Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)

[Herezy92]

[H]ello, in order to educate the murrican's savages, i'll post a fucking shit not funny joke in the spoiler. (Probably because i'm ultra retarded  )
If like me, you are stupid enough to understand such mighty joke then you can open this spoiler.
If not. Screw me.

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Are you sure ?

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I mean REALLY sure ?

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Ok fine fine, here we go :

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Who is the best  NA player ?

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Hmmm
Probably the worst EU peasant.

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EU humour shitiest humour ? +1 ?

Cya FrenchKiss

[Novamere]

chosen downvoting everything I post in any forum is either impressively sad or really impressive. I have not yet decided.

Hes a wannabe Kaoklai except hes shit and could never reach that level in game or on forums but let them try 

[Hirlok]

Bad thread.

"Best because only Hermit" class is missing.

[San]

Yes, there should be a few sections for best high ping players! They'd destroy us with lower ping but we're just lucky.

Brazil, Japan, etc have many great ones.

[Chilled_SWF]

I HS Frumpty one time. Does that make me the best archer?

[Johammeth]

I'm impressed with the longevity of this shitposting marathon, but my heart aches for the deleted picture of Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Zanze]

Sandersson - Never learns, fun to play with.
San - I just avoid him.
Miley - Zanahoria's revenge.
Canary - Good stuff.
Lubu - Fuck this guy.
Daruvian - Learned my afk trick. Sneaky bastard.
Dynamike - I don't even.
Itchy / Vick - Tie. They both headshot the f out of me.
Desire - Crazy stuff in strat battles.
Gryt - I like his style. True hop.
Testi - Fuck this guy.

[Chosen1]

Hes a wannabe Kaoklai except hes shit and could never reach that level in game or on forums but let them try 

you've just been added to the list of people I downvote

also get rekt nerd

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[Sandersson Jankins]

Sandersson - Never learns

Very accurate, I'm just thankful to the almighty Based God that I have success playing like an absolute jackass. I do it in every vidja game.

[xxkaliboyx]

Who's dick do I have to suck around here to get mentioned? 

Can we all agree that whoever posted this thread knew what they were doing?

[HardRice]

ROHYPNOL is back, have to make a new list now.

Swashbuckler: Rohypnol
1h-Shielder: Rohypnol
2h: Rohypnol
1d/2d Polearm: Rohypnol
4d Polearm: Rohypnol
Hoplite: Rohypnol
1h-cav: Rohypnol
2h-cav: Rohypnol
Pole-cav: Rohypnol
Archer: Rohypnol
HA: Rohypnol
Crossbow: Rohypnol
HX: Rohypnol
Thrower: Rohypnol

[StonedSteel]

Why would you do that on the internet, are you like a sociopath?

? Why not? Shits funny as hell. Am i a sociopath? what kinda question is that? i mean its pretty obvious i am.

[Tanken]

? Why not? Shits funny as hell. Am i a sociopath? what kinda question is that? i mean its pretty obvious i am.

Plumbo, just let it go man. You've made your point and shown your ass enough in this thread. Just gotta let it go and carry on enjoying the game as best you can.

You've still got time to save some face and get back to being a menace in NA_1 without having this forum shit spill over into the game for you.

Also, Daruvian, I'm glad that KUTT has finally found a way to incorporate cumbreather into your vocabulary of insults.

[StonedSteel]

Hell no, this thread is gold! I am keep it alive, till they mute me. I am busy this week with family down, so every now and then i jump on the forum and stir shit up, see how many downvotes i can collect...

10 signs for spotting a sociopath
1: Sociopaths are charming ( check )
2: Sociopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people ( check )
3: Sociopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse ( NOPE )
4: Sociopaths invent outrageous lies about their experiences ( check. i went to the moon once u know )
5: Sociopaths seek to dominate others and "win" at all costs ( BIG CHECK )
6: Sociopaths tend to be highly intelligent ( check )
7: Sociopaths are incapable of love ( NOPE...i love pot so...)
8: Sociopaths speak poetically ( check )
9: Sociopaths never apologize ( NOPE, man i apologize to people all the time, over very minor things )
10: Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth ( check, though i hear normal people do the same...must investigate further )

score: 7\10 YAY-YEAH! Watch the fuck out, here comes Plumbo the Sociopath!

[Chosen1]

Hell no, this thread is gold! I am keep it alive, till they mute me. I am busy this week with family down, so every now and then i jump on the forum and stir shit up, see how many downvotes i can collect...

10 signs for spotting a sociopath
1: Sociopaths are charming ( check )
2: Sociopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people ( check )
3: Sociopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse ( NOPE )
4: Sociopaths invent outrageous lies about their experiences ( check. i went to the moon once u know )
5: Sociopaths seek to dominate others and "win" at all costs ( BIG CHECK )
6: Sociopaths tend to be highly intelligent ( check )
7: Sociopaths are incapable of love ( NOPE...i love pot so...)
8: Sociopaths speak poetically ( check )
9: Sociopaths never apologize ( NOPE, man i apologize to people all the time, over very minor things )
10: Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth ( check, though i hear normal people do the same...must investigate further )

score: 7\10 YAY-YEAH! Watch the fuck out, here comes Plumbo the Sociopath!

what are you doin m8

just stop