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Title: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 09:54:56 pm

Poll is up!
Begin the
CIRCLEJERK EXTRAVAGANZA

Well it's been a long time since we had a good thread like this, so I feel like it's time to circlejerk over it all again.

Since this is a new time period lets please only nominate people that actually fucking play nowadays. I.E. suck my dick if you want to say that saul, manowar, or people like that are the best at a class, because they don't even play.

So I guess you guys just like nominate players for each class, and I will make a poll, and we'll fucking vote about it to decide who the best players are at each class/playstyle. You can like just suggest one or you can suggest a lot, if you guys want to suggest a lot I'll put this shit below here (i made some subsets because i told the frisians i was going to make this thread and they were all like 'YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE POLEARM BE ONE CATEGORY, LIKE, ITS SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS", so thats why thats like that)

Quote

Swashbuckler: JayJrod
1h-Shielder: San
2h: Noodles
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Grytviken
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: Kimbo Slice
Archer: Vick
HA:
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Rohypnol
Thrower: Xeen
HT:
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Grytviken
Leecher: Testicleez

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 15, 2014, 09:57:08 pm

The e-peen threads are becoming more elaborate.... :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 09:57:17 pm

gay

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Switchtense on July 15, 2014, 09:58:16 pm

Quote from: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 09:57:17 pm

gay

I'm Gay is a pretty decent polearmer yeah.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 15, 2014, 10:00:19 pm

apollo best archer

that is all

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 15, 2014, 10:00:41 pm

James duh

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: theawesomenoob on July 15, 2014, 10:01:51 pm

Cav- san

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: cup457 on July 15, 2014, 10:03:13 pm

can i nominate myself for leecher

Title: Re: Annual best player for each class thread (NA only please)
Post by: San on July 15, 2014, 10:05:50 pm

Doing multiple people for some because can't make up my mind, and some may be off since they're just the first to come to mind. Others I didn't mention since I didn't see them on in months (Riran, Cyranule). + some might not be super tryhard, but fit the ideal of the class/dedication. That's why quite a few jack of all trades aren't on there.

Swashbuckler: Sandersson
1h-Shielder: Nord_Bariz/Chosen1
2h: Noodles/Miley
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken/abbud/too many to think of
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Vespasian/Bernie
1h-cav: Daruvian/Holiday(I think, was a Squid)
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: Habb
Archer: Vick
Crossbow: CONQUEEFADOR/ARBS
Thrower: Xeen
Rookie of the Year: Jeffrey of Remnants (might have name wrong)
Leecher: Alterity

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GandalfJr on July 15, 2014, 10:06:20 pm

<------ Cleveland best Crossbowman ever

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 10:07:26 pm

you are allowed to nominate yourself san, you belong somewhere on there

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 10:08:33 pm

Atlantis_General_YenWang for all categories

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Keshian on July 15, 2014, 10:08:52 pm

Swashbuckler: Jayjrod_MB
1h-Shielder: Maple_Syrup_MB
2h: Wesley (warshred_215v60) - would have said cyranule but i honestly dont know the last time hes played crpg - months ago i think
1d/2d Polearm: Adoptagoat
4d Polearm: Method_Mad_Holiday_SQUD
Hoplite: hard to say since so little skill involved in hopliting
1h-cav: ALL are equally GAY
2h-cav: see above
Pole-cav: Dynamike or Kimbo_Slice
Archer: vick, kelden_astralis, itchy
Crossbow: dbrookz, desire
Thrower: Son_of_Chucky


lol all frisians gave me -1 because i didnt think any of them ranked in top 1 of any category

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tyefire on July 15, 2014, 10:09:47 pm

Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on July 15, 2014, 09:54:56 pm

Well it's been a long time since we had a good thread like this, so I feel like it's time to circlejerk over it all again.

Since this is a new time period lets please only nominate people that actually fucking play nowadays. I.E. suck my dick if you want to say that saul, manowar, or people like that are the best at a class, because they don't even play.

So I guess you guys just like nominate players for each class, and I will make a poll, and we'll fucking vote about it to decide who the best players are at each class/playstyle. You can like just suggest one or you can suggest a lot, if you guys want to suggest a lot I'll put this shit below here (i made some subsets because i told the frisians i was going to make this thread and they were all like 'YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE POLEARM BE ONE CATEGORY, LIKE, ITS SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS", so thats why thats like that)

Swashbuckler:Tyefire
1h-Shielder:Tyefire
2h:Tyefire
1d/2d Polearm:Tyefire
4d Polearm:Tyefire
Hoplite:Tyefire
1h-cav:Tyefire
2h-cav:Tyefire
Pole-cav:Tyefire
Archer:Tyefire
Crossbow:Tyefire
Thrower:Tyefire

Wow Thanks man.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: BowlOfNoob on July 15, 2014, 10:11:15 pm

First of all, Hello. I'm New.

I'd like to start off by saying what a wonder thread. I'd like to be happy. I'd like to nominate the Phenom x12 (25 Core) Blessed God Fearing:

PeytonManning as best throwing NA. Although I have a internal conflict with myself and ChuckyTosser cause we go way back like coat racks in the club and women pouring wine in the tub and I'm a decent/pretty survivable 1Hander.

I'd like to close with MANNING TOO GOOD and that I am going back to work now.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 15, 2014, 10:14:18 pm

Best player is this player (http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=19462), only real class that takes skill anyways.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 10:15:02 pm

Quote from: Tears of Destiny on July 15, 2014, 10:14:18 pm

Best player is this player (http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile), only real class that takes skill anyways.

can we please all set aside a moment to downvote this now before we let the moment pass

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 15, 2014, 10:16:11 pm

Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on July 15, 2014, 10:15:02 pm

can we please all set aside a moment to downvote this now before we let the moment pass

Wow... So Rude.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Ostulor on July 15, 2014, 10:23:17 pm

Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on July 15, 2014, 09:54:56 pm

Since this is a new time period lets please only nominate people that actually fucking play nowadays. I.E. suck my dick if you want to say that saul, manowar, or people like that are the best at a class, because they don't even play.

Manowar came back recently.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 10:26:28 pm

please note i added one more category at the end

also please share this thread with your friends and add any categories you think are legit

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Jack1 on July 15, 2014, 10:27:14 pm

Swashbuckler:prostitute
1h-Shielder: san/manowar
2h: no great ones like there used to be
1d/2d Polearm:tanken
4d Polearm:skinboat
Hoplite:gryvetk or whatever the raven guy's name is
1h-cav:holiday
2h-cav:develize
Pole-cav:smithy
Archer: zlotz
Crossbow:conqueefador
Thrower:xeen

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Mae. on July 15, 2014, 10:28:42 pm

mano is back :P

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 15, 2014, 10:29:33 pm

Rookie of the year as in started in 2014?

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 10:30:19 pm

i mean, just so long as they're generally quite new and surprisingly good for their newness

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Smithy on July 15, 2014, 10:32:03 pm

Quote from: Jack1 on July 15, 2014, 10:27:14 pm

Swashbuckler:
1h-Shielder: manowar
2h: serge
1d/2d Polearm: bundle of sticksry
4d Polearm: easymode
Hoplite: sauce
1h-cav: only eu is good at this
2h-cav: easiestmode
Pole-cav: smithy
Archer: vick, helot
Crossbow: tranquil, desire, w/e stupid name she uses
Thrower: arty (gay str), xeen (gay agi), munro (gay balanced build)

there, fixed

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tanken on July 15, 2014, 10:33:05 pm

Swashbuckler: Does Matey still play?
1h-Shielder: San
2h: Noodles
1d/2d Polearm: Spin (but I'm not sure he plays anymore)
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Bernie
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: KIMBO_SLICE
Archer: Apollo
Crossbow: Conqueefador
Thrower: Xeen
Rookie of the Year: Plumbo
Leecher: Allers (too soon?) Most of YYY.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tojo on July 15, 2014, 10:33:52 pm

Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on July 15, 2014, 10:30:19 pm

BEST DRESSED: Tojo

Wow I don't know what to say I guess I'd like to thank my mom and all the people who said I couldn't do it for pushing me to be the best dressed of 2014

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 10:38:30 pm

Quote from: Tanken on July 15, 2014, 10:33:05 pm

Leecher: Allers (too soon?)

i laughed

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: BaleOhay on July 15, 2014, 10:50:51 pm

waffles tops the boards on 2 hand lately def should get a mention.. hitting puberty must have helped him out some

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: BowlOfNoob on July 15, 2014, 10:51:08 pm

We need to have

Best In Show/Best Dressed for battle: PeytonManning

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Mallets on July 15, 2014, 11:00:26 pm

Where's Horse Archer at???!!!   :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :mad:  That's me getting shot by HA!


