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Title: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 28, 2014, 08:24:33 pm
Dear donkey crew,

In case you make your 130k kickstarter goal but not enough to eat 'more than ramen', I will gladly help you to find the best meals for an affordable price. I am a university student and even though my parents aren't too poor, I try to spend as little as possible on food while bulking at 3000+ kcals per day.

I think it's obvious why I'm the best person fit for this task of meal planning:)

p.s.: I hope you like milk ;)

Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Switchtense on November 28, 2014, 08:28:09 pm
Dear donkey crew,

In case you make your 130k kickstarter goal but not enough to eat 'more than ramen', I will gladly help you to find the best meals for an affordable price. I am a university student and even though my parents aren't too poor, I try to spend as little as possible on food while bulking at 3000+ kcals per day.

I think it's obvious why I'm the best person fit for this task of meal planning:)

p.s.: I hope you like milk ;)

u fat yo
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: MeevarTheMighty on November 28, 2014, 09:36:23 pm
Who will be the poison tester?
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: lombardsoup on November 28, 2014, 09:47:38 pm
Bitches don't even know how to can

Should send some jars and a cookbook along with my donation
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 28, 2014, 11:15:55 pm
bulking at 3000 kcals per day.

are you a petite lady or somethin

i had to hit like 3800/day for gains that weren't big enough to even call "bulking"

(I didn't do it for long, eating that much feels disgusting)
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Banok on November 29, 2014, 12:51:18 am
give me all your advices.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 29, 2014, 07:39:05 am
u fat yo
10% bf yo

give me all your advices.

SS+GOMAD

are you a petite lady or somethin

i had to hit like 3800/day for gains that weren't big enough to even call "bulking"

(I didn't do it for long, eating that much feels disgusting)
That's probably because you are a lanklet
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Pestdoktor on November 29, 2014, 08:08:52 am
That's probably because you are a lanklet

had to look that up, wich also taught me what a manlet  and a manmore are...
i now hate the bodybuilding community.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on November 29, 2014, 06:40:14 pm
That's probably because you are a lanklet

The real issue was probably that it was a "clean bulk." If I just threw a whole pizza in there instead of overdosing on eggs/nuts/lentils/oats it would have been way easier to stuff my face.

To bring this back on topic, can we ship non-ramen food to the dev team if kickstarter doesn't go through? Just like air-drop a case of peanut butter and dried beans on them?
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: jtobiasm on November 29, 2014, 07:02:27 pm
10% bf yo

Stay shredded brah
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on November 29, 2014, 07:43:22 pm
are you a petite lady or somethin

i had to hit like 3800/day for gains that weren't big enough to even call "bulking"

(I didn't do it for long, eating that much feels disgusting)

Ye I'm 6' 3/4'' so to bulk I have to eat around 4k but as you said eating all that food makes you feel like shit

I just try to eat a lot of whole chickens gaha
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Riddaren on November 29, 2014, 11:03:34 pm
I find it hard too believe that there are good cRPG players who are also big bodybuilders with little fat.
Actually I don't think there are many bodybuilders that are among the top players in any game...

If you are not either skinny or fat you are not a gamer. Period.

Post pictures with your cRPG name or I don't believe it.

PS
I'm also a "bodybuilder" but I have very little muscles and quite a lot of fat...
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Clockworkkiller on November 29, 2014, 11:07:37 pm
yea, upgrade from ramen to hot pockets!  :P
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: lombardsoup on November 30, 2014, 12:06:02 am
Real ramen?  Ok.  But shit instant noodles with next to no nutritional value I have a fucking problem with.  Should buy this as a present for dev team

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Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: AwesomeHail on November 30, 2014, 01:58:11 am
I find it hard too believe that there are good cRPG players who are also big bodybuilders with little fat.
Actually I don't think there are many bodybuilders that are among the top players in any game...

If you are not either skinny or fat you are not a gamer. Period.

Post pictures with your cRPG name or I don't believe it.

PS
I'm also a "bodybuilder" but I have very little muscles and quite a lot of fat...

