The Coalition Marches Onward

[Keshian]

Sure.

Desire wants New Sargoth, Kesh doesn't response. Tanken randomly brings up scrims with NH, TKoV bringing up What fallen does in previous strats,  Garem explaining UIF build up over the history of strat. Hobb saying something witty, Warcats threating us all with his 13 shield skill and poor kittens in Revyadin.  Then Miggy posted a picture of FCC's current position on the war front. Oh and anders was curious if the "NA mercs" deer was him.

I think we can all agree the most important thing out of this whole thread is Kittens, History lessons and What desire wants which is Sargoth, just so we are clear.

Desire you can get a fief as long as you joining our clan is one of the conditions of the peace!!:)

P.S. We appreciate ourr active players and mention them when we say who our active players are in our clan.  Also, we want the best xbower in NA

[Nightingale]

Desire you can get Sargoth as long as you stay in your clan is one of the conditions of the peace!!:)

P.S. We appreciate our unactive players and ignore them when we say who our unactive players are in our clan.  Also, we want the worst xbower in NA

 

Also fixed a few things for you 

[Garem]

DarkKarma?

[Keshian]

DarkKarma?

You ruined the moment!  Great work.

[Nightingale]

Stupid moment ruiner! Garem the one who ruins moments!

[TurmoilTom]

Too much hate/diplomacy and big, long posts in this thread.

Hell, I only skimmed through the damn thing.

Something about only a dozen KUTT members actually being into Strat stuff... (Probably true. To be honest I don't really give a shit. I just want big battles that are scheduled at good times for me and a fief to build igloos and snowmen in.)

I think Turbo said something about being able to beat KUTT... Something about a scrim I didn't attend... And some armor crutch stuff...

And then Matey GTX the thread because of too much words and drama. I think I'll do the same.

* TurmoilTom confusedly walks out of the thread

[Boss_Awesome]

Oh I forgot the main point of the threat somewhere in that message... which is Fallen declaring war on KUTT for being evil kitten eaters.

Even if the kittens are evil, eating them is far from righteous.  Two rights don't make a might. 

[Nightingale]

Even if the kittens are evil, eating them is far from righteous.  Two rights don't make a might.

Nuuuu, You misunderstand.

Fallen Declared on KUTT : Fallen's reason was KUTT was being evil by eating adorable little kittens.

[Boss_Awesome]

Nuuuu, You misunderstand.

Fallen Declared on KUTT : Fallen's reason was KUTT was being evil by eating adorable little kittens.

It is you, good sir, who misunderstands.  We did declare war on KUTT due to rampant kitten eating.  However, the kittens being eaten just happen to be evil, like us.  Therefore, Fallen can't stand by while evil aligned kittens are eaten when they could so easily be adopted by evil peasants, hunt evil mice, and sleep in front of evil hearths in Coalition territory.

[Nightingale]

Can they at least be adorable sinister kittens?

[Pentecost]

KUTT: If you only had 11 active members out of a 40+ roster in this round of Strategus, then why did you not think to go out and look for some people who ARE active and competent? Why are you literally the only NA clan out of any of the ones worth mentioning that is unambiguously NOT looking for new members, as stated on the topic of your faction halls page? I do not mean to give offense, but these seem like very poor decisions on the part of your leadership. Like in real life, someone would be losing his job and hedge fund pensions for mistakes of this magnitude.

[Casimir]

I stand by my statement, prepare for Exterminatus

[Boss_Awesome]

Can they at least be adorable sinister kittens?

You should have thought of that before eating them, we will never know if they were truly adorable.  However, their evilness and/or sinisterness is not in doubt.

[Nightingale]

You should have thought of that before eating them, we will never know if they were truly adorable.  However, their evilness and/or sinisterness is not in doubt.

Is this where I bring up UFI or The Northern Empire?

[Tears of Destiny]

Is this where I bring up UFI or The Northern Empire?

Yes please, the drama is dying down and I need a lot more -1 post farming to beat the two infamy posters ahead of me =\


Hard work being number one in everything. *Wipes sweat off brow* Well, everything that matters. If I nail this I get another promotion and then I can finally start my very own clan and have an office with a window!