1h-Shielder:  Kevin_ProD
2h:  Noodles
1d/2d Polearm:  Tanken
2h-cav:  Devilize
Pole-cav:  iBludgeon
Archer:  Vick
Crossbow:  dbrookz

Not sure where to place San.  I've seen him dominate at Cav, 1H, and other classes... so not sure where to place him but he deserves a mention.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Novamere on July 15, 2014, 11:01:32 pm

Needs AGI my old friends and STR crutchs

those are classes within themselves

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Apollo on July 15, 2014, 11:02:34 pm

Swashbuckler: Sandy
1h-Shielder: San
2h: ??? Too many but i'll say Firebus
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Raven_Gryt
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: iBludgeon
Archer: Apollo duh
Crossbow: Silveredge
Thrower: Xeen
HA: Talazar
HX: Jiggles
HT: Donkey Thrower
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Kesh
Leecher: Ildist
Best Dressed: PeytonManning
Most Successful IRL: Relit or Bumblebee

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: MrShine on July 15, 2014, 11:03:50 pm

Quote from: Tears of Destiny on July 15, 2014, 10:14:18 pm

Best player is this player (http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=19462), only real class that takes skill anyways.

- gave you a +1
- clicked link and realized you botched the "this guy (http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile)" joke
- promptly removed the +1
- gave you a -1  :twisted:

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sari on July 15, 2014, 11:10:05 pm

Swashbuckler: Sandy
1h-Shielder: San
2h: Noodles
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Grytivken
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: Savvii
Archer: Itchy
HA: Talazar
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Asheram
Thrower: Amatsuka
Leecher: Testi
Best Dressed: Mae
Most Successful IRL: Johammeth

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 11:11:21 pm

RETRACTED

you know what this means johammeth (he told me he'd only contribute if I posted jake gylenhaal, however you spell it)

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Duster on July 15, 2014, 11:12:03 pm

Swashbuckler: nobody good plays this
1h-Shielder: San (chosen1 gets an honorable mention, I see him doing work in strat battles)
2h: Jack1 testicle
1d/2d Polearm: Canary
4d Polearm: Honestly too many good players playing polearm these days. I have to say I like Jona the best.
Hoplite: Gryviken (he's the only one doing it, but he's also good)
1h-cav: Daruvian (figuratively created this thread just to see his name here)
2h-cav: Internet_Explorer (he still plays, right??)
Pole-cav: Huseby
Archer: Apollo
Crossbow: Desire
Thrower: Peyton Manning(dat banner tho)
Rookie of the Year: Ildist
Leecher: Xiao-whatever, that guy that wears all black and uses a cudgel every round. He is dedicated.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Keshian on July 15, 2014, 11:17:10 pm

Quote from: Tanken on July 15, 2014, 10:33:05 pm

Swashbuckler: Does Matey still play?

nah, he actually has the highest renown from strat battles, but because he hasnt played crpg in months its glitched out so his name doesnt even appear anymore on the list.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Johammeth on July 15, 2014, 11:20:38 pm

Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on July 15, 2014, 11:11:21 pm

you know what this means johammeth (he told me he'd only contribute if I posted jake gylenhaal, however you spell it)

I'm a man of my word.


1H GUY: SANDY
1H WITH BOARD GUY: SAN
GUY WITH BIG SWORD: NOODLES
GUY WITH POKEY POLEARM: TANKEN (EVEN IF HE MADE KUTT LOOK LIKE CEAMSICLES TODAY)
GUY WITH SWINGEY POLEARM: KAOKLAI (-)
GUY WITH POKER AND BOARD: I SAW ZAN LAST MONTH DOES THAT COUNT?
1H HORSE GUY: WHOEVER MOST RECENTLY TEAMKILLED ME
2H HORSE GUY: WHOEVER MOST RECENTLY TEAMKILLED ME
POLE CAVE: ABLURBLURUBLRUBLEUBLUR
ARCHER: APOLLO
HA: NO
Crossbow: NO
HX: NO
Thrower: XEEN
HT: ???
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: GRYTVIKEN
Leecher: THE GHOST OF TESTICLEEZ
Best Dressed: THE GHOST OF TESTICLEEZ
Most Successful IRL: PEYTON MANNING
Best Named: TRUEGOD_PUBTRASH_DUMPSTERNERD

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 15, 2014, 11:30:59 pm

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 11:36:58 pm

Quote from: Johammeth on July 15, 2014, 11:20:38 pm

I'm a man of my word.

I don't know if I can accept this response. I think I may have to retract my photo of Jake.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Artyem on July 15, 2014, 11:38:10 pm

rip Zan

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Voester on July 15, 2014, 11:40:47 pm

These threads are cancerous, and you should feel bad daruvian.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 11:46:42 pm

if you post in this shit-thread you are gay

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 11:52:05 pm

Quote from: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 11:46:42 pm

if you post in this shit-thread you are gay

wow you're so edgy and contrarian and self-aware, im impressed

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 11:54:57 pm

Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on July 15, 2014, 11:52:05 pm

wow you're so edgy and contrarian and self-aware, im impressed

every1 knows you made this shit post so you could see your name as the best 1h cav player which really isn't a contest because you are the only one in NA who plays that garbage class

rekt m8

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 15, 2014, 11:58:01 pm

if i just wanted people to tell me that i was good i could have done that much easier you shitrat

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 12:16:03 am

waiting for canary to reply, come on canary

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 12:21:33 am

ROFLMFAO

ahhh, crpg players, always good for a laugh

Swashbuckler: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1h-Shielder: Someone high Gen \ high Level
2h: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1d/2d Polearm: Someone high Gen \ high Level
4d Polearm: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Hoplite: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1h-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
2h-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Pole-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Archer: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Crossbow: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Thrower: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HA: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HX: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HT: Someone high Gen \ high Level
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Someone high Gen \ high Level ( ironic but still true )
Leecher: YYY
Best Dressed: Plumbo ( Tretter comes close )
Most Successful IRL: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Best Strat Commander: Kesh
Worst poll maker: Daruvian

Cant wait till next years poll, i will ALSO BE  LVL 34!!! AND THEREFORE ELIGIBLE TO MAKE THE LIST!!! IM SOOOO EXCITED!

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Screaming Idiot on July 16, 2014, 12:22:50 am

jeez, so much bickering in a single thread thats not discussing a patch

im glad im not good at this game so i dont appear on anyones list here

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Switchtense on July 16, 2014, 12:25:06 am

Everytime I read posts of Gobblin I end up knowing more insults than before.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Kaoklai on July 16, 2014, 12:55:44 am

Swashbuckler: lol
1h-Shielder: Balbaroth
2h: Patrick(Patricia)
1d/2d Polearm: Walt_F4
4d Polearm: Beeper
Hoplite: lol
1h-cav: Dan
2h-cav: Bar Mace Cavalry w/Crushthrough and Knockdown
Pole-cav: Spongled (played on NA)
Archer: Qaki/Robin Longstride
Crossbow: Alkaowni
Thrower: Disenfranchised_Palestinian



GoneButNotForgotten: R_Kelly_on_You

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Jona on July 16, 2014, 12:58:58 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 12:21:33 am

Most Successful IRL: Someone low Gen \ low Level

Fixed.

(click to show/hide)

Better yet, anyone who has never even touched this game.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 16, 2014, 01:31:11 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 12:21:33 am

ROFLMFAO

ahhh, crpg players, always good for a laugh

Swashbuckler: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1h-Shielder: Someone high Gen \ high Level
2h: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1d/2d Polearm: Someone high Gen \ high Level
4d Polearm: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Hoplite: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1h-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
2h-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Pole-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Archer: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Crossbow: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Thrower: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HA: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HX: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HT: Someone high Gen \ high Level
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Someone high Gen \ high Level ( ironic but still true )
Leecher: YYY
Best Dressed: Plumbo ( Tretter comes close )
Most Successful IRL: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Best Strat Commander: Kesh
Worst poll maker: Daruvian

Cant wait till next years poll, i will ALSO BE  LVL 34!!! AND THEREFORE ELIGIBLE TO MAKE THE LIST!!! IM SOOOO EXCITED!