Ask Vitez, hes fucking ripped (so i heard). too bad he left for the army, i havent seen him in a couple of months
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 30, 2014, 04:04:48 pm
I find it hard too believe that there are good cRPG players who are also big bodybuilders with little fat.
Actually I don't think there are many bodybuilders that are among the top players in any game...

If you are not either skinny or fat you are not a gamer. Period.

Post pictures with your cRPG name or I don't believe it.

PS
I'm also a "bodybuilder" but I have very little muscles and quite a lot of fat...

You won't win Mr. Olympia from doing a bit of strength training tho :p
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: jtobiasm on November 30, 2014, 04:33:05 pm
You won't win Mr. Olympia from doing a bit of strength training tho :p

cell-tech wins it


Actually I don't think there are many bodybuilders that are among the top players in any game...


Most people lift for aesthetics not to enter competitions
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on November 30, 2014, 05:29:48 pm
Only zyzz bundle of sticks fuckbois lift for 'aesthetics', alpha males lift for strength!
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: jtobiasm on November 30, 2014, 06:06:10 pm
Only zyzz bundle of sticks fuckbois lift for 'aesthetics', alpha males lift for strength!
Outside the gym, no1 gives a chit about numbers brah
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WarLord on November 30, 2014, 07:26:14 pm
Only zyzz bundle of sticks fuckbois lift for 'aesthetics', alpha males lift for strength!

I lift for neither of these, hehe. I lift to look bigger/wider. Good strenght is a nice side effect of course. I don't care about my body fat either, so I can eat what I want, get good gains and strenght while not having to diet.

I lost some kilos though because I couldn't properly train for about 6 weeks, so I forced myself to eat around 600 calories less a day, to not gain kilos over kilos of fat.

Now I am back to only 91 kg with 15 % body fat. I think thats okayish (as I said, I don't care about aestethics). Now I need to bulk again, so it's 4000 calories per day again.  :lol:
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Riddaren on November 30, 2014, 10:49:38 pm
Most people lift for aesthetics not to enter competitions

Outside the gym, no1 gives a chit about numbers brah

So you care only about aesthetics huh?
Makes sense you play as an archer then...
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Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: jtobiasm on November 30, 2014, 11:15:42 pm
So you care only about aesthetics huh?
Makes sense you play as an archer then...
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not sure if srs

p.s keep downvoting me if hurts mi feelins

sloots gunna sloot
retards gunna downvote - it's all the same
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Riddaren on November 30, 2014, 11:31:40 pm
not sure if srs

p.s keep downvoting me if hurts mi feelins

sloots gunna sloot
retards gunna downvote - it's all the same

It's funny how you bring downvoting up since you were the one downvoting me first on the first page. Now it's gone.

- No honour (check)
- Only cares about looks like some sissy and not strength like a real man (check)

Makes sense you play archer.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Clockworkkiller on December 01, 2014, 12:44:00 am
Only zyzz bundle of sticks fuckbois lift for 'aesthetics', alpha males lift for strength!

hell yeah! im 6'4, 170 lbs (all skinny bones and shit) back when i was still working out i was squating like 235lbs and benchin 175, i wasnt some lean,  good-lookin muscle machine but i was stronger than many and more than willing to prove it
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: jtobiasm on December 01, 2014, 03:12:45 am
It's funny how you bring downvoting up since you were the one downvoting me first on the first page. Now it's gone.

- No honour (check)
- Only cares about looks like some sissy and not strength like a real man (check)

Makes sense you play archer.
wats my class got to do with lifting

gangas gonna gang
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: MeevarTheMighty on December 01, 2014, 06:11:01 am
My dad could beat all you guys up!

Idk what he eats but he used to think it was hilarious to tell us it was octopus.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Umbra on December 01, 2014, 09:19:03 am
Like my page guys (https://www.facebook.com/Swolegods)  :lol:
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 01, 2014, 10:53:09 am
no.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Torben on December 01, 2014, 12:40:18 pm
thread about helping devs get good food for little money turns into vain muscletalk.

yay.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Jacko on December 01, 2014, 04:01:52 pm
Yeah.. Ramen is shit, I'll take potatoes and root vegetables anyday. Hell, if I'm working from home I might as well make good food seeing I have the time for it.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 02, 2014, 06:08:53 pm
thread about helping devs get good food for little money turns into vain muscletalk.

yay.

