I have a counter suggestion for you, coming from a player with a shielder as their main character:
Learn to play. Get some skill.
Michael you are like legend to me. I'm on a different side of the world, yet stories of your epic-fails reach my ears. The stories I hear about your complete incompetence ring through the North American servers. Despite the distance between us, you have blessed my life by providing the proverbial butt to many a c-rpg jokes. Thank you for confirming that these jokes are in fact based on reality with quality lawl posts like these.