That Spanish soldier is the most gay guy I have ever seen hold a gun.I seriously wish I had saved those pics of a crossdressing bodybuilder in pink ballet costume walking over the street on high heels while pushing a shopping cart or while holding an assault rifle in his hands...
That Spanish soldier is the most gay guy I have ever seen hold a gun.Really? What makes him "gay"? Is having tattoos gay? Is having a necklace gay? If not, how is he "gay"?
The macho unbuttoned from the top shirt with the giant shiny beltbuckle, necklace and colorful tilted hat combo makes him look gay.Because all the other soldiers in that picture have their uniforms on so differently.
Depending on the tatoos ofcourse.
Depends on the necklace.
I have no knowledge of his level of gayness.
Really? What makes him "gay"? Is having tattoos gay? Is having a necklace gay? If not, how is he "gay"?
Some are. They tend to experiment with same sex more than men do.
And besides, women are mostly in the company of men. Or in the kitchen :D
I read CrazyCracka's post twice before it dawned on me.
He's going to be a father.
Poor kid.
some terrifying pictures of greek army in actionBuy some glasses, those are US flags on those uniforms.(click to show/hide)
True story, my pregnant wife was in the kitchen and just happened to be barefoot. I said "you look right at home, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen". She stopped making dinner and feigned like she was upset. She continued shortly thereafter because it was a funny comment.
I read CrazyCracka's post twice before it dawned on me.
He's going to be a father.
Poor kid.
Love you too. My son will be great, just like me. :mrgreen:
First time he cries, he's getting hung outside in a tree til he calms down :wink:
No but seriously I'll teach him to be assertive. I won't tolerate him being a bully, but he will stick up for himself. I'll expose him to all sorts of culture. He'll be exposed to music, art, science, technology, sports, history, biology (animals and stuff). He'll be well rounded, and he can choose his own destiny.
I've been calling the fetus boy "Wendell" but I'm pretty sure we're going to either name him Trent (after Trent Reznor) or Dexter (from the TV show).
... You can't infect me with your gayness over the wire. ...but but someone did
I seriously wish I had saved those pics of a crossdressing bodybuilder in pink ballet costume walking over the street on high heels while pushing a shopping cart or while holding an assault rifle in his hands...
Love you too. My son will be great, just like me. :mrgreen:
First time he cries, he's getting hung outside in a tree til he calms down :wink:
No but seriously I'll teach him to be assertive. I won't tolerate him being a bully, but he will stick up for himself. I'll expose him to all sorts of culture. He'll be exposed to music, art, science, technology, sports, history, biology (animals and stuff). He'll be well rounded, and he can choose his own destiny.
I've been calling the fetus boy "Wendell" but I'm pretty sure we're going to either name him Trent (after Trent Reznor) or Dexter (from the TV show).
OFF TOPIC POST, DON'T READ IF YOU MAD
My advice for you is to get as much sleep as you can right now and enjoy every second of it, because unless you are extremely lucky, you're not going to be getting much of it for a loooonngg time :lol:. My son is nearly 16 months now and I have been tired nearly every single day in that 16 months, it probably doesn't help I work night shifts but regardless, even when you get them into a good routine, teething kicks in, along with them picking up every minor illness they come in contact with ( which is a necessary evil if they are to have strong immune systems ) and you will day dream of sleeping for a week.
Other than that being a Father is the most awesome thing in the world, I wouldn't change it for ANYTHING and I love my son more than I ever imagined I could love a person. Plus they're funny, this morning when I got back from work and sat down to drink my cup of tea, he came in swinging two tampons around and attacked me with them like they were nunchucks.
Wishing you and your partner the best mate, cherish the times to come because once the baby arrives, time flies like it has never done before.
Even if you let your wife takes care of it (wich is normal, how the hell do you want us to give him his food... we can't !), it will still wake you up.
Every single time. You'll learn to distinguish between the "i cry because i'm hungry", "i cry because it hurts", "i cry because it's fun" soon enough.
PS : The very first time it will actually laugh, a real sincere laugh without any meaning behind them, except pure happiness, you'll be in heaven. Even more if you're the source of that laughter. I may, probably, have gone completely senile for an entire minute after this moment. And still remembers it, 5 years later on. Hopefully, i've overcomed it, but damn... such a pure laugh.
Or, or, or, or.., get a baby that is naturally clam and sleeps well. Like my parents did.
Genetics !
I guess having a retarded child has its benefits.