The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA

[Chosen1]

[Thryn]

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[Crazy_Eddy]

I wish I had what ever it takes to win the heart of one man. Rip in peace Cikel #1998

[Jack1]

I feel very immature knowing how hard I laughed when I came up with Mrpoop_Poopie_collecter. I'm sorry but it just rolls of the tongue.

[Sari]

omg jack you're drunk go home pls

[elvis1325]

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This is for intercepting our rice shipment to the starving peasants.

[Panos_]

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[Crazy_Eddy]

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Go away nerd.

[Fearvich]

Look at how hard we tried to not recruit players.

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Sup


Always good to see new blood. Hopefully I can find the right clan for you! Based on what you've said (paltry clues but I'll go with my gut) I would like to suggest a few clans for you. Then I will put down my bias and tell you about other clans!

First of Ravens of Valhalla.

Great bunch of guys!
Into Norse RP
Older players (most are age 30 ish but younger players too)
Very serious when it comes to clan structure, hierarchy
Two week trial period
Lovely people all around. Love their shield wall. In need of good archers in their battle formations. When you play with them you will be roaming with a group who always watches your back
Strat intensive


Frisia

• Clan I'm in
• Don't give a fuck about rules
• Almost all of us smoke
• Lone wolfs (don't play in formation)
• Desperately need archers
• Late night insomniacs (also play 24/7)
• Strat intensive

Astralis

• Everyone gets fucked up!
• Team Speak is fun
• Not so active
• Don't do much strat
• Late night insomniacs?? Not very active as much

Biased Portion:

If you speak french Occitan is a good clan to be a part of


TKOV
Have a shit ton of members. YOLO SWAG for you. Younger players (18 to college age)
4/20 blaze it
Enjoy yelling during strat battles


Knights Hospitaller
Given up on this game

FCC
Largest nerds by far (I left because of certain nerds)
Huge power block
Always build a siege tower so you can rain down on enemies
Love micro managing
Enjoy talking about how good they are


Semenstorm
Eh angry spergs who wont admit they're spergs

LL
Pretty much unactive

HG
Unactive

Remnant/Chaos/ Mates are extremely selective

I truly believe ravens would be a great choice for you. Maybe they might be too old, but they're a great group of guys. Plus they need all the help they can get. This strat war is going to be intense. FCC has been rolling everyone, and it's pretty much up to Ravens, Frisia, and Chaos to stop them. I myself am only 23 and most of our members are in our low 20s so we may be too young for you (although Mr. Pink is quite old). At any rate I highly suggest you hop into everyone's team speaks and give them a shot! You can find most of them on the Faction Halls. But apply to any clan and I'm sure they will take you!

Love and Hugs,

Cikel

PS: If you have any questions about clans just ask me I can help you out! Let me know which clans you're interested in and I will help you transition. The ones I types are just the ones off the top of my head who are currentrly at war


AOW
No archers
backstabbing vultures
Nice leaders
A bunch of 14-17 year olds who constantly yell and talk so fucking much in team speak
Jack1 left because orc and another of the leaders were being fucking assholes.

And what time does

[kasMVC]

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And what time does

You fucking AHHHHHHH I send you a well thought out message trying to help a new bundle of sticks out and what the fuck. You don't even have the decency to message me back AHHHHHHHHH you stupid fucking cunt. And then what do you do? You go out and join TKOV LOL. YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. Did you enjoy that loud ass fucking mentally retarded team speak?? How about those whiney high pitched screaming couldnt shut the fuck up and give a moments peace jizz yelling noises. Or did you just want to be older than everyone so they would look up to you and your real life experiences? Only person I know who wants to hang around loud, obnoxious people younger than themselves are Mr Pink and that's his stupid ass children (no offense pink but your kids are like 3 and 0 so they're pretty fucking stupid at this point I mean they cant even manually block in crpg yet. 

I mean this is what you fucking wrote:

24 y/o
CST, Murica.
30 Archer, gen 1. - Main - considering switching to pikes for next gen.
A few alts 15-25.
I've been doing some strat battles, and am playing strat as a loner.
I'd rather have a crushing advantage in a siege tower with my bow, or just stab cav, since I am usually too stoned to block very well, and my penis is big enough for me to not care about k/d ratio, it's all about the greater good.
I played before strat was implemented, and have only recently come back, and would like to make it into Valhalla so I may dine with my forebears.


what a FUCKING COON. "I want to make it into Valhalla" Who writes that shit?? Only jews I know are the RAVENS OF VALHALLA. Dine with my forebears. Give me a fucking break. And what kind of weak ass weed do you smoke? Holy shit. You're 24 and "too high to block" LOL that's just sad dude. Fucking sad. Weed is for pussies. The last time I was "too high" to do something was when I was getting my dick sucked by this cute boy and he asked me to fuck his bundle of sticks boyfriend in the ass.


