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Yoshi Merc Thread
« on: May 04, 2014, 07:53:13 pm »
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We need brave warriors to fight the Acre oppressors. They plan on sending in Bowser to finally destroy our people. Do not let this happen. Top K/D gets a pat on the back.
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2014, 08:03:01 pm »
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I always liked Bowser :(
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2014, 05:33:40 am »
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Need help taking new homeland. Finally we can have a home of our own after Yoshi Island was taken from us. I also heard that Chosen1 is gay. pls sign up.
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2014, 03:19:48 am »
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NEED BRAVE VOLUNTEERS FOR BATTRU AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL TRAITORS. ALL WHO VOLUNTEER GET EXTRA BOWL OF RICE THIS WEEK. ALL WHO DON'T VOLUNTEER GET CONSCRIPTED WITH NO RICE FO TWO MONTH. CHING CHONG

LONG LIVE HONORABRU CHAIRMAN


-HONORABRU CHAIRMAN YOSHI
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2014, 03:33:50 am »
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HELP DEFEND GLORIOUS NEW ICHAMUR FROM chadzIAN SCUM! THEY WILL LEARN NOT TO REBEL AGAINST OUR GREAT CHAIRMAN
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On the grand scale of Dwarven global threat assessment, Acre is currently ranked pretty low. Just slightly below Yoshis and factions that no longer exist.

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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2014, 04:47:56 am »
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HELP DEFEND GLORIOUS NEW ICHAMUR FROM chadzIAN SCUM! THEY WILL LEARN NOT TO REBEL AGAINST OUR GREAT CHAIRMAN
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI, DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2014, 05:37:23 am »
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ARE YOU EVEN A FUCKING DINOSAUR?!?! A LIZARD?? WTF ARE YOU?


fuck it, your green, anything green is good,

COUNT ME IN
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 12:39:16 am »
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THIS JUST IN: EU ATTACKS 3 MAN FACTION AT TERRIBLE TIMES WHERE THEY WILL FACE NO OPPOSITION! YOSHI- KIND FACES IMMINENT CRISIS! SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP! ENLIST TODAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 12:16:32 am »
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THIS JUST IN: EU CUNTBUCKETS ONCE AGAIN AVOID ATTACKING AT NA PRIMETIME EVEN AFTER THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR GEAR. CONSCRIPTION WILL BEGIN AT ONCE. ALL LOYAL CITIZENS OF THE REPUBLIC SIGN HERE: http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2478. SERVICE IS MANDATORY. ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?

-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE WISE, GLORIOUS AND HONORABLE LEADER OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF YOSHI
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 02:17:17 pm »
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AN NA TRAITOR WORKING FOR EU HAS INTERCEPTED THE YOSHI SHIPMENT OF CUDDILY EXOTIC KITTENS! WE MUST FIGHT NOT FOR YOSHI, BUT TO PREVENT THE RAPE AND MURDER OF HUNDREDS OF POOR EXOTIC KITTENS BY VONCROW!
IT HAS ALSO BEEN CONFIRMED THAT VONCROW HAS BETRAYED THE HESSAIEN (however it is spelt) MERCS! HE NOW HAS LOST THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LOVED HIM!


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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2014, 01:24:15 am »
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ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! KBW SCUM HAVE INVADED OUR HOMELAND! IT IS UP TO YOU TO DEFEND YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN! ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? ENLIST TODAY!
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2550

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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2014, 02:12:54 am »
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ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! KBW ACRE/EU (ESPECIALLY KING JAMES) SCUM HAVE INVADED OUR HOMELAND! IT IS UP TO YOU TO DEFEND YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN! ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? ENLIST TODAY!
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GLORY TO YOSHI
-CHAIRMAN YOSHI THE COURAGEOUS, VALIANT DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE

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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2014, 08:16:29 am »
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WE HAVE CAUGHT THE COORPORGAYTION SMUGGLING 1000 CRATES FILLED WITH FREEDOM ACROSS THE BORDER TO EU! TRUE PATRIOTS WILL NOT LET OUR FREEDOM BE STOLEN FROM US! ENLIST TODAY! http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2607

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-CHAIRMAN/QUEEN YOSHI OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF YOSHI/KOREA
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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2014, 06:42:16 pm »
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MORE COOPERGAYTION SMUGGLERS WITH 3000 CRATES ACCORDING TO RECONNAISSANCE TEAMS ARE YET AGAIN SNEAKING THROUGH THE BORDER. THIER CARGO APPEARS TO BE 747 BOEING PASSENGER PLANES, WE MUST ELIMINATE THIS THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY BEFORE THE TERRORISTS WIN (again)

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Re: Yoshi Merc Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2014, 03:36:47 pm »
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Seems like 560 armed Yoshi soldiers are no match for 220 Bavarian/Polish/Swiss peasants.