Bounty in CRPG GOLD for any EU person attacking Smoothrich

[bagge]

Come to Shu Han lands and I'll give you a 1.5k shiny army Smoothrich

[WITCHCRAFT]

Guys, it's Smoothrich. Have you read any of his posts??? You should be paying us for the chance to attack him.

[Chris_the_Animal]

WE ARE ON IT 

[ArysOakheart]

I'll add 5k to the bounty. That's for Fisdnar last strat Smooth, and all the shit you tainted in it.

[Keshian]

He has been spotted in the farthest locale in EU (extreme northwest) between Tihr and Hrus castle.  The bounty is now up to 30K (thank you Oakheart).  Good hunting.

[Adoptagoat]

Occitan will pay double as kesh for the protection of smoothrich back in na! Cause na has to stay on na map.

I won't attack him until he's back in NA, when do I get paid?

[Syls]

Occitan will pay double as kesh for the protection of smoothrich back in na! Cause na has to stay on na map.

And EU troops should stay in EU land, but I guess that crap only work when it help your side.

[Mike_of_Kingswell]

Cause na has to stay on na map.

 
Uhm yeah...Arro you are makeing it too easy ;)

[Keshian]

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New spotting of Smoothrich - Near Tehlrog Castle heading toward Radoghir castle.  Please intercept.  Thank you.

[Blackzilla]

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New spotting of Smoothrich - Near Tehlrog Castle heading toward Radoghir castle.  Please intercept.  Thank you.

You seem desperate.

[Commodore_Axephante]

You seem desperate.

Why is everyone so apathetic and snarky about this? This could be the greatest manhunt in NA/EU crossover history. You should be gnashing your teeth, eager to satiate your war-hunger on his plump, vulnerable flesh. His name even sounds like a description of a candy bar. It's only embarrassing that any of you should say "meh". You do know this is a war game, right? Where you raid and pillage, slaying for spoils? What could be more appropriate than an old-fashioned bounty?

Imagine Blackbeard watching vulnerable, gold-heavy trade ships sailing by and shrugging. Disgraceful.

EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.
EDIT 2: But also in Dracul... who are... in Fimbulvetr.... *brain explodes*

[Blackzilla]

Why is everyone so apathetic and snarky about this? This could be the greatest manhunt in NA/EU crossover history. You should be gnashing your teeth, eager to satiate your war-hunger on his plump, vulnerable flesh. His name even sounds like a description of a candy bar. It's only embarrassing that any of you should say "meh". You do know this is a war game, right? Where you raid and pillage, slaying for spoils? What could be more appropriate than an old-fashioned bounty?

Imagine Blackbeard watching vulnerable, gold-heavy trade ships sailing by and shrugging. Disgraceful.

EDIT: Oh wait, Blackzilla is not an EU player, he's in hero_party. That's why.

Yes, I don't care what happens to smooth, kesh just seems to be trying realll hard to keep him away. Like he is scared or sumtin.

[Commodore_Axephante]

Yes, I don't care what happens to smooth, kesh just seems to be trying realll hard to keep him away. Like he is scared or sumtin.

I feel you man - I don't personally have anything against Smoothrich either. It's just that if he has a lot of trouble in EU, it's a win-win for everybody, even him. Obviously his enemies will be tickled by it, and when he inevitably eventually returns to NA, he'll have turned aside the gates of hell like Odysseus. Epic as all fuck.

[Zlisch_The_Butcher]

I feel you man - I don't personally have anything against Smoothrich either. It's just that if he has a lot of trouble in EU, it's a win-win for everybody, even him. Obviously his enemies will be tickled by it, and when he inevitably eventually returns to NA, he'll have turned aside the gates of hell like Odysseus. Epic as all fuck.

Smoothdysseus?

[Commodore_Axephante]

Smoothdysseus?

That's what I'm talking about, baby.

Wish Smoothrich wasn't muted. I would love to hear his take on all this!