What we should really be talking about is getting the devs a gym membership so they can join in on vain muscletalk.

edit: if all the devs got into a fight who would win? Who is stronkest
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: karasu on December 02, 2014, 06:13:11 pm
What we should really be talking about is getting the devs a gym membership so they can join in on vain muscletalk.

edit: if all the devs got into a fight who would win? Who is stronkest


The final showdown would be between Harald's Death Stare and Zimke's Medusa Beard.

A dance for the ages.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Torben on December 02, 2014, 07:54:15 pm
btw if in a hurry,  i usually throw a raw egg into thy ramen,  makes it a lot better : )

also its weird,  everytime i read ramen,  i think "hymen"

wtf -.-
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: agweber on December 02, 2014, 08:06:27 pm
btw if in a hurry,  i usually throw a raw egg into thy ramen,  makes it a lot better : )

also its weird,  everytime i read ramen,  i think "hymen"

wtf -.-

My wife does that a lot. It just makes a texture that I can't handle. If instead of stirring it in and just letting it poach instead I might be willing to do that.

Also, if shit goes south, I second the airdropping food for the devs. Send em' lentils and shit and get a digital house in return *cough*
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: lombardsoup on December 02, 2014, 08:20:25 pm
My wife does that a lot. It just makes a texture that I can't handle. If instead of stirring it in and just letting it poach instead I might be willing to do that.

Also, if shit goes south, I second the airdropping food for the devs. Send em' lentils and shit and get a digital house in return *cough*

Pshh, they gettin a pressure canner, some jars, and a recipe book

Ball jars be Ballin'
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: MeevarTheMighty on December 02, 2014, 10:04:12 pm
I read these two together:

also its weird,  everytime i read ramen,  i think "hymen"

wtf -.-

My wife does that a lot.

Poor you. Sounds like she has more expensive tastes than the average ramen dependant.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Corsair831 on December 03, 2014, 02:13:46 am
I find it hard too believe that there are good cRPG players who are also big bodybuilders with little fat.
Actually I don't think there are many bodybuilders that are among the top players in any game...

If you are not either skinny or fat you are not a gamer. Period.

Post pictures with your cRPG name or I don't believe it.

PS
I'm also a "bodybuilder" but I have very little muscles and quite a lot of fat...

 depends what you mean by bodybuilder (: .. working out, putting on muscle, isn't really hard when you know the basics .. lift up heavy thing, put down, lift different heavy thing, put down, eat some food, eat lots of food, repeat .. it's just about your capacity for boredom aka "motivation" / genetics

.. i imagine there are a lot of people who work out who play crpg. (probably lots of fatties and skinnies as well though)

more importantly, why does anyone care if someone you play games with on the internet has muscles :P .. ? is it important :D
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Bittersteel on December 03, 2014, 08:36:04 am
depends what you mean by bodybuilder (: .. working out, putting on muscle, isn't really hard when you know the basics .. lift up heavy thing, put down, lift different heavy thing, put down, eat some food, eat lots of food, repeat .. it's just about your capacity for boredom aka "motivation" / genetics

.. i imagine there are a lot of people who work out who play crpg. (probably lots of fatties and skinnies as well though)

more importantly, why does anyone care if someone you play games with on the internet has muscles :P .. ? is it important :D

Motivation = Genetics? Dafuq
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Smoothrich on December 03, 2014, 09:12:28 am
Motivation = Genetics? Dafuq

More like genetics means how muscular you can get without needing equal effort.  Some black people and slavs, for example, tend to become insanely ripped and strong without much effort compared to others. I've heard hispanic and white fitness/bulking friends rage at how ripped black people get compared to them and how it made no sense. I've had 5'6 unathletic but thick and tough black dudes lift me feet off the ground (6'1 180 pounds) like I was a baby just to prove how pro they were which was real funny.

I'm half Polish and have had "retard strength" my whole life, effortlessly shitting on dedicated people's records for lifting weights and stuff. I even got the most pullups for a year in my highschool's  gym class by doing 27 or so and not even thinking it was a big deal but my gym teacher getting all pissed that I was a slacker non-athletic druggie dude owning everyone.

