Papers? Sorry dont have any of those, but we are bringing troops and gear, superior to anything you have seen, that should convince you to let us stay :D
In NA Strategus, its always "the other guys" that have the far superior heavy plate crutch armor, giving them an unfair advantage because you are using "fun, themed armors" for your armies.
Empty idle threats about your troops and gear being the best, weeks before the entire clan (or at least the 1 leader, screwing everyone else) disbands and GTXs STrategus completely, is what we expect from border hopping EU scum.
Good luck guys, may the Great Donkey smile upon you on your journeys!
I don't fucking blame you for hopping to NA, I'd do it if I had to fight DRZ for all Strat. Hope you give NA some good wars and some great drama, because we're lacking in both.
May you become worthy of a Kamikaze_Joe story on the forums!
Me and Switch spent a lot of Strat 4 playing NA battles when EU was being boring 2-block stalemate, we enjoyed the NA Strat battles themselves much more even when wars began in EU cos the community is clearly there to have fun rather than put into action an economic 5-year plan. Also everyone speaking the same language might contribute to a better atmosphere (i know it can be hard for some people who don't think they speak English very well to have a good time in TS).
Even 'Fun Battles' in EU were tedious and repetitive 'efficiency' competitions compared to Murdertron's epic Arbalest battles (my personal highlight of Strat 4). 120 ping is a small price to pay when everything else is so much more fun.
Moving to NA Strat is something i've wanted to do since Strat 5 was announced (and even earlier, it's why i targeted Ada Kulun in Strat 4 at one point), and now we're finally moving it's fantastic. Played some ToR with Switch and Bird Clan in the past, and just yesterday me, Phoenix and Switch had an awesome time on AtWar with more NA, declaring total war on AIDS... Clearly the NA community has a good number of awesome guys who have a much better approach to playing video games (ie. it's meant to be fun!!!!).
Sounds cool! Can I join? :D
As long as you dirty Europeans take a god damn shower.
If i was still a student i'd adjust my body-clock to NA time completely lol
We left our showers behind in Europe but we will take yours...I read about this once in history, wasn't small pox spread this way? Something about Indians or some people.
So, when do we start invading NA?
Btw, switch: it's dye the sand red not die the sand red
What is this? EU and NA finally getting into a scuffle?#
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Nah, as you can read in my post, some EUs migrating from EU to NA since NA is more fun.
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Nay nay I need some EU vs NA action! Always creates some of the best drama! I have been unable to shit post in diplomacy as of late and I need to.
As you pass by you can pick up some dried horse meat from my bulugur. Tax is 20% *jewface*
You killed everyone on EU, go left.
Meanwhile in drz ts :)The only option left.
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We will miss you PackerHe is in good hands :)(click to show/hide)
Congratulations on the fief. :wink:Purely "Make strat interesting" intentions :)(click to show/hide)
Map I made is too high resolution, Sorry ^^
I'll fix it tomorrow switch.
Congrats to you. Just don't bring the EU riffraff over. Be a bastion of hope defending against the suffocation of EU and you shall have my sword and any of my men.
Britannic
We are here tocoloniseimpregnate NA! :P
If you get a special treatment I want one too!Her Britannic, two GERMANZ!! and some french Majesty's Royal Armed ForcesShort: HBTGASFMRAF
We dont know how Switch traveled, but yeah that's how it happened, my escape was a little more 70s than yours...
Good luck in New World, don't come back until you find the fountain of youth .and don't forget to exterminate all natives
Can't we be the Men in Tights instead? MiT is easier to prounounce as well than HAIOSHOHLTTHFNLNS
Switch is muted.....
Don't forget to bring the Meet or whatever your northern stuff is called :P
Also looking forward to having you with us Algarn :) You better not forget to bring the french ladies :wink: :D
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Would be a really, really bad idea ... :lol:
Only got 20k and 500 troops on me ;(
if you wish to stay bring some fighting to the server. battles have been sparse lately.
