THIS REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING HAS EMERGED UNDER MY POWERFUL GRASP FOR A REASON. WE ARE NOT JUST A FACTION. I AM NOT JUST A KING. WE ARE NATURE'S RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE PLAGUES THAT HAVE BEEN WROUGHT UPON STRATEGUS BY FEEBLE-MINDED AND SOFT-BODIED PLEBEIANS.
WE WERE SPAWNED FROM THE GAY ETHER, ORDAINED WITH HOLY AUTISMAL FURY TO RECONCILE THESE FOLLOWING CRIMES AGAINST STRATEGUS:
GAY SUPER ALLIANCES THAT HAVE NO INTENTION OF WARRING WITH ANYONE, BIG FUCKING PUSSIES WHO TREAT THE GAME LIKE A TRADING SIMULATOR, NOOB PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE GOOD WHEN THEY ARE TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE, AND MORE CRIMES.
BECAUSE OF THIS RAMPANT CANCER WHICH ONLY ADVANCED THROUGHOUT STRATEGUS 5 I HAVE DECREED MARTIAL LAW, UNDER WHICH I SHALL NOT STOP CONQUERING UNTIL I HAVE TAKEN ALL OF NA STRATEGUS UNDER MY COMMAND SO THAT I MAY DRAW THE AUTISM FROM NA LIKE POISON FROM A WOUND.
APPOINTED GOBBLINS:
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CAPITAINE DE FREGAYTE AND HEAD OF EU RELATIONS: AROWAINE BRIGAYDIER GENERAL/LOGISTICIAN: SANDERSSON REICHSMARSHALL: RELIT MOUTH OF THE GOBBLIN KING: HAVELLE EMISSARY OF THE GOBBLIN KING: MR. PIBB MASTER OF MEMES: CHESTEROTAB
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 04, 2016, 04:05:42 am
RESERVED
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 04, 2016, 04:16:00 am
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Post by: chesterotab on February 04, 2016, 07:56:51 am
Truly these are the best of times for all of memekind.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Malaclypse on February 04, 2016, 09:22:39 am
So I didn't get on the forums much for a few years, and one of the things I missed was Johammeth's Dwarf Fortress post and I just read it and man. I don't think I could have had a better hour and a half honestly, I just wanted to say that I feel lucky to have randomly come across an old utterly epic thread, what a time to be alive.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on February 04, 2016, 06:21:42 pm
On behalf of the Disable and Handicap Vets of Crpg
I would like to praise this post by the Terrorist Organization of the Gobblins. Sure they commit acts of terrorism by cyber bullying disable vets on more than one occasion
but I remind you of the all so boring Strat 5. 95% of Strat 5 was boring as shit. We do not need to follow in the same footsteps as last round. With that said god speed or whatever Gobblins believe in and let the drama and war flow through Strat 6 to make it interesting and fun.
Sincerely Deserter_Merrrrrica
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 05, 2016, 04:47:17 am
THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO ASSISTED US IN OUR GLORIOUS CAPTURE OF OUR FIRST CASTLE WITH A LOSS OF ONLY 600 TROOPS.
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Post by: mcdeath on February 05, 2016, 04:50:18 am
Congrats on being the first castle owners! Especially since you actually had a lot of mercs on the ai castle roster unlike mos of the other castle attackers will have to face. Hard-fought and well-won.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 05, 2016, 05:04:27 am
I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO ALL OF THE MERCENARIES FROM THAT SIEGE. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOUR ETERNAL HEARTS.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Rando on February 05, 2016, 07:28:19 am
as of right now am 17 and am tired of all these high school girls. i would considered getting one of these if i had the money. i should work on getting a job pays well during college and after wards as well. for 50k it will take about 2-7 years to save up for this robot. fuck girls, they only hang out with hotshot, swag boys and bad boys. if possible i would dream going to prom with a robot.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 07, 2016, 06:54:46 am
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Post by: Noodlenrice on February 14, 2016, 12:27:01 am
Rawr
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 01:29:20 am
ALL FCC/AOW (FCC VASSAL FACTION) PUUTIES ARE NOW CONSIDERED UNDESIRABLES AND ENEMIES OF THE STATE (except for the like 5 cool ones like Gmnotutoo and Miggy). THEY ARE TO BE ATTACKED ON SIGHT.
ANY NON-FACTION MEMBER WHO ATTACKS AND SENDS KESH, BALE, MATEY, OR ANY OTHER MEMBERS THAT JOIN BRD TO A EUROPEAN VACATION WILL BE REWARDED HANDSOMELY, AND WILL CURRY FAVOR WITH THE GOBBLIN REALM.
SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
"CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF AUTISM!" - William "THE MEMEWRIGHT" Shakespeare
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Keshian on February 18, 2016, 02:51:51 am
FULL AUTISM MODE - INITIATED! LET THE GREAT GOBLIN AUTISTIC MARCH ON!
This is hilarious by the way. So much vile and autism in one post. Kind of reminds of some old Strat 1 and 2 crazies, going apeshit over a game.
You truly have surpassed me in any possible measure of autism. Congrats!
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 03:04:43 am
"Let the words of your enemies roll off of your back, for you have seen their autism--you know the lengths to which they will go to collude against you. They have not goodness in their hearts, nor fairness, and their words do not reflect truth; only autism. You have seen it first hand, and so treat their criticism with as much levity as you might the birds chirping in the dawn or the cow mooing in the field." - Abraham Lincoln, 1992, drunk at a Denny's with Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Theresa, and Gary Busey.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 03:10:45 am
i wonder what its like to be a grown ass manchild pretending to be a normie IRL but still coming back over the course of 6 or 7 years to try and troll people in a video game that you have committed literally thousands if not tens of thousands of hours to lol
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: BaleOhay on February 18, 2016, 03:33:23 am
I am certain Matey will take this news very poorly, he has not played in a very long time and is not even on the strat map. He may not sleep well for many nights.
You are aware FCC not on the map either right? I made BRD faction and the only people in it are me, kesh and gmno. I wanted to let you know so you could change your post above to reflect the times.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 03:35:24 am
eh you've got a lot of sleeper fcc/aow nerds. i see them on the map lol. they are also targeted enemies.
and good for matey, genuinely.
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Post by: Screaming Idiot on February 18, 2016, 04:24:34 am
visitors can't see pics , please register or login * your posts sure have a lot of emotional impact to them mr. gobblinking
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Duster on February 18, 2016, 06:50:22 am
eh you've got a lot of sleeper fcc/aow nerds. i see them on the map lol. they are also targeted enemies.
and good for matey, genuinely.
You should take a break like Matey or me for 12 months, because now you have gotten to the level of paranoia. I have no control or influence over any random white dots on the map in your area, there is no 'conspiracy' out to get you, I don't even know anyone that is over there right now. Like I said, you need a vacation, before the paranoia takes full control.
But its fine, I don't care, come and get me. I have no fiefs, I rarely move from ai fiefs primarily for minimal trade runs, and have 3 people in my faction who frankly are not in the least intimidated by some loser's desperate attempts for a grandiose power-trip through a silly game to make up for your ineffectual real-life. Daruvian - get over yourself already.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: njames89 on February 18, 2016, 03:59:02 pm
Hey Kesh hows the air up there... on your high horse. :lol:
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 04:01:09 pm
"get over yourself already" -- this coming from the guy going out of his way to boringly post paragraph after paragraph of plain text in my shitpost faction hall thread about how much someone else's real life must suck but also about how much he he doesn't care at all clearly. I mean posting paragraph after paragraoh on the forums every day and attacking the best fief on STRAT and stuff, I'm sure u don't care at all lol.. sure kid. Ur a joke honestly lol.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Keshian on February 18, 2016, 04:18:53 pm
"get over yourself already" -- this coming from the guy going out of his way to boringly post paragraph after paragraph of plain text in my shitpost faction hall thread about how much someone else's real life must suck but also about how much he he doesn't care at all clearly. I mean posting paragraph after paragraoh on the forums every day and attacking the best fief on STRAT and stuff, I'm sure u don't care at all lol.. sure kid. Ur a joke honestly lol.
lol - paragraph text. You really don't get irony or hypocrisy do you?
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 04:30:51 pm
lol kesh... just keep posting in my faction hall thread until ur sure you feel confident ok pal?
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 04:51:25 pm
god damn it sparvico don't you know this is serious Internet shitposting business u can't down vote me u have 2 down vote him.
but genuinely kesh I am just never going 2 care about what u say man. it's just who u r as a person... I have heard u scream I'm ts3 too many times, seen 2 many of ur posts, and can just think about how you've made 2 posts a day about a video game for 5 years, seen u wake up for 2 many 4 AM battles... and anything u try 2 say to me... well it's like I'm rubber and ur glue... anything u say 2 me bounces off of me and ur gay lol
Nerd edit: plus Kesh almost everything I know about this game, Strategus wise, I secondarily learned from you... because you taught sandy and he taught me more or less... u cannot be the sensei teaching student after student after student, mastering ur autism art and then turn around and go "lol look how much these fucking nerds like karate, so pathetic lol"
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 18, 2016, 06:55:50 pm
Yo Kesh man, you keep saying you were inactive for the past 12 months(which is a year btw you sound like you are trying to make thr number seem bigger.) That simply isn't true because there have been countless number of times in the past 12 months (year) that I have seen you playing a game that you claim to have no stake in. You say that you don't care about it but yet you still managed to have 700 troops on strat(which you gave to bale for the siege.) It takes 1 hour to get 1 troop so thats 700 hours of your life but since you started with 200 I'll subtract the initial 200 from that number and you've already wasted 500+ hours of your life on a game that you "don't care about" in this shitty shitty mod and god awful care bear bullshit strat 6.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 07:08:30 pm
well intentioned mcdeath but I don't think that's how math works
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 07:09:22 pm
I shit you not I just asked my 54 year old coworker what he looked so thoughtful about, because he was staring off and stroking his chin and shit, and he looks at me and says "memes".
