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Title: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Oberyn on May 11, 2015, 12:16:11 pm
At this point the show is deviating so much from the books it might as well be another story. Can't entirely blame the show runners, if anything it's indicative of the declining quality of the plot past the 3rd book. The show cleaved rather closely to the book plot up until this part because it was a tighter, more closely connected story that worked almost flawlessly, not the meandering, separated parallel plots that followed. Martin has been struggling to tie up all these free floating loose ends for the past two books, what he calls the "Mereenese Knot". It looks like the tv show will get there before he does, and it will be only loosely if at all connected to where the books will end up.
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Post by: Rando on May 11, 2015, 01:40:41 pm
Absolutely right. Although I have not read the books, all I needed to know was that the Hound and Big Bitch never even met in the books - and that was enough for me.

Game of Thrones is nothing but a TV show "inspired" by those books at this point.
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Post by: Xant on May 11, 2015, 02:29:58 pm
Show plot is better at this point. Books got largely boring after Oberyn died.
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Post by: Vibe on May 11, 2015, 02:33:10 pm
Show plot is better at this point. Books got largely boring after Oberyn died.

That's good. I would be interested in what the differences are, but I don't want to spoil anything for myself. As long as the show plot is better or just as good.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 11, 2015, 03:10:29 pm
Only things books got better is 4 certain characters that are left out of the show (for now atleast so it's most likely they won't be brought in). And 1 of them would've been one big epic character.


Sucks but i guess that's what happens when they can just make 7 episodes per season and gotta do the series so quick.
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Post by: pogosan on May 11, 2015, 04:16:31 pm
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Post by: Kalam on May 11, 2015, 04:41:46 pm
I'd say my only annoyance with the shows' deviations is the lack of Strong Belwas, and the casting choice for Daario.

He's so generic. When they gave him Strong Belwas's background, it kind of emphasized how ill-suited that actor is for the role.

Otherwise, I think it's a good example of an adaptation that outclasses it's (I realize that this is a categorical mistake, but still) source material, in execution if not ambition.


Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: LordBerenger on May 11, 2015, 05:55:32 pm
Books have a lot of "part time" characters and I can imagine how much would they pay to so many actors. Cutting off Martell's boy and Arya's teachers is logical because they don't have any influence on world but marrying Sansa with Bolton? wtf? I can't connect book's plot with show anymore so it's getting a bit more interesting than knowing everyone's destiny. I only hope they won't spoil most of the upcoming books.

There's no useless Jeyne Westerling so it makes sense they'd make that decision to marry them instead.
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Post by: Casimir on May 11, 2015, 06:49:01 pm
I hope little fingers becomes king.
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Post by: Kafein on May 11, 2015, 07:20:56 pm
Heh, you people didn't even guess the real secret about Jon Snow.
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Post by: pogosan on May 11, 2015, 07:34:09 pm
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Post by: Casimir on May 11, 2015, 07:35:47 pm
Stannis isn't the king Westeros deserves but he's the one they need. I consider him the only mature pretender but pretty sure he'll die because everyone I like dies. Always.

I don't think there's any way that the T.V. series can end without having danny become queen. Too popular with the fans not to.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 11, 2015, 08:06:19 pm
I don't think there's any way that the T.V. series can end without having danny become queen. Too popular with the fans not to.

The Dany (''KHALEEEEEESIIIIIII'') hype train is disgusting. That's why i wanted that character i mentioned earlier to enter the show to rival that blonde bitch.

Heh, you people didn't even guess the real secret about Jon Snow.

Huehuehue not like they haven't shoved it into our faces this season. And they also did it in the latest episode 6. Lol
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 11, 2015, 08:42:38 pm
I don't get the Daenerys hype train at all. Her decisions are childish and based on how she feels at the time and she just comes off as a petulant little child 90% of the time, yet people act as if she's a great ruler or something.
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Post by: Casimir on May 11, 2015, 08:45:20 pm
I don't get the Daenerys hype train at all. Her decisions are childish and based on how she feels at the time and she just comes off as a petulant little child 90% of the time, yet people act as if she's a great ruler or something.

Feminism / boobs / dragons
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Post by: Asheram on May 11, 2015, 09:35:19 pm
I don't get the Daenerys hype train at all. Her decisions are childish and based on how she feels at the time and she just comes off as a petulant little child 90% of the time, yet people act as if she's a great ruler or something.
I kind actually liked her in the books, not so in the show, seems they made her more like you said in the show.
 
And what's up with the writers trying to blend Jon Conningtons char with Jorah Mormont? Tyrion traveled with both, and it wouldn't have bothered me if they just cut out the trip with Connington and the Targarean boy but they are mashing up the 2. Mormont didn't get greyscale from saving tyrion Connington did.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: pogosan on May 11, 2015, 09:41:25 pm
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Franke on May 11, 2015, 09:54:49 pm
Mormont didn't get greyscale from saving tyrion Connington did.

One example for why I'm afraid of the moment when show overtakesthe books: Getting spoilered. I am now wondering if Mormont will get greyscale in the books later on, too, or if he will even die. Same for Barristan Selmy. I'm not a fan of these two, but a spoiler is still a spoiler...
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Jona on May 11, 2015, 10:32:30 pm
My main gripe with the show taking a separate route to the same ending is that they are trimming out all of the unnecessary fluff, awesome characters included. Any character being completely left out of the show basically means that their overall impact on the books' plot is minimal, if not entirely nonexistent. I.e. Lady Stoneheart... we don't know exactly what will become of her in the books, but we can now guess that it all amounts to nothing, otherwise she would have made an appearance in the show (unless for some reason they are keeping her a secret for the future... for some reason or another). I'm really pissed about how Barristan ended up dying in some back alley street fight to a bunch of peasants in the show now, and yet in the books I was really hoping he might make the journey back to westeros and die in some epic manner, or re-assume his role as captain of the kingsguard (queensguard?) in kings landing once more, coming full circle. He was one of my favorite supporting characters, and now the show basically tells me that he doesn't matter at all.  :?
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 11, 2015, 11:24:21 pm
If you mean Melisandre... damn I just got a theory.

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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 12, 2015, 12:19:54 am

 
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I took it to mean Aemon was talking about himself...
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 12, 2015, 01:25:17 am
I took it to mean Aemon was talking about himself...

Well duh and of Dany the blonde slut bitch as well but the moment he said it Jon Snow popped up. Right after he said it. Not a coincidence.
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Post by: njames89 on May 12, 2015, 01:34:19 am
Agree with you Asheram 100%. Definitely a more confident and bold leader in the books.
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Post by: Sharpe on May 12, 2015, 01:40:54 am
My main contention is that they completely forgot about the Iron Islands all together in the TV show...
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Oberyn on May 12, 2015, 02:08:21 am
My main gripe with the show taking a separate route to the same ending is that they are trimming out all of the unnecessary fluff, awesome characters included. Any character being completely left out of the show basically means that their overall impact on the books' plot is minimal, if not entirely nonexistent. I.e. Lady Stoneheart... we don't know exactly what will become of her in the books, but we can now guess that it all amounts to nothing, otherwise she would have made an appearance in the show (unless for some reason they are keeping her a secret for the future... for some reason or another). I'm really pissed about how Barristan ended up dying in some back alley street fight to a bunch of peasants in the show now, and yet in the books I was really hoping he might make the journey back to westeros and die in some epic manner, or re-assume his role as captain of the kingsguard (queensguard?) in kings landing once more, coming full circle. He was one of my favorite supporting characters, and now the show basically tells me that he doesn't matter at all.  :?

