<19:16:11> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Did you switch to HoC because of some kind of money offer?
<19:16:14> "firebus": I got payed 150k
7:08 PM - Knightmare_: They are offering to pay me to just show up
7:08 PM - Knightmare_: yea alot lol
I could have gotten PAID!?!??! :shock:they said good people not bad people ya nub
Hurry, insult them more before they have time to stabilize their verbal SHIELD WALL!lol'd at ur sig
<19:15:58> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Hey bro
<19:16:04> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": I hope you don't mind me asking, I'm just curious
<19:16:11> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Did you switch to HoC because of some kind of money offer?
<19:16:14> "firebus": I got payed 150k
<19:16:18> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Alright that's what I thought
<19:16:20> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Gay
<19:16:38> "firebus": you gotta offer more C:
<19:16:42> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Eh, fuck that
<19:16:46> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Sucks that they are doing that
<19:16:48> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": You know why it sucks
<19:16:54> "firebus": no
<19:16:55> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Is because they aren't just offering shit to mercenaries they think are good
<19:17:03> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": They are offering to mercenaries ONLY ON MY ROSTER
<19:17:05> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Who they think are god
<19:17:08> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Trying to buy people off of my roster
<19:17:13> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": That shit is dirty
<19:17:14> "firebus": yehhhhhhhh
<19:17:19> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Scumbags
<19:20:04> "Cavalieres_Daruvian": Rubes says he will pay you 125k to switch back lol
I'm famous dad!
I am against paying people to switch sides for two reasons. 1) It is expensive and 2) the merc will come to expect it when he signs for you. By offering general rewards, you get rid of both those negatives. You draw in more mercs willing to fight for you at a cheaper cost as well as making sure it doesn't become an expected reward.
They are mercenaries. They fight for money. It's true, look it up. The mercs we hired were on your roster because YOU paid them. We did not attempt to steal them, but rather decided to seek out a few extremely talented MERCENARIES to fight for us. They already had an incentive to fight for you, with that incentive being money, so we offered more. THAT is called bidding. You can look that up too; you'll find it, I promise. We did nothing wrong. I'm sorry if you didn't like it, but we were as much within our rights to pay players as you were, no matter the terms of the reward. We won the siege because our men fought well and our command was superior. You Gobblins knew you were attacking a castle; blaming your failure to capture Almerra on the presence of WALLS is a little pathetic really. I do not know what you expected, but you will not just waltz into our home, one of the most well-built castles in NA and our choice of home for a reason, and take it from us while only spending 4,000 men...1,800 of which we now control due to your failure to plan an effective siege. Perhaps you are too used to walking into poorly-defended villages with thousands of men in endless plate to plan for a REAL siege, but if you wish to take Almerra from us, you're going to have to go big or go home. And based on today, you may just want to go home.
They are mercenaries. They fight for money. It's true, look it up. The mercs we hired were on your roster because YOU paid them. We did not attempt to steal them, but rather decided to seek out a few extremely talented MERCENARIES to fight for us. They already had an incentive to fight for you, with that incentive being money, so we offered more. THAT is called bidding. You can look that up too; you'll find it, I promise. We did nothing wrong. I'm sorry if you didn't like it, but we were as much within our rights to pay players as you were, no matter the terms of the reward. We won the siege because our men fought well and our command was superior. You Gobblins knew you were attacking a castle; blaming your failure to capture Almerra on the presence of WALLS is a little pathetic really. I do not know what you expected, but you will not just waltz into our home, one of the most well-built castles in NA and our choice of home for a reason, and take it from us while only spending 4,000 men...1,800 of which we now control due to your failure to plan an effective siege. Perhaps you are too used to walking into poorly-defended villages with thousands of men in endless plate to plan for a REAL siege, but if you wish to take Almerra from us, you're going to have to go big or go home. And based on today, you may just want to go home.
Two points:
1: We, to the best of my knowledge, have never paid individually to have people merc for us. Their incentive for signing up was that they enjoy being on our side or are friends with us. I didn't offer Desire anything to sign up for us, all I did was ask. You are the ones who offered her gold to begin with.
2: Considering we're going 1:1 during the timer, I am pretty happy with how these sieges are going. Most of them end up being 2:1 KDs in the defenders favor during the timer if properly executed anyways.
But don't worry, you can always turtle up in your castle to hide from the big bad GOBBLINs anyways.
Big bad gobblin so pro for attacking all of NA's small 1 fief factions. Man up and fight an all out war with someone your own size. If you actually cared about spreading the xp that is what you would do.
Big bad gobblin so pro for attacking all of NA's small 1 fief factions. Man up and fight an all out war with someone your own size. If you actually cared about spreading the xp that is what you would do.
Size of the faction does not translate into how bad you do in those battles.
Strat the HoC way:
-Declare war on GOBs by continually attacking their castle.
-Get pushed back to only one fief.
-Cry about being picked on by the now "too big faction" you decided to fight in the first place.