I wrestled before highschool too and had to laugh at some of the people in my "heavyweight division." One puerto-rican talented basketball player type dude wasn't as strong as me but real agile and fast, athletic, and gave me real good training by kicking my ass. Some other was a black dude 6'4 220+ pounds who looked real intimidating but he had some weak fucking genes and had the strength of a child. I tossed him around like nothing and probably got worse at wrestling by his pathetic lack of power.

Slavs dominate strength-based international sports, and African-Americans are almost across the board the star-athletes in American sports that require a combination of agility and power. Currently Kenyans are like the Gods of the Marathon as well.

People get all awkward talking about it cuz its kind of racist/eugenic type talk and leads to bad stereotypes but you have to be fucking ignorant to think that your genetics and ethnic heritage do not influence your physical shape.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Micah on December 03, 2014, 10:52:31 am
Food and early age environment(which also includes food tho) influence everything way more than genes. Some people at least (over-)generalize "gene-code" to include those major factors in a way, which is but still quite a twisted idea of how things are actually working. The actual stereotypical missconception isnt really in the "racial" category thinking of many people in this case, but in the misinterpretation of what genes are actually for and what they do in a body.

I can only recommend anyone interrested in gene-vs-environment interaction and alot of other interresting stuff about humans, the Stanford lectures from endocrynologist Robert Sapolsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnIGh9g6fA
No shit, this guy really got the grove on all this shit... and its pretty entertaining and quite easy to grasp as its also pretty mind blowing insight that can take you a long way to understanding important things imo ;) hf
btw: i recommend to watch all of those lectures, eventhough it seems alot ... it will certainly not be wasted ;p
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Corsair831 on December 03, 2014, 03:45:02 pm
Motivation = Genetics? Dafuq

probably should've used a comma instead of a /, but i meant it's down to motivation and genetics (separate factors).

more importantly, who cares if the guy on the other side of the keyboard has big muscles? what use are big muscles anyway in life? i used to work in a job where i needed to be strong, so i went to the gym a lot. when i stopped that job, i stopped going to the gym. i dont understand why people go to the gym to get these big muscles, and never use them for anything. it just seems like the most colossal waste of time.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: FleetFox on December 03, 2014, 04:06:42 pm
All this stuff about vain as hell body building shit, do what I do, as our ancestors did just get out the door and Run!

I can run 15 miles in a morning (2 hours) no sweat, its not hard just get out there you lazy bums, also don't join in with the herd going to the gym, this whole gym concept only took off with the masses less than 10 years ago. You are better than that, be the independent strong willed person you know you are :)

edit: don't forget to do some strength and conditioning body weight exercies to complement, ya need strong arms and a very strong core. (I need to work on this one)
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: lombardsoup on December 03, 2014, 04:11:37 pm
Didn't know this was the cRPG branch of Gold's Gym.  The bigger the biceps, the lower the self esteem
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 03, 2014, 05:23:17 pm
All this stuff about vain as hell body building shit, do what I do, as our ancestors did just get out the door and Run!

I can run 15 miles in a morning (2 hours) no sweat, its not hard just get out there you lazy bums, also don't join in with the herd going to the gym, this whole gym concept only took off with the masses less than 10 years ago. You are better than that, be the independent strong willed person you know you are :)

edit: don't forget to do some strength and conditioning body weight exercies to complement, ya need strong arms and a very strong core. (I need to work on this one)
I tip my fedora to you good sir :^)
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Riddaren on December 03, 2014, 07:31:35 pm
more importantly, why does anyone care if someone you play games with on the internet has muscles :P .. ? is it important :D

If you got a nice looking body, why spend so much time on a computer game? No one can see the body. It's a waste.
The whole point of having a strong sexy body is to show it off somehow or make use of it to your advantage, whatever it might be.

You don't get any advantages in a computer game, I'm just saying.
Us skinnes/fatties will always have the upperhand. Atleast that's what I thought until now.

Fuck it, I cannot be a worse player than a gymmy old friend.

I challenge the first muscle man to post an authentic picture of himself to duels with big bets.