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: StonedSteel on February 18, 2016, 07:49:15 pm
damn, ...wtf is this place? coulda sworn it was hall of the gobblins? daruvians house o misery? seriously, you turned your own faction hall into yet another "i hate kesh so much cuz reasons" thread.
again, i dont have kesh on steam, ( i fucking should, i enjoy gaming with him tbh, even though this trash is all i fucking play ) i dont stick up for him cuz he pays me to...i just always happen to agree with the guy, like daru, this is sad, you do seem so very kesh obsessed, surly there is more to rp \ post about. and again, i think its much more nerdy \ autistic, to not try at a nerdy autistic game, thus lose at a nerdy autistic game, then call your opponents nerdy autists? wtf is that? must be another yank joke i dont get, tbh its really not a good look lads.
i wasnt going to post shit, ive..., we have ALL said it before a million fucking times, but james reminding me of my role of kesh's ballsquire, truly reminded me of my place within this mod, and so, to remind you james, of your place...
the EU's and Kesh are both above and beyond anything you have ever done or could ever hope to do, and im proud to have aided in their accomplishments, and happy i played with actual gamers, rather than fucking with people via trolling. the EU's and Kesh actually played the game. which is what i came to do...if i came to fuck with people by trying to ruin their fun ie trolling, id be in acre and me and james would be the best of friends.
but i chose a different path.
mostly because i can actually kill \ lead people, so it made perfect sense to play with other people that could play well, rather than run with trolls, who cant play.
so ya, i am a eu vulture and kesh \ fcc loyalist...thats a bad thing how? we came to play the game, and we do well at it...you came to do well, couldnt, and stuck to trolling with your shit clan of trolls. so we get that you hate us, and why you hate us. and are totally fine with it james.
ya know, i really do try, not to post anymore, shits been said a million times. i guess putting james in his place never gets old.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: njames89 on February 18, 2016, 07:53:37 pm
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to read your posts.
Good to see the faithful ballsquire heed his masters call.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 08:04:44 pm
legends of olde say that if you type or say kesh aloud three times, you can hear a distant whisper from the mountain winds of plumbo saying "yes kesh fuck me harder with that daddy dick"
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 08:11:26 pm
this is really the most fucking stupid and worthless type of "trolling" invented--just two antagonistic groups of people both insisting the other one are mad nerds and that they themselves are totally chill and not nerds and just having a laugh--in reality it's just two groups of nerds stroking their own dicks, and lmao xDing at their dank 9gag-tier bait to the other group
it's a shame you're too much of a dumbass to analyze it for what it clearly is, plumbo. just because someone casually takes the bait doesn't mean they're mad lol. it just means they're taking the bait and calling someone on their stupid bullshit lol.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: StonedSteel on February 18, 2016, 08:32:05 pm
but why?
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 18, 2016, 08:41:02 pm
Oh hey guys whats going on..... Welp time to not read the forums again for another few months.
Oh hey Mark.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Noodlenrice on February 20, 2016, 05:44:34 pm
Buncha Nerds
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 03, 2016, 02:02:38 am
Thank you to everyone who came to our battle tonight against Rindyar Castle AI puuties. If anyone did well and wants some compensation put up stones or something for like 20k gold or something. It was a great performance, and I appreciate the mercenary support for the holy cause of THE REALM.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 19, 2016, 02:35:57 am
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Post by: Necrorave on March 24, 2016, 08:10:39 pm
Yooooo, crpg is srs bidniz
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Artyem on March 24, 2016, 09:26:00 pm
it was an honor to serve with you spergs one last time, I'll never forget the fun times we had
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: Relit on March 25, 2016, 02:01:13 am
Thank you to all the GOBBLIN guys who made crpg fun for me again this time round. PM me here on the forums if I do not have you on my steam friend list, so we can play other stuffs together.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 26, 2016, 02:32:45 am
CHESTEROTAB HAS BEEN NAMED KING REGENT OF THE LINGERING GOBBLIN FACTION.
Title: Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
Post by: chesterotab on March 26, 2016, 02:44:09 am