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My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« on: October 24, 2011, 11:18:58 pm »
Was just thinking about the reactions to USA clan, the current state of balance and the community, and strategus.

So I made a rap about it.


Sums up how I feel pretty well, tell me what you all think!

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try to pander your nationalism by slandering the great state i live in USA bitch just look
at a map every EU nation in comparison looks like crap smeared on a wall united we stand
divided you fall beg us for a bailout i hear the laments and shouts our socalism has failed
dont worry the check is in the mail postage paid by the USA too big to fall but i mean it all 
cuz we lift others up thats what we do when youre the best of the best the cream of the crop
with the red white and blue


fucking scrubs go on and on posting about glorious nippon buff the katana swing around your shitty weeaboo bananas 
come on urist your  sense of balance is prob even worse than this thats why you always fall down when you step
up like this to take off my crown code yourself a ride right out of town duel me once and i slapped your ass around

i know you wanna crutch on agility backpedal with the s key these devs aint shit ya heard me
i think chadz even quit his own game cuz of mediocrity, maybe he respecced with a new name
heh thats a laugh hey urist post a graph about it so we can all laugh about it
dont try to tell me about balance cuz ill lay you out with my heavy lance
represent the 1 percent, everyone else is insiginicant, irrelevent 
representing the 1 percent, suck it haters my raps are permanent

you talk like the rap is done but scrubs best realize i just begun
got my lines slung second ammendment yeah im down
the right to spit rhymes i got an agenda and realize ill make
it pass i aint no obama stuck like snail in the grass so hey what about strategus that shit
is real fun hey i digress let me just go make another trading run wait no fuck it i quit
this game sucks aint no fun remember when we used to have strat battles me neither so i
reminisce with rap battles while chadz is off shaking his babys rattle
how about you go buff ranged until no one with melee skills remain another thing that brings
this game down is the autobalancer fucking up every round heh, heh, 20 cav on one team cuz i
dont know what the fuck balance means

yeah you can mute me or ban me from irc thats ok censorship is the EU way
i understand what means to take a stand proud twice as tall as all you trolls
i'm dropping lines likes bombs over germany, total war on your industry,
leavin you with the seeds of democracy, born again out the womb of lady liberty,
EU was a shit stain until the marshal plan fed you with grain, now all we got left is a
bunch of arrogant nationalists who try to devise ways to revise the way their lives were
shaped by us in america you can trust god bless the usa god bless the usa
« Last Edit: December 14, 2011, 08:51:20 am by Smoothrich »
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2011, 11:20:41 pm »
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2011, 11:21:54 pm »
chadz iz badz


but I like statville social eel farming sim.
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2011, 11:22:20 pm »
free canada

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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2011, 11:31:44 pm »
smooth you think you are a pro
posting scoreboard dot j pegs but we all know
you are a crutcher on your cataphract
without that horse you are fuckin whack
compare you to me and it's really sad
considering my name starts with bad
i'm anything but that in comparison to you
if you are on the other team i say phew
cause i don't wanna carry scrubs to a multiplier
when i go to couch you scream ceasefire
but i kill you anyway it's just too easy
when i'm against you you must feel queasy

i have one hundred more ping than you on N A one
yet i still own your scores just for fun
i got in chaos you got in l l j k
i hope you enjoy goons screaming i'm gay
cause thats all you gonna get until you go to the big league
but i bet if you were there you just couldn't succeed
can't take the pressure of having pro skills
only thing you got is alot of teamkills
even i r l i'm much better than you
you have one girlfriend i've got two
you pathetic fat nerd singing on your chair
i don't have a mic i just don't care
text to speech is where it's at
cause not all of us need to chat
to spergs in a medieval simulator
you just got burned i'm like a fuckin incinerator

~PEACE~


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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2011, 11:35:33 pm »
speaking like you preachin prophecy but everything you know u stole from me
pretty easy to grind crpg when you subside on socialist salary
talking big but you aint even got a mic you got no voice and you expect people to like,
what you do or what you got your lucky youre english or by now youd get shot
but chavs are like rats they die and come back a dozen a day ill pad my stats with you anyway

all you know about america you learned from mel gibson,
and we all know hes been tippin, back drinks and hating jews
and so should you go wreck a car oh wait you dont drive how do you even survive?
thats right you live in a welfare state getting rich quick off me runnin the marketplace
get carried some more when you post your score 
board.jpegs trying to impress but maybe you should give it a rest
you bought your lance off a handout
u a dependent that was never in doubt
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2011, 11:35:39 pm »
Warning NA thread! low lvl intelligence detected, might be contageous, keep away!
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2011, 11:38:32 pm »
smooth you think you are a pro
posting scoreboard dot j pegs but we all know
you are a crutcher on your cataphract
without that horse you are fuckin whack
compare you to me and it's really sad
considering my name starts with bad
i'm anything but that in comparison to you
if you are on the other team i say phew
cause i don't wanna carry scrubs to a multiplier
when i go to couch you scream ceasefire
but i kill you anyway it's just too easy
when i'm against you you must feel queasy

i have one hundred more ping than you on N A one
yet i still own your scores just for fun
i got in chaos you got in l l j k
i hope you enjoy goons screaming i'm gay
cause thats all you gonna get until you go to the big league
but i bet if you were there you just couldn't succeed
can't take the pressure of having pro skills
only thing you got is alot of teamkills
even i r l i'm much better than you
you have one girlfriend i've got two
you pathetic fat nerd singing on your chair
i don't have a mic i just don't care
text to speech is where it's at
cause not all of us need to chat
to spergs in a medieval simulator
you just got burned i'm like a fuckin incinerator

~PEACE~
Fuckin beautiful bad, made me jizz my pants, and props to smooth too.

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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2011, 11:39:32 pm »
troll troll spam spam
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2011, 11:41:25 pm »
Warning NA thread! low lvl intelligence detected, might be contageous, keep away!

Warning EU poster detected! Incoming old as shit American stereotype jokes that have been unfunny since their creation
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2011, 11:42:16 pm »
you spit too much...

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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2011, 11:43:50 pm »
if anyone wants to step up now's your chance
i'm giving you more time than you'd get before my lance
comes couching you through your computer screen and
the only noise you hear is your girlish scream
cuz you got couched at spawn bro
better GTX and G T F O

this here is an american thread cuz its true better dead then red
downvote my posts and then boast about how you're so great
but then the server turns to flat plains and my screen is turning green
with all the names im lancing, all the dangerous runs im taking
to carry my team something you can only dream of
the american dream
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2011, 11:44:02 pm »
Warning EU poster detected! Incoming old as shit American stereotype jokes that have been unfunny since their creation

yes its quite easy isnt it, just have to call u fat, dumb or drop some retarded shit about 911 and you get pissed.

im just borred and trolling so ye bring on the EU jokes.
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2011, 11:44:33 pm »
Fuckin beautiful bad, made me jizz my pants, and props to smooth too.

You should hear it in text to chat. rofl.
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Re: My thoughts on the current state of cRPG/Strategus
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2011, 11:45:26 pm »
WORDS
you think youre american but youre really not
you are a socialist hippy smoking pot
im more of a patriot than you will ever be
i love america like it is my own country
your lyrics should be criminalized
cause reading them hurts my eyes
and my brain they are just so hard to understand
pretty funny considering you come from this land
your verses dont make any sense
you have no opinions of your own you just sit on the fence
i come from a communist 3rd would country
yet im more intelligent than you and everyone can see
im a lyrical mastermind
fight back and soon you will find
that im a genius with limitless ability
while all you can do is sing with futility
« Last Edit: October 24, 2011, 11:47:57 pm by BADPLAYER »