The steppe winds

[Inglorious]

If that is the new banner for yall on the right banner of the OP... I just got a boner.

Great RP Relit

Good luck everyone.

[Matey]

Ain't gonna fuck around with RP here.

Let's outline our choices with who we could fight:

Hospitaller, who were being rectally-ravaged and aren't likely to put up a fight

Occitan, who are already fighting a faction larger than themselves

Semenstorm, who care little for strat and are not likely to put up a pro-active fight

CHAOS, who are already at war with a faction larger than themselves

FIDLGB, who are already at war with a faction larger than themselves

Astralis, who seem to care little for strat and are not likely to put up a pro-active fight (although they would probably be the second-best choice to fight)

Velucan Empire, who are already engaged with Occitan (who are fighting extremely well, albeit outnumbered). I wished to fight VE initially, but they've given us no reason to. They are generally good sportsmen, and they have a competent opponent in Occitan.

And that's about it.

I've not seen you FCC folks mention the eviction of Cikel from one of your cities in a ploy to get a bunch of duped gear he was attempting to keep out of play. That was fucking dirty, and we haven't forgotten it. Yeah, you guys gave us Rindyar a long time ago, and I appreciate it. You've given us some gold and plenty of advice, and I also appreciate that. However, we've been more than cooperative for long enough; we have paid any debt that could be perceived.

Even without the above provocation, our goal was to engage in a conflict with an enemy that would be proactive on the strat map and difficult to beat in battles. You were the best choice to meet this goal.

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My personal reaction to the comments in this thread:
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FCC - already at war with just about everyone.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

My apology for flooding the thread with posts, but I must make one post here so that FCC will stop playing the "underdog omgggg cum at us so unfair" card.

Being "at war" with someone is not the same as being disliked by someone, FCC.

Most of the people you claim to be "at war with" are people who have not done shit to you in weeks. Additionally, you just absorbed Eggo's clan, Remnant's clan, and have AoW as your vassal faction. Stop playing the underdog you knob-smuggling pussy farts.

[Sandersson Jankins]

FCC - already at war with just about everyone.

Hospitaller shouldn't be counted.

Occitan has not attacked you in months.

Semenstorm does not care about strat, and has not attacked you in months.

Chaos and FIDLGB are active and at war with you, but they would get easily wiped without us. I reckon it's a fair fight, but I cannot dissuade you folks from thinking that you're the underdogs.

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[Artyem]

I could make a decent sized post, RP or not, but I think I'll pass and say this:

My clan and I are staying neutral, I personally refused to declare war on FCC, merely because I feel as though we're friends.  We don't owe them anything, and they don't owe us anything, but they've helped us and we've helped them.  Now stay the fuck out of my village and we're cool.

[Lt_Anders]

Stop playing the underdog you knob-smuggling pussy farts.

HAHA. Interesting insult. Daruvian is deft with his insults.

[BlackWhite]

Honestly who cares if we go to war with each other it's all in good fun don't take it so personally dudes.
Also, got this picture of BlackWhite a couple nights ago when we told him about all of this

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Good luck

I know I am sexy

[Nightingale]

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He sat upon a wooden throne, made from the finest and rarest of woods available in the steppe. It was carved with men astride horses using bows against one another, probably one of the legendary battles of the ancient Khergit people, he thought, as he had many times, that they were a silly people. More concerned with horses then with the strength of their shields. As he contemplated these strange people, the discussion raged before him.

"What of our foes to the west? Will they not fight us?", asked BlackWhite. He was a large man with a greying beard, overly fond of horses. Even now, in the Mead Hall of Narra, he smelled of them. Perhaps he would know something of these Khergits...

"Our scouts report little movement and our Frisian allies report that many have even professed no desire to fight us. They would rather feast in their castles and fight the Velucans in the desert." replied Relit the Old. A dark man, this one. He has seen too many winters and the desire for glory has long since waned; no longer burning in his eyes.

A glance around the room showed the Chieftain that all were in attendance, even Vinr Zan, who spends more time reading in his lofty tower at Malayurg than training the men under his command. It was at this moment that the mead hall doors flew open. Men clad in mail and tabards walked in. Armed men, bristling with spears and swords.