- Best of 1 duel
- Melee only, no shield

I'm willing to bet up to 20 +3 items.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Corsair831 on December 03, 2014, 07:48:40 pm
If you got a nice looking body, why spend so much time on a computer game? No one can see the body. It's a waste.
The whole point of having a strong sexy body is to show it off somehow or make use of it to your advantage, whatever it might be.

You don't get any advantages in a computer game, I'm just saying.
Us skinnes/fatties will always have the upperhand. Atleast that's what I thought until now.

Fuck it, I cannot be a worse player than a gymmy old friend.

I challenge the first muscle man to post an authentic picture of himself to duels with big bets.

- Best of 1 duel
- Melee only, no shield

I'm willing to bet up to 20 +3 items.


i mean i guess it depends what you mean by bodybuilders and stuff .. do you mean someone who goes to the gym just to look good or someone who works a manual labour job and is strong because of that as well as going to the gym?

the thing i really don't get is that most girls don't like guys who are over-hench .. it's like .. why go to all the effort/expense (and it is expensive) .. lol :D
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Andswaru on December 03, 2014, 09:48:19 pm
Gonna totally redirect saxon here just so he can have your stuff riddaren (he also loves posting pictures of himself on the nordboard).

i mean i guess it depends what you mean by bodybuilders and stuff .. do you mean someone who goes to the gym just to look good or someone who works a manual labour job and is strong because of that as well as going to the gym?

the thing i really don't get is that most girls don't like guys who are over-hench .. it's like .. why go to all the effort/expense (and it is expensive) .. lol :D

Plus most of them are just waiting for back problems given their inability to work their body evenly just overmuscling the top half so they look "cool" on the beach.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WarLord on December 03, 2014, 10:19:52 pm
Gonna totally redirect saxon here just so he can have your stuff riddaren (he also loves posting pictures of himself on the nordboard).

Plus most of them are just waiting for back problems given their inability to work their body evenly just overmuscling the top half so they look "cool" on the beach.

Well, anybody who does somewhat serious training trains all muscles, especially legs and lower back. Don't know if there's a similar (or the same term) in english, but in Germany people who only train arms and chest are called "disco-pumper" ('cause you don't see legs in the disco')  :mrgreen:

Seriously, squats and deadlifts are like the most satisfying and challenging exercises, I can't believe people have fun only training their arms/upper body.

It's back day tomorrow, fuck yeah, I love back day more than chest day ! (my gym buddy thinks I am weird  :P )
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Torben on December 03, 2014, 10:22:15 pm
It's back day tomorrow, fuck yeah, I love back day more than chest day ! (my gym buddy thinks I am weird  :P )

I feel ya!  aaaah have no gym since mai,  only alpine sports and home gym since then.  rly miss pumping iron with my buds qq
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Jambi on December 03, 2014, 11:13:10 pm
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Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 04, 2014, 08:32:26 am
"back day", "chest day", "leg day"...

You guys probably think it's normal that you have DOMS all the time while making no strength gains.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Torben on December 04, 2014, 11:10:00 am
"back day", "chest day", "leg day"...

You guys probably think it's normal that you have DOMS all the time while making no strength gains.

Every training regime can be implemented within a greater periodization,  even singlesplits : )
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Son Of Odin on December 04, 2014, 01:43:20 pm
norules lifting bro!

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Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WarLord on December 04, 2014, 02:16:45 pm
"back day", "chest day", "leg day"...

You guys probably think it's normal that you have DOMS all the time while making no strength gains.


Sorry, but your statement doesn't make sense at all. Please elaborate.

Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Vibe on December 04, 2014, 03:00:43 pm
right arm day every day
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Jambi on December 04, 2014, 05:40:53 pm
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Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Riddaren on December 04, 2014, 06:17:39 pm
Gonna totally redirect saxon here just so he can have your stuff riddaren (he also loves posting pictures of himself on the nordboard).

I expected to see a muscular guy but instead I see this :shock:

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For being a girl she is fit enough.
But is it Saxon? No.

"Angella Sangra a young girl from Colombia..."
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Torben on December 04, 2014, 06:40:02 pm
I expected to see a muscular guy but instead I see this :shock:

For being a girl she is fit enough.
But is it Saxon? No.

