them! He must have scammed just as many poor souls to acquire such wealth...
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 too heavy.
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 too strange.
Hours pass. You are enjoying yourself. It would be wonderful to have your own wardrobe filled to the brim, but you narrow it down to a set of items you'd really like to keep.
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 lamellar armor with a 
segmented helmet , a
 short war sword, and a 
heavy board shield. The blade sings when you give it quick swing. The cold iron fittings of the shield emanate a feeling of protection. Your body armor is light enough not to slow you down, but thick enough to absorb a heavy blow. Now you're ready to begin your 
training and become 
strong enough to kill the 
bandits.
The 
collector makes you an offer - "Would you like to run an errand for me? I need to move a few
 loomed items to a friend of mine. I'll 
pay you handsomely for this task." You decide to check around town to see where else you can begin your training. After gathering your options, you decide...
Should you:Serve the 
collector and do his bidding? His 
request might be as 
outlandish as he is himself...
Join the 
militia to the 
north, and 
defend a keep against invading
 sea raiders?
Head 
east and
 help farmers clear their land of a strange creature called a... 
weeaboo? What is that?
Travel 
west into the 
swamps - barbaric tribesmen have been 
raiding caravans. They are not the 
bandits you seek, but they commit the same 
crime.
also i finally figured out what the vaegir war mask reminded me of...