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Title: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Segd on January 30, 2014, 07:25:39 am
Attention, some violence inside
Pretty sunny day, dashcam, 2 cats, 2 injured, 1 dead. Police & medics are probably still on their way to help.

P.S. Gonna move to Uropa(east Skyrim, Helsinki) this Autumn, yey!  :P
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Post by: Lennu on January 30, 2014, 08:34:01 am
It's a pretty fucked up world we're living in.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 08:53:41 am
Why, what's fucked up about that video?
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on January 30, 2014, 10:06:08 am
This is pretty fucked up indeed, the sound when the helping man got hit was just horrible :/ The topless guy even still tried to perform a half-assed cpr, didn't expect that.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 30, 2014, 10:33:21 am
What a fucking retard, after knocking the person unconscious who tried to help the "dead" man he tries doing CPR ...
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Post by: Tovi on January 30, 2014, 10:37:37 am
Looks like GTA...
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Post by: Kalp on January 30, 2014, 10:38:04 am
Drink more vodka...
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Post by: Garond_PL on January 30, 2014, 10:55:33 am
Russian Orthodox Church best exorcism imo!
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Post by: Yarl on January 30, 2014, 11:02:10 am
typical Segd
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Post by: Ninja_Khorin on January 30, 2014, 11:14:40 am
P.S. Gonna move to Uropa(east Skyrim, Helsinki) this Autumn, yey!  :P

Welcome to the bestest city in all of the southern Finland.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: okiN on January 30, 2014, 12:48:41 pm
That's some pretty grim shit. What the hell were they fighting over? What's the deal with this caveman violence and aggression?

P.S. Gonna move to Uropa(east Skyrim, Helsinki) this Autumn, yey!  :P

Really? To do what? Also welcome.

Why, what's fucked up about that video?

2edgy4me
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: musketer on January 30, 2014, 12:57:50 pm
WTF I have just watched, at least put it in spoiler or something and write +18 in the threads name, in this forum there are kids and teenagers and this should be put in spoilers or you should write in high size +18 before posting something like this.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Torben on January 30, 2014, 01:04:49 pm
incredible....  makes me sick and sad and turns everything inside out...


do things like that happen often,  or is a rather a seldom drug related insident or whatnot?



n yeah,  maybe spoiler it : /
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: okiN on January 30, 2014, 01:09:44 pm
Yeah, at least adding a disclaimer at the top in big red letters would probably be a good idea. Lots of people won't read the text in your post before watching the video.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 01:10:25 pm
2edgy4me
It's not edgy, it was a question. I skimmed through the video and saw some dudes arguing and getting slapped in the head
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: musketer on January 30, 2014, 01:13:32 pm
incredible....  makes me sick and sad and turns everything inside out...


do things like that happen often,  or is a rather a seldom drug related insident or whatnot?



n yeah,  maybe spoiler it : /

It happenes often in Russia, I know it because my father lived there for many years and his friend was killed by some retards when he was walking in the street, that country got really fucked up because of shitty religion, government and some extremist ideologies that have really huge popularity in the society of Russia including the extremism in the religion, ideologies like fascism, extreme nationalism, etc... What that country needs is a democratic government, a tolerable education based in the respect to other people, etc...
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: okiN on January 30, 2014, 01:17:16 pm
It's not edgy, it was a question. I skimmed through the video and saw some dudes arguing and getting slapped in the head

I sort of assumed you'd have watched it before asking.

Basically it's two shirtless dudes wrestling on the ground, another guy shows up and helps the winning one by kicking the other guy, a while later they get into an argument with some passer-by, they slap him around a bit and he runs away. At some point the smaller guy who isn't shirtless starts carrying around a halfbrick and the original guy they were beating on escapes as well. Then they get in an argument yet another passer-buy and the smaller yob throws the brick at his head, knocking him out cold instantly. Everyone suddenly realizes this is very bad, the one who threw the brick runs away, and the others just spend some time freaking out. Then one woman starts trying to help the man, but says something to the shirtless guy that makes him kick her in the face, also instantly unconscious. Finally after freaking out for a bit more he tries to give some half-assed CPR to the dead/dying man together with some other guy.

