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THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:56 am »
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WELCOME TO THE HALL OF
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THIS REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING
HAS EMERGED UNDER MY POWERFUL GRASP FOR A REASON.
WE ARE NOT JUST A FACTION.
I AM NOT JUST A KING.
WE ARE NATURE'S RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE PLAGUES THAT HAVE BEEN WROUGHT UPON STRATEGUS BY FEEBLE-MINDED AND SOFT-BODIED PLEBEIANS.

WE WERE SPAWNED FROM THE GAY ETHER, ORDAINED WITH HOLY AUTISMAL FURY TO RECONCILE THESE FOLLOWING CRIMES AGAINST STRATEGUS:

GAY SUPER ALLIANCES THAT HAVE NO INTENTION OF WARRING WITH ANYONE, BIG FUCKING PUSSIES WHO TREAT THE GAME LIKE A TRADING SIMULATOR, NOOB PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE GOOD WHEN THEY ARE TOTAL FUCKING GARBAGE, AND MORE CRIMES.

BECAUSE OF THIS RAMPANT CANCER WHICH ONLY ADVANCED THROUGHOUT STRATEGUS 5 I HAVE DECREED MARTIAL LAW, UNDER WHICH I SHALL NOT STOP CONQUERING UNTIL I HAVE TAKEN ALL OF NA STRATEGUS UNDER MY COMMAND SO THAT I MAY DRAW THE AUTISM FROM NA LIKE POISON FROM A WOUND.

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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2016, 04:05:42 am »
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2016, 05:27:12 am »
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IN SUPPORT OF AUTISM! AND ALL CAPS! AND BOLD! AND GIANT FONTS!
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2016, 05:39:08 am »
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2016, 07:56:51 am »
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Truly these are the best of times for all of memekind.
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2016, 09:22:39 am »
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So I didn't get on the forums much for a few years, and one of the things I missed was Johammeth's Dwarf Fortress post and I just read it and man. I don't think I could have had a better hour and a half honestly, I just wanted to say that I feel lucky to have randomly come across an old utterly epic thread, what a time to be alive.
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2016, 06:21:42 pm »
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On behalf of the Disable and Handicap Vets of Crpg
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I would like to praise this post by the Terrorist Organization of the Gobblins. Sure they commit acts of terrorism by cyber bullying disable vets on more than one occasion
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but I remind you of the all so boring Strat 5. 95% of Strat 5 was boring as shit. We do not need to follow in the same footsteps as last round. With that said god speed or whatever Gobblins believe in and let the drama and war flow through Strat 6 to make it interesting and fun.

Sincerely Deserter_Merrrrrica
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2016, 04:47:17 am »
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THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO ASSISTED US IN OUR GLORIOUS CAPTURE OF OUR FIRST CASTLE WITH A LOSS OF ONLY 600 TROOPS.
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2016, 04:50:18 am »
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There was also a bigger defensive signup against us over any other faction so far on a castle siege.


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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2016, 05:04:27 am »
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I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO ALL OF THE MERCENARIES FROM THAT SIEGE. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOUR ETERNAL HEARTS.

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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2016, 07:28:19 am »
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 as of right now am 17 and am tired of all these high school girls. i would considered getting one of these if i had the money. i should work on getting a job pays well during college and after wards as well. for 50k it will take about 2-7 years to save up for this robot. fuck girls, they only hang out with hotshot, swag boys and bad boys. if possible i would dream going to prom with a robot.
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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2016, 06:54:46 am »
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Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 06, 2016, 05:46:28 pm
0:23 is essentially the ending to every interaction I have with Sandy

"We've, ah...both got autism, haven't we?"

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Re: THE HALL OF THE GOBBLIN KING (FACTION THREAD)
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