10/10 profound reasoning.
Dude it's pretty mutch whatever at this point. HoC does not cry about our losses. Nor did we ridicule you. You LITERALLY blamed your loss on our walls. You bragged that without walls you won; seemed like no one really had fun on either side because of an atrocious map. That's not your fault, and it's not mine, it just was. According to my information Firebus was expecting pay from you. Yeah, we paid Desire, she friggin deserves it. We won't tell a merc who to fight for, and we usually don't pay for mercs, but we did, and we won because of much more than those mercs, and you screwed up Daruvian, and you lost. Get over it.
when the fuck am I getting bribed. God dammit I'm better than firebus and knightmare COMBINED.(click to show/hide)
Wait wait wait, so what you're saying is, you attempted to take a fief from someone else forcefully, and expected them not to take action against you? Well it seems like the tables have turned.. time for you to take action and attack them back, or just stop bitching about how they're so much stronger than you and that it's unfair.
You've won this last castle defense with over a 1:1 kill-death ratio. I congratulate you on doing this. No really, tons of very skilled mercenaries signed for Gobblins, even if you paid over 100k gold to obtain some of their best mercs. I don't give even a single fuck; that is a legitimate tactic. Giving folks cRPG gold ain't something to be ashamed of. You do what you gotta do.
The big problem is most of the GOBAWLIN mercenaries won't do engineer duty or other less-than-fun duties. We had more catapult guards than last time but I decided that giving up catapult duty would be fine enough to take the castle
tl"dr" MAKE SURE THAT SANDERmy old friend CATAPULTS THE ENTIRE BATTLE AND DOESNT GIVE UP
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You've won this last castle defense with over a 1:1 kill-death ratio. I congratulate you on doing this. No really, tons of very skilled mercenaries signed for Gobblins, even if you paid over 100k gold to obtain some of their best mercs. I don't give even a single fuck; that is a legitimate tactic. Giving folks cRPG gold ain't something to be ashamed of. You do what you gotta do.
The big problem is most of the GOBAWLIN mercenaries won't do engineer duty or other less-than-fun duties. We had more catapult guards than last time but I decided that giving up catapult duty would be fine enough to take the castle
tl"dr" MAKE SURE THAT SANDERmy old friend CATAPULTS THE ENTIRE BATTLE AND DOESNT GIVE UP
The thing about that field battle is that us having more mercenaries than them was a direct reflection of the fact that we had the foresight to dedicate Ascalon to spending the 30 minutes before the field battle making sure all of our mercenaries were accounted for so that we would bring at least 45+ mercenaries. It wasn't a fluke.
Also I blame the loss entirely on Sandersson. Literally not joking.
Also I don't really care but I don't think I ever said in this thread that I paid for mercenaries. I pretty nerdphatically said that I did not, at least on the last occasion, and the last occasion was the truth.
Jona, you just confirmed that you're a fucking idiot. You just repeated what you said earlier, only in more detail... still, the situation hasn't changed one bit and it doesn't make any difference, you still attacked a clan, simply wanting their fief, thinking they wouldn't retaliate.. you should legitimately receive electroconvulsive therapy for your retardation.
Pics or it didn't happen.tbh I'd prefer a vid of him masturbating over a pic of it.
LOL EVERYONE THAT PLAYS THIS GAME BUT ME IS A FUCKING NERD HAHAHAHAHA MOM WHY DO MY BALLS SMELL FUNNY
Just to share the following with the community.
WARNING: CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION LEAK
Before this battle I explained to Sandy on two occasions, both times showing him the picture below, the original attack plan against Almerra Castle. We talked about it for several minutes, the ideas behind it, and how we generally thought it was a good plan. Tonight when we attacked the castle Sandy manned the catapults. What did he do? IMMEDIATELY START HITTING THE WALL TO THE LEFT OF THE ONE WE BOTH TALKED ABOUT AND THAT IS INDICATED IN COLOR CODING FOR FUCK SAKE. After he shelled it for several minutes, rather than even thinking of attacking the other originally indicated wall he instead stopped catapulting entirely seemingly with the thought "WELL THAT WILL DO LOL".
After the battle when I confronted Sandy about his fuck-up with the catapult target I asked him "I bet you even fucking remember the color of the catapults on the map.
He immediately responded "yellow".(click to show/hide)
So, according to Jona, intentionally attacking somebody multiple times does not constitute a declaration of war. Also, because HoC decided to go AFK in a castle they should be left alone, they are the true heroes of strategus.Lame, get funny or get out. Sick of the finger pointing.
no phallic objects on the map, 0/10 battle plan
So, according to Jona, intentionally attacking somebody multiple times does not constitute a declaration of war. Also, because HoC decided to go AFK in a castle they should be left alone, they are the true heroes of strategus.
no phallic objects on the map, 0/10 battle plan
Funny thing is i dont think i asked as much gold as you and im way better haha lvl 30,69+ constant ping, and im gay... You sir are one pricy whore!
