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Title: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 09, 2015, 12:53:52 pm
not sure who against.  But I (er ,we) will attack somebody sometime.  I had just returned from Europe with a small group of mighty fighters when Black Bird decided to skedaddle.  I weep when I think of his cowardice.  We, who remained of the the HCE (pretty much all Acre), were quite convinced we were fucked. But we did not puss out.  We actually thought the rosters would be 50:25 against us, yet we all agreed to hold our ground.  And we held it, much to James' delight and my disapproval.  James had a lovely 'plan B', where we all met up in Eu and struck in force.  I happily embraced that plan, and planned toward it.  It never happened:(  Black Bird Pussed out, revealing he was not the awesome commander he told everyone he was.  I remember asking his mercs what he did that was so good- they told me he just focused on siege gear (something us dark age NAers never bothered with), and offended his mercs.

We have all learned that screaming orders at guys who obviously known what they are doing is bad tactics.  When one guy flanks and kills 5 warriors and 8 archers before dying, we don't yell at them.  We yell at the wannabees, the guys who venture out and tw five guys before dying.  Yet, from what I heard, BB wanted everyone to act like they were subpar retarded (like my fighting skills).  Hold stil, get shot to shit by ranged, then attack.  Attack in a close group where skill doesn't matter, and just overhead.  Whichever side TWs the least wins!

But Black Bird ran , rather than face defeat.  He had a great reason though, it being, 'there was a chance I'd lose'.  PHUCK THAT!  I have always attacked no matter what I thought the odds were.  And, despite my stupidity, I seemed to advance.  Too many cautious players in this game, methinks.

So, in the spirit of 'Who Gives a Fuck', I will risk attacking fiefs with tiny armies.  Perhaps the battle times will work, perhaps they won't!  Who cares?  So this is more roulette than strategy; the point is I will not have huge shiny armies sitting about doing nothing.  Since Black Bird ran, I have over 3,000 men, and after making them shiny, still got 6 mill.  Last time I fought I had 700 heavily armed men.  Last time I attacked I had 500 men.  I don't piss about.

My hands are getting shaky... I need to cure my ill... MUST ATTACK SUMFIN!!!!
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 02:14:12 pm
wow....

Well u are totally right. I ran away. Atleast I tried. Sitting in prague at 5 AM after 7 hours of bingedrinking in the biggest disco in EU I read that NA turns against eques. So I prepared a bit for those fights. The first one was Sharwa castle. We had gear and troops for about 4K inside as I guess. soo, I was not able to be there cuz I was 500 km away from home on my graduation trip. So.. I was like yolo, let's just accept whoever applies. And well, a full roster against the 3 applicants on our side was a bit though I thought. So after I was bingedrinking 8 hours in the second oldest bar in EU I was like, okay let's try to gtfo and come back when I'm at home. We got attacked again, this time 4 applicants. WOW, the average skill of our roster was most of the time better than the Acre roster, but hell, 4 vs. a full roster would be still though. That was the moment when I decided to tell Esca to sell the EQ and destroy the troops.

60 mio silver eq. 12K troops. Sold for about 12 mio. That was about the amount we destroyed against Acre in the Durquba fights, but we did not get any gear from the attacks, we fucking got it on our own. Was actually not that much, Ahmerrad gave 10 mio silver a week, so we actually got some money back. At all I destroied more than 140 mio silver for eq and about 25K troops. Simply because there was noone applying for us. The 5th-10th battle were about 8-10 mercs, but still against full rosters.

I'm doing this schoolyear now the second time cuz I did not give any fucks last year. Soo.... I fucking tried my best to start good this year, didn't really have time to do strat diplomacy n'shit. Then the trip came and I 100%ly knew that LL will attack me. So I fucking begged Jimmy and Dutchy to not attack until Im back from my trip. But no, those scumbags did not want to have battles. They wanted my fiefs, my money and my troops.

I fucking asked a HCE guy to not attack me, because Im not here. That honourfull guy was IK bauer. He actually told me he is not going to attack. He said it would be totally unfair.
A person, that has every reason to fucking hate me accepted it. But a person that called me 3 weeks before a god was like yolo go fuck urself we gonna rekt ya ass.

