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maybe that is your plan. Confuse me to the point I have absolutely no idea how to run the home defense. The last three feints (I can not call them offensives) Have netted you Ibrian for a day and losses at Fenada, Vayejag, Tarburl and an open field fight we stopped from being an attack on Ambean. Ibrian we got back the next day and all the others we won and sent the attackers to EU

Now another jab at Ibiran. Hopefully a Grand plan will materialize at the end and I will say.. Wow that was something.. Because right now I do not get it.

Part 1 of strategy: engage in hostility with groups tangentially related to FCC.
Part 2 of strategy: engage in passive-aggressive hostility with FCC proper by attacking an incidental caravan, for some reason, whose loot will only benefit us in a meager way.
Part 3 of strategy: sit on things for a while/wait and see what happens.
Part 5 of strategy: watch allies make ineffective attacks at neighboring enemy fiefs.
Part 6 of strategy: have members take armies to strike into the heart of enemy territory and lose their fights.
Part 7 of strategy: try to taunt the Keshian until it becomes so cross that it makes a mistake.
Part 8 of strategy: Keep a very lazy eye on our territory. Wait until more people are ready to do a thing.
Part 9 is a work in progress, and it may be the bit that makes the least sense yet.

It's a process so devious and discordant that it can only properly be understood retrospectively, and even then it doesn't quite rightly come to light. It's the energy of chaos incarnate, random acts made manifest by the sheer willpower of people who've got a chip on their shoulder and nothing to lose. Ours is the time of disaffected players turning their backs on everything, while we've got no choice but to do something reckless and crazy. Well, we'll own up to that, alright, even if it's not much of anything.

It's CHAOS for the XP gods, and the only winner here is everyone.


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Part 1 of strategy: engage in hostility with groups tangentially related to FCC.
Part 2 of strategy: engage in passive-aggressive hostility with FCC proper by attacking an incidental caravan, for some reason, whose loot will only benefit us in a meager way.
Part 3 of strategy: sit on things for a while/wait and see what happens.
Part 5 of strategy: watch allies make ineffective attacks at neighboring enemy fiefs.
Part 6 of strategy: have members take armies to strike into the heart of enemy territory and lose their fights.
Part 7 of strategy: try to taunt the Keshian until it becomes so cross that it makes a mistake.
Part 8 of strategy: Keep a very lazy eye on our territory. Wait until more people are ready to do a thing.
Part 9 is a work in progress, and it may be the bit that makes the least sense yet.

It's a process so devious and discordant that it can only properly be understood retrospectively, and even then it doesn't quite rightly come to light. It's the energy of chaos incarnate, random acts made manifest by the sheer willpower of people who've got a chip on their shoulder and nothing to lose. Ours is the time of disaffected players turning their backs on everything, while we've got no choice but to do something reckless and crazy. Well, we'll own up to that, alright, even if it's not much of anything.

It's CHAOS for the XP gods, and the only winner here is everyone.

Well said good sir,  well said
“If war is ever lawful, then peace is sometimes sinful”

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The warriors of BS have waited for revenge. The bones have been cast and the omens favorable. We march, deep in your chaotic hearts you can feel it. The bell rings, our blood boils, and the Terror Rises.
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I shall rally the MASSIVE armies of FIDLGB for this assault on our friend's lands, unless of course you're planning on coming through us. In which case I WILL SIT IDLE until the dots of strat meander their way towards us and THEN i will rally our MASSIVE armies. BOTH OF THEM WILL BE WAITING!!!!!!!!!

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hmm we were not expecting both armies... We will have to endure. I guess
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dots of strat meander

Most depict example of what people who live for this game watch for hours.

Hats off to you sir bronto sore ass

Heh see what I did there?

It was funny right?
We're all nerds here, so it doesn't really matter.

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Part 1 of strategy: engage in hostility with groups tangentially related to FCC.

you overestimated how much they care about me  :cry:

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you overestimated how much they care about me  :cry:

I always answered the call. :(

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I always answered the call. :(

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oh god i should have loomed a wakizashi instead of a broad short sword
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oh god i should have loomed a wakizashi instead of a broad short sword

:( now how are we going to make Canary commit seppuku for his crimes against BIRD CLAN?
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Well, unfortunately, FCC has to retain order in it's trade and movements, since we are just about the only faction who has not received any items from the dupe bug.  We actually plan and coordinate.  I know its crazy.

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Well, unfortunately, FCC has to retain order in it's trade and movements, since we are just about the only faction who has not received any items from the dupe bug.  We actually plan and coordinate.  I know its crazy.

Are you insinuating that Chaos has gotten the dupe bug? Why, my good fellow, it requires a battle to cause this bug to occur, and looking at my faction, we've hardly fought any in comparison to most major factions this strat, whereas you folks love to announce how you've fought more than anyone else. We assuredly haven't gotten the bug.



Either way, wrong place to bring that complaint.

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Either way, wrong place to bring that complaint.

Not even a complaint, just stating facts.  There is no validity to this strategus anymore, only fights.  I just prefer when people don't pretend their good fortune comes from their cunning, dedication and diplomacy when it really bugs or blatant cheating.

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Not even a complaint, just stating facts.  There is no validity to this strategus anymore, only fights.  I just prefer when people don't pretend their good fortune comes from their cunning, dedication and diplomacy when it really bugs or blatant cheating.

So what you're saying is you are exploiting bugs AND blatantly cheating!?!?! I knew it....

Edit: canary, part 4 must've been so secret you couldn't type it.
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