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You've won this last castle defense with over a 1:1 kill-death ratio. I congratulate you on doing this. No really, tons of very skilled mercenaries signed for Gobblins, even if you paid over 100k gold to obtain some of their best mercs. I don't give even a single fuck; that is a legitimate tactic. Giving folks cRPG gold ain't something to be ashamed of. You do what you gotta do.
The big problem is most of the GOBAWLIN mercenaries won't do engineer duty or other less-than-fun duties. We had more catapult guards than last time but I decided that giving up catapult duty would be fine enough to take the castle
tl"dr" MAKE SURE THAT SANDERmy old friend CATAPULTS THE ENTIRE BATTLE AND DOESNT GIVE UP
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Quite a big epeen you have their knight, we all care so much that Firebus is better than you?
Paying mercenaries to switch sides thats just, just, utterly how the games meant to be fucking played, what a mercenary is and so normal that in history or fiction its a cliche.
What a truly stupid thing to rant about.
Lol dont make me post a whole page of battles ive done in strat with me at the top or best melee KD or better then firebus, or over 100 kills, cause i will i have all my pics saved and ready for tinypic upload haha.
Yea im a nerd and boast a massive EPEEN but i can so GG!
O and haters gunna hate.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
This Just In!
Gobblin King gets at least two guys off of HoC roster to switch and sign up for him. Oh the irony! Oh the drama! Why he try so hard to secure his shit existence? Nobody knows!
LOL you post that pic hahah your score is not even good and you were lvl 33+ when i was 25 haha
Thats funny want me to really start posting some pics....My lvl 30 69+ ping vs your 33/34 with 14-18 ping and i usually always do better, i have so many pics i could post, i do love my EPEEN GG no RE :D :D :D
O and if you want some of those pics with over 100 kills easy lemme know i can post them or PM them to you also pics as lvl 30 with those scores :D
Funny thing is i dont think i asked as much gold as you and im way better haha lvl 30,69+ constant ping, and im gay... You sir are one pricy whore!
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Man, best melee KD in yet another battle, Chinese ping as shown in the actual and factual picture in both of these and I never got paid :cry:. I think I got 20k once like 5 months ago out of pity. Farming NA1 in light gear is probably more profitable anyways.
I saw this post and wondered what kind of a my old friend-lord wrote it. I then realized it was me after I saw pooh being tired of this shit next to it.
I'm assuming I was very drunk and said some nice things.(click to show/hide)(click to show/hide)
The only payment that I have ever taken was when horns wouldn't let me not take a payment. Otherwise many people would have given me much gold.
P.S. I suggest paying out twice for net kills and removing KDR/top kills. net kills are reachable by any class.
that's his font and the 'shit existence' part is HIS comment towards HoC.
I'm pretty sure those over 100 kill battles for you(if they exist) were with 39 str before update. I'm pretty sure all you did was stand on a castle wall with a greatmaul and just keep crushing through and 2 shotting everyone(no nerd skill involved)
Man, best melee KD in yet another battle, Chinese ping as shown in the actual and factual picture in both of these and I never got paid :cry:. I think I got 20k once like 5 months ago out of pity. Farming NA1 in light gear is probably more profitable anyways.
I don't need gold, I was just making a joke. I don't feel right about taking another's money.
You've shown me the error of my ways of my armor crutching and now the gold just flows, well if 10k per day is a lot. I think I can go even with some of you guys if I play well but my 1v1 with agi still ain't so great yet, just so careful of not getting hit.
I killed san once.. it was glorious.Once.
I'm retarded
San is to easy in 1v1 I only have to tap him twice lol
Anyway GG you 14 year old
You can't use age as an insult when you have the maturity level of an overly-aggressive twelve year old.
I'm sorry that was really mean of me, but I am going to post it anyway so that I can get a higher post count. pls dont be hurt u r great
Who are you again? And i love all the -s on my posts so many haters hahaha :D even my own clanmates
And i love all the -s on my posts so many haters hahaha :D even my own clanmates
You see, the trick to getting people in cRPG to like you is to hate yourself as much as you hate everyone else.
Because you are making an absolute ass of yourself. I had no idea who you were before this thread, and now I genuinely dislike you. I'd recommend dropping the angsty teen attitude and stop flashing the e-peen. There's still hope for you. This is the internet after all.
I haven't - or + anyones post on the forums, and you are just - all mine. Take a chill pill man.
Your so funny!!! And yea im going to take advice from you of all people right? haha
Your so funny!!! And yea im going to take advice from you of all people right? haha
Because you are making an absolute ass of yourself. I had no idea who you were before this thread, and now I genuinely dislike you. I'd recommend dropping the angsty teen attitude and stop flashing the e-peen.There's still hope for you. This is the internet after all.
Wut you say?
Dissing applesauce?
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I miss you Taser. <3
I miss you too Applesauce.
Bro love.
and here, everybody, we see the natural nerds in their habitats.