Just don't care about it and keep going ya'll. Some epic stories got told already!
Yeah. Threads like this will never grow old or outdated. I myself really enjoy reading stuff like this.
I don't really got any cool stories that's stuck in my mind, but I remember a recent one. Was playing siege and just goofing around, spawning with my One Handed War Axe and nothing else. Normally it's really crappy because of it's length so I usuually pick up something longer. But I had just respawned and was one my way to the flag, when I ran into a group of 7-9 two-handers and polearms walking up the stairs to the side of me. On this particular map the staircase was one of the last choke points before the flag. I also noticed that there were only one guy left at the flag after the last wave of attackers. So I jump down on the staircase, thinking to at least slow them down so reinforcements could arrive, only armed with my little , short axe. But in the cramped area of that staircase, the axe showed it's true glory. I ran between the 2handers and polearmers, hitting right and left as I went, never doing two attacks on the same guy. Those of them who tried to attack me either hit bumped the stairs, walls or their own teammates, and those who managed to get off a proper attack always found an ally between me and them. Some of them just even stood there helplessly while they got hit by me or their allies, while I ran and swung for my dear life, never glancing because of the short reach of my axe. It truly showed how wonderful it could be that day. Sadly, the story doesn't end well, as when I got the final hit on the final guy (through his dead ally that he just tk'ed) I did a jump of joy and got headshotted when I landed. Fuck you archers, fuck you.
I was thinking of selling or trading the axe before that, but now I can't make myself part with it. It's like the three-legged dog you found and nurtured, and who once saved you from some robbers. It's not perfect and far from the "best", but you know it's there for you, and you only