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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2013, 05:06:33 pm »
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2013, 11:56:42 pm »
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EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
EDIT 2: But also in Dracul... who are... in Fimbulvetr.... *brain explodes*

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2013, 01:07:02 am »
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2013, 03:44:43 am »
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Why is everyone so apathetic and snarky about this? This could be the greatest manhunt in NA/EU crossover history. You should be gnashing your teeth, eager to satiate your war-hunger on his plump, vulnerable flesh. His name even sounds like a description of a candy bar. It's only embarrassing that any of you should say "meh". You do know this is a war game, right? Where you raid and pillage, slaying for spoils? What could be more appropriate than an old-fashioned bounty?

Imagine Blackbeard watching vulnerable, gold-heavy trade ships sailing by and shrugging. Disgraceful.

EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
EDIT 2: But also in Dracul... who are... in Fimbulvetr.... *brain explodes*

Nah, last strat (maybe strat 2?) goretooth bounced ecko around the map like 10 times.

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2013, 03:50:57 pm »
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Last seen near bhulaban on Eu side this morning.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2013, 07:32:43 pm »
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Last seen near bhulaban on Eu side this morning.

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2013, 07:36:19 pm »
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Nah, last strat (maybe strat 2?) goretooth bounced ecko around the map like 10 times.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2013, 03:24:16 am »
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Why is everyone so apathetic and snarky about this? This could be the greatest manhunt in NA/EU crossover history. You should be gnashing your teeth, eager to satiate your war-hunger on his plump, vulnerable flesh. His name even sounds like a description of a candy bar. It's only embarrassing that any of you should say "meh". You do know this is a war game, right? Where you raid and pillage, slaying for spoils? What could be more appropriate than an old-fashioned bounty?

Imagine Blackbeard watching vulnerable, gold-heavy trade ships sailing by and shrugging. Disgraceful.

EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
EDIT 2: But also in Dracul... who are... in Fimbulvetr.... *brain explodes*

You try to add a thematic roleplaying idea to it to make it sound fun, but the motivations are sinister.  In Strategus, if your inventory has too much gear you begin to be unable to spawn some items.  This is a known bug, and very frustrating. 

Shockingly, FCC has based their entire strategy around exploiting this bug, with Kesh and co bragging about it very openly.  They intend to keep me forever bumped in EU, in order to fill my city Ahmerrad with as much trash as possible, so that they can attack and roll over thousands of troops that are bugged to spawn without weapons or armor.

They probably didn't count on our mercs being able to dominate their team even without ammo and weapons.  That's why they are scared of fair fights.  They'd never win.

They are willing to go to such lengths (pooling cRPG gold, internet stalking my strat blob) to fulfill their revenge fantasy on the backs of not skill or determination, but exploits of bad Strat mechanics.  If you agree that Strategus battles of two full armies clashing at it and everyone playing their best is one of the most fun parts of cRPG and why we play Strategus, you should reconsider supporting Kesh and his cronies. 
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2013, 04:01:50 am »
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Or smoothrich you were just stupid enough as a fief owner to leave your fief and go attack an enemy fief without transferring your fief to another clan member because you don't trust giving the fief to anyone else as it has been disclosed by some of the members that left that you constantly threatened to leave the faction with the city and its army if they didn't do what you wanted the clan to do. 

You done messed up and no one to blame but your own stupidity and power-tripping leadership.

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2013, 04:06:51 am »
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Or smoothrich you were just stupid enough as a fief owner to leave your fief and go attack an enemy fief without transferring your fief to another clan member because you don't trust giving the fief to anyone else as it has been disclosed by some of the members that left that you constantly threatened to leave the faction with the city and its army if they didn't do what you wanted the clan to do. 

You done messed up and no one to blame but your own stupidity and power-tripping leadership.

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This man is so driven by obsession, he has no time for punctuation.  Run-on sentences show a worn-down mind.  Do you trust this man to lead your armies into battle, as he is wont to do for every clan he mercs for?  Are you tired of Kesh coming into your clan's teamspeak to insult you and your clanmates any time they dare to oppose him on a roster, even if its just for fun?

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2013, 04:14:00 am »
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You try to add a thematic roleplaying idea to it to make it sound fun, but the motivations are sinister....

Hey man, you had it right with the first part: I suggested a thematic roleplaying idea to it to make it fun. But I swear on my pearly whites - there is no sinister side, here. At least not from me. Like I said, I hold no ill will - I'm not even "supporting Kesh and his cronies" outside of the fact that I am signed up with a faction that seems to be fighting yours, as FFC is - but sincerely, and I am too much of a strat noob to know anything about any of the bugs / exploits you mentioned. For real, earlier today I had to PM someone to figure out how to buy goods for trade runs. I'm useless out there.

If people are using shady bug issues to pull one over, that's BS and I oppose it. All I wanted was for you to have the chance to become Smoothdysseus.


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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2013, 04:17:43 am »
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Hey man, you had it right with the first part: I suggested a thematic roleplaying idea to it to make it fun. But I swear on my pearly whites - there is no sinister side, here. At least not from me. Like I said, I hold no ill will - I'm not even "supporting Kesh and his cronies" outside of the fact that I am signed up with a faction that seems to be fighting yours, as FFC is - but sincerely, and I am too much of a strat noob to know anything about any of the bugs / exploits you mentioned. For real, earlier today I had to PM someone to figure out how to buy goods for trade runs. I'm useless out there.

If people are using shady bug issues to pull one over, that's BS and I oppose it. All I wanted was for you to have the chance to become Smoothdysseus.

I get your point of view and it certainly makes it sound fun, but this is a coordinated effort to exploit a Strategus mechanic bug to make my garrison unable to spawn gear.  As long as I'm stuck in EU, I can't manage my city, and thus the bug will happen every battle. 

Not your motivations mind you, just theirs.  It kind of ruins the fun of Strategus when you are up against people that care more about winning then having fun, but that's why we teamed up to fight FCC in the first place.
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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2013, 04:22:41 am »
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Hmm...

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2013, 04:35:07 am »
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We have to attack your city in waves... How else are we going to kill 5k plus troops? We caught you outside and beat you in an even fight. You get to spend time in EU because of our success.

We have been doing rather well in the sieges actually. You are now worried we will be able to win, so you have to start trying to make it like we are doing something wrong. Propaganda much?

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Re: Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich
« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2013, 04:37:53 am »
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We have to attack your city in waves... How else are we going to kill 5k plus troops? We caught you outside and beat you in an even fight. You get to spend time in EU because of our success.

We have been doing rather well in the sieges actually. You are now worried we will be able to win, so you have to start trying to make it like we are doing something wrong. Propaganda much?
Getting him bumped in EU land vs having good fights? if you are so good at strat  battles proof it and let him get back to NA or bump him yourself don't pay EU to do it.
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