Yeah, that's something that annoyed me as well. Barristan is even a pov char in the next book that hasn't come out yet, yet he's already killed off in the show. Maybe the actor had other engagements, or couldn't play the part anymore, and they thought recasting wouldn't work. Or maybe they really are just trimming the fat, cutting out secondary characters to focus more on the main ones. It's almost certain he won't die fighting some random shmucks with daggers in the book though.
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Post by: Asheram on May 12, 2015, 03:34:33 am
Yeah, that's something that annoyed me as well. Barristan is even a pov char in the next book that hasn't come out yet, yet he's already killed off in the show. Maybe the actor had other engagements, or couldn't play the part anymore, and they thought recasting wouldn't work. Or maybe they really are just trimming the fat, cutting out secondary characters to focus more on the main ones. It's almost certain he won't die fighting some random shmucks with daggers in the book though.
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If it was a thing about recasting they should just went and did it, they had already recast Dharrio Naharis, who isn't the same actor that she met him 1st as.


My main contention is that they completely forgot about the Iron Islands all together in the TV show...
I know right?! :mad:
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Post by: Hoppster on May 12, 2015, 04:05:46 am
If it was a thing about recasting they should just went and did it, they had already recast Dharrio Naharis, who isn't the same actor that she met him 1st as.

the actor wanted to stay, he said in an interview he even apealed to the show runners to keep him alive. i think they just want to remind everyone that there edgy and they go there. nobodys safe
or maybe there trying to cut the casting costs because there gonna be needing more and more for the cgi budget as we move towards the endgame. either way it was a shitty way for a legend to die

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Post by: LordBerenger on May 12, 2015, 05:26:46 am
If they killed off that Targaryen dumb blonde bitch they would save some time for the show so they could bring in some of these missing story arcs and characters. Mount her head on a spike in Kings Landing and cut off her tits and send it to the male fanboys who just fanboy cuz of her tits and dragons.
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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on May 12, 2015, 08:33:26 am
I disagree. I still enjoy the show to a point, but I think the books are much better in many ways.

As for the final judgement if the books have to many parallel plots that lead nowhere I will wait till (if ever :P) all books are out. Maybe he will fuck it up, maybe he won't. And if he doesn't I like it very much to have much stories/characters/material which don't fit in 'neatly' in narrative and aren't narrowed down on pushing the main plot forward, but add much to the deeper understanding why things are happening as they do.
Also the many less important characters and their story-arcs add a rarely seen level of realism to the whole story. It doesn't feel like in many novels that the whole world is build around the main characters to serve their narrative. Each unimportant side-character has it's own right to exist with it's own motives. With all your talk about a tight, neat, not meandering and flawless plot in my eyes you forget that this is exactly what is so special about the books and made them so good in the first place.

As for the things I don't like about the show: It is too perfect, too beautiful. Even when there is brutality or something grim, it looks and has a feeling of persil-washed beauty to it. I could imagine a far more gritty version (I don't mean violence or brutality, just less beauty and more rough edges). Closely connected to this overall feeling I don't like the music score at all, trying too hard to be epic most of the time for my taste. Then there are those kitchy love stories they've build in, like most recently  missandei and grey worm, or way before rob and his despicable exotic almond eyes nurse (yeah, she got nice ass, duh). gah, I could puke thinking of that.

What I do like are many good actors, many of them doing a great job of nailing the book characters and going beyond that. Brienne, The Hound, of course Tyrion, Tywin, Robert, Eddard, his sword training guy, Davos and Barristan come immediately into mind. Sadly Daenerys has become really horrible. First I thought she was a great choice but now her stern troubled looks she does in every fucking scene give me run.
I also do like some of the blends/merges/cuttings they did and know they had to do most for a TV show. Still with a few exceptions the strong scenes are directly from the books or only in a different setting.
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Post by: Molly on May 12, 2015, 09:11:43 am
There's no useless Jeyne Westerling so it makes sense they'd make that decision to marry them instead.
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They skipped the wanna-be Stark girl from the books, Reek still gonna rescue a Lady Stark tho... Just you wait.
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Post by: Artyem on May 13, 2015, 11:50:40 am
I'm not too upset about them deviating from the books, I think it could be a good thing, even.  But I don't like how predictable the show has gotten, what happened to their writers?  The show seemed pretty good up until this season, it just feels cheap now.
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Post by: Xant on May 13, 2015, 12:12:11 pm
Why? How is it more predictable than before?
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Post by: Overdriven on May 13, 2015, 01:39:29 pm
Barristan Selmy dying really did suck. Was not expecting that. Would rather bloody Grey Worm dying. The Missandei/Grey Worm plot is seriously boring.

Maybe they needed an excuse to remove the character that was the more reasonable voice in Daenerys ear so now she has an excuse to go and do a lot of stupid crap.

Other than that I'm enjoying the way the show deviates. Ultimately the show and the books should end in the same place as well as the producers know Martin's intentions for it.
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Post by: Molly on May 18, 2015, 06:15:31 pm
That ending of the last episode... :shock:
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Post by: Moncho on May 18, 2015, 07:32:50 pm
It's quite worse in the books.

Also, the Sand Snakes vs Bronn and Jaime was like wtf. Reminded me of a monty python sketch, minus the funny bits.
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Post by: Oberyn on May 18, 2015, 08:29:19 pm
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Yeah, much worse in the books, but it doesn't happen to Sansa.
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Post by: Algarn on May 18, 2015, 09:09:31 pm
I wish to this psycothic cunt a brutal death.
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Post by: pogosan on May 18, 2015, 09:20:52 pm
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Post by: Asheram on May 18, 2015, 09:23:15 pm
It's quite worse in the books.

Also, the Sand Snakes vs Bronn and Jaime was like wtf. Reminded me of a monty python sketch, minus the funny bits.
But in the books it didn't happen to Sansa Stark, it was her childhood friend Jeyne Pool who was pretending to be Arya Stark.
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Post by: Algarn on May 18, 2015, 09:41:23 pm
Say thanks he didn't make Theon licking her pussy, lol.

I wished that theon would have taken a knife and butchered the shit out of him, it'd have been much more interesting story-wise.
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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on May 18, 2015, 10:47:26 pm
Also, the Sand Snakes vs Bronn and Jaime was like wtf. Reminded me of a monty python sketch, minus the funny bits.

really, this was so idiotic. Also Doran sucks imo.
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Post by: pogosan on May 18, 2015, 11:11:59 pm
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Post by: Xant on May 19, 2015, 02:20:04 am
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The choreography was fucking horrible.


Everyone's reaction whenever the "Sand Snakes" appear on screen:

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They're so bad.
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Post by: Christo on May 19, 2015, 04:20:00 am
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Post by: Asheram on May 19, 2015, 04:23:57 am
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The choreography was fucking horrible.


Everyone's reaction whenever the "Sand Snakes" appear on screen:

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They're so bad.
HAHAHA and yeah considering neither one of them went to Dorne
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Post by: Sharpe on May 19, 2015, 05:30:00 am
Wasn't it one of the Kingsguard who was with Myrcella? Oakheart?
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Post by: Talanarsis on May 19, 2015, 06:46:54 am
really, this was so idiotic. Also Doran sucks imo.

You obviously don't know what the Dornish Master Plan is...
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Post by: Asheram on May 19, 2015, 08:03:36 am
Wasn't it one of the Kingsguard who was with Myrcella? Oakheart?
Yes Arys Oakheart
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Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on May 19, 2015, 09:00:28 am
You obviously don't know what the Dornish Master Plan is...