Oh no! Their expanding in numbers!
Like a bunch of rabbits. Horny rabbits!
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Where is Tydeus in his conquest protect the integrity of NA and rid it of EU players now? Pussy?
I don't know, but we might make driving AUS players from NA our personal conquest :D
But that sounds a bit tedious (Get it? Pun cause Tydeus and stuff :D) and I am feeling a little lazy right now, so you are off the hook for now mate.
Oh noes, we are but weak and meager european refugees, we seek only aid and welfare from our brothers in NA, handouts is what we came for.......
Handouts is a funny word for stealing my EU friend.
Who you calling a friend, buddy?
Originally wrote mate, but I thought buddy sounded a bit more american. Feel free to re-replace it with mate though :)
Also, welcome to the humble thread of HBMTGASFRAF
Yeah, well I'm not a guy....
You're not a guy, buddy!
You're not a guy, buddy!
Excellent diplomacy you got going on here Switch
Don't interrupt me now, I'm on a roll!
Happy 4th July America... We forgive you
we still use tar and feathers!
If you use tar and feathers on Brits on Independance Day, what the fuck are you doing to Germans and Japs on D-Day?
Its best not to ask.
Well I just did, what are you doing to do now, huh?
NEW POLL GUYS!
I tried to add every faction there is on the map. If I have forgotten yours, message me :D
Result of the poll might not reflect our own interests and thus might not affect our actions on strat.
No Tasa Clan? Or is this just fief holders?
Yep, since finding Tasa Clan on the map is too difficult.
Fair enough.
I'll have to make it easier then.
Chosen1 and I are not in a faction together, we merely share a love for very bright colors, mine being a tad more green and his blue, but I also don't mind being mentioned beside him ;)
in the words of my good friend chosencutie 'blease don hurd us'
I call a holy jihad on Mae and Chose . They're wishes of 'blease don hurd us' show weakness and will be ignored. Rip Mae and Chosen 7/4/14
Screw it, will just add you :D
crusade on noodle, purge the land of s key polearm
tasa clan will bring the mod back to life, killing one nerdlord at a time
tasa clan will bring the mod back to life, killing one nerdlord at a time
crusade on noodle, purge the land of s key polearm
Going by the current Poll, looks like we will be taking out Kesh :lol: :lol:
Yeah UIF could really use the help of Euros that are actually good at strategus!
When i first seen this squids had 0 while others had numbers i was ashamed, BUT NOW WE ARE MOST HATED WAHOO!I voted for Black Company, bunch of assholes they are.
I voted for Black Company, bunch of assholes they are.
Voted for Kalmar fucking EU my old friends should get thier asses kicked out of MURICA!!!
Right just added ourselves.
It ain't s key , it's tactical footwork. Especially when you are facing a 24-15 str whore like ghost.
I guess Mae and Chosen are off the hook because they don wand us to hurd tham!
phew chosen, loogs lieg we dodged uh bullet on thad wun 8-)
phew chosen, loogs lieg we dodged uh bullet on thad wun 8-)
WHAT A TWIST: The Poll is actually in reverse so we will be attacking Dracul and Astralis and ourselves! muhahahaha :lol: :lol:
And yourself, and the free trade fiefs!
WHAT A TWIST: The Poll is actually in reverse so we will be attacking Dracul and Astralis and ourselves! muhahahaha :lol: :lol:
Also regarding the poll:
I cannot believe the hate for Squids is stronger than the hate for Kesh! Guys, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Ey Switch, what exactly is your idea behind this?
Are you guys connected with any major factions? Or are you a faction of your own?
Dat timing yo!
It's not like we have been active in NA for a few months or so :D
Anyway, we are an independant Strat faction. A bunch of EU people bored of EU strat.
We are doing our own thing, obviously having allies we work with etc, but we have nobody telling us what to do.
You will automatically cross, but only if the passage is clear. There are only 3 points to cross from EU to NA.
