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AL-HAMDU LILLAHI RABBIL 'ALAMIN!
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ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!
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Niemand is a filthy chocolate chip cookie
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Author Topic: JIHAD ON USLUM AND SHULUS AGAINST EVIL chocolate chip cookie PARTY (FIRST NA CROSSOVER EU WAR!!!)  (Read 11961 times)

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Lol. I thought this was against free peasants for a second until the last paragraph.

Yeah, made me wonder for a minute also.

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some choice quotes from niemand's post history~

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Also if USA wouldnt have interfered the war wouldve ended another way... and maybe albert wouldnt have panicked and killed that many people. He planned to transport them to Madagaskar and give them their "own life" there. I dont say his doings were good (except the Highways he built...), but that wouldve been better than gassing all of them.
On the other hand you didnt interfere unasked. A german submarine drowned a american passenger-ship, if i remember history-lessons right.

But hey... better have somewhatthousand jews and gays and political-enemies and american soldiers killed instead of letting an attack against american citizen unrevenged, right?


Quote from: Niemand
If the chocolate chip cookies had won that war, we would live like american people now... a big country, playing the big brother and watchman for whole europe

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But okay, if those american Burgereaters get that USA-banner, I want a german "ReichsKriegsFlagge" from '43 for my german comrads. I already designed it. I made a secret Clan, named "NSDAP".

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To be honest its one of those countrys that I would beat right into the face, if it would be a person. And I am usually not the physical-aggressive type. And If you can have the stars and stripes... well... why shouldnt I have my chocolate chip cookie-Flag? It's just some banner, right?

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He is an incredibly simple person, even so far as to genuinely make me feel ashamed of being European.

Also, why hasn't he been permabanned for those posts? I've seen permabans happen for less.
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Bear beat me to it, but yeah Niemand is a wonderful guy :rolleyes:

Everyone should thank the USA clan for doing the community a favor and outing him.
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Is this like a failed NA guy that failed hard in strat and now tries to comeback by bullying the weakest faction on the EU map?
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hes not NA
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More like berenger being the MURICA supporter he is attacking someone who openly hates the US
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some choice quotes from niemand's post history~
 

Yeah thats some good stuff and he isn't banned?


I'd support this but that would require fighting in EU and EU ping for us California guys is a no go. But good luck and go Murica!
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Is this like a failed NA guy that failed hard in strat and now tries to comeback by bullying the weakest faction on the EU map?

Weakest faction? I wouldn't call 5k troops or whatever and 2 fiefs and hiding behind Fallen, GKs, Mercs, Turks or whatever factions they're hiding behind a weak faction. Or maybe cowards but not weak.


But nonetheless. They are chocolate chip cookie infidels and their citizens have cried out for help for too long! When the islamic plated chargers and riders in shiny plate armors arrives on their doorstep they will pay for having done those horrible inhumane acts against the poor innocent peasants.

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this just in from a black ops squad in shulus chocolate chip cookie doctor dungeon:

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but you should have left the jihad thing out of this thread,  turns it all a bit gay : /
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this just in from a black ops squad in shulus chocolate chip cookie doctor dungeon:

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Oh my god i'm gonna get sick. Ugh. Look at the horrible crimes against humanity these savage mad chocolate chip cookies have done to poor helpless innocent civilians!

(Pukes)

Ugh...YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS YOU WILD SAVAGES! The jihad grows stronger every day!

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