What I mean is I don't really like the actor for that part and how they wrote the character for the show. I imagine Doran to be much more frail in body and much stronger in mind. GOT Doran appears to be sitting relaxed in his stool and physically in good condition, and in that scene with Obera he seemed to be troubled and almost hectic when confronted about Oberyns death. ASOIAF Doran is very different imo, physically in bad state but his mind calm, calculating and in absolute control.

and Master plan is a good keyword. In the episode yesterday it seemed that Hotah came along by accident, only alarmed by the noise of the two comedians and the sandworms.

Also this is the kind of stupid coincidence you don't find in the novels I was talking about. Jaime and Bronn sail to Dorne (journeys in general are not the strengths of GOT) and just in the exact moment they walk into the gardens and immediately walk into Myrcella.....  tataa! the sandsnakes appear!  pfft....
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Post by: Molly on May 19, 2015, 12:52:53 pm
But in the books it didn't happen to Sansa Stark, it was her childhood friend Jeyne Pool who was pretending to be Arya Stark.
This.
So yea, mean mean ending for the episode. Poor innocent Sansa. Should have blown off the dwarf instead, less pain I'd imagine :oops:
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Post by: Vibe on May 19, 2015, 01:10:59 pm
i find sansa annoying and getting it in the bumhol was the proper way to punish this
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Post by: Molly on May 19, 2015, 01:15:03 pm
i find sansa annoying and getting it in the bumhol was the proper way to punish this
D:
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Post by: Overdriven on May 19, 2015, 01:23:03 pm
Posted this in the wrong place last night  :lol:

Wow the sand snakes are terrible.
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Post by: Siiem on May 19, 2015, 01:32:39 pm
Posted this in the wrong place last night  :lol:

Wow the sand snakes are terrible.

It was like the worst fight in the entire GoT series, so far. Horribad, I hope they all die, soon.
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Post by: Overdriven on May 19, 2015, 01:34:56 pm
It was like the worst fight in the entire GoT series, so far. Horribad, I hope they all die, soon.

Yup I actually went on Facebook for a good portion of that scene because it was so crap.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 19, 2015, 01:45:03 pm
Heard some moron pretend he knew everything that was gonna happen and said that the blonde bitch Brienne would kill Ramsay at his wedding. What BS. If that blonde bitch is gonna kill anyone this season it's gonna be the best character alive right now a.ka Stannis the Mannis which is gonna suck so bad. Wish Brienne, Ramsay, Roose and High Sparrows would die this season. But we're not gonna get the pleasure of that.

Sometimes i hate D&D so much.

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Post by: Xant on May 19, 2015, 02:18:49 pm
Sansa had it coming, this is what she wanted. And it wasn't rape, she knew what a wedding night involves. It was just what we in the business like to call 'slightly forced sex'
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Post by: Moncho on May 19, 2015, 02:27:11 pm
People just like to judge stuff like that with today's standards, when concepts like marital rape are very very recent and would not appear at all in a world like that.
All the war, gore, burnings, violence is fine, but get some sexual stuff and lights start to flash.

Also, how are they going to justify her being married to Tyrion AND Ramsay? The first marriage wasn't annulled (even though it could be, as it was not consumate).
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 19, 2015, 03:40:02 pm
People just like to judge stuff like that with today's standards, when concepts like marital rape are very very recent and would not appear at all in a world like that.
All the war, gore, burnings, violence is fine, but get some sexual stuff and lights start to flash.

Also, how are they going to justify her being married to Tyrion AND Ramsay? The first marriage wasn't annulled (even though it could be, as it was not consumate).

While i hate Ramsay regardless of this ''rape'' or not yeah tons of feminázis and others whine about this like crazy. Because cutting Robb Starks head off his body and replacing it with the head of his direwolf wasn't worse. Cutting Theons dick wasn't worse. Slicing Lady Starks throat wasn't worse. Cutting Ned Starks head off wasn't worse....burning and hanging the two farmer boys wasn't worse. Torturing Theon overall wasn't worse.

Nothing worse than Rape (couple of minutes/hours of mild pain) apparently.
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Post by: pogosan on May 19, 2015, 03:48:56 pm
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 19, 2015, 04:00:44 pm
I haven't seen anyone saying that rape was the worst thing in the whole story. It's the latest event so we're sharing our thoughts about it not comparing to other "bad things".

Peep youtube comments and entertainment sites comments. Chicks there whining lol
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Post by: Xant on May 19, 2015, 04:08:53 pm
Seriously though she just didn't want to do it in front of Theon, she wasn't panicking before. But a lot of women think it's rape and worse than dying if the sex doesn't happen on a bed of roses surrounded by candles with the chick sayint "I consent to this" before and after every thrust
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Post by: njames89 on May 19, 2015, 06:02:12 pm
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Post by: Oberyn on May 19, 2015, 06:40:57 pm
While i hate Ramsay regardless of this ''rape'' or not yeah tons of feminázis and others whine about this like crazy. Because cutting Robb Starks head off his body and replacing it with the head of his direwolf wasn't worse. Cutting Theons dick wasn't worse. Slicing Lady Starks throat wasn't worse. Cutting Ned Starks head off wasn't worse....burning and hanging the two farmer boys wasn't worse. Torturing Theon overall wasn't worse.

Nothing worse than Rape (couple of minutes/hours of mild pain) apparently.

That's just SJW, they're going to do what they usually do. See a "OMG female rape scene!" and have to pigeonhole it into their progressive dogma violation checklist so they can be the most prolapsed outraged bundle of sticks on this virtual bathhouse we call the internet, while handily ignoring all the many, many othe fucked up events that happen throughout the series.
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Post by: Talanarsis on May 20, 2015, 12:37:10 am
i find sansa annoying and getting it in the bumhol was the proper way to punish this

I like Sansa...
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Post by: gallonigher on May 20, 2015, 01:07:25 am
Is anyone else nervous that they're going to make Areo Hotah kill someone like he did in the books?

In the books, Areo Hotah kills Arys Oakheart, the King's guard who accompanied Myrcella to Dorne.  Maybe in D&D's version, Areo Hotah will kill off some of the sandsnakes.... or maybe even *gulp* Bronn.

Plz god no



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Post by: pogosan on May 20, 2015, 01:42:10 am
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Post by: Sharpe on May 20, 2015, 01:55:55 am
Is anyone else nervous that they're going to make Areo Hotah kill someone like he did in the books?

In the books, Areo Hotah kills Arys Oakheart, the King's guard who accompanied Myrcella to Dorne.  Maybe in D&D's version, Areo Hotah will kill off some of the sandsnakes.... or maybe even *gulp* Bronn.

Plz god no

Honestly Bronn is one of the more likable characters so he may be safe, then again this is GoT were talking about.
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Post by: Casimir on May 20, 2015, 02:27:47 am
Bronn already got a cut in that awful fight sequence, bet he's been poisoned by the sand snakes.

The ending wasn't that bad in GoT terms and considering the age of her character now I think Ramsay, as delusional as he is, had a good point about her still being a virgin; very weird for a noble lady to be married twice and still have her flower intact.