I almost upvoted your post until you said Kesh was the best strat commander lol

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: chesterotab on July 16, 2014, 01:34:51 am

Swashbuckler: Saulcanner
1h-Shielder: Saulcanner
2h: Saulcanner
1d/2d Polearm: Saulcanner
4d Polearm: Saulcanner
Hoplite: Saulcanner
1h-cav: Saulcanner
2h-cav: Saulcanner
Pole-cav: Saulcanner
Archer: Saulcanner
HA: Saulcanner
Crossbow: Saulcanner
HX: Saulcanner
Thrower: Saulcanner
HT: Saulcanner
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year:

(click to show/hide)

Saulcanner

Leecher: Allers
Best Dressed: Saulcanner
Most Successful IRL: Saulcanner
Best Named: LordLongrodVonHugenDong

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 16, 2014, 01:36:12 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 12:21:33 am

ROFLMFAO

ahhh, crpg players, always good for a laugh

Swashbuckler: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1h-Shielder: Someone high Gen \ high Level
2h: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1d/2d Polearm: Someone high Gen \ high Level
4d Polearm: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Hoplite: Someone high Gen \ high Level
1h-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
2h-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Pole-cav: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Archer: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Crossbow: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Thrower: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HA: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HX: Someone high Gen \ high Level
HT: Someone high Gen \ high Level
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Someone high Gen \ high Level ( ironic but still true )
Leecher: YYY
Best Dressed: Plumbo ( Tretter comes close )
Most Successful IRL: Someone high Gen \ high Level
Best Strat Commander: Kesh
Worst poll maker: Daruvian

Cant wait till next years poll, i will ALSO BE  LVL 34!!! AND THEREFORE ELIGIBLE TO MAKE THE LIST!!! IM SOOOO EXCITED!

I mean, someone that plays a game for longer than others are going to be better at that game, generally. You take any good player that may have a level 32+ main account and throw him on a skip the fun, or even a level 25 character and they'll wipe the floor with 95 percent of the server.

Are you trying to make the point that players performing well do so because they are higher level than their opponents? If so, you're wrong in many cases.

Are you trying to make the point that players performing well do so because they've played longer than others? If so, then duh.

Are you attempting to say that this mod is bad (insert le funny crpg mod ded lol so bad heroin me-me) because a player that has played for 10 hours cannot perform as well as one that has played for 100 or more, regardless of player level? If so, then lol.

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also lmao at you riding Kesh's hard D on a topic not remotely related to him, careful, your cornhole might loosen up from all the jock-posting

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HappyPhantom on July 16, 2014, 01:39:43 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 12:21:33 am

Rookie of the Year: Someone high Gen \ high Level ( ironic but still true )

So true, Raven Grytviken on all counts here, that bastard. Been playing only a few months and Gen16, high level already!!!

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Bronto on July 16, 2014, 01:54:21 am

Quote from: Kaoklai on July 16, 2014, 12:55:44 am

Swashbuckler: lol
1h-Shielder: Balbaroth
2h: Patrick(Patricia)
1d/2d Polearm: Walt_F4
4d Polearm: Beeper
Hoplite: lol/Hoodie_ATS
1h-cav: Dan
2h-cav: Bar Mace Cavalry w/Crushthrough and Knockdown
Pole-cav: Spongled (played on NA)
Archer: Qaki/Robin Longstride
Crossbow: Alkaowni
Thrower: Disenfranchised_Palestinian



GoneButNotForgotten: R_Kelly_on_You; Spook Island; Farmer Nate

Best list so far. All these others are shit.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: //saxon on July 16, 2014, 02:09:16 am

san for 1h shield

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Westgate on July 16, 2014, 04:14:37 am

Westgate and Grytviken for Rookies of the Year, come at us brosephs.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: San on July 16, 2014, 04:35:32 am

You both are very good for new players. I would've just thought you were veterans when watching in-game.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Killer on July 16, 2014, 04:38:19 am

Does playing for almost a year (probably has been a year i forgot my exact start date last year) make u a veteran if not than I'm still a rookie/noob

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Inglorious on July 16, 2014, 04:38:39 am

For the cavalry divisions

Pole-Cav: Smithy/Huesby/San/ and Inglorious!!!!! <---(no... to poor to afford to use my good heavy horses/heavy lance/ heavy armors  :cry: :cry: :cry:)
2H-Cav: Devilize/Internet_Explorer/Cyranule
1H-Cav: Daruvian (Smashes through own team to get the kill in a 1v5. Kills all friendlies with the charge. Enemy down. Kill(s) secured)
HX-Cav: Meh... Probably Murchad
HA-Cav: F That


No particular order or Pole and 2H. Hard decision between Smithy Huesby and San.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Thaddeus117 on July 16, 2014, 04:41:33 am

I want a Best Crpg Ping Player category!

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tanken on July 16, 2014, 04:41:59 am

Quote from: Thaddeus117 on July 16, 2014, 04:41:33 am

I want a Best Crpg Ping Player category!

Canary sits on the server. He wins.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Inglorious on July 16, 2014, 04:44:04 am

Quote from: Tanken on July 16, 2014, 04:41:59 am

Canary sits on lives in the server. He wins.

FTFY

What does he average again? Like 6 ping?

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sari on July 16, 2014, 04:47:48 am

Quote from: IngloriouslyBad on July 16, 2014, 04:38:39 am

For the cavalry divisions

Pole-Cav: Smithy/Huesby/San/ and Inglorious!!!!! <---(no... to poor to afford to use my good heavy horses/heavy lance/ heavy armors  :cry: :cry: :cry:)
2H-Cav: Devilize/Internet_Explorer/Cyranule
1H-Cav: Daruvian (Smashes through own team to get the kill in a 1v5. Kills all friendlies with the charge. Enemy down. Kill(s) secured)
HX-Cav: Meh... Probably Murchad
HA-Cav: F That


No particular order or Pole and 2H. Hard decision between Smithy Huesby and San.

lol Murchad is HA not HX

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Konrax on July 16, 2014, 05:19:52 am

San 1h/shield

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: MrPink44 on July 16, 2014, 05:31:18 am

Honorable Mention: ButtslapShitburger may he make a stunning re-entry into our lives.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Noodlenrice on July 16, 2014, 05:31:23 am

Quote from: Westgate on July 16, 2014, 04:14:37 am

Westgate and Grytviken for Rookies of the Year, come at us brosephs.

I'm pretty new actually. But I'm gay so nvm

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Westgate on July 16, 2014, 05:45:30 am

Quote from: Noodlenrice on July 16, 2014, 05:31:23 am

I'm pretty new actually. But I'm gay so nvm

You misspelled 'bad' #gotm

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Canary on July 16, 2014, 05:46:23 am

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Swashbuckler:  John
1h-Shielder:  San
2h:  Riran
1d/2d Polearm:  I forget which Squid it is that uses the english bill all the time
4d Polearm:  Kaoklai
Hoplite:  Raven_Grytviken or maybe BranStark_Astralis
1h-cav:  abbud_amari
2h-cav:  Devilize
Pole-cav:  n/a
Archer:  vick
HA:  Murchad
Crossbow: CONQUEEFADOR
HX:  n/a RIP
Thrower:  Chucky Tosser or Gafferjack
HT:  Xeen
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year:  Mokou (or Grytviken or Westgate; I didn't realize they were new. Somebody make a whole topic with a poll on this premise)
Leecher:  Xerobdellidae aka CHINASERF2 aka HAMAS_Fajr_5
Best Dressed:  Gafferjack ultimate bald
Most Successful IRL:  Xol

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Swashbuckler:  Bendak_BlockDownScrubs
1h-Shielder:  Eyebeat_the_Wanderer
2h:  King_James_of_Acre
1d/2d Polearm:  Kreczor_of_Chaos
4d Polearm:  former Hospitaller Jordach
Hoplite:  HoC_
1h-cav:  HoC_Lord_Largos
2h-cav:  was Lucinda 2h cav?
Pole-cav:  San or Panther
Archer:  realistically speaking an EU archer, even on the NA list
HA:  Mad_at_Stabs_Namo
Crossbow:  Tinoshi
HX:  Asheram
Thrower:  McMauley_Culkin
HT:  WITCHCRAFT
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year:  Knightmare or Lemon_, where did these guys come from?
Leecher:  community favorite Allers
Best Dressed:  everyone looks like shit but me
Most Successful IRL:  chadz on account of taking all that money of ours

but which list is the real one!??!?!



