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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: Yoshi on May 04, 2014, 07:53:13 pm

Title: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on May 04, 2014, 07:53:13 pm
We need brave warriors to fight the Acre oppressors. They plan on sending in Bowser to finally destroy our people. Do not let this happen. Top K/D gets a pat on the back.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Switchtense on May 04, 2014, 08:03:01 pm
I always liked Bowser :(
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on July 09, 2014, 05:33:40 am
Need help taking new homeland. Finally we can have a home of our own after Yoshi Island was taken from us. I also heard that Chosen1 is gay. pls sign up.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on August 08, 2014, 03:19:48 am
NEED BRAVE VOLUNTEERS FOR BATTRU AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL TRAITORS. ALL WHO VOLUNTEER GET EXTRA BOWL OF RICE THIS WEEK. ALL WHO DON'T VOLUNTEER GET CONSCRIPTED WITH NO RICE FO TWO MONTH. CHING CHONG

LONG LIVE HONORABRU CHAIRMAN


-HONORABRU CHAIRMAN YOSHI
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on September 03, 2014, 03:33:50 am
HELP DEFEND GLORIOUS NEW ICHAMUR FROM chadzIAN SCUM! THEY WILL LEARN NOT TO REBEL AGAINST OUR GREAT CHAIRMAN
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on September 03, 2014, 04:47:56 am
HELP DEFEND GLORIOUS NEW ICHAMUR FROM chadzIAN SCUM! THEY WILL LEARN NOT TO REBEL AGAINST OUR GREAT CHAIRMAN
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI, DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: StonedSteel on September 03, 2014, 05:37:23 am
ARE YOU EVEN A FUCKING DINOSAUR?!?! A LIZARD?? WTF ARE YOU?


fuck it, your green, anything green is good,

COUNT ME IN
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on September 16, 2014, 12:39:16 am
THIS JUST IN: EU ATTACKS 3 MAN FACTION AT TERRIBLE TIMES WHERE THEY WILL FACE NO OPPOSITION! YOSHI- KIND FACES IMMINENT CRISIS! SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP! ENLIST TODAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
 http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2463
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on September 17, 2014, 12:16:32 am
THIS JUST IN: EU CUNTBUCKETS ONCE AGAIN AVOID ATTACKING AT NA PRIMETIME EVEN AFTER THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR GEAR. CONSCRIPTION WILL BEGIN AT ONCE. ALL LOYAL CITIZENS OF THE REPUBLIC SIGN HERE: http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2478. SERVICE IS MANDATORY. ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?

-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE WISE, GLORIOUS AND HONORABLE LEADER OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF YOSHI
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on September 22, 2014, 02:17:17 pm
AN NA TRAITOR WORKING FOR EU HAS INTERCEPTED THE YOSHI SHIPMENT OF CUDDILY EXOTIC KITTENS! WE MUST FIGHT NOT FOR YOSHI, BUT TO PREVENT THE RAPE AND MURDER OF HUNDREDS OF POOR EXOTIC KITTENS BY VONCROW!
IT HAS ALSO BEEN CONFIRMED THAT VONCROW HAS BETRAYED THE HESSAIEN (however it is spelt) MERCS! HE NOW HAS LOST THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LOVED HIM!


Glory to Yoshi

-Taril the Yoshi conscript  Brave Warrior
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on September 29, 2014, 01:24:15 am
ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! KBW SCUM HAVE INVADED OUR HOMELAND! IT IS UP TO YOU TO DEFEND YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN! ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? ENLIST TODAY!
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2550

GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE COURAGEOUS, VALIANT DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on September 29, 2014, 02:12:54 am
ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! KBW ACRE/EU (ESPECIALLY KING JAMES) SCUM HAVE INVADED OUR HOMELAND! IT IS UP TO YOU TO DEFEND YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN! ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? ENLIST TODAY!
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2550

GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE COURAGEOUS, VALIANT DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE

Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on October 11, 2014, 08:16:29 am
WE HAVE CAUGHT THE COORPORGAYTION SMUGGLING 1000 CRATES FILLED WITH FREEDOM ACROSS THE BORDER TO EU! TRUE PATRIOTS WILL NOT LET OUR FREEDOM BE STOLEN FROM US! ENLIST TODAY! http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2607

GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN/QUEEN YOSHI OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF YOSHI/KOREA
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on October 13, 2014, 06:42:16 pm
MORE COOPERGAYTION SMUGGLERS WITH 3000 CRATES ACCORDING TO RECONNAISSANCE TEAMS ARE YET AGAIN SNEAKING THROUGH THE BORDER. THIER CARGO APPEARS TO BE 747 BOEING PASSENGER PLANES, WE MUST ELIMINATE THIS THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY BEFORE THE TERRORISTS WIN (again)

GLORY TO YOSHI
-TARIL, PROPAGANDA TRUTH MINISTER OF
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF
YOSHI/KOREA
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Kalitorian on October 14, 2014, 03:36:47 pm
Seems like 560 armed Yoshi soldiers are no match for 220 Bavarian/Polish/Swiss peasants.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 06:59:04 pm
Seems like 560 armed Yoshi soldiers are no match for 220 German/Russian/Spare bit peasants.
The K/D of our side was phenomenal though considering our merc numbers vs yours. We just fell for your typical EU tactics, maskirovka. I checked both of our night time settings, none of them clashed with the time I attacked at, yet it still postponed the battle ~30 hours or so instead of 24.
Don't kid yourself, you are all Russians and you know it.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Kalitorian on October 14, 2014, 07:15:42 pm
Nightime settings are being shown in GMT for everyone... learn the timezones before starting to shittalk.