From the looks of it just extreme drunken, violent stupidity at work.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Perverz on January 30, 2014, 01:20:03 pm
fucking terible. i hope that morons rot in jail
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on January 30, 2014, 01:22:38 pm
dead/dying man
I'm pretty sure he was dead from the monent he got hit. They tilted his head for a second while he was on the ground and the movement his neck made didn't really make it look like it was still in one piece.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Teeth on January 30, 2014, 01:25:27 pm
Two people need a firing squad asap.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: sF_Guardian on January 30, 2014, 01:26:53 pm
Boredom - mighty enemy of humanity.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Tibe on January 30, 2014, 01:30:55 pm
If a bunch of stealing gypsies had their own country, it would be quite similar to Russia.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Segd on January 30, 2014, 01:37:29 pm
WTF I have just watched, at least put it in spoiler or something and write +18 in the threads name, in this forum there are kids and teenagers and this should be put in spoilers or you should write in high size +18 before posting something like this.
Sorry, warning added.


Welcome to the bestest city in all of the southern Finland.
Really? To do what? Also welcome.
Thx. To spend some of your tax money at Metropolia AMK  :wink: Going for IT bachelor.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 01:41:03 pm
Just checked the brick-throwing scene... god. I wonder how many guys have gotten killed because their women got in the way. She clings on his arms at first, and then obscures his vision and distracts him. Standard female procedure in conflict situations, do everything to hinder the guy you love while he gets stabbed/shot/beaten/thrown a brick at
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Post by: sF_Guardian on January 30, 2014, 01:44:54 pm
Just checked the brick-throwing scene... god. I wonder how many guys have gotten killed because their women got in the way. She clings on his arms at first, and then obscures his vision and distracts him. Standard female procedure in conflict situations, do everything to hinder the guy you love while he gets stabbed/shot/beaten/thrown a brick at

Chauvinism at it's best.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 01:45:54 pm
Chauvinism at it's best.
How the fuck does it have anything to do with chauvinism?
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: okiN on January 30, 2014, 01:49:50 pm
Thx. To spend some of your tax money at Metropolia AMK  :wink: Going for IT bachelor.

Oh, that's cool. Do they still call it a bachelor's degree even though it's a polytechnic school, though?
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Vibe on January 30, 2014, 01:49:55 pm
I've seen a bunch of street fighting videos on youtube full of cheap shots, kicks in the head / stomping while the guy was on the ground and similar depraved shit but that brick takes the cake.
Title: Re: "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Segd on January 30, 2014, 02:00:18 pm
Did some digging:
Dressed guy got cought. He also commited robery on the next day after this. Don't know what punishment he got though.

The naked one completelly evaded punishment due to his settlement with victim  :?

Oh, that's cool. Do they still call it a bachelor's degree even though it's a polytechnic school, though?
Yep, bachelors at polytechnics & masters at universities.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: okiN on January 30, 2014, 02:02:34 pm
Eh? But a bachelor's is what comes before a master's. This sounds way too confusing. Or did you mean you're getting a master's at uni afterwards? :P
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Segd on January 30, 2014, 02:04:45 pm
Eh? But a bachelor's is what comes before a master's. This sounds way too confusing. Or did you mean you're getting a master's at uni afterwards? :P
Nope, only bachelor, then to work. Although I have master of law in Russia,  there is no law here anyway :)
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: okiN on January 30, 2014, 02:06:41 pm
Right. Well, anyway, enjoy.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: the real god emperor on January 30, 2014, 02:09:54 pm
yep this is sick . but its not something extraordinary , happens too much mostly in countries like russia or turkey because people is used to this kind of shit did someone died ? oh thats too bad just like other 40 incidents yhis month for example... people starts getting adapted to this , everyone needs to get their shit together...
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Torben on January 30, 2014, 02:15:31 pm
I've seen a bunch of street fighting videos on youtube full of cheap shots, kicks in the head / stomping while the guy was on the ground and similar depraved shit but that brick takes the cake.

that wasnt a fight man,  just some fuck assulting an old man with a brick to the face.  I have no words for that small peace of shit.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: NejStark on January 30, 2014, 02:22:05 pm
NSFL tag required imo.

