My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus

[SquishMitten]

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[Smoothrich]

you think youre american but youre really not
you are a socialist hippy smoking pot
im more of a patriot than you will ever be
i love america like it is my own country
your lyrics should be criminalized
cause reading them hurts my eyes
and my brain they are just so hard to understand
pretty funny considering you come from this land
your verses dont make any sense
you have no opinions of your own you just sit on the fence
i come from a communist 3rd would country
yet im more intelligent than you and everyone can see
im a lyrical mastermind
fight back and soon you will find
that im a genius with limitless ability
while all you can do is sing with futility

Badplayer thinking up some lines to try to make up for the UK's crimes
getting fat on steam sale noobs posting scoreboards cuz you got something to prove
but my lines are tightening the noose you gasp for air and i say 'owned, noob'
now your life is flashing before your eyes and you see each and every other guy
you slept with, too much to count, you've been molested inside and out
youre a chav and you got a knife but I got my HDTV my +3 gear and a life
here to steal all my thunder cuz he can't get any other
crediblity, except when he leeches off me in the melee

why don't you uninstall it'll be a favor to us all
nobody wants a cav crutcher cuz when i have a 2 hand im the butcher
and youre the beef a stupid cow i've squeezed more sense out of a sham wow
you and everyone i'll see you on duel gonna bloody your nose and make you a fool
got my mw german and i know how to thrust, even the best think damn that guy is tough
dont quit your day job as cav cuz when you respec you lose all respect
i'm a renaissance man i play all the classes
no matter what i do im kicking asses
step up man now's your chance
btw bitch you just got outlanced

[BADPLAYERold]

Badplayer thinking up some lines to try to make up for the UK's crimes
getting fat on steam sale noobs posting scoreboards cuz you got something to prove
but my lines are tightening the noose you gasp for air and i say 'owned, noob'
now your life is flashing before your eyes and you see each and every other guy
you slept with, too much to count, you've been molested inside and out
youre a chav and you got a knife but I got my HDTV my +3 gear and a life
here to steal all my thunder cuz he can't get any other
crediblity, except when he leeches off me in the melee

why don't you uninstall it'll be a favor to us all
nobody wants a cav crutcher cuz when i have a 2 hand im the butcher
and youre the beef a stupid cow i've squeezed more sense out of a sham wow
you and everyone i'll see you on duel gonna bloody your nose and make you a fool
got my mw german and i know how to thrust, even the best think damn that guy is tough
dont quit your day job as cav cuz when you respec you lose all respect
i'm a renaissance man i play all the classes
no matter what i do im kicking asses
step up man now's your chance
btw bitch you just got outlanced

i try to take your raps seriously
but your lyrics sound like complete idiocy
i read them aloud with your nasally voice
and your insults just make me laugh and rejoice
youre just a white nerd pretending to be an MC
well i'm telling you now don't try fuck with me
ill own you in real life just like i own you in game
as a 2hander u should be called spammer it would be a fitting name
and as archer call yourself inaccurate cause thats what u are
cant hit a fucking thing no matter if its near or far
and worst of all as cataphract crutching cav
i see you try and lance and all i do is laugh
like i said before when you make these claims
try and back them up cause bitch this is where i reign

[Earthdforce]

chadz wins xD

[Smoothrich]

i try to take your raps seriously
but your lyrics sound like complete idiocy
i read them aloud with your nasally voice
and your insults just make me laugh and rejoice
youre just a white nerd pretending to be an MC
well i'm telling you now don't try fuck with me
ill own you in real life just like i own you in game
as a 2hander u should be called spammer it would be a fitting name
and as archer call yourself inaccurate cause thats what u are
cant hit a fucking thing no matter if its near or far
and worst of all as cataphract crutching cav
i see you try and lance and all i do is laugh
like i said before when you make these claims
try and back them up cause bitch this is where i reign

what is that a new round started?  all it sounded like was a chav overseas that farted
well here I am bitch what do I start with?  how about your lack  of showmanship
contrived, air dried, stale and recycled
my flow is heavier then ur menstrual cycle
I got this far but I had to stop cuz I was told my topic got locked
moved to spam by the man what a god damned sham

this thread is protected by the freedom of speech
cuz i'm the one percent and you're all beneath
I wake up and salute the flag hop on EU_1 and couch some euromy old friends
nerf cav, ban NA!  but i'm gonna keep going anyways
cuz every day is a new way to hear lines about how much americans weigh
and i laugh it off cuz those lines are trash it stings no more then my genital rash
hey at least i'm getting laid while you're making posts trying to see who can -1 me the most
suck it nerds this shit is legit I'm riding till I die or get bored and quit

[Darkkarma]

FUCKING FIRE, SMOOTH.