Thought the bit between Tyrion and Jorah was good, really grounded out Jorahs character and how weird it must be living on the other side of the world.  I'm interested to see wtf that stinking eunuch has been doing since his prized dwarf got kidnapped, just sitting around in a whorehouse in Volantis? In ASOIF he's supposed to be dealing with the whole giff/aegon agenda but with that cut out is he going to visit kerhleeesyyy?
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 20, 2015, 09:54:20 am
Someone photoshop Daenerys head on a spike pls. Or Daenerys getting ''raped'' by Ramsay
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Post by: Siiem on May 20, 2015, 11:45:23 am
While i hate Ramsay regardless of this ''rape'' or not yeah tons of feminázis and others whine about this like crazy. Because cutting Robb Starks head off his body and replacing it with the head of his direwolf wasn't worse. Cutting Theons dick wasn't worse. Slicing Lady Starks throat wasn't worse. Cutting Ned Starks head off wasn't worse....burning and hanging the two farmer boys wasn't worse. Torturing Theon overall wasn't worse.

Nothing worse than Rape (couple of minutes/hours of mild pain) apparently.

What he did to Theon is much worse, it's another dimension of horrible.
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Post by: Xant on May 20, 2015, 12:03:51 pm
What he did to Theon is much worse, it's another dimension of horrible.
What I'll do to you will be another dimension of horrible.
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Post by: Siiem on May 20, 2015, 12:45:57 pm
What I'll do to you will be another dimension of horrible.

I don't want to see a picture of your face, tyvm.
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Post by: Kalam on May 22, 2015, 02:48:02 pm
http://www.operationalmedicine.org/ed2/Enhanced/POW.htm (http://www.operationalmedicine.org/ed2/Enhanced/POW.htm)

See 'Sexual Abuse'. I think it's relevant to state that rape is usually not as bad as death, though torture is torture.

I will say that people freak out a lot about Game of Thrones. Imagine if they had stuck with the original ages used in the books. :\

It seems like people operate on the idea that if you display something in fiction, you're somehow supporting it. It's a gross misunderstanding of the nature of fiction.

Then again, I have never quite understood the purpose of censorship except as a method of control.

I'm pretty sure Bronn is one of the few characters (Littlefinger and Varys, too?) whose station simply improves as the books progress, so far.
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Post by: Overdriven on May 22, 2015, 03:08:07 pm
Vary's station hasn't exactly improved  :P
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Post by: Molly on May 22, 2015, 04:13:22 pm
Vary's station hasn't exactly improved  :P
Not yet. Who knows what will happen in the future (books) :D
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Post by: Hobb on May 22, 2015, 06:41:58 pm

It seems like people operate on the idea that if you display something in fiction, you're somehow supporting it. It's a gross misunderstanding of the nature of fiction.


It's because most Americans are so used to film/shows with the shallow, sentimental formula pumped out by Disney over and over that they can't enjoy a plot that doesn't always result with the good guys beating the bad guys and escaping unscathed-- save for their moral life lesson that will forever change them.

And I don't follow the cries of feminist, so I can only base this on what the previous posts have said, but to me, allowing Sansa to get raped and abused is not condoning these actions, but instead allows for the opportunity to really illustrate something meaningful. The reality is rape and abuse happen all the time and there isn't always a gallant savior to rescue these women seconds before their demise like hollywood always shows.

By always saving these characters instead of allowing them to experience these terrible things, you send a message that there is no second chances for you if get raped-- no happy endings-- because if that did happen in the plot it would "ruin" the character.

I'm quite interested in seeing how Sansa acts after this. Her innocence worked well early on, but was growing stale, and she can't truly become a mastermind politician without being crushed a few times.
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Post by: Xant on May 22, 2015, 09:17:16 pm
How is this not posted yet?
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Post by: Asheram on May 22, 2015, 09:28:02 pm
It's because most Americans are so used to film/shows with the shallow, sentimental formula pumped out by Disney over and over that they can't enjoy a plot that doesn't always result with the good guys beating the bad guys and escaping unscathed-- save for their moral life lesson that will forever change them.
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Post by: Teeth on May 24, 2015, 05:01:58 pm
Welp, finally watched my backlog of GoT episodes since I stopped watching when Oberyn died. I was quite pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed it, but for a series with this scope and these resources, you'd think they could hire a proper fighting choreographer by now. Especially since the ASOIAF universe usually portrays the best fighters as extremely confident and worth a dozen men. I had hopes after Oberyn displayed some sweet moves and advanced spear fighting techniques, which admittedly were way too flashy and similarly unrealistic, but at least it showed a measure of speed and control that made him as a spear expert look like he would outclass a random pedestrian that was given a sword.

Then the Brienne and Hound fight came, both among the best fighters in Westeros, and it once again failed to show any speed or control. Not to mention the comically retarded Sand Snake shit. I'm half tempted to speed up the fighting scenes in VLC to make them look more exciting, but that won't fix the nonsensical decisions and terrible moves. It is starting to become a serious thorn in my eye at this point.
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Post by: Xant on May 24, 2015, 05:17:05 pm
The weird thing is that the fight scenes have been crap from the start... except for a couple that have been pretty good, randomly.

Jon Snow fight scenes have always been good, IIRC. Bronn's generally been alright, etc... but even when the fight scenes are good by the series' standard, they're still far from great, always looking at least a bit clumsy and awkward. I don't understand how that's possible in a show with such high production values.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 24, 2015, 05:17:14 pm
Brienne and Hound are tanks and not agi whores. They fight sloppy which was awesome. Even though Brienne is a bitch.
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Post by: Xant on May 24, 2015, 06:22:16 pm
Except in the lore, they're great warriors. If they fought like that my grandmother would slit their throats before they've finished a swing.
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Post by: Xant on May 24, 2015, 06:50:43 pm

Compare most GoT fights to this, for example...
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Post by: Teeth on May 24, 2015, 09:41:56 pm
It is quite staggering though what perceptions many people have of the combat when I read discussions about it, thinking the slow pace is in fact more realistic than other fighting scenes. Granted, both the books and the series have swords that are rather thick and large, so many of the fights should probably not be at longsword speed, but that is no excuse for making it look so clumsy and incompetent all the time. Considering many of the main characters are supposed to have survived many battles you'd think that exposing themselves completely for every swing and having every fight devolve into headbutting would not have allowed them to get that far.

Oh and I forgot about that Jon actually does have fights that do not make me cringe. The fight between him and the Thenn leader guy with the big axe was pretty cool with both of them actually using their weapon range and stepping in a way that makes sense with their attacks. Guess the rest of the world is lucky Jon is at the wall, otherwise he would wreck Jaime, Brienne, both Cleganes and Barristan by the looks of it. If it is just a matter of some actors sucking at doing the moves, then record it slower and speed it up or use a damn double. Since everyone and their mother has a completely unique armour set anyway, is it really too much to let them wear a helmet above their plate?

Also, came across this scene on YouTube and it is so excellent. The Hound will be missed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNZBgu19Ys
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Post by: Asheram on May 25, 2015, 04:36:47 am
Except in the lore, they're great warriors. If they fought like that my grandmother would slit their throats before they've finished a swing.
Except in the lore they never even met let alone had a great fight. How can you compare the show to the book lore when the show is blatantly taking the book lore and changing it? Maybe the show Hound and the show Brienne aren't great warriors. :P
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 25, 2015, 09:16:31 am
Except in the lore they never even met let alone had a great fight. How can you compare the show to the book lore when the show is blatantly taking the book lore and changing it? Maybe the show Hound and the show Brienne aren't great warriors. :P


1) Because the show and book lore is 99% the same, just some different events
2) Because they have the exact same reputation and lore spelled out in the TV series?
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Post by: Gnjus on May 25, 2015, 10:11:24 am
Yoren was the best fighter & one of the most badass characters in the show.
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Post by: Asheram on May 25, 2015, 12:13:33 pm
Yoren was the best fighter & one of the most badass characters in the show.
I agree
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Post by: Asheram on May 25, 2015, 12:20:47 pm