And well, after people noticed that I cant fight back, they all came. Fucking check out the dessert now... With fair rosters we could have bet all of them. The turks were in the EU dessert waiting for my order. 25K troops splitted on 10 people who were all awaiting my order. Well, cuz there was nothing to fight for anymore I told them to go back.

still I achived something, even though that kinda 90% of NA players hate me now. I fucking gave u guys battles. Together with kalmar we had more than 100. Strat was going good before it bugged in NA. We lost the whole dessert in like one week... Even in EU we weren't able to get the 50 vs 50 battles in the end. But damn, I gave u those battles. Me and all of my niggaz working like lil bitches for this bullshit, still we finally get nothing but hate and disrespect.

Burn in hell. All of you.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: W0LF on November 09, 2015, 02:24:11 pm
Well you sound... Angry
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 02:28:11 pm
strat is dead. would have been just nice that it bugged 2 weeks earlier, so we would still own the dessert.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 09, 2015, 02:59:17 pm
Quote from: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 02:14:12 pm
wow....   Blah blah blah.  Well u are totally right. but hate and disrespect.

Burn in hell. All of you.

Didn't read most of this- but when I saw 'binge drinking', I raised my beer in salute, and realized I met a worthy adversary... well, almost met.  Stay up until  4 am someday, and meet my righteous fury!  I'll be all drunken angry, and will be whipping forth my troops.  Odd how screaming "NO PRISONERS" inspires your gents so much.

Edit:  You bitched about how you were not there for you battles.  I never could make it for my battles.  On a good day, I could spectate the last 15 minutes.  And this was not because I was partying in foreign lands, it was because I was working.  But you also bitch about rosters.  I know I told you, as did Acre, that we would support you on the rosters against HoC etc.  Just to give them a taste of what its like when 30K shiny troops come out of nowhere to attack you.  Back when we had maybe 3000 shiny troops that were not involved in trade.  But obviously you chose to decline this offer (probably based on threats of HoC of betraying you on the rosters... oh c'mon, they came to us, offering 'psuedonym support' to weaken you.  We refused, of course.  And we told them we would support you when you attacked the Wardens of Chullain.

But, you, when Dutchy, the True powerhouse of Strat, said he no longer supported you, you turned tail and ran.  You did not even try talk to me.  You claimed to have 50K troops at the time.  How awesome that would have been to exact revenge.  Yet you ran.  And I weep for that.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 03:30:38 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on November 09, 2015, 02:59:17 pm
Didn't read most of this- but when I saw 'binge drinking', I raised my beer in salute, and realized I met a worthy adversary... well, almost met.  Stay up until  4 am someday, and meet my righteous fury!  I'll be all drunken angry, and will be whipping forth my troops.  Odd how screaming "NO PRISONERS" inspires your gents so much.

Edit:  You bitched about how you were not there for you battles.  I never could make it for my battles.  On a good day, I could spectate the last 15 minutes.  And this was not because I was partying in foreign lands, it was because I was working.  But you also bitch about rosters.  I know I told you, as did Acre, that we would support you on the rosters against HoC etc.  Just to give them a taste of what its like when 30K shiny troops come out of nowhere to attack you.  Back when we had maybe 3000 shiny troops that were not involved in trade.  But obviously you chose to decline this offer (probably based on threats of HoC of betraying you on the rosters... oh c'mon, they came to us, offering 'psuedonym support' to weaken you.  We refused, of course.  And we told them we would support you when you attacked the Wardens of Chullain.

But, you, when Dutchy, the True powerhouse of Strat, said he no longer supported you, you turned tail and ran.  You did not even try talk to me.  You claimed to have 50K troops at the time.  How awesome that would have been to exact revenge.  Yet you ran.  And I weep for that.

Do u have merc support? I had one thing to do. Asking james. I asked some of his friends to talk with him about it. well, they told me I can go fuck myself.

This gay does not want any battles too. Acre and LL both simply wanted to have more fiefs. Well, I hope they are happy now.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 09, 2015, 03:36:34 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on November 09, 2015, 03:17:39 pm

Of Bryggan's heirs the murderer shall be.
Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
Bronto comes.

