Yoshi Merc Thread

[Yoshi]

We need brave warriors to fight the Acre oppressors. They plan on sending in Bowser to finally destroy our people. Do not let this happen. Top K/D gets a pat on the back.

[Switchtense]

I always liked Bowser

[Yoshi]

Need help taking new homeland. Finally we can have a home of our own after Yoshi Island was taken from us. I also heard that Chosen1 is gay. pls sign up.

[Yoshi]

NEED BRAVE VOLUNTEERS FOR BATTRU AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL TRAITORS. ALL WHO VOLUNTEER GET EXTRA BOWL OF RICE THIS WEEK. ALL WHO DON'T VOLUNTEER GET CONSCRIPTED WITH NO RICE FO TWO MONTH. CHING CHONG

LONG LIVE HONORABRU CHAIRMAN

-HONORABRU CHAIRMAN YOSHI

[elvis1325]

HELP DEFEND GLORIOUS NEW ICHAMUR FROM chadzIAN SCUM! THEY WILL LEARN NOT TO REBEL AGAINST OUR GREAT CHAIRMAN

[Yoshi]

HELP DEFEND GLORIOUS NEW ICHAMUR FROM chadzIAN SCUM! THEY WILL LEARN NOT TO REBEL AGAINST OUR GREAT CHAIRMAN

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI, DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE

[StonedSteel]

ARE YOU EVEN A FUCKING DINOSAUR?!?! A LIZARD?? WTF ARE YOU?


fuck it, your green, anything green is good,

COUNT ME IN

[Yoshi]

THIS JUST IN: EU ATTACKS 3 MAN FACTION AT TERRIBLE TIMES WHERE THEY WILL FACE NO OPPOSITION! YOSHI- KIND FACES IMMINENT CRISIS! SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP! ENLIST TODAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
 http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2463

[Yoshi]

THIS JUST IN: EU CUNTBUCKETS ONCE AGAIN AVOID ATTACKING AT NA PRIMETIME EVEN AFTER THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR GEAR. CONSCRIPTION WILL BEGIN AT ONCE. ALL LOYAL CITIZENS OF THE REPUBLIC SIGN HERE: http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2478. SERVICE IS MANDATORY. ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?

-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE WISE, GLORIOUS AND HONORABLE LEADER OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF YOSHI

[elvis1325]

AN NA TRAITOR WORKING FOR EU HAS INTERCEPTED THE YOSHI SHIPMENT OF CUDDILY EXOTIC KITTENS! WE MUST FIGHT NOT FOR YOSHI, BUT TO PREVENT THE RAPE AND MURDER OF HUNDREDS OF POOR EXOTIC KITTENS BY VONCROW!
IT HAS ALSO BEEN CONFIRMED THAT VONCROW HAS BETRAYED THE HESSAIEN (however it is spelt) MERCS! HE NOW HAS LOST THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LOVED HIM!

Glory to Yoshi
-Taril the Yoshi conscript  Brave Warrior

[Yoshi]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! KBW SCUM HAVE INVADED OUR HOMELAND! IT IS UP TO YOU TO DEFEND YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN! ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? ENLIST TODAY!
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2550

GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE COURAGEOUS, VALIANT DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE

[elvis1325]

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! KBW ACRE/EU (ESPECIALLY KING JAMES) SCUM HAVE INVADED OUR HOMELAND! IT IS UP TO YOU TO DEFEND YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN! ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? ENLIST TODAY!
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2550

GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE COURAGEOUS, VALIANT DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE

[Yoshi]

WE HAVE CAUGHT THE COORPORGAYTION SMUGGLING 1000 CRATES FILLED WITH FREEDOM ACROSS THE BORDER TO EU! TRUE PATRIOTS WILL NOT LET OUR FREEDOM BE STOLEN FROM US! ENLIST TODAY! http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2607

GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN/QUEEN YOSHI OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF YOSHI/KOREA

[elvis1325]

MORE COOPERGAYTION SMUGGLERS WITH 3000 CRATES ACCORDING TO RECONNAISSANCE TEAMS ARE YET AGAIN SNEAKING THROUGH THE BORDER. THIER CARGO APPEARS TO BE 747 BOEING PASSENGER PLANES, WE MUST ELIMINATE THIS THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY BEFORE THE TERRORISTS WIN (again)

GLORY TO YOSHI
-TARIL, PROPAGANDA TRUTH MINISTER OF
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF
YOSHI/KOREA

[Kalitorian]

Seems like 560 armed Yoshi soldiers are no match for 220 Bavarian/Polish/Swiss peasants.