1) Because the show and book lore is 99% the same, just some different events
2) Because they have the exact same reputation and lore spelled out in the TV series?
I you believe that you are only fooling yourself. For example Sansa Stark is a focus character in the books who is in a very good position at the end of the last book
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some maniac Bolton bastard. That is one of many.
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Post by: Xant on May 25, 2015, 12:46:16 pm
I you believe that you are only fooling yourself. For example Sansa Stark is a focus character in the books who is in a very good position at the end of the last book
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some maniac Bolton bastard. That is one of many.
So?
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Post by: Asheram on May 25, 2015, 12:51:52 pm
So?
So therefore the book lore is negated in the show The Hound and Brienne no longer are under book lore constraints
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 25, 2015, 12:59:04 pm
So therefore the book lore is negated in the show The Hound and Brienne no longer are under book lore constraints
That's retarded reasoning and sounds like you're just bitter over the fact that the show isn't following the books closely anymore and just wanted an excuse to vent. The characters have the exact same backstory.
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Post by: the real god emperor on May 25, 2015, 01:07:25 pm
I actually am happy that they re not following the books anymore. Why would I want to watch a book I read, this way I can enjoy both of them.

Stannis is da man
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Teeth on May 25, 2015, 04:11:46 pm
So therefore the book lore is negated in the show The Hound and Brienne no longer are under book lore constraints
Still suggesting that The Hound and Brienne aren't considered great warriors in the show is dumb as hell, especially since even in the show Brienne won the melee at Renly's camp and the Hound held his own against the Mountain for a bit, beat Beric Dondarrion and wrecked groups of soldiers on his own on like three occasions.
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Post by: Moncho on May 25, 2015, 07:09:57 pm
Not to mention the chicken he decimated.
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Post by: Kalam on May 25, 2015, 07:33:10 pm
Producers and directors rarely pay attention to choreography.

Despite the general production quality, budget, and attention to detail in other aspects, it rarely follows through with choreography.

Unless the production in question has choreography as it's sole focus (Haywire comes to mind) or is some sort of (Blood and Bone, the Warrior, etc.) fight sports drama.

Even when attention is given to it in some areas (see the second episode of Daredevil vs. all others) they tend to forget about it later on, and default to either flashy stage moves or slow, simple, telegraphed struggles with unstable camerawork (to hide the shitty choreography) that is, I think, only acceptable in something like Blue Ruin, where you have regular people fighting to the death.

I don't think the industry has a solid stable (not that these people don't exist; merely that there's probably no relationship established between production companies and such experts) of medieval martial arts choreographers to call on, and when they do, I don't think they bother to listen to their opinions on what's best for displaying an action.

They don't care about it because they probably don't even think about it. More importantly, they believe your average viewer does not, and they're probably right. Note, however, that the bar is being (very slowly) raised in modern unarmed combat choreography, so I'm sure that something similar will happen with medieval fight scenes one day.

Probably when we're middle aged fucks and watching movies on VR while walking around our abodes.

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Post by: Casimir on May 25, 2015, 08:40:43 pm
I think the problem stems from that what audience's expect medieval combat to look like is quite far from what historical evidence and martial experts would show.  The success of GoT comes from appealing to mass audiences with a great deal of tropes while spicing it up with just a limited amount of believability or historic sensibility.
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Post by: Xant on May 25, 2015, 08:59:29 pm
Note, however, that the bar is being (very slowly) raised in modern unarmed combat choreography
Thank god for Bourne Identity. The movie that changed unarmed combat from 70s Bond movie style to what we have now in Taken, new JB's, John Wick, etc., etc.

Also, one problem is that I don't think guys like Sandor's actor or the Mountain's actor can actually MAKE it look realistic, even with choreography, when they've never done any kind of martial art or gymnastics. "Normal people" are extremely clumsy when they try to do this stuff for the first times.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 26, 2015, 04:41:41 pm
Sandsnakes got nice tits tho
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Post by: gallonigher on May 26, 2015, 06:02:12 pm
she really does
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Post by: Talanarsis on May 26, 2015, 06:33:04 pm
Sandsnakes got nice tits tho

But Bessie..... Thank the Gods for Bessie, and her teets!
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: LordBerenger on May 26, 2015, 07:03:20 pm
I'd legit sacrifice my favorite 3 show characters alive in the show (Stannis, Arya Stark and Jon Snow) if show Daenerys could just die alongside her boytoy and never appear in another episode again.



Also incoming spoilers (kinda)

http://watchersonthewall.com/game-of-thrones-season-6-casting-has-begun-and-heres-the-list/



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Post by: Sharpe on May 26, 2015, 07:38:12 pm
my favorite 3 show characters alive in the show (Stannis, Arya Stark and Jon Snow)

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Post by: LordBerenger on May 26, 2015, 07:41:08 pm
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Post by: Molly on May 26, 2015, 08:09:59 pm
Just watched the last episode...

...they speed up the events by quite a bit in some place. At that rate, Arya is changing faces next episode.  :shock:
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Post by: gallonigher on May 26, 2015, 08:18:23 pm
A "Randyll-Tarly-like" character has been announced for the casting list on season 6

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THERE CAN BE NO OTHER

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Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2015, 01:20:26 am
Super crazy theory of doom how this season 5 will end


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Post by: Vibe on May 27, 2015, 08:54:53 am
A "Randyll-Tarly-like" character has been announced for the casting list on season 6

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Post by: Overdriven on May 27, 2015, 01:36:21 pm
Guess the rest of the world is lucky Jon is at the wall, otherwise he would wreck Jaime, Brienne, both Cleganes and Barristan by the looks of it. If it is just a matter of some actors sucking at doing the moves, then record it slower and speed it up or use a damn double. v=8JNZBgu19Ys

The one part I don't agree with. I loved Barristan's little bit of fighting before he died. He used a few different techniques that worked well with his age, dispatching them fairly ruthlessly. I thought that was one of the better ones in the show.

Sandsnakes still make me cringe. Seriously think they drew straws on who got to do the nude bit though. And they probably chucked that in just to make things more 'interesting'.
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 02:37:18 pm
Barristan's fight scene looked awful. He moved so slow. His opponents suddenly just became very polite and refused to stab him in the back...
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Post by: Overdriven on May 27, 2015, 02:38:08 pm
That's why I put considering his age. Give the old guy a break  :P
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 02:41:13 pm
But what does that mean then? "It looked good.... for a 80 year old..." so it didn't look good. I didn't expect much from the guy because he's old and he did fine, but I certainly wouldn't bring his fight scene up as an example of it done right.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2015, 03:31:14 pm
Don't think GOT became the biggest show because of it's superior and realistic combat scenes anyhow. Or any medieval movie/series at all for that matter
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 04:03:08 pm
No, but the fighting is what separates it from the Days Of Our Lives.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2015, 04:29:01 pm
No, but the fighting is what separates it from the Days Of Our Lives.

Atleast Days of Our Lives will keep on going for a long time and has been going for a long time unlike GOT which D&D just wants to be done with asap in most likely 2 more seasons at most.
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 05:15:50 pm
Atleast Days of Our Lives will keep on going for a long time and has been going for a long time unlike GOT which D&D just wants to be done with asap in most likely 2 more seasons at most.
What are you talking about.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2015, 06:36:00 pm
What are you talking about.

Just super saiyan
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 06:39:36 pm
I really don't see it as a positive that producers keep series alive way past their expiration date. Usually just ruins them.
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Post by: Lt_Anders on May 27, 2015, 07:19:26 pm
I really don't see it as a positive that producers keep series alive way past their expiration date. Usually just ruins them.