[BADPLAYERold]

what is that a new round started?  all it sounded like was a chav overseas that farted
well here I am bitch what do I start with?  how about your lack  of showmanship
contrived, air dried, stale and recycled
my flow is heavier then ur menstrual cycle
I got this far but I had to stop cuz I was told my topic got locked
moved to spam by the man what a god damned sham

this thread is protected by the freedom of speech
cuz i'm the one percent and you're all beneath
I wake up and salute the flag hop on EU_1 and couch some euromy old friends
nerf cav, ban NA!  but i'm gonna keep going anyways
cuz every day is a new way to hear lines about how much americans weigh
and i laugh it off cuz those lines are trash it stings no more then my genital rash
hey at least i'm getting laid while you're making posts trying to see who can -1 me the most
suck it nerds this shit is legit I'm riding till I die or get bored and quit

i would reply back and own you right here
but ive gotta go for a while so i'll just leave you with fear
fear of my rhymes that destroy your reality
cause everything you say is just a massive fallacy

[dynamike]

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smooth you think you are a pro
posting scoreboard dot j pegs but we all know
you are a crutcher on your cataphract
without that horse you are fuckin whack
compare you to me and it's really sad
considering my name starts with bad
i'm anything but that in comparison to you
if you are on the other team i say phew
cause i don't wanna carry scrubs to a multiplier
when i go to couch you scream ceasefire
but i kill you anyway it's just too easy
when i'm against you you must feel queasy

i have one hundred more ping than you on N A one
yet i still own your scores just for fun
i got in chaos you got in l l j k
i hope you enjoy goons screaming i'm gay
cause thats all you gonna get until you go to the big league
but i bet if you were there you just couldn't succeed
can't take the pressure of having pro skills
only thing you got is alot of teamkills
even i r l i'm much better than you
you have one girlfriend i've got two
you pathetic fat nerd singing on your chair
i don't have a mic i just don't care
text to speech is where it's at
cause not all of us need to chat
to spergs in a medieval simulator
you just got burned i'm like a fuckin incinerator

~PEACE~

you think youre american but youre really not
you are a socialist hippy smoking pot
im more of a patriot than you will ever be
i love america like it is my own country
your lyrics should be criminalized
cause reading them hurts my eyes
and my brain they are just so hard to understand
pretty funny considering you come from this land
your verses dont make any sense
you have no opinions of your own you just sit on the fence
i come from a communist 3rd would country
yet im more intelligent than you and everyone can see
im a lyrical mastermind
fight back and soon you will find
that im a genius with limitless ability
while all you can do is sing with futility

i try to take your raps seriously
but your lyrics sound like complete idiocy
i read them aloud with your nasally voice
and your insults just make me laugh and rejoice
youre just a white nerd pretending to be an MC
well i'm telling you now don't try fuck with me
ill own you in real life just like i own you in game
as a 2hander u should be called spammer it would be a fitting name
and as archer call yourself inaccurate cause thats what u are
cant hit a fucking thing no matter if its near or far
and worst of all as cataphract crutching cav
i see you try and lance and all i do is laugh
like i said before when you make these claims
try and back them up cause bitch this is where i reign

i would reply back and own you right here
but ive gotta go for a while so i'll just leave you with fear
fear of my rhymes that destroy your reality
cause everything you say is just a massive fallacy

It's like badplayer going 42-0 on the battle server. Mad shit man! 

[farthammer]

SUCH MAJESTY

[Smoothrich]

lets give this battle a break, call it intermission
cuz when i let loose its like nuclear fission
splitting the atom aint nothing like cutting a verse
if i kept up these lines i'd destroy the universe
so i'll give you some time to sleep off your despair
cuz you can't get a good score without all those repairs
its alright i was once like you
somewhere around the age of two
infantile in everything you do
babby needs his mommy?  yeah i lanced her too

[Rannepear]

Rannepear likes this.

[LordBerenger]

Now make a instrumental version of it!

[The_Angle]

This is fucking funny as fuck, Smoothrich I love you.

Free Bradley Manning!

[Tears of Destiny]

http://youtu.be/egUDYu_qmL0

[Mechanix]

Bad and Smooth you think you're witty
You're really not
I'll crush you all with a teeny pot
You think you can rep the US of A
but really you're both just a disgrace
I love you both, 'tis is true
but I just want to say fuck you

I dont have to try
You two are fools
I'll run circles around you screaming "ABDUL"
with a wicked rhyme
you'll both be dead
you'll wonder what just happened inside your head
but inside you both know the truth
that mechanix is better than you
and one day you'll think
this can't be real
but i'll punch you in the face
and show you the deal.




BITCH