Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)

[Tydeus]

Balancer: San

Most Recently Banned: HardRice

[Inglorious]

lol Murchad is HA not HX

I was referring to one of his many alts he tries classes on. And he does very well on it. Only other HX who still plays actively is Asheram, but the guy uses a short spear as his secondary x_x

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

getting real tired of your shit, NA

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Swashbuckler: Jayjrod_MB
1h-Shielder: Maple_Syrup_MB
2h: Wesley (warshred_215v60) - would have said cyranule but i honestly dont know the last time hes played crpg - months ago i think
1d/2d Polearm: Adoptagoat
4d Polearm: Method_Mad_Holiday_SQUD
Hoplite: hard to say since so little skill involved in hopliting
1h-cav: ALL are equally GAY
2h-cav: see above
Pole-cav: Dynamike or Kimbo_Slice
Archer: vick, kelden_astralis, itchy
Crossbow: dbrookz, desire
Thrower: Son_of_Chucky


lol all frisians gave me -1 because i didnt think any of them ranked in top 1 of any category

naw kesh you mouthbreathing mongoloid, i hope you're reading this, we downvoted your cheeseshit because you just sucked your friends dicks so deep you burned their tips with stomach acid. like how the fuck can you say that holiday is the best 4d polearm for one. you're just filled from balls to brains with pure bullshit you cuntbag.

[Killer]

1h: San
Polearm cav: San
Archer: Twist_of_Fate (Lubu)
4d polearm: LUBU
Strength Crutching: Knightmare (Novamere)
Hoplite: Grytviken
Strat Shitposting: SQUIDS
2h: Grem
I give up idc i didn't follow guidlines as this is a shitposting thread anyways lol
Oh and afk for now longspearer: Hill ofc (or maybe he's gone forever D:  )

[HardRice]

Real list:

Swashbuckler: Bobthehero_Whals
1h-Shielder: San
2h: not a class
1d/2d Polearm: SittingBull
4d Polearm: Kaoklai, maybe Jona?
Hoplite: Grytviken or Zan
1h-cav: only Daruvian actually plays this class
2h-cav: devilize
Pole-cav: Huey, but I think LordDark owned him as cav.
Archer: frumpty, kelden, vick, dildos
HA: Murchad
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Rohypnol(pretend he plays)
Thrower: Chucky(Yeah he still plays)
HT: Zlisch

[Chosen1]

please put me on your lists

my self-worth depends on how good people think I am at video games

[Palurgee]

this thread is fucking hilarious

[HarryCrumb]

Swashbuckler: Sandy
1h-Shielder: San is retardedly good but I'm going to give a shout-out to Holiday :*
2h: Knightmare/Plague_/Vex(?), the guy who changes his name after each ban
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Goldilox (how has this betch not been named?!)
Hoplite: Gryt (Glad you stayed over Westgate, that guy is a fucking idiot)
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Blackwhite (HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUE)
Pole-cav: Panther
Archer: Agile (pewpepwepwpepwpewpw, real talk: nerf whatever little pewpew bow he uses, it's stupidly OP)
Thrower: Mangler_the_Strangler
HT: RavenR_Cup457
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Gryt
Leecher: Cup's alt where he is doing an entire gen without blocking
Best Dressed: Goldilox, those iconic white boots are fre$h
Most Successful IRL: Cup, best of luck with your new job, buddy!
Best Named: Harold C. Crumb

[Sir_Wonka]

He may not be NA physically, but in soul Hirlok the Hermit is NA. He is my nominee for best archer. He can get demn dank ass shots with 200+ ping

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

working on the poll right now btw if there are any last minute entries

[EyeBeat]

Thrower - Giggle

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Alright got the answers from the thread compiled, poll going up soon but I will still add legit suggestions to it.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

POLL IS UP. Please share with your fellow nerds. It's got precisely 60 options at this point and some categories feel a little bit skimpy.

Once we get front runners in the categories I will cut out the excess and put the votes back down to 0 so we can vote between the best of the best in this circlejerk extravaganza.

(if anyone votes accurately in all of those and doesn't get a migraine from it, tell me how you accomplished such a feat)

[Tojo]

I wanna stroke my e-peen for 2h cav

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and while tooting my own horn, I kill the other cav on the list regularly with a few exceptions.

But I was definitely best dressed 2014