Bonus! new optional categories:
Best armor crutch:
Best dagger leecher:
Worst admin:
Best rulebreaker:
Ban thread hero 2014:
Most appealing forum presence:

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 16, 2014, 05:56:22 am

Swashbuckler: Luk
1h-Shielder: Luk
2h: Snuffy
1d/2d Polearm: Luk
4d Polearm: Luk
Hoplite: El_Yanqui
1h-cav: Frank_The_Tank
2h-cav: Knute / Frank_The_Tank
Pole-cav: Bludgeon
Archer: Agile
HA: Namo
Crossbow: Conqueefador Medieval Sniper
HX: Release Arrows
Thrower: Dorlando / Bruvantas
HT: Luk
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Sittingbull
Leecher: Namo
Best Dressed: Arys_TheDrunkenPeasant
Most Successful IRL: Edward
Best Named: Conqueefador Medieval Sniper

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tydeus on July 16, 2014, 06:02:30 am

Archer: Angel_Hair

Thread done.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HardRice on July 16, 2014, 06:09:19 am

Quote from: Tydeus on July 16, 2014, 06:02:30 am

Archer: Angel_Hair

Thread done.

Balancer: San

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tydeus on July 16, 2014, 06:10:48 am

Quote from: HardRice on July 16, 2014, 06:09:19 am

Balancer: San

Most Recently Banned: HardRice

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Inglorious on July 16, 2014, 06:12:13 am

Quote from: Sari on July 16, 2014, 04:47:48 am

lol Murchad is HA not HX

I was referring to one of his many alts he tries classes on. And he does very well on it. Only other HX who still plays actively is Asheram, but the guy uses a short spear as his secondary x_x

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 06:13:44 am

getting real tired of your shit, NA

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 06:17:05 am

Quote from: Keshian on July 15, 2014, 10:08:52 pm

Swashbuckler: Jayjrod_MB
1h-Shielder: Maple_Syrup_MB
2h: Wesley (warshred_215v60) - would have said cyranule but i honestly dont know the last time hes played crpg - months ago i think
1d/2d Polearm: Adoptagoat
4d Polearm: Method_Mad_Holiday_SQUD
Hoplite: hard to say since so little skill involved in hopliting
1h-cav: ALL are equally GAY
2h-cav: see above
Pole-cav: Dynamike or Kimbo_Slice
Archer: vick, kelden_astralis, itchy
Crossbow: dbrookz, desire
Thrower: Son_of_Chucky


lol all frisians gave me -1 because i didnt think any of them ranked in top 1 of any category

naw kesh you mouthbreathing mongoloid, i hope you're reading this, we downvoted your cheeseshit because you just sucked your friends dicks so deep you burned their tips with stomach acid. like how the fuck can you say that holiday is the best 4d polearm for one. you're just filled from balls to brains with pure bullshit you cuntbag.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Killer on July 16, 2014, 06:19:13 am

1h: San
Polearm cav: San
Archer: Twist_of_Fate (Lubu)
4d polearm: LUBU
Strength Crutching: Knightmare (Novamere)
Hoplite: Grytviken
Strat Shitposting: SQUIDS
2h: Grem
I give up idc i didn't follow guidlines as this is a shitposting thread anyways lol
Oh and afk for now longspearer: Hill ofc (or maybe he's gone forever D:  )

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HardRice on July 16, 2014, 06:26:42 am

Real list:

Swashbuckler: Bobthehero_Whals
1h-Shielder: San
2h: not a class
1d/2d Polearm: SittingBull
4d Polearm: Kaoklai, maybe Jona?
Hoplite: Grytviken or Zan
1h-cav: only Daruvian actually plays this class
2h-cav: devilize
Pole-cav: Huey, but I think LordDark owned him as cav.
Archer: frumpty, kelden, vick, dildos
HA: Murchad
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Rohypnol(pretend he plays)
Thrower: Chucky(Yeah he still plays)
HT: Zlisch

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 16, 2014, 06:36:08 am

please put me on your lists

my self-worth depends on how good people think I am at video games

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Palurgee on July 16, 2014, 06:37:20 am

this thread is fucking hilarious

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HarryCrumb on July 16, 2014, 06:39:02 am

Swashbuckler: Sandy
1h-Shielder: San is retardedly good but I'm going to give a shout-out to Holiday :*
2h: Knightmare/Plague_/Vex(?), the guy who changes his name after each ban
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Goldilox (how has this betch not been named?!)
Hoplite: Gryt (Glad you stayed over Westgate, that guy is a fucking idiot)
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Blackwhite (HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUE)
Pole-cav: Panther
Archer: Agile (pewpepwepwpepwpewpw, real talk: nerf whatever little pewpew bow he uses, it's stupidly OP)
Thrower: Mangler_the_Strangler
HT: RavenR_Cup457
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Gryt
Leecher: Cup's alt where he is doing an entire gen without blocking
Best Dressed: Goldilox, those iconic white boots are fre$h
Most Successful IRL: Cup, best of luck with your new job, buddy!
Best Named: Harold C. Crumb

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sir_Wonka on July 16, 2014, 06:54:00 am

He may not be NA physically, but in soul Hirlok the Hermit is NA. He is my nominee for best archer. He can get demn dank ass shots with 200+ ping

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 07:34:34 am

working on the poll right now btw if there are any last minute entries

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: EyeBeat on July 16, 2014, 07:40:56 am

Thrower - Giggle

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 07:42:51 am

Alright got the answers from the thread compiled, poll going up soon but I will still add legit suggestions to it.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 07:54:01 am

POLL IS UP. Please share with your fellow nerds. It's got precisely 60 options at this point and some categories feel a little bit skimpy.

Once we get front runners in the categories I will cut out the excess and put the votes back down to 0 so we can vote between the best of the best in this circlejerk extravaganza.

(if anyone votes accurately in all of those and doesn't get a migraine from it, tell me how you accomplished such a feat)

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tojo on July 16, 2014, 08:07:50 am

I wanna stroke my e-peen for 2h cav

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and while tooting my own horn, I kill the other cav on the list regularly with a few exceptions.

But I was definitely best dressed 2014

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: imisshotmail on July 16, 2014, 08:11:44 am

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if you dont vote for me for pole cav you're wrong (rip rohypnol)

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: SittingBull on July 16, 2014, 08:15:30 am

Quote from: ArysOakheart on July 16, 2014, 05:56:22 am

Rookie of the Year: Sittingbull

Wow, I'm honored. To think it was only a short 3 years ago that I started this adventure.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Inglorious on July 16, 2014, 08:18:06 am

Grytviken has the rookie of the year in the bag. I hate seeing that name when I'm riding. He will find me.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Lemon_ on July 16, 2014, 09:10:43 am

Didn't make a single poll?

What about most unjustly banned
between me and Allers

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Huey Newton on July 16, 2014, 09:28:44 am

Saul
ManofWar
People like this

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 16, 2014, 09:29:14 am

Quote from: IngloriouslyBad on July 16, 2014, 08:18:06 am

Grytviken has the rookie of the year in the bag. I hate seeing that name when I'm riding. He will find me.

He is the one hoplite I cant just spam down. He knows what he is doing and does better than most veteran hoplites.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Equal on July 16, 2014, 09:29:27 am

I'm forever suck.

Too lazy to use the correct format and this basically a shoutout thread so here I go, although most don't play anymore they could easily return and destroy us all:

Huey
Cyranule
Dan
Rohypnol
Badplayer
San
Robert Namo
Shinock
Miley
Saulcanner

Nobody could quite top the servers like these fellas.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 16, 2014, 10:03:25 am

I am appalled at the lack of Well Dressed.

Edit: This poll has been tampered with! I uhhh need to revote, I thought this was something else.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 16, 2014, 11:30:15 am

Best Leecher: ArysLeecherAtHeart

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: //saxon on July 16, 2014, 12:48:19 pm

Lumetta for best unbalanced?  :)

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Joseph Porta on July 16, 2014, 12:50:22 pm

San is imo by far the best NA player. Just look how he plays with a shatload of different classes.

Pitchfork hopliting equals godmode

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tydeus on July 16, 2014, 01:33:55 pm

Quote from: Equal on July 16, 2014, 09:29:27 am

I'm forever suck.

Too lazy to use the correct format and this basically a shoutout thread so here I go, although most don't play anymore they could easily return and destroy us all:

Huey
Cyranule
Dan
Rohypnol
Badplayer
San
Robert Namo
Shinock
Miley
Saulcanner

Nobody could quite top the servers like these fellas.

What? Huey didn't top the scoreboard, he always had too many TKs for that. The others are on a completely different tier from the rest. Also, can someone tell Cyranule to go back to 1h already?