Bryggan's heirs have been numbered.  Bryggan himself is wandering in the desert, desperately seeking vengeance on an Eques who has long scarpered.  While we have all admired his journey from vassal to Lord to Mercenary to High King to Emperor, we have also known he was a little unbalanced.  So, the last we will see of this opportunist brigand is him trudging through the desert, cursing his four sons under his breath, while holding the hand of his young daughter through the southern wastes.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 09, 2015, 03:58:44 pm
Quote from: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 03:30:38 pm
Do u have merc support? I had one thing to do. Asking james. I asked some of his friends to talk with him about it. well, they told me I can go fuck myself.

This gay does not want any battles too. Acre and LL both simply wanted to have more fiefs. Well, I hope they are happy now.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD GET A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE BEFORE ATTACKING.  FUCKING SUN TZU 101.  Your handlers handled you well.  They told you James was the enemy.  You believed them.  James was their enemy.  When I forced the Kingdom of the North together, all I heard was whine whine from Dutchy.  He liked me, but he hated James.  When he rebelled, I quit in disgust.  Fucking adults can't work together?!?  Fuck this game.  So, due to the bitchiness of the leaders, I folded.  I mean, WTF?  People in school and work have to deal with assholes, but even when I separated the south (Acre) from the North (13K and GDTD), they still attacked.  I got report from the southern kingdoms of northern armies travelling by, and I said 'no worries- we are all getting along now because of the strenuous efforts I put in, plus people are not that dick headishness."

Obviously I was wrong.  People are like that, and everytime I am in Dutchy's TS I give him shit for being a pustulant little whiner.  Seriously.  Everytime.  It surprises me I'm still allowed in there.

But my good friend Black Bird.  Nobody hates you.  You were just a pawn in Dutchy's fight.  He hated James, so he was mad at our shared success.  And, as NA was split between those who loved me and those who hated James, he just told you about James.  I believe you had no idea who I was when I contacted you.  Which was all a part of Dutchy's plan.  So, obviously, I have no idea what he told you.  But, we did say HCE would support attacks against our enemies.  Quid Pro Quo, as the kids say nowadays.

Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Taser on November 09, 2015, 06:38:17 pm
Quote from: Taser on October 26, 2015, 05:55:04 pm
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Unless you going EU, then gl mang.

Am I not enough for your armies? For your glory?

Crash against my walls and see how your armies are nothing but placeholders for my arrows and swords.

Bring forth the might of the SQPR and we'll see just how strong they are.

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bronto on November 09, 2015, 07:03:40 pm
Quote from: Bronto on October 26, 2015, 07:39:00 pm

Quote from: Bryggan on October 26, 2015, 01:59:08 pm

    Not sure on whom yet.  But we are sitting here scratching our arses with shitloads of troops and shiny gear.  As Legatus, I leave it to the consuls to choose who we fight;


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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Taser on November 09, 2015, 07:44:08 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on November 09, 2015, 07:25:55 pm
I'd get McDonalds AND pizza

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 09, 2015, 09:18:11 pm
Quote from: BlackxBird on November 09, 2015, 02:14:12 pm
wow....

Well u are totally right. I ran away. Atleast I tried. Sitting in prague at 5 AM after 7 hours of bingedrinking in the biggest disco in EU I read that NA turns against eques. So I prepared a bit for those fights. The first one was Sharwa castle. We had gear and troops for about 4K inside as I guess. soo, I was not able to be there cuz I was 500 km away from home on my graduation trip. So.. I was like yolo, let's just accept whoever applies. And well, a full roster against the 3 applicants on our side was a bit though I thought. So after I was bingedrinking 8 hours in the second oldest bar in EU I was like, okay let's try to gtfo and come back when I'm at home. We got attacked again, this time 4 applicants. WOW, the average skill of our roster was most of the time better than the Acre roster, but hell, 4 vs. a full roster would be still though. That was the moment when I decided to tell Esca to sell the EQ and destroy the troops.

60 mio silver eq. 12K troops. Sold for about 12 mio. That was about the amount we destroyed against Acre in the Durquba fights, but we did not get any gear from the attacks, we fucking got it on our own. Was actually not that much, Ahmerrad gave 10 mio silver a week, so we actually got some money back. At all I destroied more than 140 mio silver for eq and about 25K troops. Simply because there was noone applying for us. The 5th-10th battle were about 8-10 mercs, but still against full rosters.