DooL is a Soap opera. My aunt watches that everyday. It's basically a show for women and just keeps going...and going...and...cause they do all sorts of dumb shit.

Soap Opera's need to burn.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2015, 07:27:26 pm
I really don't see it as a positive that producers keep series alive way past their expiration date. Usually just ruins them.

If they followed the books more it would work and could introduce newer characters and newer storylines. Only thing holding them back is that the actors and actresses grow older fast
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 07:40:16 pm
If they followed the books more it would work and could introduce newer characters and newer storylines. Only thing holding them back is that the actors and actresses grow older fast
They can't follow the books because the books got boring after the end of last season. This is the reason they're changing things this season.
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Post by: gallonigher on May 27, 2015, 07:47:43 pm
They can't follow the books because the books got boring after the end of last season. This is the reason they're changing things this season.

Wat?  They're not following the book anymore because they've completely caught up. 

How do you expect them to follow a book that hasn't been written yet?
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 08:42:46 pm
Wat?  They're not following the book anymore because they've completely caught up. 

How do you expect them to follow a book that hasn't been written yet?
What are you talking about? They have literally not caught up.

Seriously, way to make a claim that's so easy to check.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Dance_with_Dragons

The show at the start of this season had not caught up, and it's still not caught up....
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Post by: Jona on May 27, 2015, 08:45:33 pm
Not entirely true to say so either way. For some characters it has caught up, some it hasn't.
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 08:47:16 pm
Not entirely true to say so either way. For some characters it has caught up, some it hasn't.
Who has it caught up with? More importantly, who had it caught up at the start of the season when they started creating their own plotlines?
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Post by: Jona on May 27, 2015, 08:52:59 pm
Who has it caught up with? More importantly, who had it caught up at the start of the season when they started creating their own plotlines?

Uhhh... Sansa is kinda a big one. Have Tyrion and Danaerys met in the books yet either? No. Remember, just because what you're seeing in the show hasn't happened in the books yet (or completely diverges from them) doesn't mean that they are simply adding filler, waiting for the books to come out. They are intentionally cutting out plotlines and inventing new ones to speed up the completion of the series.
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 08:57:24 pm
Uhhh... Sansa is kinda a big one. Have Tyrion and Danaerys met in the books yet either? No.
1) No, it hasn't caught up with Sansa, Sansa is doing something completely different in the books.
2) Hasn't caught up with Tyrion either, they made up a completely new plotline for him.

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Remember, just because what you're seeing in the show hasn't happened in the books yet (or completely diverges from them) doesn't mean that they are simply adding filler, waiting for the books to come out. They are intentionally cutting out plotlines and inventing new ones to speed up the completion of the series.
Wat? Do you even understand what you're saying, here? Do you still remember the context? It was about whether the TV show needed to make up new plotlines for the book characters yet or not, then gallog claimed they had to because they'd caught up with the books... which they haven't, so they didn't need to do that.
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Post by: Sharpe on May 27, 2015, 09:03:19 pm
Wat? Do you even understand what you're saying, here? Do you still remember the context? It was about whether the TV show needed to make up new plotlines for the book characters yet or not, then gallog claimed they had to because they'd caught up with the books... which they haven't, so they didn't need to do that.

You must have a hard on for being right all the time. Like dood, chill the fuck out.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 09:05:08 pm
You must have a hard on for being right all the time. Like dood, chill the fuck out.
It's not my fault I'm right all the time, brah. Maybe people shouldn't interject with their "akshelly this is how it is" if they're wrong and don't know what they're talking about.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Sharpe on May 27, 2015, 09:11:10 pm
It's not my fault I'm right all the time, brah. Maybe people shouldn't interject with their "akshelly this is how it is" if they're wrong and don't know what they're talking about.

Interesting I didn't know people could interject in an open forum. But yeah, you right.
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 09:18:24 pm
Interesting I didn't know people could interject in an open forum. But yeah, you right.
Really, where do you think people usually interject, then? In closed forums? Are normal conversations not open? Have you never heard of, or thought about, the word "interject" being used when someone, I don't know, interjects in a conversation that, by all appearances, is open? Follow up question, are you autistic?
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Sharpe on May 27, 2015, 09:26:27 pm
Really, where do you think people usually interject, then? In closed forums? Are normal conversations not open? Have you never heard of, or thought about, the word "interject" being used when someone, I don't know, interjects in a conversation that, by all appearances, is open? Follow up question, are you autistic?

Yes I actually am autistic, see I always thought two people nerd raging over the internet was a closed forum so I guess you can I understand my perceived confusion. OR maybe interject is when the person assumes they're right and just starts spouting random ideals to prove their point, oh wait, I'm just an autist so I don't know anything about the English language. Have you ever heard of the word "interject" being used in a negative connotation, or have you heard of the words reply, respond, or rejoin?
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Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 09:27:27 pm
Yes I actually am autistic
OK, that makes sense and explains it, no further questions.
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Post by: Asheram on May 27, 2015, 09:28:47 pm
Who has it caught up with? More importantly, who had it caught up at the start of the season when they started creating their own plotlines?
It caught up with The Hound even though it wasn't Brienne that killed him, he died from wounds he got in that tavern fight with his brothers men. You only learn of his actual death thru a hermit priest that Brianne and Podrick traveled with for a bit.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 09:30:48 pm
Yes, obviously the show has caught up with dead characters, I thought that much was obvious. I don't see how that's relevant to the discussion either.
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Post by: Asheram on May 27, 2015, 09:34:50 pm
Game of Thrones needs the Wachowski brothers.

The moment people stop talking there should be wall-running, flipping, and ultimate twirling of weapons faster than the eye can see. That would make combat look more real and brutal. Imagine how awesome it would have been if Ser Barristan jumped on everyone's heads like a delicate dancer because he's so fast and well-trained despite being an old man, it'd be the greatest all-CGI fight Game of Thrones ever saw!

People needs to flail really frickin' fast and backpedal, and jump back and forth exerting needless energy in order for it to look like realistic medieval combat.
Goemon of Thrones
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Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on May 27, 2015, 09:40:06 pm
so hey is this xanth guy a real pathetic cunt or what
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Sharpe on May 27, 2015, 09:42:07 pm
so hey is this xanth guy a real pathetic cunt or what

Don't bash him man, he may pull the old "I don't agree with what this guy has said, so clearly he is autistic" argument on you. Then go on to think he has won.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 09:44:33 pm
Don't bash him man, he may pull the old "I don't agree with what this guy has said, so clearly he is autistic" argument on you. Then go on to think he has won.
I didn't ask if you were autistic because you "didn't agree with me" (what was there even to agree about) but because you clung to a single irrelevant word and tried to argue pointless fucking semantics (while being wrong) because that's the only comeback you could come up with.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Sharpe on May 27, 2015, 10:01:15 pm
I didn't ask if you were autistic because you "didn't agree with me" (what was there even to agree about) but because you clung to a single irrelevant word and tried to argue pointless fucking semantics (while being wrong) because that's the only comeback you could come up with.

Quite. You're right again master Xant.
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 27, 2015, 10:14:49 pm
You must have a hard on for being right all the time. Like dood, chill the fuck out.