Quote from: Saxon. on July 16, 2014, 12:48:19 pm

Lumetta for best unbalanced?  :)

Of the 2hers, perhaps, we don't have many of those. On the other head, Rhaelys was always particularly nasty with the GLB, as is Kaoklai currently.

"Apollo (Archer) 12 (3.5%)" I actually hadn't seen a single person mention him, nice to see there are at least a few reasonable people left. Although, the fact that any of the others (and that there are so many) even have one vote, aside perhaps from vick, who isn't nearly as good as he used to be, is still confusing.

oh and btw

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I totally am the best NA archer. I don't even play strat.
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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: PsychoTwins on July 16, 2014, 01:38:06 pm

Quote from: Tydeus on July 16, 2014, 01:33:55 pm

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I totally am the best NA archer. I don't even play strat.
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Pls kill self irl.

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cancer

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: woody on July 16, 2014, 02:06:46 pm

Oh dear. People with self worth tied up in a computer game. Its fun, thats all. Wonder if trainspotter forums have whos the best trainspotter thread?

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 02:47:51 pm

Quote from: woody on July 16, 2014, 02:06:46 pm

Oh dear. People with self worth tied up in a computer game. Its fun, thats all. Wonder if trainspotter forums have whos the best trainspotter thread?

I wonder if the cocksucking forums have you on their leaderboard.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Mae. on July 16, 2014, 05:03:29 pm

Quote from: HardRice on July 16, 2014, 06:26:42 am

Real list:

Swashbuckler: Bobthehero_Whals
1h-Shielder: San
2h: not a class
1d/2d Polearm: SittingBull
4d Polearm: Kaoklai, maybe Jona?
Hoplite: Grytviken or Zan
1h-cav: only Daruvian actually plays this class
2h-cav: devilize
Pole-cav: Huey, but I think LordDark owned him as cav.
Archer: frumpty, kelden, vick, dildos
HA: Murchad
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Rohypnol(pretend he plays)
Thrower: Chucky(Yeah he still plays)
HT: Zlisch

beyond fucking impressed and proud of this reference

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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 16, 2014, 06:34:02 pm

Guess I don't play enough to be nominated for pole cav, because I'm clearly the superior pole cav player whenever I play

Thanks for the nod Mr Pibb

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Swashbuckler: San
1h-Shielder: Arowaine
2h: Cyranule gets honorable mention (does he still play), shout out to Oderp and Jack1
1d/2d Polearm: SittingBull or Bonsai (fuck you Bonsai)
4d Polearm: Noodles or BigSammy (pretty sure he's a 2d polearm, but I'm leaving it here) and of course Lubu
Hoplite: Zan
1h/2h cav: Prob give it to devilize, then jack1 and then daruvian, but all good players (I never distinguish between 2h or 1h cav)
Pole-cav: Not really sure who I'd say...maybe Salope (I'd say TommyHu if he still played, or Cyranule if he was pole cav still)
Archer: vick, dildos, robin long stride, too many fucking good asshole archers
HA: Murchad
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Chinaserfy
Thrower: Pure throwers are dumb.  It should be a hybrid class.  Way to waste your skill points. 
HT: not applicable/non factors

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo on July 16, 2014, 06:51:52 pm

Swashbuckler: Maduin
1h-Shielder: San
2h: Probably Jack
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Bernie (+1)
1h-cav: I can't think of anyone who even plays this shit class
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: iBludgeon
Archer: Zlotz, Agile
HA: N/A
Crossbow: N/A
Thrower: Xeen

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: cup457 on July 16, 2014, 07:19:59 pm

1h-Shielder: San
2h: mosako
1d/2d Polearm: relit
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Gryt
1h-cav: Mango
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: Panter (anyone who thinks otherwise doesnt realize how good panther is)
Archer: Agile
HA: fuck these guys
Crossbow: also gay as hell
Thrower: Chucky tosser

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: bagge on July 16, 2014, 07:35:12 pm

Apollo #1!

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 07:40:29 pm

Sandy, you sound so jelly downvoting every single post in the entire forum that has the word "Kesh" in it.

Just being honest with ya, you know a better commander? feel free to name a name, because i dont.

Also, lol at this poll. Sandy, idc anymore what you think of me, tbh idk who is better between you or Jona as a poll armer.

I really dont, both have skills, can block, both good at feinting...who gives me a harder time? JONA...is jona better? WHO KNOWS, but he is faster, which makes him harder to block, and since he can block as well, and outswing me, he has an edge over me 1v1.

You dont Sandy, 1v1 you feels much more of a fair fight then fighting Jona...again is Jona better then you? who knows, maybe you could do as well as Jona, maybe Jona could do as well as you do with str. I doubt it, because agi is what he's always used.

I had this same conversation with firebus when he wanted to make a "whos the greatest" and i told him what im telling you again. There are just too many variables in crpg to determine true skill


ive fought SaulCanner 4 times in duel. thats the only time ive seen him , only time i fought him. You lads wont believe me and idc, but i beat him all 4 times. Was he low level? was he rusty? his irl cat distracted him irl? Either way it clearly wasnt the Saul i had been hearing about.

All i know is i beat him...and all i heard about it was "you have tons of armor and ps and a longsword...you didnt beat him, your gear did"

I think i have a SS with that exact quote. So at what lvl with what build with what gear does this become skill based in your eyes?

riddle me that.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Thumper on July 16, 2014, 07:46:03 pm

Swashbuckler: uh
1h-Shielder: San
2h: rip
1d/2d Polearm: Bonsai
4d Polearm:BOLO
Hoplite:BigSandwich
1h-cav:Daru(ur gay though)
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: Jason
Archer: Agile, stop shooting me you fuck
HA: Geon
Crossbow: ARBS
HX: rip
Thrower: Xeen (stahp)
HT: rip

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Seren on July 16, 2014, 07:49:54 pm

More like a popularity contest than actual skills.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sniger on July 16, 2014, 08:03:34 pm

rofl what is this thread

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you need a perfect balanced game before you can do threads like these  :lol:

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 16, 2014, 08:14:06 pm

Hey, I voted against my clanmates twice in this poll. I think. I know I voted against Sandy lol.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 08:37:15 pm

Quote from: Forcefaith on July 16, 2014, 07:49:54 pm

More like a popularity contest than actual skills.

ROFL ^ this.

CRPG in a nutshell.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on July 16, 2014, 08:43:46 pm

Quote from: Forcefaith on July 16, 2014, 07:49:54 pm

More like a popularity contest than actual skills.

HAHA YEAH FUCK THIS THREAD ITS STUPID

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Holiday203 on July 16, 2014, 10:09:02 pm

I've played 1h cav for two gens.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on July 16, 2014, 11:01:08 pm

Quote from: Sniger on July 16, 2014, 08:03:34 pm

rofl what is this thread

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you need a perfect balanced game before you can do threads like these  :lol:

Not the mama

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: woody on July 17, 2014, 12:32:08 am

Goblinking - No cocksucking forums dont have me on a leaderboard since I dont suck cocks so your position is unchallenged as far as I know. Congrats.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HardRice on July 17, 2014, 01:00:19 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 07:40:29 pm

Sandy, you sound so jelly downvoting every single post in the entire forum that has the word "Kesh" in it.

Just being honest with ya, you know a better commander? feel free to name a name, because i dont.

Also, lol at this poll. Sandy, idc anymore what you think of me, tbh idk who is better between you or Jona as a poll armer.

I really dont, both have skills, can block, both good at feinting...who gives me a harder time? JONA...is jona better? WHO KNOWS, but he is faster, which makes him harder to block, and since he can block as well, and outswing me, he has an edge over me 1v1.

You dont Sandy, 1v1 you feels much more of a fair fight then fighting Jona...again is Jona better then you? who knows, maybe you could do as well as Jona, maybe Jona could do as well as you do with str. I doubt it, because agi is what he's always used.

I had this same conversation with firebus when he wanted to make a "whos the greatest" and i told him what im telling you again. There are just too many variables in crpg to determine true skill


ive fought SaulCanner 4 times in duel. thats the only time ive seen him , only time i fought him. You lads wont believe me and idc, but i beat him all 4 times. Was he low level? was he rusty? his irl cat distracted him irl? Either way it clearly wasnt the Saul i had been hearing about.

All i know is i beat him...and all i heard about it was "you have tons of armor and ps and a longsword...you didnt beat him, your gear did"

I think i have a SS with that exact quote. So at what lvl with what build with what gear does this become skill based in your eyes?

riddle me that.

