lol jesus. There's so much down syndrome in that post I can't rebuke all of it. TKoV was pretty cool man. I don't recall Rob or Hobb ever yelling. I picked them because they were the biggest blue blob on the map, and as a gen 1, considering moving from archer to hoplite, it seemed advantageous. I still love those guys. It saves personal messages automatically, friend. Now that I read my post, it does sound pretty retarded, lol, but you wanted that retardation, didn't you? I think I was watching the new Vikings series and had a hard on. I don't ever see you, so why should you care if I posted your message on the forums of a game you don't play? Your message was full of useful information at the time, and am sorry if my getting back to you was too slow for your patience.
lol odin. This is the first time I've ever been able to use the word rebuke in a sentence and I hope it makes me sound mature (I am 24 you know). I'm a huge friend and live in central us in a log cabin my parents built from mud and friend bones (wait nvm thats sandy). TKOV was totally tubular bro . It pretty much consisted of 2 people.... if you totally disregard the 40 or so people who would scream in team speak - so much so that the entirety of frisia stopped mercing for them and switched to occitan.
(We also didn't appreciate the nerd rage your leaders would spew out. Why the fuck would we want to play a video game and get yelled at by adolescent fucks who think swag is cool.) Now that I re read what I wrote I do realize I sound like a big stupid autist. But you totally wanted me for my big penis -aka I suck ass in strat fights and usually go negative- and not someone to farm strat ticks for raven, right? Sometimes I heat butter up in a spoon and shove it into my anus while watching history channel.
You don't even dine in Valhalla with our forebears so why do you care? I'm going to end this seething retort that I masterfully created with an apology but use it in a passive aggressive manner in which to fire one last super effective "rebuke".
warning do not read unless you are a son of odin or level 5 autist
Thanks for the laugh dude. I love how you claim what I wrote was "downsie" and then try and have an argument with me about it. But really, the only point I wanted you to rebuke was the "I'm 24 but still get too high to move my mouse 3cm and right click even though I most likely smoke tree bark weed." For the record, no I did not want you to join frisia- that's why I tried to pawn you off to raven so you could inadvertently farm strat ticks for us. Honestly, I've pmd countless new players, taught them about strat, answered their questions, and never expected shit in return when they joined another clan. In fact some of them still messaged me over their clan members with their questions. Weird, right? Everyone in this game was so sure I was an asshole but at least I did my part to keep the community going. I was trying to be nice. I was not trying to recruit you into frisia so we could hang out and be cool friends. I can't stress that enough. You seemed like a huge bundle of sticks and not in the frisia way more of the raven way. Why would I want someone who thinks kd in a strat fight doesn't matter. Also dude it's pathetic how quick you backtrack. If you're going to type some roleplaying viking stupid fucking shit at least be proud of it. Literally everyone who plays this game has fantasized about living in the times of steel and having sex with sheep. And yes I'm fully aware that crpg saves pms I'm just disgusted that you went through your messages pulled mine out and thought to share it with all your new buddies in an effort to make some type of deranged sad post talking about how you miss the "old frisia". Like I said before who the fuck are you to reminisce? You are the only person who publicly aired what I sent in a private message. And you didn't do it because you cared about me, since as you said we never talked, but to make some stupid fucking joke no one found funny. Why are you using my fucking name I'm not your nigga we aren't fucking cool just like you said. So keep my name off your posts and I would gladly ignore the fuck out of you. GOML.
This part is for everyone:
As for someone "who doesn't play this game" I still regularly come to the frisian faction hall thread because I care greatly about most of the members and want to know how they're doing. Also I'm ashamed to say I enjoy the middle school racist humor that panos and chosen post sporadically. Why I find that picture of the jewish sims character so funny is a fucking mystery. I went off the edge a while back and I really would like to apologize. Usually when I post here my autism overpowers the fuck out of anything i try to type. It always comes out as some nonsensical bullshit full of nerd rage and pathetic loneliness. After I post it I immediately regret my words and pray to
odin everyone can look past it
so that when we dine with our forebears in valhalla it wont be awkward. I literally had to mock someone's mocking post at me just so I could tell you guys I miss you. But hey I try very hard to put some jokes in so people know the old cikel who isn't a huge dumb friend still exists and wants to say hi I miss you guys. Pink you nailed it right on the head. Just upvote whatever stupid fucking shit I say and pretend I'm continuing the table rp saga with my boy havelle (RIP).