Ur fault for replying and furthering the discussion.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 10:19:39 pm
Ur fault for replying and furthering the discussion.
wut discusion did he further?
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Asheram on May 27, 2015, 10:23:57 pm
Yes, obviously the show has caught up with dead characters, I thought that much was obvious. I don't see how that's relevant to the discussion either.
OK here are 2 they caught up before this season started- Sansa Stark and Peter Baelish. The only thing missing was Littlefinger revealing to Sansa his plan to unite the vale with winterfell thru her marrying the heir of the vale.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 10:31:22 pm
OK here are 2 they caught up before this season started- Sansa Stark and Peter Baelish. The only thing missing was Littlefinger revealing to Sansa his plan to unite the vale with winterfell thru her marrying the heir of the vale.
Already covered this. Sansa's plot wasn't caught up with because they changed the storyline. Littlefinger's storyline has largely been changed as well, almost nothing he did in A Feast for Crows happened in the show.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: gallonigher on May 27, 2015, 10:32:19 pm
Bran is caught up.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Moncho on May 27, 2015, 10:36:21 pm
He reached the cave, didn't quite start his training though, so not completely caught up
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 10:40:22 pm
So in other words, "COMPLETELY caught up" means "nobody's really caught up at all."
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Asheram on May 27, 2015, 10:51:29 pm
Already covered this. Sansa's plot wasn't caught up with because they changed the storyline. Littlefinger's storyline has largely been changed as well, almost nothing he did in A Feast for Crows happened in the show.
Just because the "show" changed their story doesn't mean they weren't caught up. They were caught up and then they added crap that didn't happen.
Or were you trying to say the show wasn't caught up with the show?
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 10:53:23 pm
Just because the "show" changed their story doesn't mean they weren't caught up. They were caught up and then they added crap that didn't happen.
Except, yes, it does mean that.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Asheram on May 27, 2015, 10:57:36 pm
Except, yes, it does mean that.
Except no it doesn't mean that, maybe to you though, who knows. Show can't change the plot and then say it wasn't caught up to the books because they changed shit. The reality is the show was caught up to those 2 book wise.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 11:01:40 pm
Except no it doesn't mean that, maybe to you though, who knows. Show can't change the plot and then say it wasn't caught up to the books because they changed shit. The reality is the show was caught up to those 2 book wise.
You utter retard, it's impossible by definition. They changed the storylines, moron. How the fuck can a storyline about Harrold Hardyng be "caught up with" when it doesn't fucking exist in the show, idiot? It can't. Jesus, talking with you sub-90 IQ people can be so draining sometimes when you don't even grasp the very basics of logic.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Asheram on May 27, 2015, 11:09:26 pm
You utter retard, it's impossible by definition. They changed the storylines, moron. How the fuck can a storyline about Harrold Hardyng be "caught up with" when it doesn't fucking exist in the show, idiot? It can't. Jesus, talking with you sub-90 IQ people can be so draining sometimes when you don't even grasp the very basics of logic.
Because that wasn't something that actually happened yet in the books retard- it was only mentioned. Awaiting on the next book to flesh out that storyline. The show was caught up to the last written book with these 2 characters whether you want to agree or not.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 27, 2015, 11:20:55 pm
Because that wasn't something that actually happened yet in the books retard- it was only mentioned. Awaiting on the next book to flesh out that storyline. The show was caught up to the last written book with these 2 characters whether you want to agree or not.
I knew I was going too fast for your meager intelligence to keep up with, so let me go half-speed so you can catch up.

1) Harrold was just an example of how you cannot catch up with something when you're taking a different path than that something. Do you need a diagram to illustrate why this is impossible?

2) Dance with Dragons:
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Petyr, the Lord Protector of the Vale of Arryn, arranges a betrothal between Harrold and Sansa Stark, who is masquerading as Petyr's bastard daughter, "Alayne Stone". He schemes to reveal Sansa's true identity and reclaim Winterfell in her name.

How the fuck has the show "caught up" with this event? It hasn't because things have gone completely differently, and it won't.

3) Do you not understand that something being mentioned in the book by Petyr is SOMETHING HAPPENING IN THE BOOK. Talking is.... something happening. They talk on the show as well, darling. Is that not "happening"? It doesn't count because it's "only mentioned"? I can't even begin to comprehend how slowly your brain works.

4) All of this is a sidetracked nitpicking argument about something demonstratably and objectively wrong that gallonigher claimed.

Now, I know you're probably too fucking thick to understand even this Barney Style breaking-it-down, but hope springs eternal.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Jona on May 27, 2015, 11:40:27 pm
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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Jona on May 28, 2015, 12:47:42 am
Exactly. I almost didn't post it because of that. At least 90% if not more of us are probably on the same page.
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Post by: Asheram on May 28, 2015, 01:03:10 am
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LOL, am I the idiot?  :lol:


Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Jona on May 28, 2015, 01:22:05 am
Nope.
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Post by: Sharpe on May 28, 2015, 01:48:01 am
That's not a question I can answer for you.

But the fact you're willing to accept that possibility surely tells you which of the people in Jona's post you are.

Hint 1 - the idiot will always assume they're right despite anything anybody says or does.

Hint 2 - only one of the two main individuals involved instantly assumed they were the smart person in Jona's post and upvoted it

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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 28, 2015, 10:42:24 am
I knew that just by +1ing I'd force one retard to elaborate on his lazy ad hominem and the other one would think it was aimed at him. It's like herding sheep. Very simple, dumb sheep.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on May 28, 2015, 11:45:28 am
And they failed even that -- exactly.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Casimir on May 28, 2015, 05:21:19 pm
Please stop this talk of sheep!
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Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on May 28, 2015, 05:23:56 pm
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Post by: Moncho on May 28, 2015, 05:30:38 pm
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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Asheram on May 28, 2015, 06:11:35 pm
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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on May 28, 2015, 06:17:00 pm
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Post by: Xant on May 28, 2015, 06:43:55 pm
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Post by: Asheram on May 28, 2015, 09:31:32 pm
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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Casimir on May 28, 2015, 10:34:29 pm
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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Moncho on May 28, 2015, 11:15:28 pm
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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Vibe on May 29, 2015, 09:31:47 am
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 29, 2015, 10:49:47 am
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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: gallonigher on May 29, 2015, 07:24:10 pm
Cersei?
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Taser on May 29, 2015, 08:50:18 pm
Cersei?

Gonna be honest in the latest show where she gets locked up by the Faith.. not sure how she didn't see that coming as a possibility. She really is daft.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Sharpe on May 29, 2015, 08:55:40 pm
Gonna be honest in the latest show where she gets locked up by the Faith.. not sure how she didn't see that coming as a possibility. She really is daft.

She just thought being mother of the King meant something.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Taser on May 29, 2015, 08:58:52 pm
She just thought being mother of the King meant something.

No idea why she does. "I AM THE QUEEN MOTHER!"

"Shh only dreams now."
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: LordBerenger on May 29, 2015, 10:03:59 pm
Will give legit 50k crpg gold if someone photoshops a chopped Daenerys head on a spike picture
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Asheram on June 02, 2015, 09:17:41 pm
Omg  such great opportunity to give Ghost some screen time at that wight attack and they waste it having him growl at 2 idiots for 20 seconds. And where is Mormonts crow? He became Jon's when Mormont died.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Doom_Carrot on June 03, 2015, 03:32:59 am
Well, the battle of hardhome was fucking epic as hell. And that wasn't in the books.

And, well, a dickless man fell in love with a hot chick. That didn't happen in the books either.

So it really balances out. There are pros and cons to both books and show, but I like them both. You must simply accept that they are not exact clone duplicate copies of each other. Lets be honest, if the books never exsisted, I don't think there would be a SINGLE thing to complain about on GoT. Its just these screamers who rage at every deviation from saint martins vision of westeros.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Molly on June 03, 2015, 07:19:40 am
Assuming the dickless man is Theon and the hot chick is Sansa... well, that kinda does happen in the books, just not with Sansa but the Arya look-alike...