I'm doing this schoolyear now the second time cuz I did not give any fucks last year. Soo.... I fucking tried my best to start good this year, didn't really have time to do strat diplomacy n'shit. Then the trip came and I 100%ly knew that LL will attack me. So I fucking begged Jimmy and Dutchy to not attack until Im back from my trip. But no, those scumbags did not want to have battles. They wanted my fiefs, my money and my troops.

I fucking asked a HCE guy to not attack me, because Im not here. That honourfull guy was IK bauer. He actually told me he is not going to attack. He said it would be totally unfair.
A person, that has every reason to fucking hate me accepted it. But a person that called me 3 weeks before a god was like yolo go fuck urself we gonna rekt ya ass.

And well, after people noticed that I cant fight back, they all came. Fucking check out the dessert now... With fair rosters we could have bet all of them. The turks were in the EU dessert waiting for my order. 25K troops splitted on 10 people who were all awaiting my order. Well, cuz there was nothing to fight for anymore I told them to go back.

still I achived something, even though that kinda 90% of NA players hate me now. I fucking gave u guys battles. Together with kalmar we had more than 100. Strat was going good before it bugged in NA. We lost the whole dessert in like one week... Even in EU we weren't able to get the 50 vs 50 battles in the end. But damn, I gave u those battles. Me and all of my niggaz working like lil bitches for this bullshit, still we finally get nothing but hate and disrespect.

Burn in hell. All of you.

To be fair, it wasn't Dutchy or Jimmy who attacked you it was me and my #squad and I didn't know about the vacation shit at all until afterwards. If you had messaged me I probs would've waited but the reason we attacked en masse was because we saw you pulling everything out and wanted real battles.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bronto on November 10, 2015, 12:03:41 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 09, 2015, 09:18:11 pm
To be fair, it wasn't Dutchy or Jimmy who attacked you it was me and my #squad and I didn't know about the vacation shit at all until afterwards. If you had messaged me I probs would've waited but the reason we attacked en masse was because we saw you pulling everything out and wanted real battles.

I have an incredibly hard time believing I was on the only forum troll that read that Blackbird would be out on vacation dancing his ass off in some sweaty European club banging chicks (or dudes not sure which way he swings) in bathroom stalls. You admitted to getting notifications about posting in threads but somehow, EVERYONE, except for me for whatever reason, magically didn't know he was going to be away..........rest of this post is unrelated.....

HESKEYTIME Your poem was beautiful and you're right. My 600 heavily armed troops and I are getting really mad!!!! Like crazy fucking pissed!!!!!!

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 10, 2015, 12:07:39 pm
Quote from: Bronto on November 10, 2015, 12:03:41 pm
I have an incredibly hard time believing I was on the only forum troll that read that Blackbird would be out on vacation dancing his ass off in some sweaty European club banging chicks (or dudes not sure which way he swings) in bathroom stalls. You admitted to getting notifications about posting in threads but somehow, EVERYONE, except for me for whatever reason, magically didn't know he was going to be away..........rest of this post is unrelated.....

HESKEYTIME Your poem was beautiful and you're right. My 600 heavily armed troops and I are getting really mad!!!! Like crazy fucking pissed!!!!!!

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Where did he post that? And I was getting notifications from that one thread, that I didn't want to get them from anymore. I dont like get texted everytime someone posts anywhere on the forum.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bronto on November 10, 2015, 12:26:34 pm
He posted it on the forums....Probably that big ass thread and I'm not reading back through that shit just to find it. Maybe Black bird will see this post and let us know himself. I thought it was a separate thread, but after clicking my mouse a few times I gave up because I just don't fucking care.

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bronto on November 10, 2015, 12:28:22 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on November 10, 2015, 12:06:22 pm
It wasn't a poem, it was from Shakespeare's Richard III

Don't get mad, get even!

Ah Shakespeare, where for art thou Shakespeare. In America they barely teach us what books are, let alone who wrote them. My wife, she's the English Major, me, I'm just good at maths and being awkward in social situations.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 10, 2015, 09:30:05 pm
Quote from: Taser on November 09, 2015, 06:38:17 pm
Am I not enough for your armies? For your glory?

Crash against my walls and see how your armies are nothing but placeholders for my arrows and swords.

Bring forth the might of the SQPR and we'll see just how strong they are.