"Welcome to you, Sandersson of Frisia and to your men." The Chieftain said softly, as he slowly rose from his wooden throne. There was nothing but silence in the hall. No man may enter the hall so armed, even in times of war.

Sandersson nodded his greeting to the Chieftain. He was a king in all but name; allowances must be made for such great men. "I have come to be privy to this discussion, for it affects us all in the Fimbulvetr Confederacy." He replied.

Beside the Frisian Hávedling, stood his highest ranking lord, Daruvian. The shamans say he is touched by the downs. That is why he is still alive after taunting so many men. Perhaps. Seats and mead were offered to the Frisians, who gladly accepted. It is not a pleasant journey through the forest near Narra. The wind is maddening, the woods teeming with wild beasts. The Chieftain sat back down. A map of the continent was brought forth and placed upon the long table.

"To the far west, our allies of old The Knights...", grumbles from around the table, but Vinr Zan and those around him were silent, with stoney eyes. "The Knights Hospitaller are decimated, stewardship of some of their lands given to Occitan. There is no honor in fighting them anymore. Some among us remember the old friendships and oaths of brotherhood spoken on the battlefields.", recounted Relit.

"To the east, the Stratians and the Bowlers fight together against the Free Companies. A border dispute turned bloody. To the southeast, the Velucans war against Occitan for land and glory.", several of the Ravens present banged their fists on the long table and stomped their feet in a cheer for their Velucan brothers.

"You know why we are here, speak to the matter at hand, you long winded spear-fondler." interrupted Daruvian.

Ignoring the outburst, Relit went on, "To the north and north east, I see the Free Companies and no others. A decision must be made regarding the matter of Cikel and of honor."

All eyes turned to Sandersson, who was in turn staring straight into the eyes of the Chieftain. "We erred greatly by not reacting to this slight without delay. We sit here before you with shame upon our minds. There is but one way to regain our honor; with the blood of the transgressors spilled upon the ground, their heads mounted atop long stakes." he said.

"War? With a people who hold us no ill will. Just weeks ago a Free Company diplomat stood in this hall and thanked us for our help fighting the The Knights and wished to keep coordinating the war effort.", the Chieftain argued, his voice rising slightly the more he spoke.

"The Free Companies say kind words to us while at the same time throw out our man, Cikel, from their city. Kind words and mutual enemies can only excuse so much.", said Sandersson with the desire for violence tangible in his voice. The Chieftain did not immediately respond, he sat and thought.

"There are also the tales from travellers who have recently been to Ambean, Vayejeg, Fenada, and even Sargoth.", spoke Relit the Old. He would be one to hear such tales. Too much time spent among foreigners.

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"Tell me these tales.", the Chieftain simply said. He had heard whispers, but nothing recent.

"It is said that in Sargoth and its surrounding villages, that men are being rounded up to fight in the Free Companies wars. That not even freemen and craftsmen are exempt.", mutters erupted along the table. The nordic custom exempts craftsmen and freemen, if they choose, from fighting in the warbands.

"And it is also said the women and children of the men who resist are held in ransom to assure the menfolks behavior.", finished Relit, his voice hard with no emotion. The Chieftain's face turned red with anger. Could these tales be true? Are the Free Companies trying to destroy the nordic peoples way of life?

"It gets worse, my Chieftain. The people are made to swear allegiance to... a woman. A red haired temptress, who wields a bow. She does not even stand in the wall with her shield-brothers!" The room exploded into angry men, questions flying back and forth. No nordic man would swear allegiance to a woman, not without being compelled by sorcery. All became silent when the Chieftain rose from his throne.

"Long have we looked to the northeast. To the coastline and rivers of our forefathers. Back when our great-grandfathers left their homeland, taking their wives and children to a new land, it was a easy choice to colonize these barbaric lands whose people were weak and unworthy of them."

