Yoshi Merc Thread

[elvis1325]

Seems like 560 armed Yoshi soldiers are no match for 220 German/Russian/Spare bit peasants.

The K/D of our side was phenomenal though considering our merc numbers vs yours. We just fell for your typical EU tactics, maskirovka. I checked both of our night time settings, none of them clashed with the time I attacked at, yet it still postponed the battle ~30 hours or so instead of 24.
Don't kid yourself, you are all Russians and you know it.

[Kalitorian]

Nightime settings are being shown in GMT for everyone... learn the timezones before starting to shittalk.

You couldn`t even find your own arsehole in the dark, even if you were given a map and a flashlight. So don`t act like you even know where Russia is.

[Combaticus]

Semen will only help Yoshis if they make one concession.

We just ask that Taril give up claims on King James. We think Rohy and James deserve each other.

Thank You

[elvis1325]

Nightime settings are being shown in GMT for everyone... learn the timezones before starting to shittalk.

You couldn`t even find your own arsehole in the dark, even if you were given a map and a flashlight. So don`t act like you even know where Russia is.

Didn't know it was shown in GMT I'll give you that. But I mean seriously, do you actually believe that I don't know where Russia is or any of those countries? That's a bit hypocritical believing that Americans are actually that stupid.

[Kalitorian]

Sorry for being so unfriendly and rude.

I was talking sarcastically of the American geography skills. Didn`t mean it.

[elvis1325]

Sorry for being so unfriendly and rude.

I was talking sarcastically of the American geography skills. Didn`t mean it.

I'm sorry too for provoking it. I'm still going to seem uncultured and american, but that's because I like overly obvious propaganda so I'll still say anti EU things for strat. However I don't mean it.

[GRANDMOM]

Naaaw you two, so cute

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[traxits]

Cutest and kindest war of strat

[Yoshi]

Naaaw you two, so cute

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Speaking of homosexuals...

ACRE DARES TO ATTACK GREAT YOSHI EMPIRE EVEN AFTER TARIL HAS GIFTED KING JAMES WITH INTENSE ANAL PENETRATION???? NEED CONSCRIPTS FOR GREAT TACTICAL VICTORY!!! SIGN UP TODAY AND RECEIVE HANDCRAFTED LIME GREEN DILDOS MADE OF PURE IVORY AND SILK: http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2645

-Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons

Glory to Yoshi

[Yoshi]

ASSTRAILS LOSING TO REAL FACTIONS SO THEY ATTACK YOSHI EXPECTING FREE WIN AND E-PEEN BOOST??? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, my old friendBUTTS.
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2761MERCS WILL RECEIVE FREE SENSUAL LAP DANCE FROM TARIL, EXOTIC DANCER OF YOSHI UPON VICTORY!

GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI, DEVOURER OF ANTI- FCC

[Balikar]

Losing?  Strat's over.  Free experience for everyone!  Sign for me so the battles can continue until this round officially ends, and everyone resets! 

[BlindGuy]

We just fell for your typical EU tactics, maskirovka.

You mean that tactic where they block incoming attacks and then kill you cause the vast majority of NA community apears to be playing on a mac?

(Thats a joke, because you guys dont block, and a mac has no right mouse-button, see?)

[elvis1325]

You mean that tactic where they block incoming attacks and then kill you cause the vast majority of NA community apears to be playing on a mac?

(Thats a joke, because you guys dont block, and a mac has no right mouse-button, see?)

Ty for explaining, didn't get it at first. The joke is true though, ever since the new patch I stopped blocking because I have so much wpf. I put both of my fingers on my Left Mouse button and flick my wrist violently while spamming left click.

Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maskirovka

That reference may not have been as clear when I first said it.

[elvis1325]

MORE COOPERGAYTION SMUGGLERS WITH 3000 CRATES ACCORDING TO RECONNAISSANCE TEAMS ARE YET AGAIN SNEAKING THROUGH THE BORDER. THIER CARGO APPEARS TO BE 747 BOEING PASSENGER PLANES, WE MUST ELIMINATE THIS THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY BEFORE THE TERRORISTS WIN (again)

GLORY TO YOSHI
-TARIL, PROPAGANDA TRUTH MINISTER OF
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF
YOSHI/KOREA

This same thing, except today in a few hours.

[Yoshi]

Help us capture King James to mend Taril's broken heart with a good old fashioned gay orgy! http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2945