Author Topic: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA  (Read 8881 times)

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2013, 02:31:40 pm »
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No, you can't sell the amulet at all! Because the amulet, when resting in the pink beauty of rectum it affects it's host. The hero cannot put the amulet out from the anus, even trying with a spoon! When time's are needy, the poop seems pass through with no problem. Making your bum health fit as it should be!

Slowly the amulet sends its evil energies and start to warp its host...

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2013, 03:38:33 pm »
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Ze collector might be able to identify it!
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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2013, 03:23:45 am »
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Where's the brothel option? There must be people who are interested there too!

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2013, 09:07:07 am »
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Where's the brothel option? There must be people who are interested there too!
The anus was tried once already. I doubt there will be more luck with the main entrance. :rolleyes:

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2013, 04:10:57 pm »
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Try your luck with the collector
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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2013, 07:21:43 pm »
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Try sticking it up the anus... again... for some reason...
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2013, 08:17:55 pm »
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My vote is for collector... you should have a poll everytime you put up a new option. Would make it easier to gauge what people want.

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2013, 07:26:25 am »
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moar?

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2013, 07:50:41 am »
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WE WANT MORE

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2013, 01:28:43 pm »
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well were waiting
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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2013, 03:46:37 pm »
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Must have finally got plugged for kiddy pron
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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2013, 04:05:36 pm »
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I come here to these forums and the story is missing... :?

 Tomorrow, I will act as a real murrican and WILL DEMAND MY RIGHT TO HAVE ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF STORY. :!:
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And not about anus either, as it was tested already. Shocking news at eleven - IT DID NOT FIT :shock:

P.S. In reality - I'm waiting eagerly! :rolleyes:

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2013, 11:24:33 pm »
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Sorry, I've been busy all weekend and didn't have much time to draw. Expect something tonight or tomorrow.

Must have finally got plugged for kiddy pron

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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2013, 06:01:24 am »
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Votes:

Tavern Dweller: I
Fortune Teller: I
Collector: VII
More Butt Stuff: II
NO

Well, it was pretty unanimous this time. To the collector!

Luckily for you, the garden where you decided to rest is near the homes of several wealthy aristocrats. You go from door to door, searching for a collector of artifacts, jewelry, or occult objects. Before you can even ask, several well-to-do houseowners slam the door in your face, wanting nothing to do with you. Eventually, you come to the house of a strange man.

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He wears a hat adorned with feathers and leopardskin. The rest of his ensemble is shipped in from faraway places... Turkish and Japanese clothing seems to be his thing. On his hip lies a wakizashi of exquisite make. In his hand is a torch, also of the most exquisite... wait, how do you even make an exquisite torch? Never mind. You explain your offer, and he inspects the amulet through the lens of his monocle.

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"Mmm... ah, yes... This would be... Ah, hmm. It's... well it's quite rare. I can say that. The gold has been so carefully hammered, the gems cut and set to perfection... I... It's... I WANT IT! It's   G O R G E O U S !!!"

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"You may search my library of looms and pick and outfit to your own tastes. No dull armor compares, no honed blade can even begin to come close... to... this thing... Oh my! Take your time picking, and do have a light meal! I've recently stocked my kitchen with Exotic Onion Bulbs and Exotic Clam Meat."

You search the collection. There are so many +1, +2, even +3 items that you can't even count them! He must have scammed just as many poor souls to acquire such wealth...

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Some gear is too heavy.

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Others, too strange.

Hours pass. You are enjoying yourself. It would be wonderful to have your own wardrobe filled to the brim, but you narrow it down to a set of items you'd really like to keep.

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Eventually, you pick out lamellar armor with a segmented helmet , a short war sword, and a heavy board shield. The blade sings when you give it quick swing. The cold iron fittings of the shield emanate a feeling of protection. Your body armor is light enough not to slow you down, but thick enough to absorb a heavy blow. Now you're ready to begin your training and become strong enough to kill the bandits.

The collector makes you an offer - "Would you like to run an errand for me? I need to move a few loomed items to a friend of mine. I'll pay you handsomely for this task." You decide to check around town to see where else you can begin your training. After gathering your options, you decide...

Should you:

Serve the collector and do his bidding? His request might be as outlandish as he is himself...
Join the militia to the north, and defend a keep against invading sea raiders?
Head east and help farmers clear their land of a strange creature called a... weeaboo? What is that?
Travel west into the swamps - barbaric tribesmen have been raiding caravans. They are not the bandits you seek, but they commit the same crime.


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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: A Warrior's Path - CRPG CYOA
« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2013, 06:45:06 am »
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Finaly we can go on reading.
I recommend to go and kill all these strange weeaboo creatures. they are everywhere and sometimes even dangerous.
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