"Angella Sangra a young girl from Colombia..."

but thats the fapocalypse thread : /
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: //saxon on December 04, 2014, 10:15:35 pm
I might not be huge as fuck like some IFBB Pro's but i'd say im quite aesthetic. also working as a personal trainer atm for nearly 1 year now. If we are being honest, I know my shit.

https://www.google.co.uk/?gws_rd=cr&ei=xML7UprkGITiywOL6YH4CQ#q=aesthetic+bodybuilding

Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Grumbs on December 04, 2014, 11:57:50 pm
right arm day every day

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Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 05, 2014, 09:56:32 am

Sorry, but your statement doesn't make sense at all. Please elaborate.



People who complain about not being able to walk after 'leg day' are just training their legs only once per week. If you do full body workouts, you won't always have DOMS like it was your first time working out. Also, splits are horrible for beginners as beginners need their CNS to adapt by doing something over and over again. It's not because elite bodybuilders or powerlifters train with splits that you should do too, they need that much rest because they are lifting extremely heavy weights and their muscles can't adapt as fast as a beginner.

If you train 3 times per week and do something like SS or stronglifts 5x5 you should be able to put on extra weight on the bar every time. I'm squatting 100kg after two months, which is considered 'OK'. People who do bro splits don't even reach that weight after a year.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: MeevarTheMighty on December 05, 2014, 10:40:30 am
I can lift 100kg, but I've never worked out. Maybe you should try actually working. :P
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 05, 2014, 11:28:22 am
I can lift 100kg, but I've never worked out. Maybe you should try actually working. :P
There is a difference between 'lifting' something and squatting ATG ;)

edit: for reps
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: MeevarTheMighty on December 05, 2014, 12:36:56 pm
I'll take your word/confusing acronym for it. X)
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: jtobiasm on December 05, 2014, 12:54:57 pm
I might not be huge as fuck like some IFBB Pro's but i'd say im quite aesthetic. also working as a personal trainer atm for nearly 1 year now. If we are being honest, I know my shit.

https://www.google.co.uk/?gws_rd=cr&ei=xML7UprkGITiywOL6YH4CQ#q=aesthetic+bodybuilding

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DISREGARD FEMALES ACQUIRE AESTHETICS
DISREGARD FEMALES ACQUIRE DANCE MOVES
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 05, 2014, 03:36:37 pm
Zyzz was a huge fucking bundle of sticks
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WarLord on December 05, 2014, 04:32:57 pm
People who complain about not being able to walk after 'leg day' are just training their legs only once per week. If you do full body workouts, you won't always have DOMS like it was your first time working out. Also, splits are horrible for beginners as beginners need their CNS to adapt by doing something over and over again. It's not because elite bodybuilders or powerlifters train with splits that you should do too, they need that much rest because they are lifting extremely heavy weights and their muscles can't adapt as fast as a beginner.

If you train 3 times per week and do something like SS or stronglifts 5x5 you should be able to put on extra weight on the bar every time. I'm squatting 100kg after two months, which is considered 'OK'. People who do bro splits don't even reach that weight after a year.

Well, yeah. But why do you assume me (and Torb) are beginners?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 05, 2014, 04:39:18 pm
Well, yeah. But why do you assume me (and Torb) are beginners?  :mrgreen:

I just know you've always done a brosplit :p
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Jambi on December 05, 2014, 04:57:58 pm
Zyzz was a huge fucking bundle of sticks

You feel superior too him?
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WarLord on December 05, 2014, 05:00:22 pm
I just know you've always done a brosplit :p

I don't even know what a brosplit is  :D

If it's just a normal 2-day split, then yeah, I'm doing that for a long time already, but no way I started like that 9 years back  :)
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: FleetFox on December 05, 2014, 06:11:50 pm
Oh sorry, I thought I was reading the Melee battlegrounds forum. Must have accidently clicked onto the gym goer section  :lol:
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: jtobiasm on December 05, 2014, 06:22:42 pm
Zyzz was a huge fucking bundle of sticks
U mirin his chin line brah?
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: //saxon on December 05, 2014, 07:09:25 pm
Son of Zeuz! Brother of Hercules. He might of died young but he lived like a fucking lion not a sheep.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: lombardsoup on December 05, 2014, 07:27:31 pm
Since this is an internet bodybuilder thread I though I'd throw this in
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11275180/Worlds-fattest-man-Keith-Martin-dies-aged-44.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11275180/Worlds-fattest-man-Keith-Martin-dies-aged-44.html)