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Hmm.  Well, I gotta fight somebody, and yes, you would a worthy foe, but your castle is so far away from our lands.  You know I like my maps to look all neat and bunched together.  Maybe you could trade Jelbegi castle for something nearer?  Oh, and I was thinking rather than risk having our armies stuck in an eternal 'preparing for battle', we could just flip a coin or something to see who wins.

But of course it is the consuls who decide who we go to war with, I am just a mere servant of the state.

*Oh Heskey, I confess I did laugh at your old post about the 'discount tents'.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Jona on November 10, 2015, 11:51:41 pm
I volunteer to be the dungeon master strat master for your future conflicts to keep strat rolling even while the site isn't. I've got a nice assortment of coins should we go with an even 50/50 chance of victory for either side... your fate can be decided with a penny, nickel, dime, quarter, half dollar, golden dollar, regular dollar coin, chocolate gelt, or some shekels from assorted countries (even some loonies and toonies hailing from Bryggan's own country)... and for each quarter flipped you can choose the exact US of A state represented on the back should you wish to have a strat conflict resolved in a battle of the Dakotas. If you prefer we go the RISK route and use dice, well I've got a nice selection of, uhh... white, red... and maybe off-white dice (that used to be white 50 years ago) to select. I DO have black dice, however those just might happen to be loaded, so uhh, being the non-partisan strat master that I'd be, I would reserve those for HoC's use for you know... reasons.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Jona on November 11, 2015, 12:56:03 am
The great thing about being the strat master is I don't need to come up with any contrived plot... it's all up to the players. Y'all move around on the map, rp as you want, and then when you would have a conflict make a post about it and boom, coin flipped (or dice rolled). Easy.  :wink:
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bronto on November 11, 2015, 02:51:56 am
I'm going to rep. Pennsylvania because it's where I live. According to HESKEYTIME our savior im attacking Bryggan and USE THE BLACK DICE!!!!!! Remember though, I have 600 HEAVILY ARMED TROOPS AND THEY'RE FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 11, 2015, 02:58:21 am
Quote from: Bronto on November 11, 2015, 02:51:56 am
I'm going to rep. Pennsylvania because it's where I live. According to HESKEYTIME our savior im attacking Bryggan and USE THE BLACK DICE!!!!!! Remember though, I have 600 HEAVILY ARMED TROOPS AND THEY'RE FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm mercing for Bryggan, as a 37th level crossbowman i believe that gives him either an extra dice or one free reroll.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bronto on November 11, 2015, 03:23:36 am
Maybe you didn't see my 600 HEAVILY ARMED TROOPS, they negate your level and perceived xbow prowess. They are heavily armed, and they are PISSED!!!!!!
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Jona on November 11, 2015, 03:26:57 am
Quote from: Bronto on November 11, 2015, 03:23:36 am
and they are PISSED!!!!!!

Being PISSED adds +1 to your dice roll. Having to deal with an enemy xbow increases your mens' PISSED level by 5, adding another +1 for a total of +2 to your dice roll.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: RD_Professor on November 11, 2015, 04:16:49 am
Clearly crpg is not meant to be played on the computer. This forum posting system is far more in-depth and intuitive than the so-called "controls" and "graphical interface" of current crpg. I demand that the devs cease all work on whatever it is they're up to and release cRPG: Pen&Paper Edition.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Taser on November 13, 2015, 01:18:47 am
Quote from: Bryggan on November 10, 2015, 09:30:05 pm
Hmm.  Well, I gotta fight somebody, and yes, you would a worthy foe, but your castle is so far away from our lands.  You know I like my maps to look all neat and bunched together.  Maybe you could trade Jelbegi castle for something nearer?  Oh, and I was thinking rather than risk having our armies stuck in an eternal 'preparing for battle', we could just flip a coin or something to see who wins.

But of course it is the consuls who decide who we go to war with, I am just a mere servant of the state.

*Oh Heskey, I confess I did laugh at your old post about the 'discount tents'.

I've tried to trade it actually with HoC but Jona (*ahem*) just doesn't want the best castle ever held by a Taser. Doubt anyone else would want it surrounded by HoC. HoC is cuddly and all that but most people, not tasers of course, might be concerned to be surrounded on all sides by green hounds.