Also grim, good luck in Finland.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Vibe on January 30, 2014, 02:22:35 pm
that wasnt a fight man,  just some fuck assulting an old man with a brick to the face.  I have no words for that small peace of shit.

most of the real street fights are hardly "fights", you know

attention violence yada yada



Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 02:42:39 pm
most of the real street fights are hardly "fights", you know

attention violence yada yada



hahaha

It's a good thing that almost none of the people doing this crap actually know how to fight, or they'd do a lot more damage
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Torben on January 30, 2014, 02:48:11 pm
that shit makes me sick,  and the guys filming yelling around like apes.  peh
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: wayyyyyne on January 30, 2014, 03:09:48 pm
most of the real street fights are hardly "fights", you know

attention violence yada yada




dayum nigga dayum nigga dayum
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Varadin on January 30, 2014, 03:23:57 pm
What a fucking 2 Russian pussy skinny piece of shits , If i was there i would fucking take a metal or wooden stick and beat the shit out of them , and than i would piss over their faces , wow beating a woman , so pro and so brave, Jesus i could not control myself in that situation. Hope they die from cancer
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Smithy on January 30, 2014, 03:41:23 pm
Hope they die from cancer

On top of that I hope they get this.  Thanks for the beautiful words, Kinngrimm.  :)

Quote from: kinngrimm
I hope you guys get some sort of sticky balls deseases and smell like my armpits, sorry excusese for nolife fucking cunts you are.



In all seriousness.. that video is bullshit.. it's easy to say "I would've done this: ..." but honestly I would hope that if I had been there, the opportunity would have risen to kick the shit out of those two, and exact some true Jungle Justice because what the hell they almost killed the first guy then the cheese ball idiot with the brick succeeds on the passer-by.  No offense to Russians, but fuck Russia, that's bullshit.  Smoke more weed drink less vodka, fucking idiots.




Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Varadin on January 30, 2014, 04:07:54 pm
On top of that I hope they get this.  Thanks for the beautiful words, Kinngrimm.  :)



In all seriousness.. that video is bullshit.. it's easy to say "I would've done this: ..." but honestly I would hope that if I had been there, the opportunity would have risen to kick the shit out of those two, and exact some true Jungle Justice because what the hell they almost killed the first guy then the cheese ball idiot with the brick succeeds on the passer-by.  No offense to Russians, but fuck Russia, that's bullshit.  Smoke more weed drink less vodka, fucking idiots.

i understand you and your way of thnking , but each men is individual for himself , and in this particular situation some of them would run , some of them would take a pcitures of that guys , and some would go in and defend. I know i troll a lot and talk bullshit like Fite me irl and shit like that, trust me or not i could garannte that i would jump in and fight those losers , no matter if i would get beaten or not. Well just speaking for myself.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 04:38:46 pm
No offense to Russians, but fuck Russia, that's bullshit.  Smoke more weed drink less vodka, fucking idiots.
Classic "no offense" sentence. Good job.
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Post by: Smithy on January 30, 2014, 04:46:27 pm
i understand you and your way of thnking , but each men is individual for himself , and in this particular situation some of them would run , some of them would take a pcitures of that guys , and some would go in and defend. I know i troll a lot and talk bullshit like Fite me irl and shit like that, trust me or not i could garannte that i would jump in and fight those losers , no matter if i would get beaten or not. Well just speaking for myself.


I agree with that, and I'd like to think I would act in a similar way, you just never know.  And yes, also speaking for myself.. with the first post as well, I wasn't talking about you, just me and kind of in general.  Just clarifying.   :)


Classic "no offense" sentence. Good job.

You liked that did you?  Good.   :)
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Butan on January 30, 2014, 04:53:07 pm
Maybe the KO'ed guy didnt see it coming, but one should be way more cautious when someone holds something in his hand, whatever its size. Casually walking around jerks is dangerous by itself, better evade completely, or if you decide to go nearby, go into sentinel mode. But really the speed at which the guy went from "threat holding stone" to "murderer" should tell us something about the frailty of life.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Latvian on January 30, 2014, 05:10:40 pm
world would be better without some people and even nations
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Post by: Nightmare798 on January 30, 2014, 05:17:50 pm
Remind me to buy a gun if I ever venture into Russia.
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Post by: _schizo321437 on January 30, 2014, 05:18:35 pm
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Post by: Smithy on January 30, 2014, 05:32:24 pm
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Yes.. yes.. please continue..
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Nightmare798 on January 30, 2014, 05:35:09 pm
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And that was the last time we have seen clown Krusty.

