Here are my official demands for any such Zlisch-vs-TKoV_guy duel.
-If I win-
Gandhi is set free.
You publicly renounce slavery.
You all temporarily (for one week exactly) change your tags from TKoV_ (and if you have no tags then you must still add this) to Zlischs_Bitch_
-If I lose- (which I will)
I agree to serve as a slave of TKoV for one month exactly.
I publicly state that TKoV is awesome.
RULES: Battle is on EU_3, time: we'll figure something out if you dare fight. Throwing is allowed, besides that, pure melee. Deal?
EDIT: BONUS RULE: All spectators must be eating snacks.