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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 17, 2014, 01:14:43 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 16, 2014, 07:40:29 pm

a bunch of shit

I have downvoted less than a dozen posts in the last weeks, and almost all of those were winstona churchill in allers' unban discussion. I don't go around downvoting anything, just shit I think is really stupid. I don't go to merc recruitment threads and downvote him, I haven't even downvoted any of your other posts where you say he's very good at what he does. I don't downvote you when you ride his hard D if it is relevant, such as strategus forums. This is a shitpost/player-skill thread, and your dick-riding was irrelevant. I feel as though both bonsai and arowaine are at least on par with kesh in strategus battles; especially if they're losing. Kesh-led teams perform very well on average, but I've seen it when they are being beaten, and it is not pretty.  I also think Require is at least as good, although he's pretty much quit the game

I do think Jona is a better polearm player than I am, especially right now. He can shit on me in a 1v1 or teamfight situation if we're both polearm. I don't really see where I said anything in my post about my performance as a polearm player; I'm much better at being a dickhead swashbuckler.

I don't know how you beat saul 4 times. Yes, he's not some demi-god that some people claim, but he's certainly one of the best duelists and overall players that I've ever seen. At a certain skill level, gear and build becomes irrelevant. Admittedly, the majority of players are not at that skill level, but regardless, to a highly experienced and skilled player it will not matter if his or her opponent is a full-plated longsword user or anything else. Gear/level can make a significant impact on average players dueling or battling, but makes no significant difference to highly skilled duelists.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Holiday203 on July 17, 2014, 01:40:12 am

Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on July 16, 2014, 06:17:05 am

naw kesh you mouthbreathing mongoloid, i hope you're reading this, we downvoted your cheeseshit because you just sucked your friends dicks so deep you burned their tips with stomach acid. like how the fuck can you say that holiday is the best 4d polearm for one. you're just filled from balls to brains with pure bullshit you cuntbag.

I'd say between kao and skinboat. I'd pay to see.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: imisshotmail on July 17, 2014, 02:15:01 am

Realtalk 95% of the players in this poll are garbage and its amazing how low the player skill is now.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Novamere on July 17, 2014, 02:36:36 am

Best part of this thread

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Lol the whole NA dev/balance team just shut plumbo down haha

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: San on July 17, 2014, 03:08:02 am

Plumbo reminds me of this guy:

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 17, 2014, 03:22:47 am

ROFL bonsai and arowaine on par with Kesh, hahahaha get real Sandy.

I look forward to you and your fan club of forum f a g g o t s downvoting me lol. Good thing you and your crew are so good at forum wars huh Sandy, should lessen the sting of getting wiped off the strat map. ( you know, where the actual wars take place )

"I don't know how you beat saul 4 times."

come fight me in native. and ill show you how.

how i beat him at crpg?...its crpg ffs man...who knows.

@san, yup u got me bro, im just like that guy irl...only taller.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: San on July 17, 2014, 03:37:14 am

just a joke dude

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 17, 2014, 03:38:18 am

plumbo you are literally the worst shitposter on these forums, your posts just have that essence of narcissistic, angsty 15 year old dripping through the seams that lie between every word

its really just awful, and not at all funny

please stop, or at least try harder would you jesus you fucking cock throttler

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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: theawesomenoob on July 17, 2014, 03:38:46 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 17, 2014, 03:22:47 am

ROFL bonsai and arowaine on par with Kesh, hahahaha get real Sandy.

I look forward to you and your fan club of forum f a g g o t s downvoting me lol. Good thing you and your crew are so good at forum wars huh Sandy, should lessen the sting of getting wiped off the strat map. ( you know, where the actual wars take place )

"I don't know how you beat saul 4 times."

come fight me in native. and ill show you how.

how i beat him at crpg?...its crpg ffs man...who knows.

@san, yup u got me bro, im just like that guy irl...only taller.

Like who the fuck are you?

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Duster on July 17, 2014, 03:38:58 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 17, 2014, 03:22:47 am

ROFL bonsai and arowaine on par with Kesh, hahahaha get real Sandy.

I look forward to you and your fan club of forum f a g g o t s downvoting me lol. Good thing you and your crew are so good at forum wars huh Sandy, should lessen the sting of getting wiped off the strat map. ( you know, where the actual wars take place )

"I don't know how you beat saul 4 times."

come fight me in native. and ill show you how.

how i beat him at crpg?...its crpg ffs man...who knows.

@san, yup u got me bro, im just like that guy irl...only taller.

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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 17, 2014, 03:40:07 am

Quote from: imisshotmail on July 17, 2014, 02:15:01 am

Realtalk 95% of the players in this poll are garbage and its amazing how low the player skill is now.

then make a serious post with better current-player suggestions you naysaying fucking shitbucket, jesus christ you video game shits are so fucking entitled, if you want something to be better then make it better instead of being a bitchy autist about it, fuck

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: San on July 17, 2014, 03:48:02 am

You probably don't want to fight Saul in native, btw.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: BaleOhay on July 17, 2014, 04:16:45 am

Saul is a beast. Fought him on duel tons of times and I could win once in a while but I always felt it was more him making a mistake and beating himself than me doing anything to impose my will and get a win.

Very few people I have ever dueled made me feel that way. Balbaroth and Cyranule also had that effect at times but not near the level Saul was able to cause.

Not saying I am a great dueler but have been around long enough to recognize my betters. Jayjrod_mb last few times I have dueled him has been impressive as well

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 17, 2014, 04:24:14 am

The hatred, its so thick in here. its delicious.

san man, i dont get jokes, any of them, i was born with absolutely zero humor, i dont even smile, just the thought of smiling or being happy makes me gag and frown.

@Daru

i dont look at myself in the mirror because im a narcissist...i simply like to watch myself exist.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Jack1 on July 17, 2014, 04:38:17 am

saulcanner was only around when I was kinda new to C-rpg. I challenged him to a dagger duel with an English bill in my back pocket. he droped his Nordic champion sword and pick up the dagger. we startd the duel and then I killed him with the English bill. probably the largest achievement of my gaming career.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: BaleOhay on July 17, 2014, 05:13:56 am

chosen downvoting everything I post in any forum is either impressively sad or really impressive. I have not yet decided.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GandalfJr on July 17, 2014, 05:21:33 am

Quote from: BaleOhay on July 17, 2014, 05:13:56 am

chosen downvoting everything I post in any forum is either impressively sad or really impressive. I have not yet decided.

He's like the schitzo of downvotes

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: dynamike on July 17, 2014, 06:07:22 am

I kindly request for a quintuple hybrid build category to be added and to win by preclusion  :D

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 17, 2014, 06:33:38 am

Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on July 17, 2014, 04:40:35 am

I'm starting to think you're just a contrarian.

Oh wow, spotted. Damn, Havelle you got me me man.

Yeah, most of the time, i really dont have any argument or point to make, i just come to stir shit up. I admit, i get bored and for fun i try to get a rise outta people, ill admit it. Its harmless fun really, and of course very easy to do. You don't even have to make sense. Just come on and say "the sky is actually red and you're all too dumb too realize it". Completely nonsensical, but it gets people talking. And honestly, just reading peoples reactions is just ...fun \ funny to me.

So now that im busted, is Kesh really better then Arowine? I wouldnt know, i don't think ive ever actually fought for Arowine. And any more, i dont even really listen to commands, i just charge out.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Mallets on July 17, 2014, 06:36:59 am

Dang, wish I would have nominated Malta_SerButts for Swashbuckler... that dude smokes me all the time!

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: imisshotmail on July 17, 2014, 06:52:26 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 17, 2014, 06:33:38 am

Oh wow, spotted. Damn, Havelle you got me me man.

Yeah, most of the time, i really dont have any argument or point to make, i just come to stir shit up. I admit, i get bored and for fun i try to get a rise outta people, ill admit it. Its harmless fun really, and of course very easy to do. You don't even have to make sense. Just come on and say "the sky is actually red and you're all too dumb too realize it". Completely nonsensical, but it gets people talking. And honestly, just reading peoples reactions is just ...fun \ funny to me.

So now that im busted, is Kesh really better then Arowine? I wouldnt know, i don't think ive ever actually fought for Arowine. And any more, i dont even really listen to commands, i just charge out.

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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: MURDERTRON on July 17, 2014, 07:37:13 am

Quote from: Jack1 on July 17, 2014, 04:38:17 am

saulcanner was only around when I was kinda new to C-rpg. I challenged him to a dagger duel with an English bill in my back pocket. he droped his Nordic champion sword and pick up the dagger. we startd the duel and then I killed him with the English bill. probably the largest achievement of my gaming career.