Oh and btw Tkov sucks ass. We destroyed them in the team america league. Wasn't even close. They sent their two best pathetic 2h heros at me during the scrims everytime and couldnt kill me - while the real frisian niggas finished off those weak ass yolo pussies. Didn't work for cyranule and illuminati why would it work for zoleta and that other tkov reject.
I cant lie guys I'm so fucking proud of you jews. Literally everyone in the clan became better than me. It was insanely humbling to go from being the best to holy shit how did I just lose to this guy who played for a quarter of the time I have. And believe me I did not take it well my, nerd pride was fucking hurt. However- pibb - just because you beat me when we dueled pole arms... do not ever think for a second I don't shit all over you. Calling me a non threat when I'm 15-3 just shows what an arrogant little prick you are. I guess that semenstorm ATS uppity secret club bullshit never wears off.
I'm honestly sorry I let my hate for the crpg community bleed into you guys. You're the only ones who tolerate my womanish behavior. I honestly find it easier to just be alone most of the time because of my lack of social skills. Sandy you're right I get entirely too discouraged by people so for me it's just easier to be alone. But you guys never did anything to me - except make a super secret "cant be banned admin group" and NOT ADD ME TO IT FOR SOME REASON and then let jack ban me from ts before a strat fight and generally just fuck with me. It's so awesome being kicked and banned by someone who's been in a clan less time than you and you can do nothing about it. Pretty much why I started hanging out exclusively with irish. Yea.... fuck you bundle of sticks friends I still fucking hate you fuck all. Was I not cool enough to be part of your super cool group that literally EVERYONE was a part of? Go fuck yourselves you excluding bundle of stickss. Talk about how fucking cool you are you fucking pricks.
Daruvian
I never said thank you for being so nice to me on my way out- I still have no idea why you did it because you are pretty much my biggest antagonist - I mean you literally nerd sperged screamed at me for calling you daruvian without telling me your name was chadwick. It was like the chinese kids on the first day of high school who would get all uppity and when the teacher says "is schwing lun here" and they say "yea it's christopher" But thanks dude your kindness at the end meant a lot to me. I think you're pretty cool even if you are sometimes the bigget fucking dick on the planet. I know what it's like to have a small penis so I'm right there with you. The real kicker though? Is that PEOPLE WOULD CALL YOU DARU ALL THE TIME YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. YOU NEVER FUCKING RAGED AT THEM FOR IT. Fucking asshole. I don't know why you always had to start shit with me you dumb nig. But I'm choosing to remember you for being nice because deep down I believe one day you WILL find the right boy settle down and take it in the ass on the regular you fucking fairy.
Pink
do you remember when you first had your kid and it would be only you me and apollo on late as fuck at night and your wife would start screaming because your kid would do something. And then you'd sigh exasperatedly and say "ill be right back" because you had to go lay down the law and chill everyone out. Well when you were gone I always secretly feared for your life and was so sure your wife would say "fuckit" and just murder your ass.
Badoon
I should put this in a pm but really I'm sorry dude I've never regretted my actions towards a single person more than the way I acted towards you. I have wronged you and I really hope that you were able to brush it off easily and say "fuck that guy" and that it didn't bother you in the least. You're the only person from frisia who thought enough about me to buy me a vidya game. However in my defense it really fucking pissed me off that you could beat me in duels with your ping. How????
Eddy
ehhhhh your jokes weren't necessarily mean spirited but whenever pibb was around he would take serious advantage of your insightful humor and do some stupid fake laugh. You also just started talking about private shit I would tell you whenever he was around for some fucking stupid reason. But I honestly dont regret telling everyone in ts to "talk in chat to that crazy eddy guy and tell him to join frisia." PS do you remember when "I'm just trying to go but you keep putting me in park." Dude it was easy to be funny with you because you are a funny guy and I enjoyed our time spent together. Hope you read this and everything is going well in the trailer park. Is momma cookin up fresh slugs again? MMmmMmm. Still fucking your cousin? You inbred hillbilly fuck.
So all in all I still fucking hate every single one of you except for Mr Pink, Badoon, and Havelle. Pink you are my nigga dude. Badoon you are my bro. And havelle you my homeboy.
PS: Panos I find it funny that you constantly post discriminatory things considering that greece is the friendland of europe. But I guess we frisians should thank you for inventing anal sex. Edit: literally that picture you posted beneath this is fucking hilarious even if it's the same old joke
http://imgur.com/gallery/tYma4PPS I dont miss you
