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Title: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 18, 2015, 03:42:44 pm
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My legs after being outside for an hour or so. Does anyone else get these massive leprosy reactions?
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: DaveUKR on July 18, 2015, 04:18:14 pm
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Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Clockworkkiller on July 18, 2015, 05:06:33 pm
Nice
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: LordBerenger on July 18, 2015, 05:13:00 pm
That's nature trying to combat white supremacists by making all white people red. Embrace your future life as a native american. You'll also get the opportunity to pick your own tribe.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Molly on July 18, 2015, 05:14:10 pm
That sure ain't normal for just a mosquito bite...
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: the real god emperor on July 18, 2015, 05:53:29 pm
Viking mosquitoes , sucking all the blood they can
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 18, 2015, 06:13:03 pm
Quote from: Kratos on July 18, 2015, 05:53:29 pm
Viking mosquitoes , sucking all the blood they can

I feed them intentionally to breed a superspecies of mega mosquitoes. Everyone will share my pain.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Molly on July 18, 2015, 06:14:21 pm
You might wanna check in with a doctor for allergy testing...
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Utrakil on July 18, 2015, 06:20:32 pm
no need to check the doctor. he already knows by looking at his leg that he is allergic.
high doses of calzium reduce the reaction.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: F i n on July 18, 2015, 06:40:08 pm
Jesus christ.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Molly on July 18, 2015, 06:41:03 pm
No shit, Sherlock :lol:
He should clarify the degree of the allergies and if it includes bees and/or wasps tho.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Angantyr on July 18, 2015, 06:56:03 pm
Swedish mosquitoes are quite nasty, though.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xesta on July 18, 2015, 07:16:47 pm
You're about to die bro.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Teeth on July 18, 2015, 07:40:16 pm
That is some very long armpit hair
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Latvian on July 18, 2015, 07:50:34 pm
if mosquito bites you, bite him back. Teach those bastards a lesson
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: the real god emperor on July 18, 2015, 07:53:31 pm
Quote from: Teeth on July 18, 2015, 07:40:16 pm
That is some very long armpit hair

just noticed :D
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Lars on July 18, 2015, 08:25:17 pm
If i were you, i may consider using a mosquitoes repellent

Quote from: Latvian on July 18, 2015, 07:50:34 pm
if mosquito bites you, bite him back. Teach those bastards a lesson

Afaik only female mosquitoes suck blood.





Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Richyy on July 18, 2015, 08:55:39 pm
Quote from: Lars on July 18, 2015, 08:25:17 pm

Afaik only female mosquitoes suck blood.

they stick thier sting at you, stick your sting at them
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Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: the real god emperor on July 18, 2015, 09:42:38 pm
Quote from: Richyy on July 18, 2015, 08:55:39 pm
they stick thier sting at you, stick your sting at them
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Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 18, 2015, 09:48:51 pm
Afaik im not allergic to anything, but i guess this proves otherwise. I havent been stung by anything bigger than mosquitoes in a long time so i im not sure if im allergic to those to, they are supposedly a bit worse to be allergic to though. Ive had bites like this almost every summer, they dont itch much but they are godtier orgasmic to scratch on anyways, so i dont mind.

Quote from: Teeth on July 18, 2015, 07:40:16 pm
That is some very long armpit hair

Haha right.. its actually my pubes. I like to wrap them around my body.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xant on July 19, 2015, 12:40:30 am
Wow, Gravoth is a long-haired feminine hippy.

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Edit: almost forgot that he's a weak physical specimen that can't even handle mosquito bites
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: LordBerenger on July 19, 2015, 01:56:32 am
Xant without muscles:

Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 19, 2015, 11:56:54 am
Quote from: Xant on July 19, 2015, 12:40:30 am
Wow, Gravoth is a long-haired feminine hippy.