I bumpslashed him once, so clearly I should win 2h cav award even though that was year ago on a build I no longer have.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HarryCrumb on July 17, 2014, 07:52:09 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 17, 2014, 06:33:38 am

Oh wow, spotted. Damn, Havelle you got me me man.

Yeah, most of the time, i really dont have any argument or point to make, i just come to stir shit up. I admit, i get bored and for fun i try to get a rise outta people, ill admit it. Its harmless fun really, and of course very easy to do. You don't even have to make sense. Just come on and say "the sky is actually red and you're all too dumb too realize it". Completely nonsensical, but it gets people talking. And honestly, just reading peoples reactions is just ...fun \ funny to me.

So now that im busted, is Kesh really better then Arowine? I wouldnt know, i don't think ive ever actually fought for Arowine. And any more, i dont even really listen to commands, i just charge out.

plz stop, m8. if san is mocking you then you did something wrong.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Equal on July 17, 2014, 08:17:16 am

The more Plumbo writes the more I start to pity him and the hole he's dug himself. Dude just stop

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Jeade on July 17, 2014, 09:21:32 am

Very disappointed there isn't a "best liberal" spot available.
Goddamnit Daruvian just let me have this one

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Goretooth on July 17, 2014, 09:29:56 am

lol this thread

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: EyeBeat on July 17, 2014, 10:41:47 am

Quote from: Goretooth on July 17, 2014, 09:29:56 am

lol this thread

lol this post

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Canary on July 17, 2014, 10:42:58 am

lol these forums

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Huey Newton on July 17, 2014, 03:24:50 pm

Quote from: Mae. on July 16, 2014, 05:03:29 pm

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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Herezy92 on July 17, 2014, 03:55:34 pm

[H]ello, in order to educate the murrican's savages, i'll post a fucking shit not funny joke in the spoiler. (Probably because i'm ultra retarded  :? )
If like me, you are stupid enough to understand such mighty joke then you can open this spoiler.
If not. Screw me.

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Are you sure ?

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I mean REALLY sure ?

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Ok fine fine, here we go :

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Who is the best  NA player ?

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Hmmm
Probably the worst EU peasant. :D

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EU humour shitiest humour ? +1 ?

Cya FrenchKiss

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Novamere on July 17, 2014, 05:04:14 pm

Quote from: BaleOhay on July 17, 2014, 05:13:56 am

chosen downvoting everything I post in any forum is either impressively sad or really impressive. I have not yet decided.

Hes a wannabe Kaoklai except hes shit and could never reach that level in game or on forums but let them try  :D

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Hirlok on July 17, 2014, 05:53:34 pm

Bad thread.

"Best because only Hermit" class is missing.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: San on July 17, 2014, 06:00:09 pm

Yes, there should be a few sections for best high ping players! They'd destroy us with lower ping but we're just lucky.

Brazil, Japan, etc have many great ones.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chilled_SWF on July 17, 2014, 06:05:49 pm

I HS Frumpty one time. Does that make me the best archer?

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Johammeth on July 17, 2014, 07:35:27 pm

I'm impressed with the longevity of this shitposting marathon, but my heart aches for the deleted picture of Jake Gyllenhaal.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Zanze on July 17, 2014, 07:46:29 pm

Sandersson - Never learns, fun to play with.
San - I just avoid him.
Miley - Zanahoria's revenge.
Canary - Good stuff.
Lubu - Fuck this guy.
Daruvian - Learned my afk trick. Sneaky bastard.
Dynamike - I don't even.
Itchy / Vick - Tie. They both headshot the f out of me.
Desire - Crazy stuff in strat battles.
Gryt - I like his style. True hop.
Testi - Fuck this guy.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 17, 2014, 07:48:03 pm

Quote from: Novamere on July 17, 2014, 05:04:14 pm

Hes a wannabe Kaoklai except hes shit and could never reach that level in game or on forums but let them try  :D

you've just been added to the list of people I downvote

also get rekt nerd

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Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 17, 2014, 09:47:05 pm

Quote from: Zanze on July 17, 2014, 07:46:29 pm

Sandersson - Never learns

Very accurate, I'm just thankful to the almighty Based God that I have success playing like an absolute jackass. I do it in every vidja game.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on July 17, 2014, 10:37:04 pm

Who's dick do I have to suck around here to get mentioned? 

Can we all agree that whoever posted this thread knew what they were doing?

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HardRice on July 17, 2014, 10:44:28 pm

ROHYPNOL is back, have to make a new list now.

Swashbuckler: Rohypnol
1h-Shielder: Rohypnol
2h: Rohypnol
1d/2d Polearm: Rohypnol
4d Polearm: Rohypnol
Hoplite: Rohypnol
1h-cav: Rohypnol
2h-cav: Rohypnol
Pole-cav: Rohypnol
Archer: Rohypnol
HA: Rohypnol
Crossbow: Rohypnol
HX: Rohypnol
Thrower: Rohypnol

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 18, 2014, 12:08:14 am

Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on July 17, 2014, 08:02:11 am

Why would you do that on the internet, are you like a sociopath?

? Why not? Shits funny as hell. Am i a sociopath? what kinda question is that? i mean its pretty obvious i am.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tanken on July 18, 2014, 12:10:49 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 18, 2014, 12:08:14 am

? Why not? Shits funny as hell. Am i a sociopath? what kinda question is that? i mean its pretty obvious i am.

Plumbo, just let it go man. You've made your point and shown your ass enough in this thread. Just gotta let it go and carry on enjoying the game as best you can.

You've still got time to save some face and get back to being a menace in NA_1 without having this forum shit spill over into the game for you.

Also, Daruvian, I'm glad that KUTT has finally found a way to incorporate cumbreather into your vocabulary of insults.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 18, 2014, 12:26:25 am

Hell no, this thread is gold! I am keep it alive, till they mute me. I am busy this week with family down, so every now and then i jump on the forum and stir shit up, see how many downvotes i can collect...

10 signs for spotting a sociopath
1: Sociopaths are charming ( check )
2: Sociopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people ( check )
3: Sociopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse ( NOPE )
4: Sociopaths invent outrageous lies about their experiences ( check. i went to the moon once u know )
5: Sociopaths seek to dominate others and "win" at all costs ( BIG CHECK )
6: Sociopaths tend to be highly intelligent ( check )
7: Sociopaths are incapable of love ( NOPE...i love pot so...)
8: Sociopaths speak poetically ( check )
9: Sociopaths never apologize ( NOPE, man i apologize to people all the time, over very minor things )
10: Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth ( check, though i hear normal people do the same...must investigate further )

score: 7\10 YAY-YEAH! Watch the fuck out, here comes Plumbo the Sociopath!

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Chosen1 on July 18, 2014, 12:33:16 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 18, 2014, 12:26:25 am

Hell no, this thread is gold! I am keep it alive, till they mute me. I am busy this week with family down, so every now and then i jump on the forum and stir shit up, see how many downvotes i can collect...

10 signs for spotting a sociopath
1: Sociopaths are charming ( check )
2: Sociopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people ( check )
3: Sociopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse ( NOPE )
4: Sociopaths invent outrageous lies about their experiences ( check. i went to the moon once u know )
5: Sociopaths seek to dominate others and "win" at all costs ( BIG CHECK )
6: Sociopaths tend to be highly intelligent ( check )
7: Sociopaths are incapable of love ( NOPE...i love pot so...)
8: Sociopaths speak poetically ( check )
9: Sociopaths never apologize ( NOPE, man i apologize to people all the time, over very minor things )
10: Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth ( check, though i hear normal people do the same...must investigate further )

score: 7\10 YAY-YEAH! Watch the fuck out, here comes Plumbo the Sociopath!

what are you doin m8

just stop

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Xscizorx on July 18, 2014, 12:48:26 am

Swashbuckler: witloof
1h-Shielder: witloff
2h: wtlfo
1d/2d Polearm: witloef
4d Polearm: wetlofo
Hoplite: loffwit
1h-cav: witluf
2h-cav: witttlof
Pole-cav: witlosef
Archer: itlof
HA: wietlof
Crossbow: weitfol
HX: weetfull
Thrower: willtoff
HT: wlootif

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tanken on July 18, 2014, 12:50:42 am

Quote from: Xscizorx on July 18, 2014, 12:48:26 am

Swashbuckler: witloof
1h-Shielder: witloff
2h: wtlfo
1d/2d Polearm: witloef
4d Polearm: wetlofo
Hoplite: loffwit
1h-cav: witluf
2h-cav: witttlof
Pole-cav: witlosef
Archer: itlof
HA: wietlof
Crossbow: weitfol
HX: weetfull
Thrower: willtoff
HT: wlootif

Accurate.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: HardRice on July 18, 2014, 01:48:25 am

Quote from: StonedSteel on July 18, 2014, 12:26:25 am

lol if you didnt think i was a cunt already you know i am now

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Johammeth on July 18, 2014, 02:04:37 am

Quote from: Xscizorx on July 18, 2014, 12:48:26 am

Swashbuckler: witloof
1h-Shielder: witloff
2h: wtlfo
1d/2d Polearm: witloef
4d Polearm: wetlofo
Hoplite: loffwit
1h-cav: witluf
2h-cav: witttlof
Pole-cav: witlosef
Archer: itlof
HA: wietlof
Crossbow: weitfol
HX: weetfull
Thrower: willtoff
HT: wlootif

What are you, some kind of bad? Everyone knows that Woad-loaf is the best HX.