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Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Moncho on June 03, 2015, 07:45:25 am
I think he went with Grey Worm and Missandei, which doesn't happen
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Molly on June 03, 2015, 08:24:22 am
Oww, yea, true...  :oops:
But that wasn't part of the latest episode. That's why I assumed... anyway...
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Oberyn on June 03, 2015, 08:04:08 pm
Well, the battle of hardhome was fucking epic as hell. And that wasn't in the books.

And, well, a dickless man fell in love with a hot chick. That didn't happen in the books either.

So it really balances out. There are pros and cons to both books and show, but I like them both. You must simply accept that they are not exact clone duplicate copies of each other. Lets be honest, if the books never exsisted, I don't think there would be a SINGLE thing to complain about on GoT. Its just these screamers who rage at every deviation from saint martins vision of westeros.

So far the deviations from the books have been either great or abysmal, depending. The sandsnakes thing with Jaime in Dorne was fucking stupid. Hardhome battle, pretty fucking cool imo. Tyrion and Jorah reaching Danny without the unending retarded obstacles like whiny dwarves and fat rotten yellow slavers, also good. Anyways, like I said before, after the third book ASOIAF loses it's focus, starts meandering and pointlessly dragging out plotlines, and the tv show has reached the point where the books stop or cut off a ton of extraneous fat from the plot, so as the thread name implies they are pretty much different things now. I can't really judge the show based on the books anymore. My fanboyish disdain of departures from the books only extended to the books that were actually good, anyways. The TV show is writing the script now, probably with the approval of Martin, but still their own thing.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Molly on June 03, 2015, 08:08:45 pm
I wonder what will happen when they go forward in the show by a big margin and Martin is about to release a new book...

Wouldn't it be weird to read what "actually" happens after seeing "fake" events in the show?
I guess that's gonna be pretty weird for me at least.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on June 03, 2015, 08:15:22 pm
Actually, screw the show, what I really hate is that, like Oberyn says, the books lose their focus after book three. The first three books were really good, but now I'm not even looking forward to the next books. I read DwD but it was more like "meh, okay" than "yay, another ASOIAF book"
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Jona on June 03, 2015, 08:20:28 pm
My fanboyish disdain of departures from the books only extended to the books that were actually good, anyways. The TV show is writing the script now, probably with the approval of Martin, but still their own thing.

I accepted that the show and books would always be different entities long ago, but I'm fine with that. The show producers acknowledge that, and they aren't trying to create the "perfect" adaptation of the books since it would be a near-impossible thing to do. They are working within the canon established in the ASOIAF books and pulling from the plotlines to recreate the story in a different form of media. Sure, they may be 80% the same, but I'm glad that it isn't a carbon copy, since as you said they are cutting plenty of things that are bad, and after thinning it down are giving us a more streamlined, and potentially as-good a tale as Martin is, if not better due to removing the unnecessary plot points. I'm guessing that the endings will be fairly similar, since after all we are away that the show writers know what the ending will be, but perhaps the path to get there will be different since we were never told how detailed of an outline they have.

I wonder what will happen when they go forward in the show by a big margin and Martin is about to release a new book...

Wouldn't it be weird to read what "actually" happens after seeing "fake" events in the show?
I guess that's gonna be pretty weird for me at least.

The events in the show will probably mirror what the happens in the books, only instead of certain characters participating in certain events or taking specific actions, it may be someone else doing that in the books, since they may not exist in the show. Really, I'm expecting to see the same major events take place, but some characters may be swapped with others is all, if some aren't simply left out entirely in the show. I wouldn't really say that the show events would be considered "fake" because of it, but more of an "alternate" telling of the same thing. Besides, once the show establishes it as happening, who is to say that the novels don't tell the "fake" story? After all, it happened in the show first at that point. Plenty of people watch the show who never touched the books, and I don't expect that to change any time soon. The only people who would consider the show to be the fake version would be the book purists, and let's be real here, they are probably the minority at this point.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Moncho on June 03, 2015, 08:22:55 pm
Hopefully as the climax and end approach all the sprawling threads converge in a good way and it was just a spell in the middle where everything unraveled for a bit. Sort of like those 3-4 books in the Wheel of Time where almost nothing of importance happens, just worldbuilding and stuff getting ready for the actual action
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Teeth on June 03, 2015, 10:21:54 pm
Well, in the books plenty of sprawling threads have already ended without making even the slightest contribution to any of the main storylines, so Martin has long shattered my hopes of everything making sense and being worth the read in the end.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: The_Bloody_Nine on June 03, 2015, 10:46:44 pm
Well, in the books plenty of sprawling threads have already ended without making even the slightest contribution to any of the main storylines, so Martin has long shattered my hopes of everything making sense and being worth the read in the end.

Like I wrote in my earlier post I think it is great to have story lines that don't contribute. It is a fucking Novel, not a business plan.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on June 03, 2015, 11:02:54 pm
The problem is when POV characters have storylines that take ages and end up being meaningless.
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Casimir on June 04, 2015, 12:18:14 am
Can't you enjoy the story for its own sake; does every PoV characters narrative need to have a tie into the wider development of the series? 
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Xant on June 04, 2015, 12:23:33 am
It does, yes, when there's 1000 storylines going on and Martin keeps adding POV characters that are useless. It just clutters the books with meaningless chapters, robbing actually interesting and relevant characters of "screen time."
Title: Re: GoT=/=ASOIAF
Post by: Molly on June 04, 2015, 08:47:57 am
I accepted that the show and books would always be different entities long ago, but I'm fine with that. The show producers acknowledge that, and they aren't trying to create the "perfect" adaptation of the books since it would be a near-impossible thing to do. They are working within the canon established in the ASOIAF books and pulling from the plotlines to recreate the story in a different form of media. Sure, they may be 80% the same, but I'm glad that it isn't a carbon copy, since as you said they are cutting plenty of things that are bad, and after thinning it down are giving us a more streamlined, and potentially as-good a tale as Martin is, if not better due to removing the unnecessary plot points. I'm guessing that the endings will be fairly similar, since after all we are away that the show writers know what the ending will be, but perhaps the path to get there will be different since we were never told how detailed of an outline they have.

The events in the show will probably mirror what the happens in the books, only instead of certain characters participating in certain events or taking specific actions, it may be someone else doing that in the books, since they may not exist in the show. Really, I'm expecting to see the same major events take place, but some characters may be swapped with others is all, if some aren't simply left out entirely in the show. I wouldn't really say that the show events would be considered "fake" because of it, but more of an "alternate" telling of the same thing. Besides, once the show establishes it as happening, who is to say that the novels don't tell the "fake" story? After all, it happened in the show first at that point. Plenty of people watch the show who never touched the books, and I don't expect that to change any time soon. The only people who would consider the show to be the fake version would be the book purists, and let's be real here, they are probably the minority at this point.
The phrasing "fake" was probably a bad choice. I merely ment to seperate the 2.
I am far from being a book purist. I didn't even read the first few books - this might be misleading, iirc the German books are numbered diffenrently than the international version - and started reading where season 3 more or less started.
I'd still consider the books the "real deal" cuz they are made by the creative mind who imagined the whole thing. I'd probably always consider the one original which happened to be created first. Most of the times, books give the idea to a movie. Then the book is the original. Way less often, a book is released after a movie. Well, movie is the original one. Hence why I'll always consider the books as the original.
I believe we gonna be in for a treat when coming to shitstorms when books and show start to deviate too far from each other...