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Edit: almost forgot that he's a weak physical specimen that can't even handle mosquito bites

Those are my finnish genes, if i was pure swedish breed i would be manlier.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Leshma on July 19, 2015, 02:47:28 pm
Spent a night with mosquito by my side. Multiple stings, not a single mark (it itches but idgaf). Keep importing Balkanese genes, Swedes. You'll need it when times get rough :wink:
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: LordBerenger on July 19, 2015, 03:35:28 pm
Quote from: Leshma on July 19, 2015, 02:47:28 pm
Spent a night with mosquito by my side. Multiple stings, not a single mark (it itches but idgaf). Keep importing Balkanese genes, Swedes. You'll need it when times get rough :wink:

Did you sex it?
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: jtobiasm on July 19, 2015, 04:12:35 pm
wtf, go get your haircut
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Leshma on July 19, 2015, 04:25:32 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on July 19, 2015, 03:35:28 pm
Did you sex it?

It was technically rape because I was sleeping when mosquito was drilling new holes on my body.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 19, 2015, 06:31:30 pm
Quote from: jtobiasm on July 19, 2015, 04:12:35 pm
wtf, go get your haircut

ok i will because you told me to, and you seem like a stable trustworthy person
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xesta on July 19, 2015, 06:42:37 pm
What the fuck is wrong with you fucks. I also have long hairs even longer than gravoth, does this make me more digusting now or what?
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Leshma on July 19, 2015, 07:26:17 pm
Quote from: Xesta on July 19, 2015, 06:42:37 pm
does this make me more digusting now or what?

There's a limit to everything. Even if you had three heads, each spewing putrid stuff in same manner we're accustomed from you, that wouldn't change a thing. You've reached highest possible mark, long hair or not.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xesta on July 19, 2015, 07:35:37 pm
Quote from: Leshma on July 19, 2015, 07:26:17 pm
There's a limit to everything. Even if you had three heads, each spewing putrid stuff in same manner we're accustomed from you, that wouldn't change a thing. You've reached highest possible mark, long hair or not.

Somehow this reply calms myself, thank you leshma.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 19, 2015, 09:04:19 pm
My dad gets nasty swelling like that from mosquitoes, black flies, and horse flies. Too many and he gets chills and sweats like crazy. Benadryl cream helps with the swelling.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 19, 2015, 10:01:04 pm
Theyve dissapeared, basically they grow massive the day after the bite, and then my body consumes them the day after that. Good to know anyways, allthough im too lazy to bother with anything tbh, since so far i havent really gotten any other reactions but the massive swelling.

Quote from: Xesta on July 19, 2015, 06:42:37 pm
What the fuck is wrong with you fucks. I also have long hairs even longer than gravoth, does this make me more digusting now or what?

I dont believe you, my hair must be the longest.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xesta on July 19, 2015, 11:46:53 pm
Quote from: Gravoth_iii on July 19, 2015, 10:01:04 pm
I dont believe you, my hair must be the longest.

I can't really tell for sure but I cut my hair a bit shorter a few month ago, but it has been massively long before.

Maybe we should do the who has the longest hair contest of c-rpg.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xant on July 20, 2015, 12:22:26 am
Long hair is for girls and trannies, how is this still unclear? There is no reason to have it. I have spoken.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Kalam on July 20, 2015, 02:54:19 am
Lobby your local government to allow this for all mosquitoes, not just the disease carrying kind.

FUCK THE CONSEQUENCES! (http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/01/28/382168407/florida-health-officials-hope-to-test-gmo-mosquitoes-this-spring)
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Christo on July 20, 2015, 07:33:51 am
hoooly shit

it should only cause a very small red bump, but... not THIS.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xant on July 20, 2015, 10:08:41 am
Thank you Christo, our resident mosquito bite expert. We were all wondering whether regular bites are supposed to look like that. Until you came along, that is.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Christo on July 20, 2015, 11:32:01 am
Xant is extra salty today, I see
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 20, 2015, 11:33:55 am
Quote from: Christo on July 20, 2015, 11:32:01 am
Xant is extra salty today, I see

To be fair he has been slacking recently, its been building up.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Kafein on July 20, 2015, 11:59:52 am
Quote from: Kalam on July 20, 2015, 02:54:19 am
Lobby your local government to allow this for all mosquitoes, not just the disease carrying kind.