He has gone away in style though.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: _schizo321437 on January 30, 2014, 05:37:46 pm
Yes I recall. That wasn't even difficult.
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Post by: Torben on January 30, 2014, 05:44:42 pm
even nations

dangerous thought there...
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Molly on January 30, 2014, 06:07:24 pm
Am I the only one who would have just stood there, grabbing the phone, calling the authorities and when it was save for ME, go and try to medical help?

Talk like "I would have beaten the shit out of them!" is pretty silly. Why would you endanger your own health, when just helping properly afterwards most likely does more good than anything else. Only people who never actually fought someone can come up with those kind of statements...  :?
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 06:19:14 pm
Well, not everyone is a coward, for one.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Varadin on January 30, 2014, 06:19:51 pm
Am I the only one who would have just stood there, grabbing the phone, calling the authorities and when it was save for ME, go and try to medical help?

Talk like "I would have beaten the shit out of them!" is pretty silly. Why would you endanger your own health, when just helping properly afterwards most likely does more good than anything else. Only people who never actually fought someone can come up with those kind of statements...  :?

i would beat them and use my medical knownledge from university , so Two birds with 1 stone ;)
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: pingpong on January 30, 2014, 06:26:36 pm
world would be better without some people and even nations
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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Butan on January 30, 2014, 06:31:41 pm
I think he's just saying "I dont want to live on this planet anymore", but in a different fashion.

Human extinction doesnt look like a bad idea sometimes. Not saying its a sound one either.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 30, 2014, 06:38:15 pm
Am I the only one who would have just stood there, grabbing the phone, calling the authorities and when it was save for ME, go and try to medical help?

Talk like "I would have beaten the shit out of them!" is pretty silly. Why would you endanger your own health, when just helping properly afterwards most likely does more good than anything else. Only people who never actually fought someone can come up with those kind of statements...  :?

Calling the "authorities" in Russia... Yeah I think that's part of what Segd is trying to say here.

You're right about "I would've beaten the shit out of them" comments.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 30, 2014, 06:54:37 pm
Human extinction doesnt look like a bad idea sometimes. Not saying its a sound one either.
So what are you saying if it isn't a bad idea and not a sound one either? And why?
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 30, 2014, 07:09:23 pm
Was about to make a post several times already, but resisted nevertheless :) I went through the whole range of emotions throughout my un-posted posts. But in the end, i decided to stay positive, and don't let anything poison my spirit today. Just one funny comment i found on the YouTube:

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Post by: Nightmare798 on January 30, 2014, 07:10:15 pm
Was about to make a post several times already, but resisted nevertheless :) I went through the whole range of emotions throughout my un-posted posts. But in the end, i decided to stay positive, and don't let anything poison my spirit today. Just one funny comment i found on the YouTube:

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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Austrian on January 30, 2014, 07:27:35 pm
Attention, some violence inside
Pretty sunny day, dashcam, 2 cats, 2 injured, 1 dead. Police & medics are probably still on their way to help.

P.S. Gonna move to Uropa(east Skyrim, Helsinki) this Autumn, yey!  :P
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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Butan on January 30, 2014, 10:22:33 pm
So what are you saying if it isn't a bad idea and not a sound one either? And why?

I said nothing.


Fail bait.


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Post by: Tovi on January 30, 2014, 10:51:09 pm
Buff Stones !
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Post by: Nightmare798 on January 30, 2014, 10:56:55 pm
Buff Stones !

Nah, too stronk, instakill.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: [ptx] on January 31, 2014, 12:26:08 am
Urlas/chavs are fucking subhumans.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: _schizo321437 on January 31, 2014, 01:28:46 am


Yes.. yes.. please continue..

And that was the last time we have seen clown Krusty.

He has gone away in style though.



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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: brunoII on January 31, 2014, 01:48:36 am

what is the remake of The Shining ....
the director is Stanley Kubrick?

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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Segd on January 31, 2014, 06:19:12 am
what is the remake of The Shining ....
the director is Stanley Kubrick?
A Clockwork Orange suits to this vid better :)
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"A Clockwork Orange is a 1971 British film written, produced, and directed by Stanley Kubrick, adapted from Anthony Burgess' 1962 novella of the same name. It employs disturbing, violent images to comment on psychiatry, juvenile delinquency, youth gangs, and other social, political, and economic subjects in a dystopian future Britain" Russiaalmost any developing country.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Erzengel on January 31, 2014, 09:43:35 am
hahaha

It's a good thing that almost none of the people doing this crap actually know how to fight, or they'd do a lot more damage

Well, not everyone is a coward, for one.

