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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2011, 01:01:48 pm »
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2011, 01:08:45 pm »
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2011, 01:24:15 pm »
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- what about those guys entering others accounts with unpassworded alts and then selling/deleting heirlooms :P
probably thats far beyond dick move ;)

other points:

- kinngrimms great backstab
- 100 cdkey strat user
- fallens delaying including the darkforce attack
- for hre: probably the merc-accident while rogue was not in charge

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2011, 09:58:57 pm »
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- for hre: probably the merc-accident while rogue was not in charge

indeed! you guys shoulda stuck with it instead of backing out once Rogue came back  :mrgreen:

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2011, 10:48:20 pm »
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Nothing of Real Value is at stake here, unlike EVE...

Am I wrong or is the Ingame currency in EVE used for Eve itself(Ships ingame etc.) and Prolonging gametime?

You cant buy the Ingame currency in steam with real money ingame(Ebay or something doesnt count)?


Than it´s not like its real money.

If you didnt buy it with your money, no real value was lost to you, except for Playtime, which you lose in any game where things can be destroyed/stolen/captured.In that case even Strat is similar, because you could put all your time into it and get some fiefs just to lose them to some dickmoves or something.


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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2011, 11:07:06 pm »
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Am I wrong or is the Ingame currency in EVE used for Eve itself(Ships ingame etc.) and Prolonging gametime?

You cant buy the Ingame currency in steam with real money ingame(Ebay or something doesnt count)?


Than it´s not like its real money.

If you didnt buy it with your money, no real value was lost to you, except for Playtime, which you lose in any game where things can be destroyed/stolen/captured.In that case even Strat is similar, because you could put all your time into it and get some fiefs just to lose them to some dickmoves or something.

Did you fully read all the links? I've never played Eve but i'm pretty sure there is in-game currency worth real money.

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2011, 11:13:24 pm »
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I read them , and all i could find is that you can swap a certain amount of of ingame money to Playtime(Which is usually costing real money).But there wasnt stated that you could buy ingame money for real money(Except for ebay or something).

This doesnt make it real money or a real life worth yet, because you dont earn it with real life money.You earn it with your Playtime.

So if you lose all your EVE money, you dont lose a real value, only a digital ingame one.Yes, you can swap it for gametime, which usually cost real money, but thats no real worth either since you get nothing from it except more time to earn ingame money lol.


You WOULD indeed lose real value, if you bough the Ingame money with real money, which Iam pretty sure can only happen via Ebay and against the Game rules.
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2011, 11:20:30 pm »
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I read them , and all i could find is that you can swap a certain amount of of ingame money to Playtime(Which is usually costing real money).But there wasnt stated that you could buy ingame money for real money(Except for ebay or something).

This doesnt make it real money or a real life worth yet, because you dont earn it with real life money.You earn it with your Playtime.

So if you lose all your EVE money, you dont lose a real value, only a digital ingame one.Yes, you can swap it for gametime, which usually cost real money, but thats no real worth either since you get nothing from it except more time to earn ingame money lol.


You WOULD indeed lose real value, if you bough the Ingame money with real money, which Iam pretty sure can only happen via Ebay and against the Game rules.

Nope. I buy gametime  for real money, then redeem it as an item ingame (called PLEX) and sell it to you for a nice stack of ingame money, so I can fly expensive shit and have fun. You lose it for whatever silly reason. You only lost ingame currency, but the actual item was bought for real money.

And that's what makes some of the EVE scams interesting because they can actually be valued against real world currency in a way.
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2011, 11:22:31 pm »
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Wait, so instead of Gametime you get Plex if you buy gametime, items which you can swap in for gametime or lose them?

So its basically camouflaged Ingame Money buying.

Smart.
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2011, 11:24:54 pm »
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Wait, so instead of Gametime you get Plex if you buy gametime, items which you can swap in for gametime or lose them?

So its basically camouflaged Ingame Money buying.

Smart.

Not camouflaged at all, very open and condoned.

To try to get back on topic kinda. Worst cRPG dick move ever is when Furax runs up behind me when I'm locked in melee and kicks me in the back and runs away! Especially when we are on the same team!

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #55 on: December 07, 2011, 12:52:11 am »
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I do that to alpha all the time...
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #56 on: December 07, 2011, 03:15:39 am »
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Ahem, afaik Harpag only had a list of Usernames/Passwords in order to control the whole Grey Order in Strat, nobody ever mentioned him having the CD-Keys - why would he need those?
Because "Fuck You, Kesh wants to bitch about things he doesn't know jack shit about so shut up and believe what he says", like always.

And I still find it funny how people still believe he forced people to give him their nicks/pass and used them all at the same time all the time for the entire duration of strat.
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #57 on: December 07, 2011, 03:24:03 am »
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Because "Fuck You, Kesh wants to bitch about things he doesn't know jack shit about so shut up and believe what he says", like always.

And I still find it funny how people still believe he forced people to give him their nicks/pass and used them all at the same time all the time for the entire duration of strat.

Becasue of course since he used thema t different times, makes it legitimate that he used OVER 100 of his clanmate's usernames adn passwords to manipulate and control in strategus.  Its called blatant cheating.  And thanks Spleen, thats what I meant, couldnt think of the right term for what he was using to control their characters on strategus, though was trying to avoid listing names as it was so recent.  I am curious why he was never banned from strategus????  No punishment??
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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2011, 03:38:25 am »
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Becasue of course since he used thema t different times, makes it legitimate that he used OVER 100 of his clanmate's usernames adn passwords to manipulate and control in strategus.

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Re: Top 10 Dick Moves in CRPG/Strat History?
« Reply #59 on: December 07, 2011, 04:15:51 am »
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Dick move: charge at archers with a shield, stab them so they pull out a melee weapon, then jump back and start throwing shit at them, make THEM fucking dodge for their lives. Then just swap back to sword and stab them some more. Repeat. If the target dies, find another Legolas and repeat the process.

Another dick move: Flank enemy zergforce of plate wearing goons, whistle and throw javelins till they all see you, jog off in light armour saying "Cya" in chat. Occasionally slow down and throw some more shit, stab one or 2 and maybe a kick, then jog off again, while saying things like "Cardio guys, CARDIO!" in chat.

Yet another dick move: Find a clone of DaveUKR reloading their arbalest round a corner, charge round corner and stab/kick. When they pull out mace, run away, they almost all immediatly go back round corner and start reloading again. Repeat process untill the guy gets the rage, and chases you nonstop: At this point just jog off cause they wont catch you with heavy armour on. Stop to say things like "Comeon!" and "Run you fatty run". Ultimately end it by hiding round a corner and backstabbing them as they run past, since they KNOW you are gonna keep running. For best results say "You ran to far man, have a nap" after killing them.

Ultimate dick move: Camp in rocks or trees when faced by cav, in a spot they must dismount to kill you without being a supereasy target. Once one takes the bait, steal his horse and ride around him throwing stuff from horseback. If you have nothing to throw, just thank him for the horse in chat and ride off, leaving him there. For ultimate results ride off for a minute, then use his horse to bump him to death when he isnt looking. Gets an Irony bonus too.

tl:dr = Abuse players for being so narrow minded in their gear choices and playstyles.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2011, 04:43:56 am by BlindGuy »
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