FUCK THE CONSEQUENCES! (http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/01/28/382168407/florida-health-officials-hope-to-test-gmo-mosquitoes-this-spring)

Seems like a cool idea against disease-carrying mosquitoes to be honest. As far as I know there already have been attempts like that against rabbits in Australia. The problem is always that it's exponentially hard to kill the last 10% and preserve the purity of the mosquito race.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Molly on July 20, 2015, 12:04:25 pm
Quote from: Gravoth_iii on July 20, 2015, 11:33:55 am
To be fair he has been slacking recently, its been building up.
True - I feel he is slightly losing his interest in this community. He certainly had better days than recently. He's not as sharp.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Kafein on July 20, 2015, 12:06:26 pm
Quote from: Molly on July 20, 2015, 12:04:25 pm
He's not as sharp.

Ha, my cunning plan worked.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xant on July 20, 2015, 01:11:30 pm
Quote from: Christo on July 20, 2015, 11:32:01 am
Xant is extra salty today, I see
It wasn't salt, you bitch, it was a light-hearted jab at a person I love very much.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 20, 2015, 01:32:10 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on July 20, 2015, 12:02:38 pm
I have found that basic cheap rubbish moisturiser smells and tastes bad for mosquitoes and midges, so they're more reluctant to go for you.

What this means is that they're reluctant, not that they wont try if you're the *only* food in sight.

But here's where the absolute defensive strategy comes into play. When it's bug season, you want to hang around with people that are more delicious than you. So you don't need to taste bad by putting that shit on you, you just need to smell less good that the other people nearby to those mozzies. It works! Doctors hate me.

Cheers, will try at some point. Allthough im not one that hates mosquitoes much, compared to most in my region. I like to endure them as a challenge, makes them much more bearable. And since most areas here are completely filled to the brim, nothing really works  well enough from what Ive tried.   
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Christo on July 20, 2015, 01:35:50 pm
Quote from: Xant on July 20, 2015, 01:11:30 pm
It wasn't salt, you bitch, it was a light-hearted jab at a person I love very much.

 :shock:
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Molly on July 20, 2015, 02:03:06 pm
If I was Christo, I'd be fucking concerned right now.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 21, 2015, 02:52:25 am
Quote from: Gravoth_iii on July 20, 2015, 01:32:10 pm
Cheers, will try at some point. Allthough im not one that hates mosquitoes much, compared to most in my region. I like to endure them as a challenge, makes them much more bearable. And since most areas here are completely filled to the brim, nothing really works  well enough from what Ive tried.

Yeah if you're in the right climate and it's the right season, nothing will stop the endless cloud of 'squitoes. I love hiking so I end up in that right climate and season pretty often. A lot of the time when I get bitten it doesn't even itch, but ones on my ankles always itch like a bitch.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xant on July 21, 2015, 08:35:33 am
Quote from: Christo on July 20, 2015, 01:35:50 pm
:shock:
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Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 21, 2015, 08:51:23 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on July 21, 2015, 02:52:25 am
Yeah if you're in the right climate and it's the right season, nothing will stop the endless cloud of 'squitoes. I love hiking so I end up in that right climate and season pretty often. A lot of the time when I get bitten it doesn't even itch, but ones on my ankles always itch like a bitch.

Its been raining all summer, we were next to a lake in tall grass shooting with a bow. Northern Sweden is already packed with those pesky bastards and we chose the location that had the most of them haha.

And last summer when we were hiking in the mountains i got a bite in my lip from something unknown. Then it got completely swollen and everytime we would pass other people i had to suck it into my mouth to hide it.  :oops:
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Xant on July 21, 2015, 09:28:52 am
What sort of a bow? You have one chance to redeem your manhood.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 21, 2015, 11:19:53 am
Quote from: Xant on July 21, 2015, 09:28:52 am
What sort of a bow? You have one chance to redeem your manhood.

30 pound composite bow, not a modern fancy one just a plain old one probably of weaboo origin. It wasnt mine anyways, i wanted more power but after some absinth 92% and some whisky id say its probably better (safer) with 30 pound. My noodle arms would ve probably sent it towards something living.
Title: Re: I like mosquitoes
Post by: Leshma on July 21, 2015, 03:59:37 pm
Quote from: Molly on July 20, 2015, 12:04:25 pm
True - I feel he is slightly losing his interest in this community.

Can you blame him?