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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2015, 07:35:37 pm »
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There's a limit to everything. Even if you had three heads, each spewing putrid stuff in same manner we're accustomed from you, that wouldn't change a thing. You've reached highest possible mark, long hair or not.

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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2015, 09:04:19 pm »
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My dad gets nasty swelling like that from mosquitoes, black flies, and horse flies. Too many and he gets chills and sweats like crazy. Benadryl cream helps with the swelling.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2015, 10:01:04 pm »
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Theyve dissapeared, basically they grow massive the day after the bite, and then my body consumes them the day after that. Good to know anyways, allthough im too lazy to bother with anything tbh, since so far i havent really gotten any other reactions but the massive swelling.

What the fuck is wrong with you fucks. I also have long hairs even longer than gravoth, does this make me more digusting now or what?

I dont believe you, my hair must be the longest.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2015, 11:46:53 pm »
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I dont believe you, my hair must be the longest.

I can't really tell for sure but I cut my hair a bit shorter a few month ago, but it has been massively long before.

Maybe we should do the who has the longest hair contest of c-rpg.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2015, 12:22:26 am »
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Long hair is for girls and trannies, how is this still unclear? There is no reason to have it. I have spoken.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2015, 02:54:19 am »
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Lobby your local government to allow this for all mosquitoes, not just the disease carrying kind.

FUCK THE CONSEQUENCES!

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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2015, 07:33:51 am »
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hoooly shit

it should only cause a very small red bump, but... not THIS.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2015, 10:08:41 am »
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Thank you Christo, our resident mosquito bite expert. We were all wondering whether regular bites are supposed to look like that. Until you came along, that is.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2015, 11:32:01 am »
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Xant is extra salty today, I see
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2015, 11:33:55 am »
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Xant is extra salty today, I see

To be fair he has been slacking recently, its been building up.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2015, 11:59:52 am »
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Lobby your local government to allow this for all mosquitoes, not just the disease carrying kind.

FUCK THE CONSEQUENCES!

Seems like a cool idea against disease-carrying mosquitoes to be honest. As far as I know there already have been attempts like that against rabbits in Australia. The problem is always that it's exponentially hard to kill the last 10% and preserve the purity of the mosquito race.

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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2015, 12:04:25 pm »
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To be fair he has been slacking recently, its been building up.
True - I feel he is slightly losing his interest in this community. He certainly had better days than recently. He's not as sharp.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2015, 12:06:26 pm »
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He's not as sharp.

Ha, my cunning plan worked.

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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2015, 01:11:30 pm »
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Xant is extra salty today, I see
It wasn't salt, you bitch, it was a light-hearted jab at a person I love very much.
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Re: I like mosquitoes
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2015, 01:32:10 pm »
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I have found that basic cheap rubbish moisturiser smells and tastes bad for mosquitoes and midges, so they're more reluctant to go for you.

What this means is that they're reluctant, not that they wont try if you're the *only* food in sight.

But here's where the absolute defensive strategy comes into play. When it's bug season, you want to hang around with people that are more delicious than you. So you don't need to taste bad by putting that shit on you, you just need to smell less good that the other people nearby to those mozzies. It works! Doctors hate me.

Cheers, will try at some point. Allthough im not one that hates mosquitoes much, compared to most in my region. I like to endure them as a challenge, makes them much more bearable. And since most areas here are completely filled to the brim, nothing really works  well enough from what Ive tried.   
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