You couldn`t even find your own arsehole in the dark, even if you were given a map and a flashlight. So don`t act like you even know where Russia is.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Combaticus on October 14, 2014, 07:23:45 pm
Semen will only help Yoshis if they make one concession.

We just ask that Taril give up claims on King James. We think Rohy and James deserve each other.

Thank You 8-)
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 08:15:00 pm
Nightime settings are being shown in GMT for everyone... learn the timezones before starting to shittalk.

You couldn`t even find your own arsehole in the dark, even if you were given a map and a flashlight. So don`t act like you even know where Russia is.
Didn't know it was shown in GMT I'll give you that. But I mean seriously, do you actually believe that I don't know where Russia is or any of those countries? That's a bit hypocritical believing that Americans are actually that stupid.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Kalitorian on October 14, 2014, 08:38:34 pm
Sorry for being so unfriendly and rude.

I was talking sarcastically of the American geography skills. Didn`t mean it.

Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on October 14, 2014, 09:17:20 pm
Sorry for being so unfriendly and rude.

I was talking sarcastically of the American geography skills. Didn`t mean it.

I'm sorry too for provoking it. I'm still going to seem uncultured and american, but that's because I like overly obvious propaganda so I'll still say anti EU things for strat. However I don't mean it.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: GRANDMOM on October 14, 2014, 09:29:21 pm
Naaaw you two, so cute

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Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: traxits on October 15, 2014, 04:41:15 am
Cutest and kindest war of strat
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on October 16, 2014, 04:01:59 am
Naaaw you two, so cute

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Speaking of homosexuals...

ACRE DARES TO ATTACK GREAT YOSHI EMPIRE EVEN AFTER TARIL HAS GIFTED KING JAMES WITH INTENSE ANAL PENETRATION???? NEED CONSCRIPTS FOR GREAT TACTICAL VICTORY!!! SIGN UP TODAY AND RECEIVE HANDCRAFTED LIME GREEN DILDOS MADE OF PURE IVORY AND SILK: http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2645

-Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons

Glory to Yoshi

Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on October 30, 2014, 03:08:08 am
ASSTRAILS LOSING TO REAL FACTIONS SO THEY ATTACK YOSHI EXPECTING FREE WIN AND E-PEEN BOOST??? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, my old friendBUTTS.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2761MERCS WILL RECEIVE FREE SENSUAL LAP DANCE FROM TARIL, EXOTIC DANCER OF YOSHI UPON VICTORY!


GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI, DEVOURER OF ANTI- FCC
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Balikar on October 30, 2014, 04:38:50 am
Losing?  Strat's over.  Free experience for everyone!  Sign for me so the battles can continue until this round officially ends, and everyone resets! 
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: BlindGuy on October 30, 2014, 04:44:18 am
We just fell for your typical EU tactics, maskirovka.

You mean that tactic where they block incoming attacks and then kill you cause the vast majority of NA community apears to be playing on a mac?

(Thats a joke, because you guys dont block, and a mac has no right mouse-button, see?)
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on November 02, 2014, 03:34:28 am
You mean that tactic where they block incoming attacks and then kill you cause the vast majority of NA community apears to be playing on a mac?

(Thats a joke, because you guys dont block, and a mac has no right mouse-button, see?)
Ty for explaining, didn't get it at first. The joke is true though, ever since the new patch I stopped blocking because I have so much wpf. I put both of my fingers on my Left Mouse button and flick my wrist violently while spamming left click.

Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maskirovka

That reference may not have been as clear when I first said it.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: elvis1325 on November 07, 2014, 12:44:46 am
MORE COOPERGAYTION SMUGGLERS WITH 3000 CRATES ACCORDING TO RECONNAISSANCE TEAMS ARE YET AGAIN SNEAKING THROUGH THE BORDER. THIER CARGO APPEARS TO BE 747 BOEING PASSENGER PLANES, WE MUST ELIMINATE THIS THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY BEFORE THE TERRORISTS WIN (again)

GLORY TO YOSHI
-TARIL, PROPAGANDA TRUTH MINISTER OF
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF
YOSHI/KOREA


This same thing, except today in a few hours.
Title: Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
Post by: Yoshi on November 15, 2014, 09:29:39 pm
Help us capture King James to mend Taril's broken heart with a good old fashioned gay orgy! http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2945