THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)

[Totally Not McDeath]

Yo Kesh man, you keep saying you were inactive for the past 12 months(which is a year btw you sound like you are trying to make thr number seem bigger.) That simply isn't true because there have been countless number of times in the past 12 months (year) that I have seen you playing a game that you claim to have no stake in. You say that you don't care about it but yet you still managed to have 700 troops on strat(which you gave to bale for the siege.)
It takes 1 hour to get 1 troop so thats 700 hours of your life  but since you started with 200 I'll subtract the initial 200 from that number and you've already wasted 500+ hours of your life on a game that you "don't care about" in this shitty shitty mod and god awful care bear bullshit strat 6.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

well intentioned mcdeath but I don't think that's how math works

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I shit you not I just asked my 54 year old coworker what he looked so thoughtful about, because he was staring off and stroking his chin and shit, and he looks at me and says "memes".

[StonedSteel]

damn, ...wtf is this place? coulda sworn it was hall of the gobblins? daruvians house o misery? seriously, you turned your own faction hall into yet another "i hate kesh so much cuz reasons" thread.

again, i dont have kesh on steam, ( i fucking should, i enjoy gaming with him tbh, even though this trash is all i fucking play ) i dont stick up for him cuz he pays me to...i just always happen to agree with the guy, like daru, this is sad, you do seem so very kesh obsessed, surly there is more to rp \ post about. and again, i think its much more nerdy \ autistic, to not try at a nerdy autistic game, thus lose at a nerdy autistic game, then call your opponents nerdy autists? wtf is that? must be another yank joke i dont get, tbh its really not a good look lads.

i wasnt going to post shit, ive..., we have ALL said it before a million fucking times, but james reminding me of my role of kesh's ballsquire, truly reminded me of my place within this mod, and so, to remind you james, of your place...

the EU's and Kesh are both above and beyond anything you have ever done or could ever hope to do, and im proud to have aided in their accomplishments, and happy i played with actual gamers, rather than fucking with people via trolling.
the EU's and Kesh actually played the game. which is what i came to do...if i came to fuck with people by trying to ruin their fun ie trolling, id be in acre and me and james would be the best of friends.

but i chose a different path.

mostly because i can actually kill \ lead people, so it made perfect sense to play with other people that could play well, rather than run with trolls, who cant play.

so ya, i am a eu vulture and kesh \ fcc loyalist...thats a bad thing how? we came to play the game, and we do well at it...you came to do well, couldnt, and stuck to trolling with your shit clan of trolls. so we get that you hate us, and why you hate us. and are totally fine with it james.

ya know, i really do try, not to post anymore, shits been said a million times. i guess putting james in his place never gets old.

[njames89]

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to read your posts.

Good to see the faithful ballsquire heed his masters call.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

legends of olde say that if you type or say kesh aloud three times, you can hear a distant whisper from the mountain winds of plumbo saying "yes kesh fuck me harder with that daddy dick"

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

this is really the most fucking stupid and worthless type of "trolling" invented--just two antagonistic groups of people both insisting the other one are mad nerds and that they themselves are totally chill and not nerds and just having a laugh--in reality it's just two groups of nerds stroking their own dicks, and lmao xDing at their dank 9gag-tier bait to the other group

it's a shame you're too much of a dumbass to analyze it for what it clearly is, plumbo. just because someone casually takes the bait doesn't mean they're mad lol. it just means they're taking the bait and calling someone on their stupid bullshit lol.

[StonedSteel]

but why?

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

but why?

my best guess is because you like kesh's daddy dick

[StonedSteel]

my best guess is because you like kesh's daddy dick

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you like kesh's daddy dick

but why?

[Relit]

Oh hey guys whats going on..... Welp time to not read the forums again for another few months.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Oh hey guys whats going on..... Welp time to not read the forums again for another few months.

Oh hey Mark.

[Noodlenrice]

Buncha Nerds

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Thank you to everyone who came to our battle tonight against Rindyar Castle AI puuties. If anyone did well and wants some compensation put up stones or something for like 20k gold or something. It was a great performance, and I appreciate the mercenary support for the holy cause of THE REALM.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]