"Now we are faced with a hard path. These Free Companies are hard men, with mighty siege weapons. They have proven their worth on the field of battle many times. But they have never faced the nords! Let us show them the axe and the spear!", the Chieftain yelled to the cheers of his men and Frisian allies. Men were banging their fists on the table and yelling oaths of vengeance upon our new enemy. Sandersson of Frisia remained quiet, all he did was nod his agreement, anticipating the coming conflict.

The Chieftain remained standing, slowly the men became quiet. "I will never sit in this wooden "throne" again. Bring me my axe and shield. We march for Sargoth."

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TLDR:

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Fimbulvetr declares war on the Free Companies of Calradia with the war goals: Aquire Sargoth region and Restoration of Frisian Honor.

Thanks to:

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Sandersson for editing this.
Zan for being a good sport and ideas, your the best Vinr!
Turboflex for the inspiration and for allowing me to use him as the main character.

I had to fix one thing. My change is in bold so its easy to find. That was a great R.P post! Good luck out there.

[Matey]

Daruvian has to defect to the narwhals or risk losing any and all shiny TS icons he may have accumulated... your move Daruvian.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

You guys gave me 420blazeitweedtoker and I have never even smoked pot in my life... yet Sandy used to smoke every day, and he doesn't have that tag.

The only tag I have in your TS3 that makes sense, coincidentally... is "Downs".

[Matey]

You guys gave me 420blazeitweedtoker and I have never even smoked pot in my life... yet Sandy used to smoke every day, and he doesn't have that tag.

The only tag I have in your TS3 that makes sense, coincidentally... is "Downs".

Well then... I suppose we could arrange to bestow an icon or two on you... if you beat bob in a duel and join Narwhals of course.

[Penguin]

The peaceful trader watched the flickering lights of New Yruma from atop the snowy peaks of Tismirr. A light snow was falling as the winds began to pick up and swirl around him. He saw the lives of men being extinguished with each fleeting fire. More took their place, and more would suffer the same fate. A hooded figure emerged from the shadows "The ravens...the Frisian saints...they have rallied their banners and mean to march on Sargoth. God has blessed us all this night." He looked upon his most trusted disciples face. He seemed more sprightly in spirits than ever. "Tell me, Saint Negga, thou hath seen what war has done in your pilgrimage to Occitan lands. If that same war falls across these lands, is it truly blessing or curse?" His face fell solemn and now he too set his gaze towards Yruma in silence.

"I Do not say such words to ye to see spirits fall my son. Do not hate thine enemy, love them and bless those that curse you. A man's judgement is not even sapling to the divine orchard of God's judgement. And may the just one day walk it, inhabit it, and find nourishment from it."

"Amen" the saint whispered.

"Go to your brothers, break bread and see thine bellies filled with wine. At first light we march once more, and may the Father's judgment flow through our hands and into our swords."

[Spanish]

I generally disapprove of Daruvian's use of trolly remarks in game but I really enjoy them here especially when it comes down to the fact that almost every post by matey or Kesh seems to have the same message We're at war with errebody and honestly thats not the Fimbs problem. FCC you should be quite elated that the Fimbs went looking towards a strong faction to fight and decided on you. Yet all I have read is a bunch of QQ'ing and excuses about playing a war game. Do us all a favor and just say thanks Fimbs for the battles to come and stop crying about fighting multiple factions or being the one at a disadvantage. I really doubt anyone here is buying that bullshit anymore

[Tanken]

If that is the new banner for yall on the right banner of the OP... I just got a boner.

Great RP Relit

Good luck everyone.

I made it 

[Arjay]

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I generally disapprove of Daruvian's use of trolly remarks in game but I really enjoy them here especially when it comes down to the fact that almost every post by matey or Kesh seems to have the same message We're at war with errebody and honestly thats not the Fimbs problem. FCC you should be quite elated that the Fimbs went looking towards a strong faction to fight and decided on you. Yet all I have read is a bunch of QQ'ing and excuses about playing a war game. Do us all a favor and just say thanks Fimbs for the battles to come and stop crying about fighting multiple factions or being the one at a disadvantage. I really doubt anyone here is buying that bullshit anymore

We agree on something this day.