I think there's too much love in this thread. Hate each other more, please. Be right back, gotta get me some pop-corn and a two-gallon drum of Coca Cola. Anyone got some Twizzlers they can share?
But anyway, here's a TL;DR version of this thread for those who are too lazy to read it:
Dracul declares war on KUTT. There is no real, understandable reason that can be proved for doing so.
Everyone hates everyone else.
Kesh mentions something about pot. I think he may be doing drugs. Not sure.
No, really. That's it. That is all that has happened in this thread so far.