1. The tundra at the top
2. The desert
3. A small pass below Ada Kulun in the steppes
I thought i'd answer your exact query ;P lol
Of course!
Off course!
*immaculate
*I'm a cool lad* I'm a cool guy <---American
Wow, 2 votes! Thanks guys. Sometimes us at DiKKASS think we are forgotten, but then a poll like this shows that at least two of you hate us. And I appreciate it. We try be assholes, but we're not really good at it. But two of you think we are, and really, that is a one for one. Thanks again.Why do you post an Essay everytime you post, holy shit.
On a side note, the Squids did not start the wars. G-Force did. They attacked a caravan in Acre lands, then the 13 Knights took New Anus, plus a caravan. Then MurderBeard caught me in KBW lands when i thought I was safe (back then I believed in sovereignty of one's lands) and kicked my sorry ass to Europe.
Nothing was said to Acre til the last moment, but when I informed James, he caught the fever. 'Screw this' he said, "I'm transferring my fief, and I'm gonna crusade in the desert!". But at that time the Squids, seeing we were at war with a powerful enemy (at that time), decided to hop on in and declared war on us.
So, what could have been a nice war between two powerful factions ended up with Acre getting defensive, then g-Force falling apart, then the Squids getting offensive (literally and metaphorically).
And then the Squids attacked everyone they thought was pro-Acre. And then they whined about too many enemies. And then I said, 'hey, play single player and see what happens when you attack foreign caravans and/or armies.' But they didn't care, and continued to yowl in the forums.
So Squids: Stop boasting. Without you wars were happening. You attacked a faction already at war... like vultures seeking to get fat off the land.
But of course I do not blame all Squids. Just the ones (ok, just the one) who downvoted my posts, and the ones who bitch and whine in the forums. The rest are girded for war, who I assume grimace when they read their compatriots posts, who don't give a damn about anything except when they see the blood of their enemy's on their swords.
Them thar, I respect.
Wow, 2 votes! Thanks guys. Sometimes us at DiKKASS think we are forgotten, but then a poll like this shows that at least two of you hate us. And I appreciate it. We try be assholes, but we're not really good at it. But two of you think we are, and really, that is a one for one. Thanks again.
Bryggan, please post multiple battle archives that GFORCE and Acre were considered to be at war.
(Glad you complain about our complaints) :mrgreen:
How many of those votes were DiKKASS members? :D
Gforce stopped going north after 1 attack and acre never budged a single troop from their garrisons for a full month after that 1 attack. Most exciting war this strat!
Hey James, have you left the tundra?
So James, where is our reinforcement you promised when we entered this war "Ohh I can provide you guys with tickets".O shit gotm
Was that another lie too? Just curious, we're having fun keeping track of your lies.
BTW you can keep your tickets, Bitch Company doesn't really need your help.
So James, where is our reinforcement you promised when we entered this war "Ohh I can provide you guys with tickets".
Was that another lie too? Just curious, we're having fun keeping track of your lies.
BTW you can keep your tickets, Bitch Company doesn't really need your help.
Can't we all just put aside our differences temporarily in a moment of peace and love and wipe james off the strategus map and then go back to fighting whoever we were fighting again? Its the American thing to do! Fucking Canadians!hmmmm rip Wesley, thurnishaley, and probably more in squids
So James, where is our reinforcement you promised when we entered this war "Ohh I can provide you guys with tickets".
Was that another lie too? Just curious, we're having fun keeping track of your lies.
BTW you can keep your tickets, Bitch Company doesn't really need your help.
...Fucking Canadians!
