THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)

[Rando]

"We've, ah...both got autism, haven't we?"

"ye"

"well... that's good to know"

[Noodlenrice]

Rawr

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

ALL FCC/AOW (FCC VASSAL FACTION) PUUTIES ARE NOW CONSIDERED UNDESIRABLES AND ENEMIES OF THE STATE (except for the like 5 cool ones like Gmnotutoo and Miggy).
THEY ARE TO BE ATTACKED ON SIGHT.

ANY NON-FACTION MEMBER WHO ATTACKS AND SENDS KESH, BALE, MATEY, OR ANY OTHER MEMBERS THAT JOIN BRD TO A EUROPEAN VACATION WILL BE REWARDED HANDSOMELY, AND WILL CURRY FAVOR WITH THE GOBBLIN REALM.

SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.

"CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF AUTISM!" - William "THE MEMEWRIGHT" Shakespeare

[Keshian]

FULL AUTISM MODE - INITIATED!  LET THE GREAT GOBLIN AUTISTIC MARCH ON!

This is hilarious by the way.  So much vile and autism in one post.  Kind of reminds of some old Strat 1 and 2 crazies, going apeshit over a game.

You truly have surpassed me in any possible measure of autism.  Congrats!

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

"Let the words of your enemies roll off of your back, for you have seen their autism--you know the lengths to which they will go to collude against you. They have not goodness in their hearts, nor fairness, and their words do not reflect truth; only autism. You have seen it first hand, and so treat their criticism with as much levity as you might the birds chirping in the dawn or the cow mooing in the field." - Abraham Lincoln, 1992, drunk at a Denny's with Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Theresa, and Gary Busey.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

i wonder what its like to be a grown ass manchild pretending to be a normie IRL but still coming back over the course of 6 or 7 years to try and troll people in a video game that you have committed literally thousands if not tens of thousands of hours to lol

[BaleOhay]

I am certain Matey will take this news very poorly, he has not played in a very long time and is not even on the strat map. He may not sleep well for many nights. 


You are aware FCC not on the map either right? I made BRD faction and the only people in it are me, kesh and gmno. I wanted to let you know so you could change your post above to reflect the times.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

eh you've got a lot of sleeper fcc/aow nerds. i see them on the map lol. they are also targeted enemies.

and good for matey, genuinely.

[Screaming Idiot]

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 * your posts sure have a lot of emotional impact to them mr. gobblinking

[Duster]

FULL AUTISM MODE - INITIATED!  LET THE GREAT GOBLIN AUTISTIC MARCH ON!

This is hilarious by the way.  So much vile and autism in one post.  Kind of reminds of some old Strat 1 and 2 crazies, going apeshit over a game.

You truly have surpassed me in any possible measure of autism.  Congrats!

If only all the posts on the taleworlds forum hadn't been deleted, Kesh. I think we both know noone can surpass what you posted there.

[Artyem]

I just want to go revisit everything that was posted there when strat was just getting started, I want to witness the original shit posts once again.

[Keshian]

eh you've got a lot of sleeper fcc/aow nerds. i see them on the map lol. they are also targeted enemies.

and good for matey, genuinely.

You should take a break like Matey or me for 12 months, because now you have gotten to the level of paranoia.  I have no control or influence over any random white dots on the map in your area, there is no 'conspiracy' out to get you, I don't even know anyone that is over there right now.  Like I said, you need a vacation, before the paranoia takes full control.

But its fine, I don't care, come and get me.  I have no fiefs, I rarely move from ai fiefs primarily for minimal trade runs, and have 3 people in my faction who frankly are not in the least intimidated by some loser's desperate attempts for a grandiose power-trip through a silly game to make up for your ineffectual real-life.  Daruvian - get over yourself already.

[njames89]

Hey Kesh hows the air up there... on your high horse. 

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[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

"get over yourself already" -- this coming from the guy going out of his way to boringly post paragraph after paragraph of plain text in my shitpost faction hall thread about how much someone else's real life must suck but also about how much he he doesn't care at all clearly. I mean posting paragraph after paragraoh on the forums every day and attacking the best fief on STRAT and stuff, I'm sure u don't care at all lol.. sure kid. Ur a joke honestly lol.

[Keshian]

"get over yourself already" -- this coming from the guy going out of his way to boringly post paragraph after paragraph of plain text in my shitpost faction hall thread about how much someone else's real life must suck but also about how much he he doesn't care at all clearly. I mean posting paragraph after paragraoh on the forums every day and attacking the best fief on STRAT and stuff, I'm sure u don't care at all lol.. sure kid. Ur a joke honestly lol.

lol - paragraph text.  You really don't get irony or hypocrisy do you?