Was just thinking about the reactions to USA clan, the current state of balance and the community, and strategus.
So I made a rap about it.
Sums up how I feel pretty well, tell me what you all think!
Words:
try to pander your nationalism by slandering the great state i live in USA bitch just look
at a map every EU nation in comparison looks like crap smeared on a wall united we stand
divided you fall beg us for a bailout i hear the laments and shouts our socalism has failed
dont worry the check is in the mail postage paid by the USA too big to fall but i mean it all
cuz we lift others up thats what we do when youre the best of the best the cream of the crop
with the red white and blue
fucking scrubs go on and on posting about glorious nippon buff the katana swing around your shitty weeaboo bananas
come on urist your sense of balance is prob even worse than this thats why you always fall down when you step
up like this to take off my crown code yourself a ride right out of town duel me once and i slapped your ass around
i know you wanna crutch on agility backpedal with the s key these devs aint shit ya heard me
i think chadz even quit his own game cuz of mediocrity, maybe he respecced with a new name
heh thats a laugh hey urist post a graph about it so we can all laugh about it
dont try to tell me about balance cuz ill lay you out with my heavy lance
represent the 1 percent, everyone else is insiginicant, irrelevent
representing the 1 percent, suck it haters my raps are permanent
you talk like the rap is done but scrubs best realize i just begun
got my lines slung second ammendment yeah im down
the right to spit rhymes i got an agenda and realize ill make
it pass i aint no obama stuck like snail in the grass so hey what about strategus that shit
is real fun hey i digress let me just go make another trading run wait no fuck it i quit
this game sucks aint no fun remember when we used to have strat battles me neither so i
reminisce with rap battles while chadz is off shaking his babys rattle
how about you go buff ranged until no one with melee skills remain another thing that brings
this game down is the autobalancer fucking up every round heh, heh, 20 cav on one team cuz i
dont know what the fuck balance means
yeah you can mute me or ban me from irc thats ok censorship is the EU way
i understand what means to take a stand proud twice as tall as all you trolls
i'm dropping lines likes bombs over germany, total war on your industry,
leavin you with the seeds of democracy, born again out the womb of lady liberty,
EU was a shit stain until the marshal plan fed you with grain, now all we got left is a
bunch of arrogant nationalists who try to devise ways to revise the way their lives were
shaped by us in america you can trust god bless the usa god bless the usa