Why you attack the Acre? I thought we had an EU scum conspiracy going on :(
Squids be mad now being on the same side with the scum. :evil:
Why you attack the Acre? I thought we had an EU scum conspiracy going on :(
Why you attack the Acre? I thought we had an EU scum conspiracy going on :(
Squids be mad now being on the same side with the scum. :evil:
Why you attack the Acre? I thought we had an EU scum conspiracy going on :(
Squids be mad now being on the same side with the scum. :evil:
I voted before DiKASS was on the list, but I do remember getting a message from a very ecstatic Dirk when he saw we had one vote. I do worry in his excitement he may have voted for us thinking of all the free publicity it would get us.I would comment, but Holiday keeps downvoting me (as he did in the above post for some reason). He is actually responsible for three quarters of my infamy. I can imagine the spittle flying from his lips as he hits the left click on the '-' button, and screaming, "Argh Bryggan! We have disagreed in the past and I will make you suffer!"
Can't we all just put aside our differences temporarily in a moment of peace and love and wipe james off the strategus map and then go back to fighting whoever we were fighting again? Its the American thing to do! Fucking Canadians!
I would comment, but Holiday keeps downvoting me (as he did in the above post for some reason). He is actually responsible for three quarters of my infamy. I can imagine the spittle flying from his lips as he hits the left click on the '-' button, and screaming, "Argh Bryggan! We have disagreed in the past and I will make you suffer!"
So, to keep my infamy as low as I can, 'No comment'.
Did you really quote your own stupid post? Who can attack you? You don't own shit and you never will since acre just quit. Go attack some defenseless village.rekt
Did you really quote your own stupid post? Who can attack you? You don't own shit and you never will since acre just quit. Go attack some defenseless village.That shitpost actually made sense.
That shitpost actually made sense.Really?
Really?I'm gonna start downvoting so Holiday doesn't feel alone.
I quoted myself to show what sort of thing Holiday downvotes. How offensive was that original quote to deserve the dreaded minus. And owning fiefs sucks. You always got to hang around, worry about SD and crime, arm and maintain your garrison. I prefer to be free, wandering around trading and building up my army (ok, that gets boring), try to find some targets I can take, then get caught and get my ass kicked, and then start all over.
It's how I roll.
Ouch! I'm gonna dye my hair black and cut myself while writing dark poetry in my journal.PLEASE start cutting
Screw that, I'll downvote you!!! Ha ha, fucker!
I only downvote you because of the lame-looking viking get up in your picture. Well, that and your ridiculously long posts that are not even vaguely entertaining (too much about your 2 man faction that no one cares about and not enough drama or insults or forum clashing).
Once you fix both those you will shine with all the upvotes.
Just kidding about the downvote, Noodlenrice. Your posts are usually great, but you know, the irony. But Keshian, seriously. I don't know you from Adam, but your reputation precedes you. My awesome halloween costume kicked (and continues to kick) ass. And true, my long posts would not entertain you as they reek of literacy rather than homo-eroticism which seems to be the A1 way to get upvoted by the likes of you.
And, should you still be reading which I doubt, as this is quite a bit more writing than what you're used to in your usual 'Where's Waldo' books which leaves you so confused, I will add "Shut up". Down votes, drama and insults are the tools of the weak minded. I, like the mighty Phoenix, will rise against your burns, and continue to post long boring posts (perhaps even longer than this one) just to drive people like you to the brinks of sanity. Yeah, sanity, because we all know what side of the line you're already on. Sanity would drive you nuts.
So sez I,
Bryggan
Lord of the 13 Knights
Commander of DiKASS
The Hammer of Acre
All Round Great Guy
Yeah. They sting.
Edit- you Ass! You can't modify after I respond.
Even the CIA can't stop you from being an ass. (infamy gaining one point in 3... 2... 1...)
Even the CIA can't stop you from being an ass. (infamy gaining one point in 3... 2... 1...)ok. its 6 in the morning and im reading your posts and holy Jesus shut the fuck up no one cares about the downvotes
ok. its 6 in the morning and im reading your posts and holy Jesus shut the fuck up no one cares about the downvotes
I, like the mighty Phoenix, will rise against your burns, and continue to post long boring posts (perhaps even longer than this one) just to drive people like you to the brinks of sanity.
I said 'Mighty Phoenix'. Mighty. Obviously not referring to you, oh Adequate Phoenix.