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Which Bandit do you hate most ?

Gnjus the Vulture
98 (34.5%)
Fasader the Abuser
40 (14.1%)
Dado the Backstabber
25 (8.8%)
Bruno El Supreme Cocksucker
13 (4.6%)
Gazda the Swine
4 (1.4%)
Umbra the Honourless
6 (2.1%)
Kriza the Prankster
0 (0%)
Sanader the Asshole
2 (0.7%)
Prpavi the Plunderer
7 (2.5%)
Prance the Addict
3 (1.1%)
Ginosaji the Kukurutz
2 (0.7%)
Shpritza the Mighty Ganjar
2 (0.7%)
Corwin the Lazy
3 (1.1%)
Tomo the Psychopath
3 (1.1%)
Panos the Unlucky Cunt
60 (21.1%)
Farnesio the Dirty
4 (1.4%)
Tepesh the Bloodsucker
2 (0.7%)
Fićo the Pagan
0 (0%)
Karnister the Hooligan
0 (0%)
Asshardon the HarrASSer
7 (2.5%)
WickedWolf the Rascal
0 (0%)
Idžo the Thug
3 (1.1%)

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2011, 11:48:29 am »
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Those represent the five warts on Gnjus lower back. Thank to the god you believe in that he never plays naked!

P.S. Don't ask me how i know that
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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2011, 11:58:18 am »
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a qustion of heritage, what the five stars are representing?

The 5 stars of our clan, the founders of it: Fasadripac, El Dado, Brus, Gazda and myself. (El Supreme is El Dado's appendage so he doesn't have his own star).

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2011, 12:01:20 pm »
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Hmpf, my explanation was better :(
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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2011, 12:12:38 pm »
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I have like over 9000 chars, i dont mind if im not merc on a few of them.

cool story bro.

I was talking about gnjus tho.

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2011, 12:34:41 pm »
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cool story bro.

I was talking about gnjus tho.

I am not a Mercenary for ages now, since the Siege of Alburq, back in 1177 AD. :wink:
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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2011, 03:36:21 pm »
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Ok lads im just gonna write down the equipment we use atm, so we recognize each other easier during battle:

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2011, 05:21:27 pm »
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yes my lord !

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2011, 08:58:13 pm »
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I have a suggestion. Wear the Bascinet. The normal one. My man uses it in his heavy Druzhina cavalry outfit, so that people can see his pretty face.

In your case, people could see your face.

Its decent, 44 head armor for a fair price.
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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2011, 09:01:53 pm »
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The BANNER MADE ME LAUGH ;-) Good job folks!

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2011, 09:04:56 pm »
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nice banner bitches ;)

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2011, 09:29:01 pm »
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Thx Toffi and Lolwen. In the latest version the middle of those stars (the highest one) is red.  :wink:
As for the bascinet suggestion....it was considered already, i even used it myself for a day or two but i prefer to have as little weight as possible so i dont lose more wpf then i have to, throwing axes are already quite inaccurate as it is.....besides its too ugly even for our standards, i could wear it but im not sure about the boys, their expectations went high into the sky since teaming up with me and now they want to look handsome as well as being successful.  :)
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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2011, 10:39:08 pm »
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Thx Toffi and Lolwen. In the latest version the middle of those stars (the highest one) is red.  :wink:
As for the bascinet suggestion....it was considered already, i even used it myself for a day or two but i prefer to have as little weight as possible so i dont lose more wpf then i have to, throwing axes are already quite inaccurate as it is.....besides its too ugly even for our standards, i could wear it but im not sure about the boys, their expectations went high into the sky since teaming up with me and now they want to look handsome as well as being successful.  :)

And girls :wink:

Anyway, I should be punished because I'm on this forum for quite some time and I'm posting on page 3 of my clan's thread.

Also in few days from now, most famous Calradian Doctor 90210 is gonna perform the sex change operation on me. After that I'll get the required mugface (I'll be meanest and ugliest bum you've ever seen :P) and most of my cloths will fit me better.

Unfortunally due certain circumstances I'll have to drop my Side Sword and go full Polearms. I hope that's ok with you fellows, I'll be one of those backstabbing kill stealing basterds who poke from behind :D

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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2011, 11:12:11 pm »
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Bah Gnjus you have no idea about style maybe your nose is so big that you cant see properly? =P)

Look at my pic. Is that not a handsome guy in stylish armor on a beautiful horse? Yes, it is, indeed.
That means, my girlfriend thinks he looks fat in this Druzhina Lamellar, and she is of russian origin! O-o


I have to say your little party make worthy allies, and fearsome enemies on the battlefield. Especially this guy with the awlpike and the axe, broad one handed battle axe I think, a nasty opponent. I could swear he slashed twice through my block.
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Re: [Clan] The Fellowship of the Gnjus - Trollbears of Calradia
« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2011, 11:29:05 pm »
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@Leshma: Gazda je radio banner, zvijezdice su njegova ideja, bolje i tako nego da je prazno. Meni se svidja. :wink:

@Finished: i have 2 such pikers, El Dado and his appendage El Supreme.....they make a good pair of asswatchers and my ass certainly needs watching these days, i often get backstabbed by cavalry since people still dont want to waste their arrows and bolts on horses. False modesty aside: if there was a horse-killing counter id surely be in the top 10 (back from my xbow days), dismounting 1 competent backstabber is worth more then killing 10 infantrymen but people just dont care......when there is 3 or 4 of us i always lead my squad out in the open to deal with cav first (when not flanking the archer scum, ofc).......  :wink:
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« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2011, 02:45:05 pm »
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