I don't mind waiting until strat is fixed (lol) or rping with dice rolls to see who wins. Not sure how to set that up tho because my army isn't pissed. Not sure what bonuses to dice rolls I get with an all taser army.

Quote from: Bronto on November 11, 2015, 03:23:36 am
Maybe you didn't see my 600 HEAVILY ARMED TROOPS, they negate your level and perceived xbow prowess. They are heavily armed, and they are PISSED!!!!!!

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 13, 2015, 01:23:27 am
Quote from: Jona on November 11, 2015, 03:26:57 am
Being PISSED adds +1 to your dice roll. Having to deal with an enemy xbow increases your mens' PISSED level by 5, adding another +1 for a total of +2 to your dice roll.
If me and Bryggan group up with Dr. Device and write another long winded three part RP post what kind of bonuses would we be looking at?
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Jona on November 13, 2015, 01:27:51 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 13, 2015, 01:23:27 am
If me and Bryggan group up with Dr. Device and write another long winded three part RP post what kind of bonuses would we be looking at?

You can expect a 2 point morale boost, which will then make your men to follow your orders 3.2% more frequently, giving you an total boost of [Commanding skill]^(0.032*[Troop Reliability]).
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Taser on November 13, 2015, 01:29:41 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 13, 2015, 01:23:27 am
If me and Bryggan group up with Dr. Device and write another long winded three part RP post what kind of bonuses would we be looking at?

Aw fuck. RP bonuses?

As GrandTaser of Tasa Clan, I will assassinate you and your people before the unholiness of your RP bonuses can affect the yet to occur slapfights we call a war.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: RD_Professor on November 13, 2015, 01:33:52 am
Quote from: Taser on November 13, 2015, 01:29:41 am
Aw fuck. RP bonuses?

As GrandTaser of Tasa Clan, I will assassinate you and your people before the unholiness of your RP bonuses can affect the yet to occur slapfights we call a war.

What a shocking turn.

heh.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Taser on November 13, 2015, 01:54:59 am
Quote from: Dr_Professor on November 13, 2015, 01:33:52 am
What a shocking turn.

heh.

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bronto on November 13, 2015, 02:43:20 am
Quote from: Taser on November 13, 2015, 01:29:41 am
Aw fuck. RP bonuses?

As GrandTaser of Tasa Clan, I will assassinate you and your people before the unholiness of your RP bonuses can affect the yet to occur slapfights we call a war.

That was the spark I needed to motivate my troops. Tasers and Dinosaurs shall once again rule the earth, just like prehistoric times!

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 13, 2015, 07:08:13 pm
Quote from: Taser on November 13, 2015, 01:18:47 am
I've tried to trade it actually with HoC but Jona (*ahem*) just doesn't want the best castle ever held by a Taser. Doubt anyone else would want it surrounded by HoC. HoC is cuddly and all that but most people, not tasers of course, might be concerned to be surrounded on all sides by green hounds.

I don't mind waiting until strat is fixed (lol) or rping with dice rolls to see who wins. Not sure how to set that up tho because my army isn't pissed. Not sure what bonuses to dice rolls I get with an all taser army.

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I definitely don't want a castle surrounded by the Hounds.  A fine faction and all, but their barking keeps me up at night, plus every time I try travel through their lands they are always running up to me and jamming their noses in my crotch.

But as far as battles go, we can not forget the influence of the forum wars.  Shit posts and gifs should have a strong influence on the outcome of the battle.

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Jona on November 13, 2015, 08:18:18 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on November 13, 2015, 07:08:13 pm
I definitely don't want a castle surrounded by the Hounds.  A fine faction and all, but their barking keeps me up at night, plus every time I try travel through their lands they are always running up to me and jamming their noses in my crotch.

But as far as battles go, we can not forget the influence of the forum wars.  Shit posts and gifs should have a strong influence on the outcome of the battle.

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What ever happened to "Fuck italics?"  :P
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 13, 2015, 08:36:11 pm
I didn't want my personal beliefs to interfere with the chance of a plus 1 on the roll.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Jona on November 13, 2015, 11:02:10 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on November 13, 2015, 08:36:11 pm
I didn't want my personal beliefs to interfere with the chance of a plus 1 on the roll.