Surprisingly he's not from murica
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Gurnisson on December 05, 2014, 07:53:47 pm
There's a lot of people who seem to only do strength and there's also quite a lot of people only doing cardio. Got to get the balance right, it's nice to be good in everything!
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Torben on December 05, 2014, 08:15:54 pm
There's a lot of people who seem to only do strength and there's also quite a lot of people only doing cardio. Got to get the balance right, it's nice to be good in everything!

true true...  although the thing that really comes to mind these days is how training itself became a goal.  we do the things that are meant to help you get better in actual sports as our main sport.  kinda symptomatic for our generation
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Kaoklai on December 05, 2014, 10:46:01 pm
ITT No Rules Just Play preaches to everyone about lifting while squatting 100 kg lmao.  People have different goals and even if you're right about some stuff you just sound like an overzealous noob who started browsing /fit/ last month and just finished reading Starting Strength 3rd Edition™.  I mean the OP is pretty much a not-that-subtle look at me guise i lift
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: MeevarTheMighty on December 05, 2014, 11:05:56 pm
true true...  although the thing that really comes to mind these days is how training itself became a goal.  we do the things that are meant to help you get better in actual sports as our main sport.  kinda symptomatic for our generation

Training to be good at sport at all would really only be symptomatic of the last couple of generations.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Bittersteel on December 05, 2014, 11:07:21 pm
I expected to see a muscular guy but instead I see this :shock:

For being a girl she is fit enough.
But is it Saxon? No.

"Angella Sangra a young girl from Colombia..."

That's the fap thread you fool. Unless you're implying I've been fapping to Saxon.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: lombardsoup on December 05, 2014, 11:08:43 pm
Unless you're implying I've been fapping to Keith Martin.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Riddaren on December 05, 2014, 11:18:04 pm
There's a lot of people who seem to only do strength and there's also quite a lot of people only doing cardio. Got to get the balance right, it's nice to be good in everything!

That goes for cRPG as well.

A lot of of people only play melee while others only play ranged.
Then there are a few really good players who are good at both.

But why waste time on becoming good at either melee or ranged?
All you need is to put on some heavy armor, mount a horse and lower that great lance.

Damn, I'm just as lazy ingame as in real life.
Difference is I can't mount a horse IRL, it would ahve to be an elephant.

:lol:

ps
I remember a few years ago when you played archer Gurnisson. You were quite good.
You probably still do but I don't know your alts' names.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 06, 2014, 12:34:08 am
Son of Zeuz! Brother of Hercules. He might of died young but he lived like a fucking lion not a sheep.
For like the last 3 years of his life lol, that's exactly when he turned into a full homo

ITT No Rules Just Play preaches to everyone about lifting while squatting 100 kg lmao.  People have different goals and even if you're right about some stuff you just sound like an overzealous noob who started browsing /fit/ last month and just finished reading Starting Strength 3rd Edition™.  I mean the OP is pretty much a not-that-subtle look at me guise i lift
Yeah I just started squatting and deadlifting but I've been doing (weighted) calisthenics for a year now, I was rather making a joke about milk though.


Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Corsair831 on December 06, 2014, 01:44:21 am
you really do sound like one of those 20 year olds who has been going to the gym for a few months no rules .. all these acronyms and stuff trying to make it sound like super science ..

dude, it's lifting heavy shit up, and putting it down again. you can learn all you functionally need to know about working out in like half a month, it's not rocket science.

more importantly, it's not important! work as a builder/soldier/police officer, it's important, sure ... but otherwise .. not so much.