Oh mighty internet warrior.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Kafein on January 31, 2014, 09:45:08 am
Oh mighty internet warrior.  :rolleyes:

It's ok it's not Varadin
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Xant on January 31, 2014, 10:12:35 am
Oh mighty internet warrior.  :rolleyes:
I know the concept of not being a nerd IRL must seem very distant to you. I understand, don't worry.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Macropus on January 31, 2014, 11:25:34 am
Let's just soften this cruel thread with some positive video, should we.
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Post by: Smithy on January 31, 2014, 11:48:13 am

Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Macropus on January 31, 2014, 11:51:19 am
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Why make such an offtopic, this thread was about russians.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Smithy on January 31, 2014, 12:33:21 pm
Why make such an offtopic, this thread was about russians.

Sorry I'm an ignint Murican.  I just thought this video was entertaining.. It always makes me laugh, anyway.  :|

Also, apologies if any double posting occurs.. Potato phone lags a lot.  :?
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Macropus on January 31, 2014, 12:35:38 pm
Sorry I'm an ignint Murican.  I just thought this video was entertaining.. It always makes me laugh, anyway.  :|

Also, apologies if any double posting occurs.. Potato phone lags a lot.  :?
I was kidding, this video is really funny and very popular in Russia, although I wonder how funny it seemed to you if you don't understand what they say  :)
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Smithy on January 31, 2014, 12:42:12 pm
I was kidding, this video is really funny and very popular in Russia, although I wonder how funny it seemed to you if you don't understand what they say  :)

You sly bastard.  :oops:

I understand the "chorus" but that's about it.  A lot of what's entertaining is their gestures and body language, as well as the moustaches and to Americans the Russian language by itself can sound funny, especially in this sing-song manner. 

Could you tell me though, what its about?  Or on what occasion they're throwing what looks like a huge party?  Kind of looks like a wedding reception.  Unfortunately my phone won't load the whole video lol.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Macropus on January 31, 2014, 01:08:15 pm
Could you tell me though, what its about?  Or on what occasion they're throwing what looks like a huge party?  Kind of looks like a wedding reception.  Unfortunately my phone won't load the whole video lol.
I don't have a slightest clue :D
Seems like some weird kind of rap battle, the chorus is "Who are you? Be off, good bye", although more than half of what they say isn't russian but their native language (whatever it is). Basically the funny chorus is why it became popular, I guess.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Smithy on January 31, 2014, 01:21:11 pm
They're not even speaking Russian? Wow shows how much I know, lol :oops:  Some of them look like they could be Borat's relatives.  :lol:
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Prpavi on January 31, 2014, 01:53:23 pm
not everybody is a degenerate, try focusing on good side of things

Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Torben on January 31, 2014, 03:52:08 pm
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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Macropus on January 31, 2014, 04:33:53 pm
not everybody is a degenerate, try focusing on good side of things
But watching degenerates is funnier.  :)
Here, found some other hilarious video with some epic shit:
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Bulzur on January 31, 2014, 07:47:22 pm
Wahou.

Now that's...

Where must i sign to be a shut-in, to have someone to bring me food and money. Life seems so dangerous oustide. o_O

I love talking walks at night, but it just doesn't seem possible everywhere. :|

Thank you Prpavi for that video, healed my soul.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Dezilagel on January 31, 2014, 08:03:46 pm
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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: brunoII on January 31, 2014, 08:36:15 pm
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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Smithy on January 31, 2014, 11:50:58 pm
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 are you a potato chocolate chip cookie?

Minus the potato part, what does this mean?  I've seen it posted in several different contexts and I don't quite get it.  I'm obviously a nub, someone please enlighten me.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 31, 2014, 11:52:55 pm
Minus the potato part, what does this mean?  I've seen it posted in several different contexts and I don't quite get it.  I'm obviously a nub, someone please enlighten me.

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Post by: Smithy on February 01, 2014, 12:05:22 am
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Now I see.  :? Thank you oh, High Lord of thine Spam.
Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 01, 2014, 12:10:14 am
Now I see.  :? Thank you oh, High Lord of thine Spam.

ok, ok, try writing his, and his partie's common name:

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Title: Re: 18+ "5 minutes in Russia" or "why do I hate my country so much"
Post by: Smithy on February 01, 2014, 12:13:45 am
I get it guy.  :)  Funny gif btw.