Good call.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 24, 2015, 10:41:15 am
11 days since the last post in diplomacy... Even I will concede... strat is indeed dead.  RIP, your rotten, frustrating game.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 24, 2015, 11:28:29 am
Ok, out of sheer boredom I feel the need to attack.  If my army gets trapped, so be it, if not... huh, wow.  Maybe my side will have 5 to the enemy's 3.  But I cannot sit with shiny troops annoying the hell out of me.  So I choose Tilbault.  I helped defend it, and I merced for the attackers a few times.  Thing is, that castle is a bitch.  So while I love Astralis, and think all their members are awesome, I believe Tilbault is a prize worth pissing them off for.  And, even if no one shows up for the defense (should the attack actually happen), and I actually take it, I will still act cocky and proud as if I actually fought a 50 vs 50 battle.

So, please sign for me in the off chance this battle will happen.  Astralis members, please use a pseudonym when you fight for my side to avoid awkwardness later.  I'll give them a day or two to consider surrender (which would be awesome, as I could then waste my troops elsewhere), and then I will attack.  Cuz I'm bored.  And, if I'm gonna be stuck in this Strat limbo, I'd rather it be fighting than trading.

So yeah.  Astralis it is.  I know you guys love a good fight, and I'll try bring one to you.

Cheers.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: StonedSteel on November 24, 2015, 06:23:41 pm
"strat is indeed dead"  bryggan ( then goes on to attack something)
"I'd rather it be fighting than trading." bryggan ( thats a good one)
"Astralis it is.  I know you guys love a good fight" bryggan ( even better than the last joke )

^

lol
lol
and LOL

you're a funny lad brygg.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Lt_Anders on November 24, 2015, 10:59:03 pm
OH shit!

I...actually have to do something? Damn. 8-)
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 26, 2015, 12:41:31 pm
sux to be you.

Imagien if this fight actually worked.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 26, 2015, 12:49:03 pm
Quote from: StonedSteel on November 24, 2015, 06:23:41 pm
"strat is indeed dead"  bryggan ( then goes on to attack something)
"I'd rather it be fighting than trading." bryggan ( thats a good one)
"Astralis it is.  I know you guys love a good fight" bryggan ( even better than the last joke )


"Imagine"

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no factions
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 26, 2015, 12:55:30 pm
ok, battacted.  Sure to lose all troops.  Potnentiall seeking new game, but  a little bitter about the futility of going on...
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on November 26, 2015, 12:57:45 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on November 26, 2015, 12:55:30 pm
ok, battacted.  Sure to lose all troops.  Potnentiall seeking new game, but  a little bitter about the futility of going on...
[/quoteda fauz. was meant for antiother game.  Meh, we all know....
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 26, 2015, 08:46:08 pm
Bryggan how drunk are you rn
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: poonerplox2 on November 27, 2015, 08:41:00 pm
He quadruple posted, this may be a new level that only lived on in dreams. Is there still a man named bryggan any more?
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: BlackxBird on November 28, 2015, 08:38:42 am
Nah, thats just the old na strat again. Nobody does shit and some forum overlords think they gotta show their balls so everyone can see how unbeatable they are. This time the other forum fgts did not reply, but keep it going bryg!
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: StonedSteel on November 28, 2015, 06:40:00 pm
Quote from: BlackxBird on November 28, 2015, 08:38:42 am
Nah, thats just the old na strat again. Nobody does shit and some forum overlords think they gotta show their balls so everyone can see how unbeatable they are. This time the other forum fgts did not reply, but keep it going bryg!

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Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: bruttus on November 28, 2015, 07:33:58 pm
Quote from: BlackxBird on November 28, 2015, 08:38:42 am
Nah, thats just the old na strat again. Nobody does shit and some forum overlords think they gotta show their balls so everyone can see how unbeatable they are. This time the other forum fgts did not reply, but keep it going bryg!