sorry for the rant, i just can't stand gym rats. standing there for 30 minutes waiting to use a weight whilst some arsehole gym rat is looking at his triceps in the mirror more than actually using it .. eurgh. /rant over
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: cup457 on December 06, 2014, 01:47:50 am
this is me irl so stronk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0)
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Corsair831 on December 06, 2014, 01:59:19 am
this is me irl so stronk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0)

oh man 1920's cartoons were so good :P .. like really trippy
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: no_rules_just_play on December 06, 2014, 05:11:27 am
i just can't stand gym rats. standing there for 30 minutes waiting to use a weight whilst some arsehole gym rat is looking at his triceps in the mirror more than actually using it

Fuck man, nothing worse than those stupid curlbros! I go to the gym for squats and deadlifts only and we just happen to have only one squat rack. It wouldn't be the first time that some retard was actually using to curl in it or something stupid. But I never say anything about it, not even when I see some guy using form that horrible that I can just see snap city written all over his back
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Torben on December 06, 2014, 09:47:18 am
Training to be good at sport at all would really only be symptomatic of the last couple of generations.

well said dude!   made me grin : )

was making another point but whatever,  this shit doesnt belong here anyway
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 06, 2014, 09:54:22 am
What the fuck happened to this thread?
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WarLord on December 06, 2014, 09:57:27 am
What the fuck happened to this thread?

Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 06, 2014, 10:09:44 am
Better go and promote MB:G while it's not too late, bundles of sticks! You all are just fantasizing fatties anyway!
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Lyozsha on December 06, 2014, 05:31:23 pm
Eat like a human being, and get out of the chair.    No need for science projects or fancy exercise equipment.     We didn't evolve eating from test tubes.

Just eat and do stuff, I guarantee you'll be in better shape.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Jambi on December 06, 2014, 11:08:45 pm
Eat like a human being, and get out of the chair.    No need for science projects or fancy exercise equipment.     We didn't evolve eating from test tubes.

Just eat and do stuff, I guarantee you'll be in better shape.


You are all beautiful people! Even those that dont go to the gym or only recently joined the gym, like some other poster in this thread.
Christina does not lie, she's super famous.
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: enigmatic_stranger on December 06, 2014, 11:33:55 pm
You are all beautiful people! Even those that dont go to the gym or only recently joined the gym, like some other poster in this thread.
Christina does not lie, she's super famous.
Awwww! Jambi, your posts always bring me warmth in different parts of my body!
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on December 07, 2014, 03:05:47 am
Fuck man, nothing worse than those stupid curlbros! I go to the gym for squats and deadlifts only and we just happen to have only one squat rack. It wouldn't be the first time that some retard was actually using to curl in it or something stupid. But I never say anything about it, not even when I see some guy using form that horrible that I can just see snap city written all over his back

HE CURLIN IN THE SQUAT RACK! HE CURLIN!! IN THE SQUAT RACK!!! CALL THE SWOLE POLICE ON THIS IMBECILE!!!

Eat like a human being, and get out of the chair.    No need for science projects or fancy exercise equipment.     We didn't evolve eating from test tubes.

But protein powder isn't that expensive, and I'd rather drink a mocha flavored milk shake (chocolate protein powder, egg, spinach, instant coffee granules, ice) than inhale a hunk of meat right after doing my gym routine. I don't get hungry til 4 hours or so later, but putting some protein into your system ASAP helps gains and recovery a lot. Caffeine perks you up too  :mrgreen:

In college I did put way to much coffee into my shakes a couple times. Trying to do lab work for microbio with shaky hands isn't fun  :mad:
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: lombardsoup on December 07, 2014, 04:07:25 am
Gentlemen need not hoist.

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Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Jambi on December 07, 2014, 04:29:03 am
Gentlemen need not hoist.

False! he has too hoist himself out of bed every morning. Ontop of that , by doing so he probably lifts more weight then any of those chavs at the gym  8-)

Dost thou even hoist brethren?  :wink:

Awwww! Jambi, your posts always bring me warmth in different parts of my body!

Im happy my posts work out for you.

get it ? Workout? kekekeke
Title: Re: 'more than ramen'
Post by: Corsair831 on December 07, 2014, 03:08:32 pm
Eat like a human being, and get out of the chair.    No need for science projects or fancy exercise equipment.     We didn't evolve eating from test tubes.

Just eat and do stuff, I guarantee you'll be in better shape.

this^