Lol, Why havn't anyone attacked greece yet?

[Leshma]

Really? What makes him "gay"?  Is having tattoos gay? Is having a necklace gay? If not, how is he "gay"?

He spends most of his time surrounded by men. Prisoners, soldiers, priests, all gay to the bone.

We are also mostly men in here, but this is internet. You can't infect me with your gayness over the wire. And I can get out if I want to, any time I want to. Prisoners, soldiers and priests, they can't do that.

[Xant]

Women are gay.

[Leshma]

Some are. They tend to experiment with same sex more than men do.

And besides, women are mostly in the company of men. Or in the kitchen

[Logen]

And thus we come to the conclusion that the sole reason no one has attacked Greece yet is that greeks are gay, and all soldiers are gay as well, and gays won't attack each other.

[CrazyCracka420]

Some are. They tend to experiment with same sex more than men do.

And besides, women are mostly in the company of men. Or in the kitchen

True story, my pregnant wife was in the kitchen and just happened to be barefoot.   I said "you look right at home, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen".  She stopped making dinner and feigned like she was upset.  She continued shortly thereafter because it was a funny comment.

[Xant]

I read CrazyCracka's post twice before it dawned on me.

He's going to be a father.

Poor kid.

[Panos_]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evzones

 

[Tibe]

Why poor? Anybody having the privilege of being a white person born in a western society is one of the few luckiest motherfuckers on the face of this earth.

[CrazyCracka420]

I read CrazyCracka's post twice before it dawned on me.

He's going to be a father.

Poor kid.

Love you too.  My son will be great, just like me.   

First time he cries, he's getting hung outside in a tree til he calms down 

No but seriously I'll teach him to be assertive.  I won't tolerate him being a bully, but he will stick up for himself.  I'll expose him to all sorts of culture.  He'll be exposed to music, art, science, technology, sports, history, biology (animals and stuff).  He'll be well rounded, and he can choose his own destiny.

I've been calling the fetus boy "Wendell" but I'm pretty sure we're going to either name him Trent (after Trent Reznor) or Dexter (from the TV show).

[zagibu]

Don't hold him back if he reaches for the burgers, and he'll certainly be well rounded.

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Buy some glasses, those are US flags on those uniforms.

[Leshma]

True story, my pregnant wife was in the kitchen and just happened to be barefoot.   I said "you look right at home, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen".  She stopped making dinner and feigned like she was upset.  She continued shortly thereafter because it was a funny comment.

About your wife being barefoot in the kitchen, you should put stop to that like any manly man would do. For some reason, preggo human females love to be barefoot, just like they like pickles or eating ice cream. Problem with being barefoot is that it's not healthy for them.

[Xant]

I find it exceedingly hard to believe that it'd be unhealthy to be barefoot for an evolved species.

[pingpong]

I read CrazyCracka's post twice before it dawned on me.

He's going to be a father.

Poor kid.

He retired at lvl 38 and loomed a masterworked child, hes going for stay-at-home dad build nextgen

[Kafein]

Love you too.  My son will be great, just like me.   

First time he cries, he's getting hung outside in a tree til he calms down 

No but seriously I'll teach him to be assertive.  I won't tolerate him being a bully, but he will stick up for himself.  I'll expose him to all sorts of culture.  He'll be exposed to music, art, science, technology, sports, history, biology (animals and stuff).  He'll be well rounded, and he can choose his own destiny.

I've been calling the fetus boy "Wendell" but I'm pretty sure we're going to either name him Trent (after Trent Reznor) or Dexter (from the TV show).

With kids, there are two very different things : what you say before, and what you do after. But I already applaud you for trying.