And yet there are still fgts that are attacking Acre, whille knowing that strat isn't fixed.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: BlackxBird on November 28, 2015, 07:35:36 pm
isn't fixed? U mean that strat is over don't u?
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: bruttus on November 28, 2015, 07:43:53 pm
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5001

Well its death becouse it isn't fixed. Even I don't play CRPG allot annymore becouse of this, just playing merchant in strat.
But its odd, from HOC I expect that, they don't know how to win, except playing dirty or accuse an entire faction/clan for cheating openly on the forums.
But from a randomer, I never heard off, attacking the city, with allot of chance that It stay's long on the battlelist, and a posibility that we can lose the city to that person, becouse of this crap in strat.
It should or strat has to be wipped, or strat has to be playable, but attacking fiefs in strat, and you can lose that fief, without that there was anny battle, it sounds to me as a bit cheating.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: StonedSteel on November 28, 2015, 07:52:35 pm
you are, thee dumbest fucking kid that still plays forum wars, you lose arguments on the forum the way your shit clan losses on the battlefield.

so to remind you. Acre was gearbugged 1 time...and flew to the forum instantly accusing Blackbird of cheating, to which i said "i dont see james lying about this, but i really dont see blackbird doing this, cuz he's already winning, and doesnt need to"

acre guys attacked MULTIPLE ( please look it up, it means more than once ) times, everytime was a gearbugged, everyone, even neutral unbiased people thought you were cheating. ( plus to have your clan mate talk about doing it, then it happens, then he deletes the only post that could clear him...you guys did everything you could to look guilty ffs )

so again, hoc didnt accuse you, EVERYONE DID. plus, hoc wasnt the ones that bitched and moaned and begged for no raids....THEN STARTED RAIDING PEOPLE??!?

seriously, are that fucking dumb, to do the scummiest shit imaginable, then call other people "dirty"

wow, just wow

you're not even really a NA guy and you have me saying fuck NA.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: njames89 on November 28, 2015, 08:52:07 pm
 :lol: Laughable comments from a european vulture and kesh`s #1 ballsquire
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: StonedSteel on November 28, 2015, 09:35:11 pm
the EU's and Kesh are both above and beyond anything you have ever done or could ever hope to do, and im proud to have aided in their accomplishments, and happy i played with actual gamers, rather than fucking with people via trolling.
the EU's and Kesh actually played the game. which is what i came to do...if i came to fuck with people by trying to ruin their fun ie trolling, id be in acre and me and james would be the best of friends.

but i chose a different path.

mostly because i can actually kill \ lead people, so it made perfect sense to play with other people that could play well, rather than run with trolls, who cant play.

so ya, i am a eu vulture and kesh \ fcc loyalist...thats a bad thing how? we came to play the game, and we do well at it...you came to do well, couldnt, and stuck to trolling with your shit clan of trolls. so we get that you hate us, and why you hate us. and are totally fine with it james.








Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: bruttus on November 29, 2015, 01:00:02 am
Quote from: StonedSteel on November 28, 2015, 07:52:35 pm
you are, thee dumbest fucking kid that still plays forum wars, you lose arguments on the forum the way your shit clan losses on the battlefield.

so to remind you. Acre was gearbugged 1 time...and flew to the forum instantly accusing Blackbird of cheating, to which i said "i dont see james lying about this, but i really dont see blackbird doing this, cuz he's already winning, and doesnt need to"

acre guys attacked MULTIPLE ( please look it up, it means more than once ) times, everytime was a gearbugged, everyone, even neutral unbiased people thought you were cheating. ( plus to have your clan mate talk about doing it, then it happens, then he deletes the only post that could clear him...you guys did everything you could to look guilty ffs )

so again, hoc didnt accuse you, EVERYONE DID. plus, hoc wasnt the ones that bitched and moaned and begged for no raids....THEN STARTED RAIDING PEOPLE??!?

seriously, are that fucking dumb, to do the scummiest shit imaginable, then call other people "dirty"

wow, just wow

you're not even really a NA guy and you have me saying fuck NA.

And everybody apolegized for it except HoC, and a stuppid morron like you who thinks that he's the man
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: BlackxBird on November 29, 2015, 02:44:30 am
they had nothing to apologize. As I said there were battles which were obviously gear bugged. And don't fucking talk bs now, I've seen it on my own cuz Ive been at one.
Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on November 30, 2015, 08:37:35 am
Damn y'all are taking a joke post way too seriously.


Here's my contribution to this:

Title: Re: A declaration of war
Post by: Bryggan on December 02, 2015, 01:04:20 am
Oh, i was drunk when i wrote that. Just noticed i was at Tilbault Castle, and now I know why.  Still, I managed to get some people shit posting again (sorry Tristan, but you failed (and I love you for it)). Oh well, guess I'll attack.