HERE IS THE MAIN POINT OF THIS POST AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
But really how fucking bad mannered can you possibly be? I've messaged so many people over crpg, and you are the only person who didn't message me back. That's fine. I really didn't care or remember at the time. Also, I had just acquired Chosen1 from the same thread who is about twice as gay as you'll ever be. BUT YOU SAVED AND REMEMBERED MY POST. That's the part I don't understand. You one cold ass mother fucker.  And then you go posting my fucking message in this thread like you actually gave a fuck? Get the fuck over yourself you dumb central american living hippie. Go smoke some more outdoor weed.

Nah but seriously I'm glad you actually read my post. Still think ravens woulda been good for you since you're into all that gay friend shit. Wish I coulda played with you woulda been nice to talk about jews with you.




Also Sandy (sorry about your computer bubby) I'm chalking this one up as my recruit which brings it to like 10 or 11 when do I get my complimentary trombone (rim job + reach around)?

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[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

You fucking AHHHHHHH I send you a well thought out message trying to help a new bundle of sticks out and what the fuck. You don't even have the decency to message me back AHHHHHHHHH you stupid fucking cunt. And then what do you do? You go out and join TKOV LOL. YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. Did you enjoy that loud ass fucking mentally retarded team speak?? How about those whiney high pitched screaming couldnt shut the fuck up and give a moments peace jizz yelling noises. Or did you just want to be older than everyone so they would look up to you and your real life experiences? Only person I know who wants to hang around loud, obnoxious people younger than themselves are Mr Pink and that's his stupid ass children (no offense pink but your kids are like 3 and 0 so they're pretty fucking stupid at this point I mean they cant even manually block in crpg yet. 

I mean this is what you fucking wrote:

24 y/o
CST, Murica.
30 Archer, gen 1. - Main - considering switching to pikes for next gen.
A few alts 15-25.
I've been doing some strat battles, and am playing strat as a loner.
I'd rather have a crushing advantage in a siege tower with my bow, or just stab cav, since I am usually too stoned to block very well, and my penis is big enough for me to not care about k/d ratio, it's all about the greater good.
I played before strat was implemented, and have only recently come back, and would like to make it into Valhalla so I may dine with my forebears.


what a FUCKING COON. "I want to make it into Valhalla" Who writes that shit?? Only jews I know are the RAVENS OF VALHALLA. Dine with my forebears. Give me a fucking break. And what kind of weak ass weed do you smoke? Holy shit. You're 24 and "too high to block" LOL that's just sad dude. Fucking sad. Weed is for pussies. The last time I was "too high" to do something was when I was getting my dick sucked by this cute boy and he asked me to fuck his bundle of sticks boyfriend in the ass.


HERE IS THE MAIN POINT OF THIS POST AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
But really how fucking bad mannered can you possibly be? I've messaged so many people over crpg, and you are the only person who didn't message me back. That's fine. I really didn't care or remember at the time. Also, I had just acquired Chosen1 from the same thread who is about twice as gay as you'll ever be. BUT YOU SAVED AND REMEMBERED MY POST. That's the part I don't understand. You one cold ass mother fucker.  And then you go posting my fucking message in this thread like you actually gave a fuck? Get the fuck over yourself you dumb central american living hippie. Go smoke some more outdoor weed.

Nah but seriously I'm glad you actually read my post. Still think ravens woulda been good for you since you're into all that gay friend shit. Wish I coulda played with you woulda been nice to talk about jews with you.




Also Sandy (sorry about your computer bubby) I'm chalking this one up as my recruit which brings it to like 10 or 11 when do I get my complimentary trombone (rim job + reach around)?

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my initial predisposition was to down vote your post but calling mr. pinks children effectively retarded was pretty funny

[Sandersson Jankins]

all that shit by cikel

Man, you were the best guy to have around, really. You really cared about our circle-jerky internet club, and so did I. You could get discouraged sometimes pretty easily but all you needed was some other gay-shit nerd (read: me) to say thanks you're doing a good job. I probably didn't do that all too much either, but I should of.

tl;dr: THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE, YOU WERE A CREDIT TO OUR ORGANIZATION also i miss you like when neither of us would get on ts and nobody would be playing but us but we still exhibited fabulous teamwork and cut swathes through shitty nooblords on NA_1 for hours at a time because we were both shit-heads playing video games all day

[Fearvich]

lol jesus. There's so much down syndrome in that post I can't rebuke all of it. TKoV was pretty cool man. I don't recall Rob or Hobb ever yelling. I picked them because they were the biggest blue blob on the map, and as a gen 1, considering moving from archer to hoplite, it seemed advantageous. I still love those guys. It saves personal messages automatically, friend. Now that I read my post, it does sound pretty retarded, lol, but you wanted that retardation, didn't you? I think I was watching the new Vikings series and had a hard on. I don't ever see you, so why should you care if I posted your message on the forums of a game you don't play? Your message was full of useful information at the time, and am sorry if my getting back to you was too slow for your patience.