Uninstall.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: StonedSteel on July 18, 2014, 02:26:01 am

Quote from: Chosen1 on July 18, 2014, 12:33:16 am

what are you doin m8

just stop

pff owned

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Werty on July 18, 2014, 02:27:55 am

Man, just when I thought this thread couldn't go any lower; the community surprises me.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Admiral Ballsack on July 18, 2014, 08:10:02 am

Not on thread = dead

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Novamere on July 18, 2014, 10:21:55 pm

Quote from: Chosen1 on July 17, 2014, 07:48:03 pm

you've just been added to the list of people I downvote

also get rekt nerd

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QQ more you little pussy haha that makes me laugh at you  :D god so pathetic.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: DumpsterNerd on July 18, 2014, 10:37:12 pm

dat feel of butthurt when I didn't even make it on the thrower or the leecher roster :(

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Switchtense on July 18, 2014, 10:39:04 pm

Where is the "Most despised EU scum" category? I wanna have a chance of appearing too :(

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: BlackWhite on July 19, 2014, 07:04:29 am

me > devilize @ 2h cav

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Huey Newton on July 19, 2014, 09:29:44 am

Quote from: imisshotmail on July 17, 2014, 02:15:01 am

Realtalk 95% of the players in this poll are garbage and its amazing how low the player skill is now.

Quote from: Jeade on July 17, 2014, 09:21:32 am

Very disappointed there isn't a "best liberal" spot available.
Goddamnit Daruvian just let me have this one

Jeade i'll fight for best liberal

Conservatism is poison.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tojo on July 19, 2014, 09:56:12 am

Quote from: BlackWhite on July 19, 2014, 07:04:29 am

me > devilize @ 2h cav

Morningstar cav is basically cheating anyway

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: bensai on July 19, 2014, 03:49:31 pm

assingtina best thrower na/eu est. 2k14

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tears of Destiny on July 27, 2014, 05:10:25 am

Well Well, step away for a week, come back and read this thread, and suddenly GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER is one of my favorite all-time posters purely from one post, good god how unexpected.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 30, 2014, 04:40:12 am

hey look im unmuted and i can fix my poll now, will narrow down the options in a few minutes here and reset the vote count to 0 for the FINAL CIRCLEJERK ROUND

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on July 30, 2014, 04:55:14 am

THE POLL HAS BEEN RENEWED, BEGIN THE FINAL CIRCLEJERK ROUND TO FINISH OFF THE POSITIONS THAT WERE STILL IN CONTEST!

THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS HAVE ALREADY BEEN DECIDED BY HUGE MAJORITY. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU THAT WERE BIG ENOUGH NERDS TO QUALIFY. FEEL FREE TO INCLUDE YOUR OFFICIAL TITLE AS THE BEST AT YOUR CLASS IN YOUR FORUM PROFILE, BECAUSE IT IS NOW UNDENIABLY OFFICIAL:


JAYJROD (SWASHBUCKLER)

SAN (SHIELDER)

DARUVIAN (1H CAV)

DEVILIZE (2H CAV)

XEEN (THROWER)

GRYTVIKEN (ROOKIE OF THE YEAR)

TESTICLEEZ (LEECHER)

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Soldier_of_God on July 30, 2014, 07:09:03 am

edit: saw the new list... still voting.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tanken on July 30, 2014, 08:18:26 am

Oh this is back. Cool.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Emotion on July 30, 2014, 10:44:43 pm

firebus is level 36 pure 2h STR build with plate armor, and I still drop more bombs than him. disgusting.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: San on July 30, 2014, 10:46:19 pm

^You're both the same level.

Edited for privacy of levels.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Emotion on July 30, 2014, 11:00:08 pm

he was 35 or 36 when he played a ton, str build, and plate. PURE 2h.
I've always been a hybrid, which we all know is clearly not as capable as a pure build.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Jack1 on July 30, 2014, 11:15:16 pm

Quote from: Emotion on July 30, 2014, 11:00:08 pm

he was 35 or 36 when he played a ton, str build, and plate. PURE 2h.
I've always been a hybrid, which we all know is clearly not as capable as a pure build.

Actually he has been 34 for the longest time and was last time I talked to him about 2 months ago.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Emotion on July 31, 2014, 12:04:46 am

Actually you're wrong unless he lied to me several times, which people don't usually do about being a higher level.

EDIT: And it doesnt rule out the fact he's STR crutch pure 2h plate armor king.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Jona on July 31, 2014, 02:02:08 am

Quote from: Emotion on July 31, 2014, 12:04:46 am

Actually you're wrong unless he lied to me several times, which people don't usually do about being a higher level.

EDIT: And it doesnt rule out the fact he's STR crutch pure 2h plate armor king.

I believe he is 21-21, which is kind of the masterrace high-level build, other than 24-18 or 18-24. 21-21 just seems so OP (to me) simply because high (7) athletics and high (7) PS is a dream. Nevertheless he is still an armor crutcher. For whatever it may be worth to your epeen, you are the better player in my opinion since all he does is exploit the shit out of 2h animations, and is only really good in 1v1 situations. Being a hybrid or not doesn't change much considering hybridizing in xbow just means you lose a few points of proficiency, which frankly doesn't matter too much for melee weapons.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Lemon on July 31, 2014, 05:25:48 pm

I usually see him in full loomed plate giving him max armor with a longsword. He gets 79 body armor, but still has enough ath to move extremely fast (especially in 1v1s) Did I mention that between a +3 longsword and all the wpf you get from 7 WM he can still swing it insanely fast and abuse the animations. It's a pretty simple playstyle, you really don't need to block as you can just spam until they glance.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Phew on July 31, 2014, 07:43:15 pm

I only classify players in two categories: people that play NA2, and people that don't.

All my siegebros are awesome players/people (except Cloaclai, who is a terrible person).

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Emotion on August 13, 2014, 07:23:13 pm

I'll be signing mousepads for $10, and shirts for $15 on Saturday the 16th. Bring your own items with you. If sending them to me, you pay shipping and handling.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on August 13, 2014, 07:25:56 pm

No joke, 100% honesty, Sandy has a mousepad with a picture of my ingame character, +3 destrier, and in graphic pink font in the bottom right is my signature "Daruvian". I wish he'd take a picture and post it.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Aprikose on August 13, 2014, 07:37:54 pm

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im from EU

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tanken on August 13, 2014, 07:40:51 pm

Quote from: Emotion on August 13, 2014, 07:23:13 pm

I'll be singing mousepads for $10, and shirts for $15 on Saturday the 16th. Bring your own items with you. If sending them to me, you pay shipping and handling.

I want singing mousepads and tshirts, that sounds cool as fuck!

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Tojo on August 15, 2014, 11:14:37 pm

Quote from: Tanken on August 13, 2014, 07:40:51 pm

I want singing mousepads and tshirts, that sounds cool as fuck!

Rekt

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Kalam on August 17, 2014, 05:23:06 pm

Kaoklai is the best player in one v. one or two settings. Firebus after that.

This doesn't make them decent people.

Still love you Firebus.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: Emotion on August 18, 2014, 10:17:23 pm

KAOKLAI BEST PLAYER WORLD WIDE WEBZ 2014.
Calling Saul Canner stand up or forever be a former number 1'er.

Title: Re: Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 15, 2016, 06:45:12 am

here enjoy a necropost to be nostalgic about the best players in NA history

Quote

Swashbuckler: JayJrod
1h-Shielder: San
2h: Noodles
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Grytviken
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: Kimbo Slice
Archer: Vick
HA:
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Rohypnol
Thrower: Xeen
HT:
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Grytviken
Leecher: Testicleez