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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2013, 04:04:33 pm »
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I still think a big muscular man like you with a simple mind would name his axe Choppy, but I guess naming it after your wife is also a good choice. My assault rifle is also named after my wife. Or is it the other way around? Both get quite hot when you pull their triggers for a while.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2013, 04:07:38 pm »
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Who says I have a simple mind? What, just because I refuse to wear armor, rushing naked toward heavily armed warriors who intend to maim and kill me, I'm mentally slow?

...actually you may be on to something.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #77 on: February 24, 2013, 05:44:31 am »
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With many peoples' comments echoing in my head, I eventually got sick of Ursula's fantasy-inspired design and re-forged her into something more historic looking, screens of which are posted now as an edit of the OP if anyone is curious!

I have to say, first night of playing with the new model? I suck about 30% less.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #78 on: February 24, 2013, 06:14:01 am »
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2013, 06:17:21 am »
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Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on February 24, 2013, 06:14:01 am
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Weedlord Bonereinstein would almost certainly be some sort of nightstick/pipe/dildo designed to commit atrocities against jews, and I would not anything to do with it  :|
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2013, 06:20:48 am »
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Quote from: Commodore_Axephante on February 24, 2013, 06:17:21 am
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haha you have no idea how many revisions of my post i went through before defeating the word filter. It even changes URLs!!!
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irl something shorted on the shuttle and laika overheated and died within a few hours of liftoff and for a brief while one could look up to the stars and see a light shooting across the sky that was actually a warm dog corpse slingshoting about the earth at thousands of miles per hour which was arguably humanity's greatest achievement so far

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #81 on: February 24, 2013, 01:10:42 pm »
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Quote from: A_Hot_Elf_Princess on February 24, 2013, 06:20:48 am
haha you have no idea how many revisions of my post i went through before defeating the word filter. It even changes URLs!!!

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Also, the new axe looks wicked.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2013, 01:22:01 pm »
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