Annual best player/each class thread (NA - poorly camouflaged shitpost thread)

[Mallets]

Where's Horse Archer at???!!!      That's me getting shot by HA!


1h-Shielder:  Kevin_ProD
2h:  Noodles
1d/2d Polearm:  Tanken
2h-cav:  Devilize
Pole-cav:  iBludgeon
Archer:  Vick
Crossbow:  dbrookz

Not sure where to place San.  I've seen him dominate at Cav, 1H, and other classes... so not sure where to place him but he deserves a mention.

[Novamere]

Needs AGI my old friends and STR crutchs

those are classes within themselves

[Apollo]

Swashbuckler: Sandy
1h-Shielder: San
2h: ??? Too many but i'll say Firebus
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Raven_Gryt
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: iBludgeon
Archer: Apollo duh
Crossbow: Silveredge
Thrower: Xeen
HA: Talazar
HX: Jiggles
HT: Donkey Thrower
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: Kesh
Leecher: Ildist
Best Dressed: PeytonManning
Most Successful IRL: Relit or Bumblebee

[MrShine]

Best player is this player, only real class that takes skill anyways.

- gave you a +1
- clicked link and realized you botched the "this guy" joke
- promptly removed the +1
- gave you a -1 

[Sari]

Swashbuckler: Sandy
1h-Shielder: San
2h: Noodles
1d/2d Polearm: Tanken
4d Polearm: Kaoklai
Hoplite: Grytivken
1h-cav: Daruvian
2h-cav: Devilize
Pole-cav: Savvii
Archer: Itchy
HA: Talazar
Crossbow: Desire
HX: Asheram
Thrower: Amatsuka
Leecher: Testi
Best Dressed: Mae
Most Successful IRL: Johammeth

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

RETRACTED

you know what this means johammeth (he told me he'd only contribute if I posted jake gylenhaal, however you spell it)

[Duster]

Swashbuckler: nobody good plays this
1h-Shielder: San (chosen1 gets an honorable mention, I see him doing work in strat battles)
2h: Jack1 testicle
1d/2d Polearm: Canary
4d Polearm: Honestly too many good players playing polearm these days. I have to say I like Jona the best.
Hoplite: Gryviken (he's the only one doing it, but he's also good)
1h-cav: Daruvian (figuratively created this thread just to see his name here)
2h-cav: Internet_Explorer (he still plays, right??)
Pole-cav: Huseby
Archer: Apollo
Crossbow: Desire
Thrower: Peyton Manning(dat banner tho)
Rookie of the Year: Ildist
Leecher: Xiao-whatever, that guy that wears all black and uses a cudgel every round. He is dedicated.

[Keshian]

Swashbuckler: Does Matey still play?

nah, he actually has the highest renown from strat battles, but because he hasnt played crpg in months its glitched out so his name doesnt even appear anymore on the list.

[Johammeth]

you know what this means johammeth (he told me he'd only contribute if I posted jake gylenhaal, however you spell it)

I'm a man of my word.


1H GUY: SANDY
1H WITH BOARD GUY: SAN
GUY WITH BIG SWORD: NOODLES
GUY WITH POKEY POLEARM: TANKEN (EVEN IF HE MADE KUTT LOOK LIKE CEAMSICLES TODAY)
GUY WITH SWINGEY POLEARM: KAOKLAI (-)
GUY WITH POKER AND BOARD: I SAW ZAN LAST MONTH DOES THAT COUNT?
1H HORSE GUY: WHOEVER MOST RECENTLY TEAMKILLED ME
2H HORSE GUY: WHOEVER MOST RECENTLY TEAMKILLED ME
POLE CAVE: ABLURBLURUBLRUBLEUBLUR
ARCHER: APOLLO
HA: NO
Crossbow: NO
HX: NO
Thrower: XEEN
HT: ???
(Optional Categories)
Rookie of the Year: GRYTVIKEN
Leecher: THE GHOST OF TESTICLEEZ
Best Dressed: THE GHOST OF TESTICLEEZ
Most Successful IRL: PEYTON MANNING
Best Named: TRUEGOD_PUBTRASH_DUMPSTERNERD

[Lord_Bernie_of_Voodoo]

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I'm a man of my word.

I don't know if I can accept this response. I think I may have to retract my photo of Jake.

[Artyem]

rip Zan

[Voester]

These threads are cancerous, and you should feel bad daruvian.

[Chosen1]

if you post in this shit-thread you are gay

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

if you post in this shit-thread you are gay

wow you're so edgy and contrarian and self-aware, im impressed