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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #60 on: February 09, 2013, 06:15:48 pm »
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Alright alright, after all these great suggestions, I think I am going to name the axe Ursula and just make up epithets to accompany it on the fly.

URSULA FOE-BURNER SINGS IN MY GRIP.

FEEL THE BITE OF URSULA MANBREAKER.

NOW COMES THE REAPING - URSULA SKULL-CLEAVER WILL BE APPEASED.

Etc.

By the way, I told my wife about this, and she's really into the idea... which is good because I need points with her if I'm going to keep playing this game so much.

Thanks!
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #61 on: February 09, 2013, 07:14:41 pm »
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Gutrape. Raper of guts.

You could have named her Bernard.

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #62 on: February 09, 2013, 07:15:39 pm »
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Why u no call it Keech?  :)
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #63 on: February 09, 2013, 07:40:15 pm »
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What about Flesh-Tearer!! :P
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #64 on: February 09, 2013, 08:39:25 pm »
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Multiculturalism.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #65 on: February 09, 2013, 08:43:26 pm »
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Quote from: Joseph_Porta on February 09, 2013, 12:09:13 pm
WoW reference if im right.

BURN HERETIC BURN!

Skyrim Reference

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #66 on: February 10, 2013, 09:33:46 am »
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ass reaver

"hey, whats that huge axe? never saw it before"

oh, thats ass reaver. its the reaver of asses.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #67 on: February 10, 2013, 12:39:06 pm »
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Quote from: Kratos on February 09, 2013, 08:43:26 pm
Skyrim Reference

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Fuck! You are right..
Barabas the dog evil prince quest right?  :mrgreen:
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #68 on: February 10, 2013, 04:41:45 pm »
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Quote from: Joseph_Porta on February 10, 2013, 12:39:06 pm
Fuck! You are right..
Barabas the dog evil prince quest right?  :mrgreen:

Yeah if you kill the dog, you get the axe, if you spare the dog, you get the prince's mask :P
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #69 on: February 10, 2013, 05:11:29 pm »
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Slabberdash, as that is the noise it makes when it glances on heavy armour.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #70 on: February 10, 2013, 08:51:19 pm »
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Quote from: Kratos on February 10, 2013, 04:41:45 pm
Yeah if you kill the dog, you get the axe, if you spare the dog, you get the prince's mask :P
mask is more awesome imo, in skyrim i always was more of a swordsman  :twisted:
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I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

i'll be there at around
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #71 on: February 11, 2013, 09:32:43 am »
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Congratulations o the new axe-name^^

allthough i am pretty shocked you clung to that naming so fast^^

i was giong to suggest you name it "Party Pooper", but well^^
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2013, 05:44:52 pm »
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Just read from wikipedia's Viking Age Arms and Armor page:

"According to Snorri Sturluson's Prose Edda, axes were often named after she-trolls."

...My wife will love that.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #73 on: February 15, 2013, 05:18:25 am »
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Nice man, too bad other can't see you wielding this on the battlefield.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #74 on: February 15, 2013, 05:33:47 am »
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Quote from: theleptonkid on February 15, 2013, 05:18:25 am
Nice man, too bad other can't see you wielding this on the battlefield.

I like to think that when they fall to its edge, they think "huh... that felt... different..."
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